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Luke

@splitletters.bsky.social
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Jays fan, nerd, socialist, recovering Exvangelical PK Turns out I have #ADHD?

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Luke @splitletters.bsky.social · 25/06/2026
They say a picture is worth 1000 words, and boy howdy this one sure says a lot...
Global map showing approval rate for World Cup visitor applications to Canada in a colour coded formal, where Africa and South/Southwest Asia and very red(low approval rate), vs more predominantly white areas(including South Africa, notably) which are blue(high rates of approvals)
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Luke @splitletters.bsky.social · 16/05/2026
Like, I just want to hand out pamphlets with screenshots like these to people to show them how pretty games can be(and why chasing photorealism is silly)
Screenshot from Mio: Memories in Orbit Screenshot from Mio: Memories in Orbit Screenshot from Mio: Memories in Orbit Screenshot from Mio: Memories in Orbit
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Luke @splitletters.bsky.social · 01/03/2026
The new place tho.....so worth. A balcony? Where I can see the water???? Not to mention the in-unit laundry, dishwasher, etc
View from my balcony, some leafless trees in the foreground looking over a residential neighbourhood, with Burlington Bay in the background
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Luke @splitletters.bsky.social · 25/12/2025
A sketch of a dinosaur in a Santa hat with it's tongue sticking out in a mlem saying "it chrismas" "merr chrismas"
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Luke @splitletters.bsky.social · 02/11/2025
OK Blue Jays from NPS! VIBES= ELECTRIC
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Luke @splitletters.bsky.social · 02/11/2025
PANDEMONIUM IN NPS
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Luke @splitletters.bsky.social · 01/11/2025
Ok so I wasn't off base in thinking it was strange that a wall built against an artificial surface that is obviously dead level because it's built up over concrete could have space for a ball to get caught under the padding Truly a bizarre play. Not even mad, but clearly the baseball gods wanted G7
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Luke @splitletters.bsky.social · 01/11/2025
IT LOUD IN HERE
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Luke @splitletters.bsky.social · 01/11/2025
WATCH PARTY LETS GO BLUE JAYS
Picture of the Jumbotron at Scotiabank Arena showing the Blue Jays game
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Luke @splitletters.bsky.social · 31/10/2025
2 Down, 1 more to go... #WantItAll
Meme of the Grim Reaper knocking on doors, the first with the Yankees logo, open with a picture of Aaron Judge laying on the ground with a blood trail, the second with the Mariners logo, open with a picture of Cal Raleigh on the ground with a blood trail, as the Grim Reaper, with Vlad Jrs face, knocks on a third door with a Dodgers Logo on it
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Luke @splitletters.bsky.social · 28/10/2025
I'm so fucked. Baseball, why?
Screenshot of my alarm app informing me that my alarm will go off in 4 hours and 23 minutes
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Luke @splitletters.bsky.social · 26/10/2025
JOE CARTER!!!
Joe Carter coming into the fieldJoe Carter signing a ball for Bo BichetteJOE CARTER WEARING THE HOME RUN JACKET!
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Luke @splitletters.bsky.social · 26/10/2025
#BigFlag Returns!
A crew of military personnel carrying massive rolled up Canadian Flag onto the field of Skydome
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Luke @splitletters.bsky.social · 25/10/2025
World Series Baseball??????
Picture taken from near the front of the line to enter Gate 15 at Skydome, with nearly everyone in line wearing blue jays gear
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Luke @splitletters.bsky.social · 14/10/2025
Is this strike zone good? Asking for a friend
Chart showing the pitches called by Doug Eddings, as charted by the Hawkeye camera system.

The strike zone is ringed with an even blend of green(ball) and red(strike) calls in a completely inconsistent manner. It's not good.
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Luke @splitletters.bsky.social · 13/10/2025
The only thing keeping me sane rn while watching this pitiful effort by the Jays
Willow the Chihuahua laying on her back on a light pink blanket, with her eyes closed in bliss, getting a tummy rub
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Luke @splitletters.bsky.social · 08/10/2025
That....wasn't a strike? You sure there blue?
