splat! @splatologist.bsky.social · 23hNeed more characters squished against the screen plz and thanx 3131
splat! @splatologist.bsky.social · 05/10/2026I’m craving one of those half-pound Reese cups that are the size of your palm and can only get around Christmas 160
splat! @splatologist.bsky.social · 03/10/2026Were-Splat! Still one of my fav pieces I’ve ever gotten. Art by @cryptidshadows.bsky.social! 66415
splat! @splatologist.bsky.social · 27/09/2026Had dinner with Jaiy years and years ago while they were in DC. They were a real one. RIP 071
Reposted by splat!Pocket 💔 @pocketgrok.com · 25/09/2026@gooeydeer.com has passed away. He was taken far too soon. I miss you forever 6081447445
splat! @splatologist.bsky.social · 26/09/2026I wanna see all the insurance company mascots in a Saw trap 6193
splat! @splatologist.bsky.social · 26/09/2026It was ass but you gotta check out It Follows. Same director but it slaaaaaaps 010
splat! @splatologist.bsky.social · 13/09/2026Hot Topic has an oversized Werehog hoodie and it’s the best thing I’ve gotten all year 1212
splat! @splatologist.bsky.social · 29/08/2026Yeah, like half the stuff I’ve sold went to Florida. 🤣 I’m in VA though so the shipping isn’t too bad 010
splat! @splatologist.bsky.social · 29/08/2026A new favorite. Take your son outside to a park and play catch idgaf 250
splat! @splatologist.bsky.social · 27/08/2026Wtf indeed. I have to assume they’re covid-brained idiots that are now in their early 20’s and dumb as a box of rocks but that’s just me being an asshole 🤣 110
splat! @splatologist.bsky.social · 27/08/2026Good mix of both 😅 I can’t wait to see what happens when I start putting old coaster/theme park stuff up. The trifecta of the worst people on the planet 110
splat! @splatologist.bsky.social · 27/08/2026Dolly and Tim Curry back to back is so unfair. This year is truly the worst 091
splat! @splatologist.bsky.social · 27/08/2026It really does feel like that though. Like, it’s fucking eBay. Either give me money or shut the fuck up. 100
splat! @splatologist.bsky.social · 27/08/2026Constantly messaging me to lowball me when I put something up 020
Reposted by splat!Urbs! @dohnutattack.bsky.social · 18/08/2026"ah still got da cool space boooots...." I crave toony Starfox content and I'm here to deliver just that ;P 1028760