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@splatologist.bsky.social
471 followers 198 following 1.1K posts

90’s theme park mascot. 36 year old bird thing. I like roller coasters, horror movies, metal, footwear, toons and Sonic. Fourth wall breaking fiend. He/Him. Ace

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splat! @splatologist.bsky.social · 23h
Need more characters squished against the screen plz and thanx 🫟
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splat! @splatologist.bsky.social · 23h
Vote for Splat 2026
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splat! @splatologist.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Perf to snug you with
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splat! @splatologist.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Gonna slop you up
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splat! @splatologist.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
I’m craving one of those half-pound Reese cups that are the size of your palm and can only get around Christmas
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splat! @splatologist.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
I need to kiss him
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splat! @splatologist.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Perfect orange smear
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splat! @splatologist.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Gonna snack on you
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splat! @splatologist.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Perfect to squish you with
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splat! @splatologist.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
What about Werefang? 😃
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splat! @splatologist.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
You deserve Werehog snugs
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splat! @splatologist.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
It’s old 🤣
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splat! @splatologist.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Were-Splat! Still one of my fav pieces I’ve ever gotten. Art by @cryptidshadows.bsky.social!
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splat! @splatologist.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Gotcha bitch
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splat! @splatologist.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
BOO
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splat! @splatologist.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Thank ya 😃
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splat! @splatologist.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Happy October! Spook me out of my sneaks
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splat! @splatologist.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
True
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splat! @splatologist.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Dang I love shoes 😩
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splat! @splatologist.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
lmaoooooo
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splat! @splatologist.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Had dinner with Jaiy years and years ago while they were in DC. They were a real one. RIP
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Pocket 💔 @pocketgrok.com · 25/09/2026
@gooeydeer.com has passed away. He was taken far too soon. I miss you forever
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splat! @splatologist.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
They’re aliens
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splat! @splatologist.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
👟💥
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splat! @splatologist.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
ESPECIALLY them. I hate them with a passion
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splat! @splatologist.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Hell yeah
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splat! @splatologist.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
I wanna see all the insurance company mascots in a Saw trap
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splat! @splatologist.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
#FursuitFriday
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splat! @splatologist.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
I’m so gonna, then annoy you forever ❤️
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splat! @splatologist.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Where we goin!?
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splat! @splatologist.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
SQUAAAAAAAAK!!!
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splat! @splatologist.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Both please!
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splat! @splatologist.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
It was ass but you gotta check out It Follows. Same director but it slaaaaaaps
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splat! @splatologist.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
I’m just a lil bird guy 👉👈
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splat! @splatologist.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Resident Evil fucking rules
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splat! @splatologist.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Queen ✨
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splat! @splatologist.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Hot Topic has an oversized Werehog hoodie and it’s the best thing I’ve gotten all year
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splat! @splatologist.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
Yeah, like half the stuff I’ve sold went to Florida. 🤣 I’m in VA though so the shipping isn’t too bad
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splat! @splatologist.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
lmaoooooo
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splat! @splatologist.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
A new favorite. Take your son outside to a park and play catch idgaf
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splat! @splatologist.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
Wtf indeed. I have to assume they’re covid-brained idiots that are now in their early 20’s and dumb as a box of rocks but that’s just me being an asshole 🤣
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splat! @splatologist.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
Good mix of both 😅 I can’t wait to see what happens when I start putting old coaster/theme park stuff up. The trifecta of the worst people on the planet
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splat! @splatologist.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
Dolly and Tim Curry back to back is so unfair. This year is truly the worst
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splat! @splatologist.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
It really does feel like that though. Like, it’s fucking eBay. Either give me money or shut the fuck up.
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splat! @splatologist.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
Oh my god
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splat! @splatologist.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
🙄🙄🙄
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splat! @splatologist.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
Constantly messaging me to lowball me when I put something up
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splat! @splatologist.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
Holy fuck people on eBay are so annoying
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Urbs! @dohnutattack.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
"ah still got da cool space boooots...." I crave toony Starfox content and I'm here to deliver just that ;P
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splat! @splatologist.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
Just breathe. Art by @aricat.bsky.social.
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