The UNdressing @spoiledranch.bsky.social · 06/10/2026My gf and I have been sleeping with this married couple and one of them just texted me we cant sleep with each other anymore because they are in love with me :( 010
The UNdressing @spoiledranch.bsky.social · 20/09/2026If you always make your girlfriend too much food you always get to eat her leftovers and usually it has some of her spit in it :) 010
The UNdressing @spoiledranch.bsky.social · 06/09/2026hi there its been a minute ive been gooooood :) 260
The UNdressing @spoiledranch.bsky.social · 25/07/2026just put a cigarette out on her arm (her first!!!) and when she was reeling in pain with it still on her forearm she nuzzled into me <3 120
The UNdressing @spoiledranch.bsky.social · 09/07/2026Getting the puppygirl a dog bed while the catgirl and the lizardlady are laying in the sunlight on my bed life is good 010
The UNdressing @spoiledranch.bsky.social · 20/06/2026me and my girlfriend (yippee!!!) went over to this womans house to sleep with her but she lives on the second floor and only has a twin sized mattress so that was AWFUL 010
Reposted by The UNdressing𝓐𝓵𝓲𝓬𝓮 @hotchickhell.bsky.social · 05/06/2026modern gamers complaining about female game protagonists are pussys bro, back in my day we celebrated female protagonist and jerked off to their asses and also wanted to become them 371806276
The UNdressing @spoiledranch.bsky.social · 31/05/2026Everyone is all “service top” or “service bottom” you bastards, the service is the fucking point don’t get it twisted 351
Reposted by The UNdressingMir @hovermyr.bsky.social · 31/05/2026to be clear when i say "holding hands is lesbian sex" i am not saying that because i have weird bullshit ideas about how lesbians are pure and chaste and boring or whatever. i am saying it because i am a massive pervert about gloves 312318
The UNdressing @spoiledranch.bsky.social · 31/05/2026my girlfriend and I made out with an older woman last night at the punk show and now shes giggling at us in dms life does get better actually 120
Reposted by The UNdressingzoe @zoewithnoy.bsky.social · 26/04/2026cutting a gloryhole between the stalls to hold hands while we shit 2335
The UNdressing @spoiledranch.bsky.social · 30/05/2026starting stream and my body hurts like crazy because all of the bruises she left on me :) 020
Reposted by The UNdressingMir @hovermyr.bsky.social · 28/05/2026I swear everything she does is optimized in a lab to make me want to grab her and squeeze until something breaks 0201
Reposted by The UNdressingMir @hovermyr.bsky.social · 23/05/2026problematic amount of brainwashing gap 0354
Reposted by The UNdressingbattery bunny @sillyacct.bsky.social · 23/05/2026You're blowing up in her DMs while she's blowing up inside of me. We are not the same. 051
The UNdressing @spoiledranch.bsky.social · 23/05/2026Talking to a good friend of mine and we are both wildly into the same girl so now we get to scream about her to each other I love poly 020
Reposted by The UNdressingBen Hart @pavlovforgoths.com · 21/05/2026I have raised thousands of fucking dollars for marginalized people on this website this year alone while having to deal with deranged takes on my life from spoiled adults the entire time. Now my partner and primary caretaker needs his tooth pulled. I'm forcing him to accept help from me.ko-fi.comSupport Dog Knife / HachikoSupport Dog Knife / Hachiko 15061
Reposted by The UNdressingMir @hovermyr.bsky.social · 20/05/2026there needs to be a moment where the puppygirl looks at her owner like "what the fuck is wrong with my person is it stupid" 1362
The UNdressing @spoiledranch.bsky.social · 20/05/2026So shes broken up with me 3 times and all 3 times shes failed to keep that up, at a certain point my god complex is going to take over 110
The UNdressing @spoiledranch.bsky.social · 16/05/2026Ok so I fucked her some more and she said I love you again 000
The UNdressing @spoiledranch.bsky.social · 16/05/2026Ok so basically we fucked each other about it and yeag (We’re so back) 100
The UNdressing @spoiledranch.bsky.social · 15/05/2026I’m like, crazy hurt over it too and now my therapist isn’t joining the call too lol 110
The UNdressing @spoiledranch.bsky.social · 15/05/2026Just got broken up with and then also told that she lost all feelings for me! Therapy starts in 1 minute too so thats good timing I suppose 210
The UNdressing @spoiledranch.bsky.social · 05/05/2026Fucked her so hard she figured it out this shit aint nothing to me man 030
The UNdressing @spoiledranch.bsky.social · 19/04/2026I need to live like Anthony bourdain if he sucked cock like a vacuum too 000
Reposted by The UNdressingrabbit @runrottenrabbit.bsky.social · 15/04/2026side a: cute mixtape of songs that remind me of you side b: crying and whining and moaning your name while i get my brains fucked out 051
Reposted by The UNdressingHIGH LORD FALCON, OLIVKA RHO @livvywivvyy.bsky.social · 15/04/2026a collar is kind of like a wedding ring 25211
The UNdressing @spoiledranch.bsky.social · 16/04/2026Horrible, disgusting, awful set of experiences and then she woke up and now weve been playing together for hours its amazing 010
The UNdressing @spoiledranch.bsky.social · 15/04/2026I’m Probably too drunk rn buttttt Motorcycle went by so I’m feelin great!! From the smell Wish she was here to beat the shit out of me tho :( 010
The UNdressing @spoiledranch.bsky.social · 12/04/2026Kept her up all night and now she’s hungry, tired, REALLY thirsty and missing me so I’d say that’s a job well done 000
The UNdressing @spoiledranch.bsky.social · 12/04/2026Went full puppygirl maid and now I’ve got HER barking to god in aramaic, begging for more This shit aint nothing to me man 0104
The UNdressing @spoiledranch.bsky.social · 12/04/2026Ok so she’s awake when I’m at work now, and she’s like “ohhhh this is how it feels when you don’t get to talk to me whenever? Fuck I’m sorry yeag this actually hurts and is horrible, my bad” 020
The UNdressing @spoiledranch.bsky.social · 12/04/2026$3000 therapy price but hey at least it worked immediately! 000
The UNdressing @spoiledranch.bsky.social · 12/04/2026Need someone to sugar momma me so I can just quit my job and go work out 24/7 and like cook and clean someones house IDC anymore 020
The UNdressing @spoiledranch.bsky.social · 12/04/2026I'm regretting my move for like 10 different reasons right now this fucking sucks 110
Reposted by The UNdressing06 🔜 furpoc/mir @forbiddenflrsh.bsky.social · 09/04/2026maybe i’m just too slut-pilled to return to normal society but it feels so deal breakingly insecure to demand your partner only have eyes for you that’s not how people work, and pretending otherwise will kill you from the inside 110812
Reposted by The UNdressing06 🔜 furpoc/mir @forbiddenflrsh.bsky.social · 09/04/2026idk how the fuck most people survive with an unspoken rule that showing attraction towards anyone outside your relationship is basically treason 1022234
Reposted by The UNdressing06 🔜 furpoc/mir @forbiddenflrsh.bsky.social · 09/04/2026idk. life’s easier when you and your partner(s) can look at hot people, turn to each other and bite your lip in unison cooperative thirst is healthy for a relationship, actually. that’s my hot take 311924
The UNdressing @spoiledranch.bsky.social · 09/04/2026Thinking about her and her and her and her and her and her and her and her and her and her 010
