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Richard

@splatterchimp.bsky.social
151 followers 39 following 155 posts

When I'm not riding my unicycle, I'm riding the D. NSFW, random hodgepodge of my slutty side, and a peek behind the curtain of my day to day. When I get horny, my gods do I get horny.

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Richard @splatterchimp.bsky.social · 18h
Happy #FatCockFridy! Each and every one of you beautiful whores deserve more cock than you could possibly know what to do with. #FCF
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Richard @splatterchimp.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
It's empowering me, in interesting and vigorous ways. 😜
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Richard @splatterchimp.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
I won't. I just need to get the sewing machine out to tidy up a seam in the... Mission critical area...
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Richard @splatterchimp.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
My new favourite hat for taking dick
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Richard @splatterchimp.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
Get that in me NOW!
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Richard @splatterchimp.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
And bust, I did.
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Richard @splatterchimp.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
I've only gone and done it again. Went out cycling, got caught in the rain, pretty much gonna bust out of these shorts I'm so fucking horny...
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Richard @splatterchimp.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
🤤
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Richard @splatterchimp.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
It's #FatCockFriday! How could I have forgotten. #FCF
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Richard @splatterchimp.bsky.social · 23/07/2026
🤤
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Richard @splatterchimp.bsky.social · 22/07/2026
Get sweaty, cool down, then get *really* sweaty. Riding the bike makes me want to ride dick.
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Richard @splatterchimp.bsky.social · 21/07/2026
🤤
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Richard @splatterchimp.bsky.social · 23/06/2026
Happy birthday sunshine.
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Richard @splatterchimp.bsky.social · 19/06/2026
What better way to celebrate #FatCockFriday than to watch your favourite boy sucking your dick. Can't wait till I get @conknbonk.bsky.social on his knees again. 💦😜 Happy #FCF you beautiful whores, love you all.
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Richard @splatterchimp.bsky.social · 16/06/2026
Been out for a bike ride, having a goofy time with my post workout horn.
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Richard @splatterchimp.bsky.social · 12/06/2026
I love my whore life. I actually get to go to work in slutshorts and hi-vis. It's a safety thing. But with a slutty twist. See you at the world naked bike ride. #WNBR
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Richard @splatterchimp.bsky.social · 11/06/2026
Hope you're not lost...
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Richard @splatterchimp.bsky.social · 11/06/2026
😋
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Richard @splatterchimp.bsky.social · 05/06/2026
Late to #FatCockFriday today. But never too late to pound a hot load into a willing hole. Or the other way round. Or both. Love you all, you fucking whores. #FCF
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Richard @splatterchimp.bsky.social · 30/05/2026
Reminiscing with friends about ripping my hole a new one. I'm *well* overdue having more of this. @polkafluxx.bsky.social & @tedtalk420.bsky.social can fill me with poppers and pound my hole with the best of them. 🤤
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Richard @splatterchimp.bsky.social · 05/05/2026
🤤
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Richard @splatterchimp.bsky.social · 20/04/2026
These legs?
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Richard @splatterchimp.bsky.social · 27/03/2026
It's fat cock Friday!! Come get ya fill. #FCF #FatCockFriday
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Richard @splatterchimp.bsky.social · 19/03/2026
👉🏼👈🏼 pick me pls.
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Richard @splatterchimp.bsky.social · 15/03/2026
I'm having such a good day. Now, who wants me to slam this in my hole until I pass out...
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Richard @splatterchimp.bsky.social · 06/03/2026
Happy #FatCockFriday! It's the most glorious day of the week. Now go crack one out, you whores. #FCF
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Richard @splatterchimp.bsky.social · 04/03/2026
Every meal 🤤
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Richard @splatterchimp.bsky.social · 21/02/2026
🍆💦
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Richard @splatterchimp.bsky.social · 06/02/2026
It's #FatCockFriday! Hard and ready to bust. #FCF
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Richard @splatterchimp.bsky.social · 19/01/2026
And like that, I'm back. Back and gagging for a pounding.
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Richard @splatterchimp.bsky.social · 09/01/2026
I like your initiative.
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Richard @splatterchimp.bsky.social · 09/01/2026
Perks include unrestricted admin privileges, break room, etc... The group interview, a series of exhausting and challenging practical demonstrations with at least two other candidates. Graded on teamwork, originality and creativity, and commitment to the highest levels of client satisfaction.
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Richard @splatterchimp.bsky.social · 09/01/2026
There's a strict interview process. Written exam. Group interview. Extensive trial period.
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Richard @splatterchimp.bsky.social · 31/12/2025
Happy nude year, you filthy whores. May 2026 be the year you all fuck like porn stars. #NYE #NewYearsEve
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Richard @splatterchimp.bsky.social · 22/12/2025
Seasons breedings you hornbags. Daddy Santa's got you on the list. I love each and every one of you. You fucking whores 😍
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Richard @splatterchimp.bsky.social · 19/12/2025
Yeah. You wanna get down on your knees and show me what you're made of?
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Richard @splatterchimp.bsky.social · 19/12/2025
Here's a #FatCockFriday to see you through till Christmas #FCF
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Richard @splatterchimp.bsky.social · 10/12/2025
Must have more dick in me. Huge dicks, multiple dicks, I'm feeling like a fucking whore. 😜
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Richard @splatterchimp.bsky.social · 08/12/2025
Shameless self gratification time. And a chance for showing off well @conknbonk.bsky.social sucks dick.
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Richard @splatterchimp.bsky.social · 25/11/2025
It's that magical day of the year, I'm celebrating 15 years of sobriety today. Send nudes. I gave up drink, not men.
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Richard @splatterchimp.bsky.social · 19/11/2025
Dropped something on the bathroom floor, it'd be rude not to strip down and spend 20 minutes on my knees... Christ, I need a good fucking.
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Richard @splatterchimp.bsky.social · 15/11/2025
Awwwhhhh yeah. Nice shower and fancy soaps. I fucking love a shower wank.
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Richard @splatterchimp.bsky.social · 10/11/2025
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Richard @splatterchimp.bsky.social · 07/11/2025
Sorry. I'll get on my knees and make up for my mistake. @polkafluxx.bsky.social
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Richard @splatterchimp.bsky.social · 07/11/2025
Happy Fat cock Friday everyone. If you're not getting your dick sucked today, get down there and suck one yourself. #Fcf #FatCockFriday #SuckingDick #WhoreLife
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Richard @splatterchimp.bsky.social · 04/11/2025
The face. The Cock.
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Richard @splatterchimp.bsky.social · 02/11/2025
After an afternoon of my friends being complete fucking hornbags, I found this little classic. Just me, rob the dildo, and the inability to use my arm.
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Richard @splatterchimp.bsky.social · 02/11/2025
These kinds of plans?
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Richard @splatterchimp.bsky.social · 29/10/2025
I'll need to clear my headspace and I may just take you up on that.
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Richard @splatterchimp.bsky.social · 29/10/2025
Fuck yeah I do.
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