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@splattedbrain.bsky.social
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Secret Pervert Alt: @sloppiedbrain.bsky.social i'm 19 i am a trans girl i use she/her/it/its i'm a lesbian hi i'm morgan!!!!!!!! i like deltarune i like minecraft i like azumanga daioh i like other things i would prefer for adults to follow me 🙂‍↕️🙂‍↕️

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splat splatterson @splattedbrain.bsky.social · 10h
really good image i found on tumblr
analog horror-esque image of an incredibly grainy doodle of spongebob smiling blankly at the camera in a white void with text reading "YOU ARE ALL SO GODDAMN NEGATIVE ALL THE TIME" above him
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splat splatterson @splattedbrain.bsky.social · 15h
genuinely such a ridiculous fucking downgrade but idk why i'm acting like arkham would ever have used a good design
mr. freeze concept art(?) from arkham asylum, featured in the waynetech character bioshis actual design in city that looks fucking horrendous sweet jesus christ it's bad
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splat splatterson @splattedbrain.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
well i really like this harley design from arkham knight actually. my pervert brain refuses to let me dislike it. though it does upset me that this was absolutely designed by straight men. i hope more women make oversexualized video game characters so i can praise their designs without regret wuff
harley quinn's classic suit design in one of arkham knight's dlcs. i'm not sure which since i've only played asylum, city and shadow. it's the batgirl centric one i think
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splat splatterson @splattedbrain.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
i fucking LOVE didy chips image. my friend said something the other day that i was only like 40% sure was connected to a 'problematic' kink and i busted out didy chips image right away i was so fucking excited. i love didy chips image
What dod the Diddy blud eat?

Didy chips
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splat splatterson @splattedbrain.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
awoof woof downloading a bunch of ds games to my emulator does anybody have any suggestions!!!
bunnies fighting !!!!! holllyyshit oh my god!!!!! holy shit!!!!!!! aaaaaghh!!!!!!!! arrruff ruff
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splat splatterson @splattedbrain.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
when you see a mother tell her little daughter she loves her but that's lowkey diddy medias so you have to intervene
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splat splatterson @splattedbrain.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
WAAAAAGH!!
marcille screaming, arms outstretched, "WAAAAAGH!!" she does not look very scary
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splat splatterson @splattedbrain.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
thinking about my kris # mykris
an edit of kris dreemurr's forward facing light world sprite. their hair is now meant to read textured rather than straight, with no one-pixel-wide strands, and their skin is a realistic brown rather than their usual yellow. (their hair sort of gives them floppy puppy ears..!!!)
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splat splatterson @splattedbrain.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
all in all. re4's a really good game. that is all strictly because of the gameplay being so goddamn good and the laughably bad dialogue being fun to listen to on occasion. its story is a 2/10 at best
oh my god. just replayed the last ~45 minutes of the story. read some of the in game documents. it's more like 95%. oh my god. it's so bad. why the fuck is this dog shit ass stupid fucking story attached to some of the most addictive gameplay i have ever touched. i am so pissed off. every single cutscene in this game that has an antagonist in it is just them going "Ahhhh Mister Kennedy... don't you see... I am not loyal to the Badass States of America... I am loyal to the made-up European Spanish-speaking country that is full of generic evil guys... and I want to put bugs in you because I hate America and you American dogs and did I mention I hate America because I'm the Bad Guy... and you are not a Cool American Action Movie Hero like you think you are because America is PoopooShit Bad..." and then leon being like "erm. did you forget that i'm the good guy? poopoo idiot head" and then they get angry and try to kill him and you have to do a quicktime event. and then leon kills them.imagine if you wanted to eat your favorite food but every time you did in order to be allowed to eat you were forced to watch the chef make it while he recounted "american history" to you like the average usa history teacher and he was just like "oh well the native americans died All Of Them because of disease. so sad! but it's ok because we were their friends and now we have the statue of liberty. anyways did you know how much nuance is involved when it comes to slavery" and you just had to listen to that to get your favorite food. or else you could never eat it again. that is the re4 story mode experience. i never watched anyone play the whole remake just the first like hour or so but i don't see any way they could have improved it and i would not be surprised if it was even worse. the literal only reason i can stomach wading through the shit of the story mode apart from the gameplay being as good as it is is because the whole thing is just so like. absurd. all of the dialogue and events are so fucking stupid.and since the remake's version of the story wants to take itself seriously it has to be like 80 times worse i refuse to believe it's any easier to sit through. jesus fucking christ
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splat splatterson @splattedbrain.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
idont have many cutes but i think i have a few
picture of me i had my hair in unmm. twintails.? i think.? also my face is covered by scary osaka because i'm ugly
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splat splatterson @splattedbrain.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
when you remember you can't draw
hal jordan killing himself
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splat splatterson @splattedbrain.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
a panel from dungeon meshi (delicious in dungeon) where marcille says "sorry to keep you waiting..."
marcille's head has been replaced by flowery from deltarune
izutsumi, behind flowery, has been replaced with pink from deltarune
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splat splatterson @splattedbrain.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
HUH? WHAT? SCARY ...
