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James @splinch.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

We are so back. To... Gold xD

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James @splinch.bsky.social · 31/05/2026

Bro put red neons on his nimbus? Yo that's sick 😎

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James @splinch.bsky.social · 31/05/2026

Mmm, pissing off the whales was your first mistake

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James @splinch.bsky.social · 31/05/2026

That space WiFi might take a while... Holy moly Billionaires man

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James @splinch.bsky.social · 25/05/2026

Why do I do it chat? Say something easily refutable, bait someone into not being able to help themsleves replying. Then laugh at their reply because I don't care what it is, only that I got one. - It's called rage baiting Splinch, I think you're bored and want attention. It's also pretty toxic.

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James @splinch.bsky.social · 11/05/2026

You're welcome. - Now that's fifty quid. Get the fuck out my office... Right meow...

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James @splinch.bsky.social · 10/05/2026

The journey of a thousand miles begins with... Annoying someone, usually.

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James @splinch.bsky.social · 30/04/2026

London does my nut in, physically impossible for me to keep an eye on all of yas. So look after yourselves won't ya ❤️

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James @splinch.bsky.social · 26/02/2026

I did think someone was a bit tracky, that's hilarious

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James @splinch.bsky.social · 18/02/2026

.4% of the way to World domination. Not bad, but your big sister company outshines you by 24x Ehh, they know where to find me if they ever need an apparitionist. # notspon

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James @splinch.bsky.social · 11/02/2026

And the cat says; that's my support! How is that possible gamers? Huh? Yeah... Philosophize on your assumptions for a second will you, really makes you think huh? (Splinch, I don't know what the fuck you just did to that metaphor but it's so broken I barely recognise it.) The cat, was a wamen

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James @splinch.bsky.social · 11/02/2026

"Oceans of text" - GPT "Knocking over bottles til the dull beige pages, stain a lurid scarlet" - Me 🩵

Enormous waves made of millions of pages of paper, a sea sized data set made visual.

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James @splinch.bsky.social · 05/02/2026

Blizz really woke up and chose violence with this one.

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James @splinch.bsky.social · 30/01/2026

A warning?! I don't negotiate with Talon-ists thank you. You tryna get booped or wot fam?

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James @splinch.bsky.social · 30/01/2026

We're off to 70,000 rpm, so please stay clear of the quasar beams

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James @splinch.bsky.social · 30/01/2026

Excuse me, Samsung? Yo does that say tn?

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James @splinch.bsky.social · 21/01/2026

Do the happy wallpapers help? Kinda, but it feels like a black noir kinda arrogance... Though, yeah that's about the right ordering of books. Get wrecked Seneca

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James @splinch.bsky.social · 20/01/2026

No contest bsky. Good looking out, I can be a brat. 💚

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James @splinch.bsky.social · 19/01/2026

Nice try wallpaper but I'm not falling for it.

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James @splinch.bsky.social · 18/01/2026

Read more: app.samsungglobalgoals.com/goal_details... #SamsungGlobalGoals #GlobalGoals

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James @splinch.bsky.social · 18/01/2026

Read more: app.samsungglobalgoals.com/goal_details... #SamsungGlobalGoals #GlobalGoals

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James @splinch.bsky.social · 02/01/2026

Ohh I'm sorry, I couldn't hear you over all this freedom. 🇺🇸

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James @splinch.bsky.social · 26/12/2025

How can a painting so revulse and compell me. All at once? "The duality of man, Splinch..." - you shut the fuck up right now, but also... Fair point. 😂 Has science gone too far? Haters will say it's AI.

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James @splinch.bsky.social · 04/12/2025

Yeah, I think so open.spotify.com/track/7MStpK...

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James @splinch.bsky.social · 03/12/2025

Bang on the money with my 3rd December prediction 😎 109,847 Minutes listened (How do you have ears left?) And Fletcher absolutely deserves artist of the year for me. Queen 👑❤️

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James @splinch.bsky.social · 29/11/2025

What was that old chap?! Sorry I can't fucking hear you over the sound of my skull ringing like a churchbell! But AT LEAST WE SOLVED THE LATENCY!!

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James @splinch.bsky.social · 01/10/2025

大展鴻圖(Blueprint Supreme) Song by SKAI ISYOURGOD ‧ 2024 🙏

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