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Spitko

@spitko.bsky.social
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Game developer, tinkerer, writer of bad code

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Spitko @spitko.bsky.social · 25/02/2026
Failed to create virtual memory for PCH compiler limit: internal heap limit reached
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Spitko @spitko.bsky.social · 20/11/2025
error C1076: compiler limit: internal heap limit reached
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Spitko @spitko.bsky.social · 13/11/2025
This week in "Cursed objects I've brought into this world": A Compaq portable from the 90s with PS5 guts courtesy of a crypto mining card. This was a good chance to learn FreeCAD. Lots of little 3d printed brackets. A non-trivial amount of hot glue. A lot of wiring. Now it can finally play quake.
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Spitko @spitko.bsky.social · 06/10/2025
X Error of failed request: BadIDChoice (invalid resource ID chosen for this connection) Major opcode of failed request: 145 () Minor opcode of failed request: 3 Resource id in failed request: 0x65dc110 Serial number of failed request: 23655102
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Spitko @spitko.bsky.social · 02/10/2025
Invalid signature for function ?sdl@show_open_file_dialog : PPA_vOXsdl_window_Xsdl_gl_dOBi_bi?ib_Db_v required but PPA_vXsdl_window_DOBi_b_v found in hdll
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Spitko @spitko.bsky.social · 21/08/2025
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Spitko @spitko.bsky.social · 20/08/2025
PDB API call failed, error code '12'
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Spitko @spitko.bsky.social · 08/07/2025
Friendly reminder to check your bolts... my motorcycle's kick stand was about to play a little trick on me...
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Spitko @spitko.bsky.social · 27/06/2025
error MSB6006: "link.exe" exited with code 1120.
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Spitko @spitko.bsky.social · 25/06/2025
fatal error C1060: compiler is out of heap space
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Spitko @spitko.bsky.social · 30/05/2025
Was just thinking I should let my landlord know I'm moving soon, only to find an email from him in my inbox today... about raising my rent again.
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Spitko @spitko.bsky.social · 05/05/2025
"program database file has an obsolete format, delete it and recompile" This just compiled a few minutes ago. No updates have installed, VS hasn't even been restarted.
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Spitko @spitko.bsky.social · 06/04/2025
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Spitko @spitko.bsky.social · 08/03/2025
I don't want to think about how the compiler resolves this abomination but it sure is convenient!
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Spitko @spitko.bsky.social · 23/02/2025
It has been zero days...
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Spitko @spitko.bsky.social · 22/02/2025
Spent the last day trying to figure out why my SASL code wasn't producing correct outputs. Turns out my HMAC signature for the client key was "Client key" but it's supposed to be "Client Key".
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Spitko @spitko.bsky.social · 20/02/2025
Today in "How did this ever work?!" A decades old psql implementation for Haxe which is little endian. psql protocol has only ever supported big endian. The author claims it worked and there are other users filing bugs that similarly imply it worked.
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Spitko @spitko.bsky.social · 22/11/2024
Ahh yes, of course.
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Spitko @spitko.bsky.social · 07/11/2024
fatal error C1001: An internal error has occurred in the compiler.
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Spitko @spitko.bsky.social · 18/10/2024
I guess intro posts are a thing so uhh hi? I'm Spitko. I make video games and complain about compilers. You can play some of them here: ldjam.com/users/firesl...
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