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Sergeant Morris - 🏳️‍🌈/kink security officer 💂‍♂️⚕ @spitmcr.bsky.social · 19/08/2026

I would do a talk on how the scene has transitioned away from "fetish" onto "kink", the increasingly mainstream normalisation and gentrification of the gay community, and how I believe that has shifted the themes away from hypermasculinity onto childhood escapism. Deep stuff!

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Sergeant Morris - 🏳️‍🌈/kink security officer 💂‍♂️⚕ @spitmcr.bsky.social · 13/08/2026

I misunderstood you'd crossed out the address and thought you'd drawn yourself an eclipse on the front to look at 😂

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Sergeant Morris - 🏳️‍🌈/kink security officer 💂‍♂️⚕ @spitmcr.bsky.social · 24/07/2026

That's my kind of dress code. Thousands of pithy details enforced with absolute precision.

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Sergeant Morris - 🏳️‍🌈/kink security officer 💂‍♂️⚕ @spitmcr.bsky.social · 18/07/2026

Yes Sir, it is VERYGOOD for me to WEAR STIPULATED UNIFORM Sir. "Stop thinking about this and just RELAX and MELT and DO AS YOU ARE TOLD"

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Sergeant Morris - 🏳️‍🌈/kink security officer 💂‍♂️⚕ @spitmcr.bsky.social · 13/07/2026

"Hey we're all leaving at 5 but if you want you can stay on until midnight. I think you'd like that, wouldn't you. Another 7 hours of unpaid overtime. There won't be anyone else around to check you have your tie on, so I'll set the CCTV to film you instead. See you at 8 tomorrow!"

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Sergeant Morris - 🏳️‍🌈/kink security officer 💂‍♂️⚕ @spitmcr.bsky.social · 13/07/2026

Unpaid labour, and having to WORK as a SECURITY GUARD for some guy who knows about my FETISH and that He can use it to FORCE me to VOLUNTEER to do SECURITY at his company/office/shop/warehouse/community/event for FREE.

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Sergeant Morris - 🏳️‍🌈/kink security officer 💂‍♂️⚕ @spitmcr.bsky.social · 24/06/2026

Given that @reconnews.bsky.social seems to have permanently removed 99% of the functionality I was paying for (profile text search, actual manageable galleries etc.), what are people now using instead?

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Sergeant Morris - 🏳️‍🌈/kink security officer 💂‍♂️⚕ @spitmcr.bsky.social · 03/05/2026

Spent the last two days on duty at @griffishisles.bsky.social. I enjoy providing a visible uniformed security presence for these events, and am starting to become a bit of a regular! Plus I enjoy getting to play concierge at the hotel for a few days, giving out restaurant suggestions 😋

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Sergeant Morris - 🏳️‍🌈/kink security officer 💂‍♂️⚕ @spitmcr.bsky.social · 19/04/2026

I'm a big sucker for humiliation and generally prefer my uniform to have a subtle 'you look a bit of a prat' factor. But sometimes it's nice to wear something a little more authoritative. Wanted to try a black polo shirt, so I put on a shirt and tie instead. Stupid hypno 😵‍💫🫡😈

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Sergeant Morris - 🏳️‍🌈/kink security officer 💂‍♂️⚕ @spitmcr.bsky.social · 08/04/2026

Yes Sir thank You Sir the TIE is an important part of the UNIFORM and is not optional Sir

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Sergeant Morris - 🏳️‍🌈/kink security officer 💂‍♂️⚕ @spitmcr.bsky.social · 08/04/2026

Yes Sir thank You Sir i am a GOODBOY i always WEAR the UNIFORM CAP and TIE Sir

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Sergeant Morris - 🏳️‍🌈/kink security officer 💂‍♂️⚕ @spitmcr.bsky.social · 07/04/2026

It's TMI Tuesday! Time for me to have to answer your questions 😈

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Sergeant Morris - 🏳️‍🌈/kink security officer 💂‍♂️⚕ @spitmcr.bsky.social · 06/11/2025

Not going to object to that Sir. It all contributes to my programming, as is having to call you Sir at the end of each sentence Sir.