MLB gameday strike zone map, with pitch 5 being labeled a ball yet being solidly in the top of the strike zone
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Luke @splitletters.bsky.social · 08/10/2025
Character from a video game who looks to be from the 1920s, with a large prompt to press X to doubt
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Luke @splitletters.bsky.social · 27/09/2025
The Jays did the thing, just gotta prepare for tomorrow, block out my calendar....
Screenshot of a Google calendar event being made, labeled "Panic Attack(baseball edition)" for Sunday September 28, from 3:07pm-6:07pm EDT
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Luke @splitletters.bsky.social · 26/09/2025
And the Character Art? Just incredible, I want like all of it on my walls. The first game was already A+ tier for the art/style, and somehow #Hades2 has even topped it
Screenshot of meeting a Character labelled "???" in Hades 2, showing a blond man perched on a mossy rock, tipped backwards looking over his shoulder at the camera in a sultry fashion, with the text "Well, would you look at that. Another would-be suitor journeyed far and wide, just to gaze upon me, not that I blame you... and get totally rejected! Fine. Ogle if you must."Screenshot of meeting the Goddess Selene, Moon Incarnate in Hades 2. She's perched atop a white horse with a light teal mane, resplendant in a white dress and many moon shaped jewels/accessories. The next onscreen from her reads "Good evening to you, little star. Our cycles now are intertwined, as I no longer can afford merely to watch. Whichever thread we face, I vow to shine for you."
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Luke @splitletters.bsky.social · 26/09/2025
I'm friggin obsessed with this game already y'all, it's just stunning, plays so good, Supergiant continues to kick ass with their storytelling, the characters rule, and the music? Remains absolutely unmatched(and I just hit a point where I can sing a duet with *Artemis*???) Gods, this game #Hades2
Screenshot from the video game Hades 2, showing Melinoë(the player character) with the goddess Artemis, swaying and singing in a little rounded grove of land justting into some water, in an immaculate handdrawn style
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Luke @splitletters.bsky.social · 25/09/2025
Mildly stoned on pain meds, Sierra the longhaired Chihuahua is plopped in a pink dog bed shaped like a crown with an olive green sweater tucked in with herWillow the Chihuahua, half tucked into a light pink blanket while she gets scritches from me
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Luke @splitletters.bsky.social · 27/06/2025
Masai Forever
One of the buses from the Raptors Championship parade in 2019, with multiple players leaning off the back of the top deck to interact with fansOne of the buses from the Raptors Championship parade in 2019, with a bunch of players on top of the double decker bus, with the top of the crowd in the foreground Scene from the Raptors Championship parade in 2019, with a huge crowd of raptors fans, and a giant championship billboard in the background
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Luke @splitletters.bsky.social · 23/04/2025
Sounds like you should just wear *more* hats
The Spy from team fortress 2, wearing 3 hats stacked on top of each other
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Luke @splitletters.bsky.social · 27/03/2025
We made it. #OpeningDay
Peanuts 4 panel comic strip, depicting Charlie Brown going to bed and sleeping, and then waking to the sunrise, but the sun is replaced by a baseball
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Luke @splitletters.bsky.social · 23/03/2025
Idk why you're so tired dad, just have a snooze like me
Willow the shorthaired Chihuahua, flopped on the couch sleeping, half under a pink fleece blanket, with her tongue sticking out very cutely
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Luke @splitletters.bsky.social · 17/03/2025
I WANT TO BELIEVE SO SO BAD PLEASE ROSS DO THE THING
Screenshot of a Hector Gomez tweet reading: "SOURCE: The #BlueJays are planning to make a new offer to Vladimir Guerrero Jr., which will be close to what he is looking for.

According to the source, the Jays' offer would be in the range of 14-15 years and $550-600 million."
