Spodumene @spodumene.bsky.social · 01/10/2026Sometimes, life takes you into unexpected places, and suddenly you're cheering for the Chicago Cubs in their must-win game against the Padres, meanwhile your sister is crying out in protest, "Haven't we switched to hockey now?!." 0101
Spodumene @spodumene.bsky.social · 11/09/2026So yesterday's unexpected package contained one more special surprise: a beautiful copy of my tgcf hanahaki duology, handbound 'dos-a-dos' style, which means two seperate books have been bound back-to-back to create one single volume with two distinct halves 1141
Spodumene @spodumene.bsky.social · 11/09/2026Today I received an unexpected package containing a most remarkable gift: a handbound tome chock full of so many personalized details, I'm not even sure where to start 5366
Spodumene @spodumene.bsky.social · 27/08/2026Today's corporate drones are so painfully incompetent. Making appointments, moving those appointments, missing those appointments, rescheduling those appointments, then phoning at a completely random time, because people don't have lives to live, amirite? Like fuck off, I just want to watch baseball 080
Spodumene @spodumene.bsky.social · 27/07/2026Trying to explain this haughty, queerer-than-thou melodrama to my friend so that she understands why the public career failure of its chief participant is so funny, but it's so stupid it sounds fake, and I'm just like, "Listen, when I say she ran over herself with her own clown car, just trust me." 160
Spodumene @spodumene.bsky.social · 31/05/2026The joy that I feel watching all of you people explode with your love for SHINee is probably one of the very best feelings I've had in the last 7 and a half years 0100
Reposted by SpodumeneEl 🦋🌸@ NEW BL NOVEL OUT NOW!!!📌 @fereael.bsky.social · 27/04/2026🐰WangXian Fic Rec of the Day🐰 The Homosexual Introvert's Guide to Heterosexual Speed Dating by @spodumene.bsky.social Podfic by @auntieiroh.bsky.social 1st of all the title? 10/10 2nd the fic? SO CUTE😍😍😍 Fic: archiveofourown.org/works/761504... Podfic: archiveofourown.org/works/833236... 1229
Spodumene @spodumene.bsky.social · 24/04/2026This story now has a fabulous podfic by the fabulous @auntieiroh.bsky.social archiveofourown.org/works/833236... Just one more chapter to go! Please listen to her perfect character voices, and be sure to leave her kudos and commentsarchiveofourown.org[Podfic of] The Homosexual Introvert's Guide to Heterosexual Speed Dating by Spodumene - Chapter 1 - AuntieIroh - 魔道祖师 - 墨香铜臭 | Módào Zǔshī - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù [Archive of Our Own]An Archive of Our Own, a project of the Organization for Transformative Works 161
Spodumene @spodumene.bsky.social · 20/04/202690% of my feed is just Taemin right now, which is a heavenly blessing of the holiest variety, but then BAM, stabbed through the heart by that photo of Jjong fixing Taem's hair, thank you, I'll just be over here weeping, he's watching, he must be so proud of him 0100
Spodumene @spodumene.bsky.social · 08/04/2026The world may feel like a nightmare, but you know what's amazing? A giant tortoise. You know what's even more amazing? Two giant tortoises, shooting the shit 0121
Spodumene @spodumene.bsky.social · 22/03/2026Nothing like confirming that the two-faced cunt who everyone swears is so nice and sweet is, in fact, a two-faced cunt 290
Spodumene @spodumene.bsky.social · 16/03/2026Slightly surprised and embarassed at how emotionally invested in that Golden win I was lol... 0120
Spodumene @spodumene.bsky.social · 06/03/2026Tomorrow is the last day for bidding, so if you've ever wished I would write a fic especially for you, get those offers in and let me create for you! 034
