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kate bush’s husband @airbagged.bsky.social · 05/07/2025
For the last 24 hours Twitter has been full of people mocking the everloving shit out of this “fantasy author” for trying to dunk on one of Hideo Kojima’s best creations: FAT MAN. If you’re wondering why everyone is making Orc City jokes, this is why:
DumbassOrc city smoldered burned down in the wake of battle
The ground soaked in a knuckles depth of blood and ash
The savage cries of its defenders now silent and still as its ruin was overseen b the architect of its very destruction
The orc wars were finally over
There is noting more reviled than the orc said the elvish kk g
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Funny Fish @splatz.bsky.social · 1h
Gin
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Funny Fish @splatz.bsky.social · 2h
I do have some anime man fanart left in me yet I suppose
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Funny Fish @splatz.bsky.social · 4h
Here is my #gintama fanart
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furry hater #votesolomon @furry-hater.bsky.social · 22h
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Funny Fish @splatz.bsky.social · 19h
Victoryy
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Funny Fish @splatz.bsky.social · 20h
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Running Out Of Time
Paramore · This Is Why · Song · 2023
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Funny Fish @splatz.bsky.social · 20h
27 year old bum fake idgafer trying to do away with it entirely with 2 surrogate family teen employees he doesn’t pay and cares for more than anything in the world okay i admit that #TheSpellWorked
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Funny Fish @splatz.bsky.social · 20h
Dude
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Funny Fish @splatz.bsky.social · 21h
Saddest thing about watching a long running anime from the early/mid 2000s is knowing that it’s all going to become shiny at some point
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Funny Fish @splatz.bsky.social · 21h
Fernando Tatis Jr is just an extremely beautiful man
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Funny Fish @splatz.bsky.social · 23h
His pathetitude has captured my heart
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Funny Fish @splatz.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Seeing watermarks of now defunct anime piracy sites in the top corner when I’m steaming something … rest peacefully brother you are remembered well
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Funny Fish @splatz.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Got to the episode where they wait until halfway through the episode to play the opening theme for a gag and realized I was witnessing greatness
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Funny Fish @splatz.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
I keep thinking about this review I saw on steam of a hl2 mod I was thinking about playing "why would there be infighting in an anarchist group" that's like the most iconic trait of an anarchist group
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Funny Fish @splatz.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Wait gintama is good
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Funny Fish @splatz.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
People telling me that my project is "good" and that they would "want to use it" which is odd since I was expecting to be asked how I could possibly have come to the conclusion it would be an acceptable thing to put out officially
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Funny Fish @splatz.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Idk people who think about sex 24/7 on socmed and can't keep it to themselves are genuinely so annoying like why are leaving a comment about cock under a normal drawing of a horse. that is not really normal or appropriate and you should work on that
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Funny Fish @splatz.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Ppl who act like "being a pervert" means ur part of The Resistance or some shit annoy the fuck out of me icl
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Funny Fish @splatz.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
If trying something new with my meds doesn't work i shoot myself. if it does work I shoot myself twice
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Funny Fish @splatz.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Funniest part abt this late september AL central race is seeing white sox fans think that like the idea of cleveland going to the ALDS is like offensive and undeserved lmfao
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Funny Fish @splatz.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Listened to spin while I had to haul ass on my bike to campus I did feel like Johnny fucking Joestar
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Funny Fish @splatz.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
kyahh
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Funny Fish @splatz.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Tempted to add a "controversies" section to my old high school's wikipedia page
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Funny Fish @splatz.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
who greenlit this
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Funny Fish @splatz.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
can we be real fora minute the belt buckle is, in fact,hot
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Funny Fish @splatz.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
inject it into my veins
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Funny Fish @splatz.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
it's like actually fucking over though I started like really genuinely ear to ear smiling seeing just random screenshots of johnny again
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Funny Fish @splatz.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Doing the like "hiding the zombie bite from the survivors" thing but it's me becoming sickmindedly obsessed with jojo's bizzare adventure again
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Funny Fish @splatz.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
More and more I'm believing in Ventura Highway as a SBR ending
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Funny Fish @splatz.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
I refuse to believe that people who say the sbr op song sucks have the same kind of ears I do
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Funny Fish @splatz.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Nobody is ever going to die ever again
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Funny Fish @splatz.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
A gyjo nuke went off.
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Funny Fish @splatz.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
I can’t stop watching it you’re not crazy I’m crazy
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Funny Fish @splatz.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
I can feel it all coming bakc to me. Johnny joestar
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Funny Fish @splatz.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
infusion of johnny joestar red sauce
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Funny Fish @splatz.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Emergency Johnny doodle
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Funny Fish @splatz.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
I would much rather have to go to raccoon city than silent hill omfg like I'm dying either way I'd rather just get turned into red mist by an escaped lab experiment instantly than have to battle with my own psyche first and then get turned into red mist by it
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Funny Fish @splatz.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
I am like cartoonishly tired today. When I walked up to my bike I realized I'd grabbed my house keys out of my pocket like I was going to unlock it & I just went to get a glass of milk and then put the carton back in the cabinet and the glass in the fridge
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ANGEL 🍏 7.5 NOW!!! @ienzo.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
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Funny Fish @splatz.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
I will wake up every day knowing that I'll never be able to live the life I want which is game journalist in the 2010s who gets sent out to E3 every year
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Funny Fish @splatz.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Do not take that ketracel white from the gas station bro
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Funny Fish @splatz.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Tbh I would be really mad if I got infected with g-virus and saw myself start to turn into a boss monster like great now I'm gonna grow a big yucky eyeball. And guess what they're gonna be doing to it
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Funny Fish @splatz.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
I appreciate Bryan hauling absolute ass throughout the RE movie despite his fucked up ankle because honestly Leon's commitment to take every encounter at a tactical trot starts to get to me like there is a huge zombie trying to kill u can we put a little more pep in our step here
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glavo lilio @glavilio.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
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Funny Fish @splatz.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
I look disturbingly similar to that one Zionist detransitioner lady that people are always clowning on
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Funny Fish @splatz.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
I really don’t personally care all that much about a Yosuke romance route but I can’t get over their excuse being that it would take too much time like come on
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Funny Fish @splatz.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Local theater has a little "thank you for supporting nonprofit cinema" thing at the bottom of each ticket. like yeah I support that independent cinema so much I might be losing them money
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Funny Fish @splatz.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Starting a list
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Funny Fish @splatz.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Of all the OOT remake discourse people arguing about the auto jump is like the most pointless thing ever. Complete non issue wrap it up
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