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Luke @splitletters.bsky.social · 15/03/2025
No cheating. Post the last photo of your pet. (I posted two because Sierra is barely visible and Willow is fully hidden under the blanket in the most recent one)
Me laying on a grey-green couch, with a long-haired Chihuahua tucked in between my thigh and the back of the couch, with a crocheted blanked on my chest hiding our short haired Chihuahua snuggled up thereWillow, the shorthaired Chihuahua, tucked in having a snooze on the couch under a small green and white checkered blanket on top of a larger pink blanket, with my girlfriend lounging in the background
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Luke @splitletters.bsky.social · 09/02/2025
Like am I off base? Because this screen sure seems to say that the promo plan is supposed to include regular live TSN?
TSN's Cancel/Change plan screen, showing the normal TSN package for $19.99/month, the Current Promo Plan selected at $8/month that looks identical to the normal plan outside of the price, and then the reduced TSN+ package at $8 as well, with the differing description notably not talking about regular TSN sports
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Luke @splitletters.bsky.social · 02/02/2025
Porchetta roast, garlic mashed potatoes, and a sesame ginger salad. Dinner tonight is a big win
A plate with a slice of porchetta roadt and mashed potatoes topped with some jus, with a bowl of salad next to it
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Luke @splitletters.bsky.social · 05/01/2025
Heroic Queen Ansurek down! #WoW #NerubarPalace Man I'd missed progression raiding, finally getting that kill feels so so good
A screenshot from World of Warcraft, showing the corpse of the final boss of the current raid tier, Queen Ansurek
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Luke @splitletters.bsky.social · 29/12/2024
🤤🤤🤤
A delicious plate of shrimp fried rice with dumplings
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Luke @splitletters.bsky.social · 25/12/2024
Happy holidays from the pups!(And also us humans)
Two Chihuahuas sitting on a couch looking at the camera with gift bags on either side of them
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Luke @splitletters.bsky.social · 01/12/2024
Pupdate: we're sharing a puppichino!
To chihuahuas, one short hair and one long haired, sharing a shot cup full of whipped cream held by an outstretched arm from off frame
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Luke @splitletters.bsky.social · 26/11/2024
*festive*
A well decorated Christmas tree situated in the corner of the living room where it meets the front hall, with a garland draped across the top of the entryway. To the left is a bookshelf, and to the right through the entryway is a cabinet with an espresso machine and microwave on top of it
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Luke @splitletters.bsky.social · 24/11/2024
It's a hard life being a pup
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Luke @splitletters.bsky.social · 23/11/2024
Pupdate: WE HAVE BUTTS TOUCHING IN FRIENDLYNESS!!!
Two Chihuahuas, Willow on the left, a short hair, and Sierra on the right, a long hair, sitting on a pink blanket staring off camera at my gfs breakfast, sitting so close that their back ends are fully smooshed together
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Luke @splitletters.bsky.social · 23/11/2024
We're oh so close to actually playing! #newpup
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Luke @splitletters.bsky.social · 22/11/2024
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Luke @splitletters.bsky.social · 18/11/2024
This is Sierra and Willow, and we are a Blue Jays household
A long haired Chihuahua named Sierra, and a short haired Chihuahua named Willow, sitting on a blanket on a messy couch, looking at the camera
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Luke @splitletters.bsky.social · 14/11/2024
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Luke @splitletters.bsky.social · 13/11/2024
And now for your regularly scheduled(ish) pup content
Willow the short haired Chihuahua, sitting in her carrier using a Billy talent shirt as a blanket to lay onSierra the long haired Chihuahua, giving me an expectant look as it's dinner time and her belly is empty, sitting on a pillow
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Luke @splitletters.bsky.social · 09/11/2024
Evening pup
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Luke @splitletters.bsky.social · 07/11/2024
The world may be entering back into waking nightmare territory, so here's 2 cute pups(about as close to cuddling as we've managed since adopting Willow a few weeks back)
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Luke @splitletters.bsky.social · 07/11/2024
If you see this, I invite you to post a picture from whatever device you're on with no explanation.
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