Spodumene @spodumene.bsky.social · 03/03/2026Bidding is live! Make your best bid--I'd love to create for you!fth2026offerings.dreamwidth.orgSpodumene - Auction #1 - FTH 2026 Contributor PageSee Spodumene's works <a href="https://archiveofourown.org/users/Spodumene/works" target="_blank">here</a>!<br /><br />Questions for the creator? Reach out to them via Bluesky (<a href="https://bsky.a... 011
Spodumene @spodumene.bsky.social · 28/02/2026It's that time again, folks! My auction is here: fth2026offerings.dreamwidth.org/75832.html It's basically the same as last year, which means I'm promising 10-20k, but just like last year, the more generous your offer, the more likely I'll cough up twice that in a fit of gratitude. Just sayin'fth2026offerings.dreamwidth.orgSpodumene - Auction #1 - FTH 2026 Contributor PageSee Spodumene's works <a href="https://archiveofourown.org/users/Spodumene/works" target="_blank">here</a>!<br /><br />Questions for the creator? Reach out to them via Bluesky (<a href="https://bsky.a... 178
Spodumene @spodumene.bsky.social · 19/02/2026I would like a word or several with whoever was responsible for scheduling the women's gold medal hockey game and the women's free skate, I just need to knock your heads together so that they break 2140
Spodumene @spodumene.bsky.social · 18/02/2026So everything about today was terrible, save for the part where my dad, having refused to buy new dress shoes for his mother's funeral, was forced to wrap his ancient boots up with miles of electrical tape after they both blew open at the sole. He was, of course, the best dressed person there 12130
Reposted by SpodumeneEl 🦋🌸@ NEW BL NOVEL OUT NOW!!!📌 @fereael.bsky.social · 17/02/2026🐰WangXian Fic Rec of the Day🐰 A storm without a warning by @spodumene.bsky.social Podfic by @auntieiroh.bsky.social A very tasty modern jealous "straight" boy Wei Wuxian fic 🔥🔥🔥 Fic: archiveofourown.org/works/41772705 Podfic: archiveofourown.org/works/54686263 0183
Spodumene @spodumene.bsky.social · 17/02/2026Folding dumplings, dreading tomorrow... why must all the wrong people in my family keep dying... okay not 'wrong' per se, she was in her 90's, but taking her grandson was just fucking mean... 4100
Spodumene @spodumene.bsky.social · 01/02/2026I fucking hate the word 'wasian' and if you use it around me, yes, I will judge you, even if you are using it on yourself, and I don't care how old and curmudgeonly that makes me, get the fuck off my lawn, etc. 050
Spodumene @spodumene.bsky.social · 17/01/2026So where would you rank 'Having your Grandmother's funeral' on a list of unlucky things to do on the first day of the lunar new year? Is it above or below getting a hair cut? 1670
Spodumene @spodumene.bsky.social · 13/01/2026Do I do this again, or do I acknowledge the fact that I literally just finished the last one, so signing up again would be stupid... 130
Spodumene @spodumene.bsky.social · 13/01/2026Okada and Nino samurai-ing it up and a johnny---er, 'starto' concert in my netflix reccs honestly what year is it 000
Spodumene @spodumene.bsky.social · 08/01/2026Some days I just wanna go Zen'in Maki on the world. Some days meaning every day, ofc 050
Spodumene @spodumene.bsky.social · 04/01/2026Pickleball Aunties and Uncles were relentless today. "Can I see your tattoo? Peonies!!--Chinese? Chinese! Where's your dad from? How do you spell your last name? That's so uncommon, do you know [same last name dude]? No? Good, we don't like him, he's an asshole! If you meet him, stay away! Ok? Ok!" 090
Spodumene @spodumene.bsky.social · 01/01/2026Okay, so. I know I cannot be the only one with a king-sized rant about Heated Rivalry ep 5. I am late watching, for sure, please tell me some hockey podcast has already had an anyeurism about everything ep 5 happy fucking new year 220
Spodumene @spodumene.bsky.social · 27/12/2025Most insane bot comment I've ever received may have actually used all 5000 characters 150