HUH? 
WHAT?
SCARY
...
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splat splatterson @splattedbrain.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
fiveday ag funkin nights bear i like the cassette onei like
i got perfect on a fnf song first try by channeling my attraction for cassette girl into my thumbs
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splat splatterson @splattedbrain.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
My friend Ralsei likes being furniture...
My friend Ralsei likes being furniture...
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splat splatterson @splattedbrain.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
my mom just told my little brother he could play with me for thirty minutes even though it's 11 pm and she literally just agreed with me 20 minutes ago that he should hang out with his brother (and he has bern with me since then. of course)
low quality image of that guy from peaky blinders holding a gun to each of his temples in the fog and hollerin
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splat splatterson @splattedbrain.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
i'm gonna have to trace a red dead redemption screenshot for his fucking hat oh my god
yellow from deltarune's sprite next to a kind of shitty dialogue portrait i'm trying to make for him
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splat splatterson @splattedbrain.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
post so good you screenshot it so you can repost it on another website
the following is a post from "postal420" on tumblr:
every so often there will be a "guy" who has made it clear they are comfortable with egg jokes or suggestions of gender experimentation, outwardly engaging in various forms of it; and despite the fact it is so explictly fine with the individual in question, there will still be some jackass who is determined that we must rescue them from transfeminity. there is somehow always some loser who thinks a grown adult must be protected from discovering their potential transness too quickly. part of it is a refusal to read the room but that refusal and the general motive of that behaviour stems from someone thinking a trans woman is a bad or wrong thing to be. that it should only be a last resort and there should be no outward support or encouragement of the identity. i promise u if there ever truly was a situation where an actual cis man felt pressured or misgendered in that way, he absolutely would not be afraid to let that be known.
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splat splatterson @splattedbrain.bsky.social · 26/07/2026
this is what i look like
intern from the roblox game animal hospital in the 'banana intern' skin. a yellow bunny character with a really offputting face (pinprick eyes and a wide, creepy smile) covered in cute yellow-orange makeup giving it blush and what looks like banana seeds on its nose. it has two little banana slice accessories (hair clips? earrings??) on one ear and is wearing a white t-shirt with a banana on it and brown pants.
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splat splatterson @splattedbrain.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
YAYYYYYY
sandwiches !! chicken patties with mozzarella cheese and tomato sauce
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splat splatterson @splattedbrain.bsky.social · 23/07/2026
had a pretty good muffin today. the alt text includes every single piece of my new bed that was not shipped to me in the box that we now have to buy and wait to be delivered when my mom even has the fucking money. my birthday's in two days and i can guarantee i'm getting jack shit. Yayyyyyyyyyyyyyyy
Screws and extras that I am missing
A-10
B-0
C-21
D-4
E-0
F-8
G-3
I-0
J-0
K-0
L-0
M-0
N-0
O-0
P-0
Q-0
R-0
Bed Frame Pieces I am missing
1-0
2-1
3-0
4-0
5-0
6-0
7-0
8-3
9-0
10-1
11-0
12-0
13-1
14-0
15-0
16-0
17-1
18-1
19-0
20-0
21-0
22-1
23-0
24-4
25-0
26-0
27-0
0 means I have all pieces meant to be included, numbers 1 or larger are the amount I am missing. Left column is the part itself right column is the amount missing
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splat splatterson @splattedbrain.bsky.social · 23/07/2026
i will probably keep my nsfw separated from my main for a long time because i am paranoid everyone in my life is waiting for an excuse to leave me. but i will still post this to ward off any gross bugs that attempt to follow me. i'm pro kink and you're a dumb dumb shit dumb baby !
ayumu kasuga (osaka) from azumanga daioh edited to be scary. her teeth are the same as the Smile Dog image, violent yellow and red, her eyes are black with red lights deep in them, blood is running down her entire face, and the background is a weird blue ripply effect. it looks very silly.