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Sergeant Morris - 🏳️‍🌈/kink security officer 💂‍♂️⚕ @spitmcr.bsky.social · 06/11/2025

"I am a good boy I always wear my uniform cap and tie Sir" "The tie is an important part of the uniform and my programming and is not optional Sir" "Community volunteers do what is best for the community, even when it is inconvenient, inappropriate, or they don't want to Sir"

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Sergeant Morris - 🏳️‍🌈/kink security officer 💂‍♂️⚕ @spitmcr.bsky.social · 04/11/2025

Well it is Sir, just not everyone currently calls me by my surname Sir

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Sergeant Morris - 🏳️‍🌈/kink security officer 💂‍♂️⚕ @spitmcr.bsky.social · 04/11/2025

Have to admit that i now much prefer to be called by my surname only. It feels a lot more militaristic and appropriate for a security officer. Might start asking people to call me Morris as my name... 🤔

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Sergeant Morris - 🏳️‍🌈/kink security officer 💂‍♂️⚕ @spitmcr.bsky.social · 30/10/2025

If anyone wants the full resolution you can see it here: security.pmos.uk/neutron/neut...

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Sergeant Morris - 🏳️‍🌈/kink security officer 💂‍♂️⚕ @spitmcr.bsky.social · 30/10/2025

My friend @PUPNEUTRON died :( I wrote some software today to make a nice picture of him out of all the photos I could find online. I had to put in some duplicates to get enough, but I don't think he'd mind.

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Sergeant Morris - 🏳️‍🌈/kink security officer 💂‍♂️⚕ @spitmcr.bsky.social · 10/10/2025

Security guards mindlessly wandering around off duty in their uniform because Locktober is making them too horny to think of anything else Sir 😈😵‍💫😉

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Sergeant Morris - 🏳️‍🌈/kink security officer 💂‍♂️⚕ @spitmcr.bsky.social · 09/10/2025

Indeed Sir, although I was expecting more comments in real life in the non-kink real world Sir

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Sergeant Morris - 🏳️‍🌈/kink security officer 💂‍♂️⚕ @spitmcr.bsky.social · 08/10/2025

Thank you Sir. Certainly 'consistent' looks, if rather inconvenient at times Sir!

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Sergeant Morris - 🏳️‍🌈/kink security officer 💂‍♂️⚕ @spitmcr.bsky.social · 22/09/2025

9 days until the uniform switches back to "winter mode" and all my shirts have to be long-sleeved again.

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Sergeant Morris - 🏳️‍🌈/kink security officer 💂‍♂️⚕ @spitmcr.bsky.social · 14/07/2025

I have an expensive new A2 photo printer. If anyone local to me has any high quality photos from shoots that would be... awkward 😏... getting a shop to print big I'm happy to print pretty much anything providing it isn't illegal. Not looking at profit, just covering the costs.

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Sergeant Morris - 🏳️‍🌈/kink security officer 💂‍♂️⚕ @spitmcr.bsky.social · 30/06/2025

"Please Sir, it's the hottest day of the year. Can i lose the tie today?" "Absolutely not Morris. You already have the luxury of a short sleeved shirt. The tie and peaked cap MUST be worn at all times!" #obedience #control #uniform #whatiwant

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Sergeant Morris - 🏳️‍🌈/kink security officer 💂‍♂️⚕ @spitmcr.bsky.social · 30/06/2025

No no no, don't put the cheese plant in the window. Cheese plant leaves get burnt in direct sunlight 🌱🔥 #plantdaddy

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Sergeant Morris - 🏳️‍🌈/kink security officer 💂‍♂️⚕ @spitmcr.bsky.social · 29/04/2025

It has the dubious accolade of being declared officially the worst game ever made 😂

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Sergeant Morris - 🏳️‍🌈/kink security officer 💂‍♂️⚕ @spitmcr.bsky.social · 21/03/2025

Please do check the dress code to avoid difficulties on the door. Some looks like femboys, ABDL and naked, are perfectly valid fetishes to enjoy in your life, but aren't on a particular event's dress code for that night. If you aren't sure, message them in advance.

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Sergeant Morris - 🏳️‍🌈/kink security officer 💂‍♂️⚕ @spitmcr.bsky.social · 19/11/2023

Spend a few spare moments tonight messing around with photo camera shots.

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Sergeant Morris - 🏳️‍🌈/kink security officer 💂‍♂️⚕ @spitmcr.bsky.social · 17/11/2023

You need to check out the First Earth Battalion Operations Manual. The US army's crackpot attempt to derive military strategy out of hippy new age mysticism.

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