Spodumene @spodumene.bsky.social · 21/12/2025🐇 New Fic Alert: The Homosexual Introvert's Guide to Heterosexual Speed Dating 🛻 MDZS, Wangxian 🛻 44,295 words 🛻 Fandom Trumps Hate 🛻 Speed Dating 🛻 Threat of Labubu archiveofourown.org/works/76150411 95622
Spodumene @spodumene.bsky.social · 16/12/2025I have one major complaint with Heated Rivalry: Shane leaves his socks on during sex 4100
Spodumene @spodumene.bsky.social · 08/12/2025Things I've never done before today: hit a person in the head with a pickleball Things I've done as of tonight: hit five (5) people in the head with a pickleball Go big or go home, kids 0120
Spodumene @spodumene.bsky.social · 18/11/2025The MCs said to take the floral centrepieces home, so my slightly drunken friend who I was driving home insisted I had to take it. When I pointed out I didn't want her dropping all that water in my car, she took out all the flowers, poured the water into the teapot and shoved the vase into my hands 030
Spodumene @spodumene.bsky.social · 15/11/2025False alarm, I forgot about the one small corner of my closet (the one my cat likes, because she can hide behind especially long garments) that coughed up an acceptable outfit. Now I just have to shove some cash in a card and survive two chinese banquets in a row, let's do this 0100
Spodumene @spodumene.bsky.social · 11/11/2025The trouble with discarding all of your semi-formal femme clothes and shoes, is that now you have no semi-formal outfit, femme or otherwise, to wear to this wedding reception on Saturday, and you're broke af 🙃 060
Spodumene @spodumene.bsky.social · 31/10/2025One way or the other, I'm gonna have either the best or the worst baseball hangover this weekend 160
Spodumene @spodumene.bsky.social · 19/10/2025You know you're old when your playlist goes, "I'll find a payphone babe" and the child in your car wants to know what that means 1110
Spodumene @spodumene.bsky.social · 03/10/2025Friend: I'm getting married! Me: Congratulations! Friend: Please come to my reception! Me: Gladly! Friend: btw, you studied jewelry, right? Me: Gemmology, yes Friend: Great, can you tell me if this diamond is real? Me: Friend: Me: Well this is awkward 1110
Spodumene @spodumene.bsky.social · 30/09/2025Is it wrong that I want to explain to people with the emotional regulation skills of a toddler, that fanfic authors are not responsible for their garment-rending distress, by dumping a bucket of spiders over their heads? 4202
Reposted by SpodumeneEl 🦋🌸@ NEW BL NOVEL OUT NOW!!!📌 @fereael.bsky.social · 26/09/2025🐰WangXian Fic Rec of the Day🐰 Your Heart, My Table by @spodumene.bsky.social Podfic by @auntieiroh.bsky.social & @raitalarai.bsky.social This Modern AU is somehow so feelsy yet so cozy🥺🥺🥺🥺 Fic: archiveofourown.org/works/31331252 Podfic: archiveofourown.org/works/62611162 292
Spodumene @spodumene.bsky.social · 26/09/2025That awkward moment when you refuse to buy tickets to an hp event because you don't want to give jkr money, and then the trans friend in your group pipes up with, "I'm in! Put me down for one!" ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ 360
Spodumene @spodumene.bsky.social · 13/09/2025So, the metric system is obviously superior. However: Every inch of skin >>> Every centimetre of skin 4131
Spodumene @spodumene.bsky.social · 01/09/2025I am trying to decide if I can compose a diplomatic complaint to my strata about laundry detergent fumes, because when the smell being pumped through my window is so noxious, so revolting, so toxic that I end up vomitting through a migraine, all I want to do is launch a molotov cocktail instead 040
Spodumene @spodumene.bsky.social · 24/08/2025My sisters have given me an abundance of adorable stickers, and I have no idea where to stick any of them 280