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splat splatterson @splattedbrain.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
when people who insist on they/them-ing ralsei shit on people who insist on he/him-ing ralsei i see this image in my peripheral vision
two dogs squatting to poop facing each other in the middle of a stormy field with a lot of barren grass. captioned as follows: Old fashion poop off!
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splat splatterson @splattedbrain.bsky.social · 13/07/2026
god DAMMIT
alphys looks like she's about to throw up and she's like "A human SOUL isn't strong enough to cross the barrier alone. It takes at least a human soul... and a monster soul."
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splat splatterson @splattedbrain.bsky.social · 11/07/2026
heh .... guess we'll see.. hruuuuhh ..... hruaaaaaaaah....!!! uraaaAAAAAUGHHHHH!!!!!
goku charging up his bullllshiiiiiit
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splat splatterson @splattedbrain.bsky.social · 09/07/2026
fuck offfff what everrrrrr fuck offfffff
A flower, cut in half
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splat splatterson @splattedbrain.bsky.social · 23/06/2026
chiitan liked a post on my alt ??????
chiitan liked a post on my alt
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splat splatterson @splattedbrain.bsky.social · 16/06/2026
Watch what happens when I cast a spell I don't know!
Lucky Beast from Kemono Friends in some king of.... snowgraves
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splat splatterson @splattedbrain.bsky.social · 06/06/2026
a discord screenshot featuring Meeeee (named "lesbian raichu") that reads as follows:
the fun thing about movies is that the entire human race can only go about five minutes after watching a movie without spoiling it
(several hours later i sent another message)
by fun i mean i want these people to be ripped apart i want rhem to get smushed into sopping chunks like a really tender brisket on social media
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splat splatterson @splattedbrain.bsky.social · 05/06/2026
tumblr post from @machinot reading as follows:
I think people who watch Chris Chan videos or other lolcow content are weird freaks! It's strange to me seeing people proudly talk on TikTok about the "Chris Chan chronicles" if I watched that l'd probably keep it to myself. We've gotten too comfortable that this is socially acceptable. It's like people who brag about watching gore online
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splat splatterson @splattedbrain.bsky.social · 03/06/2026
why is this thing called the big dipper. like is it genuinely just that somebody in the 1800s thought it looked like it holds soup or sauce or whatever . also it was by my house that was cool
the big dipper yayy
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splat splatterson @splattedbrain.bsky.social · 02/06/2026
screensjot from 2004's "the batman" cartoon series where batman's smiling like the most sinister person alive
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splat splatterson @splattedbrain.bsky.social · 02/06/2026
thinking about how my microsoft account got hacked and i never got it back bc they switched the email it was under so i genuinely had no way to access it. and then they changed my minecraft skin to a generic neon hoodie one. i hope this person dies
minecraft skin history from some website. 2 years ago, i still had access to my account, and used a chilchuck skin. 1 year ago, it's a generic neon hoodie skin with a checkerboard scarf and shit. like a nine year old would use after going on skinseed for five minutes. what the fuck!!!!!!!!
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splat splatterson @splattedbrain.bsky.social · 26/05/2026
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splat splatterson @splattedbrain.bsky.social · 22/05/2026
me whenthey tell a joke and it's like funny kind of
ha ha ha funny joke
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splat splatterson @splattedbrain.bsky.social · 22/04/2026
for some reason i read this like this
...you have your islanders call you Caine?
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splat splatterson @splattedbrain.bsky.social · 17/04/2026
Tatsuki Fujimoto plans to release his first "Chainsaw Man" spinoff in late 2027, following the timeline shown in Chapter 232. This is the leaked title
FLESHY GUY
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splat splatterson @splattedbrain.bsky.social · 14/04/2026
TUNG TUNG TUNG SAHUR - Springtrap
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splat splatterson @splattedbrain.bsky.social · 06/04/2026
my entire body begins to burn every time i think of anything because i become convinced i am an irredeemable monster and within the week everyone i have ever loved will look me in my eye and tell me i deserve to die and then never talk to me again. sick ass gorochu unrelated
gorochu being sick as shit
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splat splatterson @splattedbrain.bsky.social · 14/01/2026
kagura and osaka 6 7
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splat splatterson @splattedbrain.bsky.social · 12/01/2026
the underlevelled hm pokémon when you send it in against a gym leader's ace so you can heal another team member
a rabbit minion screaming in agony as it burns to death
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splat splatterson @splattedbrain.bsky.social · 23/12/2025
i'm like half debating not even using an nsfw alt anymore since that kind of stuff is (unfortunately) a huge part of my like. brain and shit. and it feels kind of like false advertising or lying or something to separate myself from it. But also then nobody would want to be around me i feel like.?
