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splatterphace

@splatterphace.bsky.social
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splatterphace @splatterphace.bsky.social · 23/10/2025
What's this "we" shit? I didn't invent a damn thing!
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splatterphace @splatterphace.bsky.social · 14/10/2025
Goddamn, I would love to own a Splatterhouse cab. I would need a home to put in it though 😕
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splatterphace @splatterphace.bsky.social · 12/10/2025
GIGO
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splatterphace @splatterphace.bsky.social · 11/10/2025
Bro will never drown 😁
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splatterphace @splatterphace.bsky.social · 11/10/2025
かわいい
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splatterphace @splatterphace.bsky.social · 10/10/2025
Where the memes on this platform? Hit me with some memes!
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splatterphace @splatterphace.bsky.social · 09/10/2025
Honey, wake up; new meme template just dropped
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splatterphace @splatterphace.bsky.social · 09/10/2025
Hey look, a bunch of politics in my feed
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Arrested Development Dead Dove GIF
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splatterphace @splatterphace.bsky.social · 09/10/2025
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a little girl is sitting in a car seat and making a funny face .
ALT: a little girl is sitting in a car seat and making a funny face .
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splatterphace @splatterphace.bsky.social · 09/10/2025
People that don't learn history are doomed to repeat it, right? Seem like it has shifted and now people who have learned history are intentionally repeating it. Might the time to put that old adage to rest.
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splatterphace @splatterphace.bsky.social · 09/10/2025
Every one of those motherfuckers is adding a tick to the "I'm about to murder everybody" bar. Thankful, ha, funny stuff 😄
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splatterphace @splatterphace.bsky.social · 09/10/2025
I'm not moving to California, Kelsea 😂
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splatterphace @splatterphace.bsky.social · 08/10/2025
My local library has a pretty limited selection of e-books through Libby and Hoopla, and it's the main library in a major city. I can appreciate getting people away from Amazon, but libraries are more about quantity than selection. Most books I want to read are not available from them.
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splatterphace @splatterphace.bsky.social · 08/10/2025
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a close up of a spongebob squarepants character with the words stop written on it .
ALT: a close up of a spongebob squarepants character with the words stop written on it .
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splatterphace @splatterphace.bsky.social · 08/10/2025
Bro, all creations of beings YOU created are YOUR CREATIONS. I never thought I'd be telling God to sit back down, but here we are.
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splatterphace @splatterphace.bsky.social · 08/10/2025
Feeling huge looking at this tiny pic Amazing I can fit this entire scenario in the literal palm of my hand
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splatterphace @splatterphace.bsky.social · 08/10/2025
SHE FUCKING RAGE QUIT THE REPLIES 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
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splatterphace @splatterphace.bsky.social · 08/10/2025
I said EVERYONE, not you. Calm yourself, then get over yourself.
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splatterphace @splatterphace.bsky.social · 08/10/2025
Everyone keeps bringing up Idiocracy, but there was no fascism, Nazism or religious nationalism in that movie. It was making a point about smart people not procreating enough and getting out-populated by stupid people.
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splatterphace @splatterphace.bsky.social · 08/10/2025
Crazy how everyone talks about AI scraping, but no one ever brings up GIGO.
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splatterphace @splatterphace.bsky.social · 08/10/2025
Capitalism is crazy yo
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splatterphace @splatterphace.bsky.social · 08/10/2025
I'll get right on that being shook thing 😉
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splatterphace @splatterphace.bsky.social · 08/10/2025
Chronological feed...on a fascist platform? WHO CARES
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splatterphace @splatterphace.bsky.social · 08/10/2025
Hmm, yes. Shallow and pedantic.
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splatterphace @splatterphace.bsky.social · 29/09/2025
You're protecting a pedophile.
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splatterphace @splatterphace.bsky.social · 23/09/2025
The new 20 oz. bottle lids for soda are such trash. I used to be able to screw on a cap in a hurry without looking, now the little gaps in between the threads are throwing me off, to the point where most of the lids end up on the floor. I want off the ride. I'm not having fun anymore.
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