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✨Steven Universe✨

@spithealz.bsky.social
256 followers 38 following 19 posts

I already have a rightful place, and it's on Earth! (Parody, not associated with Rebecca Sugar or CN)

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✨Steven Universe✨ @spithealz.bsky.social · 19/10/2024
I don't know if that's true... I'll take your word for it, though! Guess I'll get a bit of practice in today too, while I'm at it.
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✨Steven Universe✨ @spithealz.bsky.social · 19/10/2024
Morning, little guy! You too, huh? Something's off, but it's kinda hard to say...
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✨Steven Universe✨ @spithealz.bsky.social · 19/10/2024
Huh?— Nobody! At least not this time... I'm just not looking for a run back.
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Minato Arisato @mementomoriboy.bsky.social · 19/10/2024
PERSONA.
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Minato Arisato @memoriesofyoursong.bsky.social · 19/10/2024
There's only one way to settle which one of us is the faker. Fight me for the identity.
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✨Steven Universe✨ @spithealz.bsky.social · 19/10/2024
Aw...
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Niko @nikoisnotacatt.bsky.social · 19/10/2024
Wasn’t there a bird here..? Whatever. Butterflies are cool too!
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✨Steven Universe✨ @spithealz.bsky.social · 19/10/2024
Morning, Ichigo!! That's uh.. REALLY specific but I hope so too...?
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✨Steven Universe✨ @spithealz.bsky.social · 19/10/2024
Nope, never heard of them. Nodda. If you can, I think you should tell her I'm not here.
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a brown and white dog is sitting on a couch .
ALT: a brown and white dog is sitting on a couch .
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✨Steven Universe✨ @spithealz.bsky.social · 19/10/2024
Oh...
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✨Steven Universe✨ @spithealz.bsky.social · 19/10/2024
Yeah.. that'd be pretty bad, huh? I couldn't even imagine resetting the way you do— I mean, I guess I can, actually...
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✨Steven Universe✨ @spithealz.bsky.social · 19/10/2024
A heavy shame that I'll always bear.
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✨Steven Universe✨ @spithealz.bsky.social · 19/10/2024
Uhh— I think I'll pass, little buddy. Bombing just isn't my thing, you know? I appreciate the offer!
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✨Steven Universe✨ @spithealz.bsky.social · 19/10/2024
Good Morning, Universe! It feels pretty weird— this is pretty much my first morning post on here, right? Too bad I can't make it too special, that just sounds like a little too much... Anyways, it's Saturday, guys! So let's make it a crazy one, alright?
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✨Steven Universe✨ @spithealz.bsky.social · 19/10/2024
Oh— not you, sorry dude. I'd just call you Goku, if anything.
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✨Steven Universe✨ @spithealz.bsky.social · 19/10/2024
Agreed.
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✨Steven Universe✨ @spithealz.bsky.social · 19/10/2024
You're not him.
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Sora @keybladehours.bsky.social · 19/10/2024
OH GOOD HEAVENS
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Goku @gokurawt.bsky.social · 19/10/2024
I dunno what you mean, mort- I mean Sora! Do you have directions to the nearest orphanage?
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✨Steven Universe✨ @spithealz.bsky.social · 19/10/2024
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a close up of a stuffed animal with a pink tongue sticking out .
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✨Steven Universe✨ @spithealz.bsky.social · 19/10/2024
Temporary Pinned. How's it going, everybody from Parody Twitter?
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✨Steven Universe✨ @spithealz.bsky.social · 19/10/2024
Xen! :D
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✨Steven Universe✨ @spithealz.bsky.social · 19/10/2024
Same except none of the Pillar Chase.
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✨Steven Universe✨ @spithealz.bsky.social · 19/10/2024
Faker... You should stop impersonating my friend.
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