my meat started talking to me
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splat splatterson @splattedbrain.bsky.social · 20/12/2025
which team is better. i finally found a decent-ish hack that will let me get d/p exclusives in platinum so honchkrow and mismagius DO make sense on the same team. i like all of these pokémon at least a little but i prefer the vaporeon/raichu team drastically 🙂‍↕️🙂‍↕️ water-types will have ice moves ofc
Torterra, Honchkrow, Mismagius, Jolteon, Floatzel, ToxicroakTorterra, Honchkrow, Mismagius, Raichu, Vaporeon, Toxicroak
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splat splatterson @splattedbrain.bsky.social · 18/12/2025
i read all of chainsaw man part 1 in a single day a little bit ago and apart from the fact that i really liked it the only thing worthy of note is that i made these images in the middle of reading it
that page of chainsaw man where denji, arai, and power first find the eternity devil. it's been edited so denji is mario, power is princess peach, arai is toad, and the eternity devil is a goombathe like later part where the eternity devil shows up again and it's way bigger. now it's a sea of goombas. also aki and himeno are luigi and a different toad (couldn't find a transparent png of toadette's mushroom cap)
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splat splatterson @splattedbrain.bsky.social · 18/12/2025
pokémon rom hackers making sure that no matter what every single quality of life hack has one single thing in it that makes you not want to play it
scientists
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splat splatterson @splattedbrain.bsky.social · 17/12/2025
don't even joke lad
"I screwed up an experiment and got combined with a POKéMON!"
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splat splatterson @splattedbrain.bsky.social · 02/08/2025
is this anything #deltarune
an iteration of the “(BASEDBASEDBASEDBASED) waow” meme. on the left, a Plugboy from Deltarune is saying, “She’s putting plugs into people’s faces to transform them into mindless beasts!” (The ‘she’ in question is Queen.) on the right, the girl from the original meme has had a bat nose and ears placed on her so you know it’s me. she’s thinking “BASED BASED BASED BASED BASED BASED BASED…” but is saying “WAOW”
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splat splatterson @splattedbrain.bsky.social · 13/03/2025
“dude this 𝚙𝚎𝚊𝚛 kicks ass! and i can watch 𝚋𝚒𝚣𝚊𝚋𝚒𝚣𝚘𝚠 while i’m 𝚗𝚎𝚡𝚝 𝚠𝚎𝚎𝚔
‘what kind of 𝚜𝚑𝚘𝚠 do you like 𝚝𝚢 𝚋𝚒𝚣𝚊𝚋𝚒𝚣𝚘𝚠?’
‘𝚒 𝚊𝚖 𝚍𝚛𝚒𝚗𝚔𝚒𝚗 𝚍𝚞𝚏𝚏 𝚋𝚎𝚎𝚛 𝚌𝚞𝚣 𝚒𝚖 𝚑𝚘𝚖𝚎𝚛 𝚏𝚞𝚌𝚔𝚒𝚗 𝚜𝚒𝚖𝚙𝚜𝚘𝚗’
HAHAHAHA! DUDE THESE 𝚟𝚒𝚍𝚎𝚘𝚜 ARE SO FUCKING FUNNY THEY MAKE ME WANNA 𝚕𝚒𝚔𝚎 𝚊𝚗𝚍 𝚜𝚞𝚋𝚜𝚌𝚛𝚒𝚋𝚎 𝚊𝚗𝚍 𝚍𝚘𝚗'𝚝 𝚏𝚘𝚛𝚐𝚎𝚝 𝚝𝚘 𝚑𝚒𝚝 𝚝𝚑𝚊𝚝 𝚋𝚎𝚕𝚕 𝚜𝚘 𝚢𝚘𝚞 𝚗𝚎𝚟𝚎𝚛 𝚖𝚒𝚜𝚜 𝚊𝚗 𝚞𝚙𝚕”
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splat splatterson @splattedbrain.bsky.social · 07/12/2024
i always hate when a youtube video says "how to make a traditional (blank)" and then part of the recipe is some random ass sodium potassium hydrogen fusion called Malextanopripiden that you HAVE TO ADD or the dough turns out shit.
How traditional are we talking here??? Two years ago??????
Like i refuse to believe that anything with a name longer than six syllables was obtainable in the 1800s. We had like just learned to wash our hands when performing heart surgery right ?? We couldnt figure that shit out !!
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splat splatterson @splattedbrain.bsky.social · 23/11/2024
this shit is so ass 💔
“Bluesky = Kendrick”
“Twitter = Drake”
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