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BOWSETTE!

@spitefulspikes.bsky.social
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THE QUEEN OF MEAN!

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BOWSETTE! @spitefulspikes.bsky.social · 17/04/2025
Neither am I. Sigh.
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Sonic The Hedgehog 🏳️‍⚧️ @blurofthewind.bsky.social · 30/03/2025
HELLLOOOO!!! You can call me Maxis, welcome to my Sonic rp account #SFWRP #SonicRP #MVRP yadda yadda. Listen this account is going to be heavy with headcanons. She's got glasses as a way to have my bad gameplay be canon. I am an adult. I just recently turned 23. Black Knight is my favorite one
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sonic the hedgehog is playing a video game with rings on the ground
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BOWSETTE! @spitefulspikes.bsky.social · 17/04/2025
I was gon' see if I could get the Switch 2 for the kids but if it's gonna cost dat much plus an 80.00$ game????? Maybe I'll just do somethin' else for their birthdays. . .
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BOWSETTE! @spitefulspikes.bsky.social · 17/04/2025
WHAT ARE THEY DOIN' OVER THERE, MARIO!?
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BOWSETTE! @spitefulspikes.bsky.social · 17/04/2025
EIGHTY DOLLARS?!
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𝙔𝙊𝙐 𝙋𝙄𝘾𝙆 𝙒𝘼𝘼𝘼𝙍𝙄𝙊! @goldgreedngarlic.bsky.social · 06/12/2024
"𝐈'𝐌-𝐀 𝐖𝐀𝐑𝐈𝐎, 𝐈'𝐌-𝐀 𝐆𝐎𝐍𝐍𝐀 𝐖𝐈𝐍!" Indie/canon portrayal of Nintendo's Wario. #SMBRP | #SSBRP | #NintendoRP | #MVRP 『 ♡ + ↻ ? 』 "𝐇𝐀𝐕𝐄 𝐀 𝐑𝐎𝐓𝐓𝐄𝐍 𝐃𝐀𝐘!"
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BOWSETTE! @spitefulspikes.bsky.social · 17/04/2025
Yeah, me neither.
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BOWSETTE! @spitefulspikes.bsky.social · 16/04/2025
She's a girly girl, mama's special girl! I think mane would be the right word. He always calls it a "quaff" though. Whatever that means. He's a fancy-shmancy guy. They'll all be rulin' kingdoms someday... [She pridefully finds a few more photos, and they're all just in chaos?]
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BOWSETTE! @spitefulspikes.bsky.social · 16/04/2025
++ camera. The photo was chaos.]
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BOWSETTE! @spitefulspikes.bsky.social · 16/04/2025
++ the dark blue haired one with the buck tooth. Roy is also pink but he's got sunglasses. Morton's got the star pattern over one eye... aaaand Junior is the one who looked like me when the crown's off, and pre-transition. [These kids were wily, they weren't even posing neatly for the ++
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BOWSETTE! @spitefulspikes.bsky.social · 16/04/2025
[Reaching into her shell, she pulls out her spikey coin wallet, which is like. . . huge, for a wallet. Chained and ripped up stylistically, she pulls out a few photos.] My little princess, Wendy, is my only femme child, she's the pink one, obviously. Larry and Lemmy and Iggy over here, Ludwig's ++
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𝙈𝙧. 𝙇, 𝙏𝙝𝙚 𝘿𝙖𝙙 @greenthundad.bsky.social · 19/10/2024
𝐖𝐨𝐚𝐡, 𝐡𝐞𝐲 𝐧𝐨𝐰! 𝐈’𝐦 𝐧𝐨𝐭 𝐥𝐨𝐨𝐤𝐢𝐧’ 𝐟𝐨𝐫 𝐚 𝐟𝐢𝐠𝐡𝐭! 𝐒𝐨 𝐢𝐟 𝐲𝐨𝐮’𝐝 𝐛𝐞 𝐰𝐢𝐥𝐥𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐭𝐨 𝐥𝐨𝐰𝐞𝐫 𝐲𝐨𝐮𝐫 𝐡𝐚𝐦𝐦𝐞𝐫𝐬 𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐦𝐚𝐠𝐢𝐜 𝐡𝐚𝐧𝐝𝐬, 𝐰𝐞 𝐜𝐚𝐧 𝐭𝐚𝐥𝐤 𝐚𝐛𝐨𝐮𝐭 𝐭𝐡𝐢𝐧𝐠𝐬 𝐢𝐧 𝐚 𝐜𝐢𝐯𝐢𝐥𝐢𝐳𝐞𝐝 𝐦𝐚𝐧𝐧𝐞𝐫, 𝐦’𝐤𝐚𝐲? #SMBRP | #MarioRP | #NintendoRP | #SmashRP | #MVRP 『♡ / ↺』
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BOWSETTE! @spitefulspikes.bsky.social · 16/04/2025
Well, I do what I can, bein' a single mom is kinda tough sometimes, but we make it through! Plus I have Kamek to help me through some of the parentin'. [Smirk!] Hell yeah they love t'cause chaos! They wouldn't be my kids if they didn't! ...Well, I'd love 'em regardless, you get what I mean!
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BOWSETTE! @spitefulspikes.bsky.social · 16/04/2025
(( shigeru miyamoto can tear the bowser/bowsette adopting the koopalings as their own headcanon from my cold dead hands.
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BOWSETTE! @spitefulspikes.bsky.social · 16/04/2025
I got eight kids! Wendy O., Ludwig, Iggy, Lemmy, Morton Jr., Roy, Larry, and Junior! M'prides and joys, my tiny terrors! [Arms cross and a prideful "gwahahah!" escapes, brightly grinning with sharp teeth presented.]
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BOWSETTE! @spitefulspikes.bsky.social · 16/04/2025
?????????
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BOWSETTE! @spitefulspikes.bsky.social · 16/04/2025
The atmosphere? Now yer gettin' into nerd territory. My sons Iggy 'n Ludwig would definitely care more than I would. [Scratches her chin.] Anyway, meant no offense. Was just playin' 'round. Welcome t'DarkLand, I'm it's queen, Bowsette!
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BOWSETTE! @spitefulspikes.bsky.social · 16/04/2025
I guess that's why I like ya so much ta be kidnappin' ya so much. . . But, last time was the LAST time. I ain't chasin' peaches no more.
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BOWSETTE! @spitefulspikes.bsky.social · 16/04/2025
I mean, lookit'cha! You're skin and bones! Now, if you were in DarkLand, you'd be a lot more bulky! Gwahaha! Too many grapes an' ambrosia makes ya a twink. . . Who would'a thought!
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BOWSETTE! @spitefulspikes.bsky.social · 16/04/2025
Yeah, but isn't dat your MO? Bein' all dainty? I mean. Daisy's the crazy one, Rosa's the calm one, you're the poised 'n proper one, an' I'm the evil one.
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BOWSETTE! @spitefulspikes.bsky.social · 16/04/2025
So yer god, huh? Wasn't expectin' a twink. . .
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BOWSETTE! @spitefulspikes.bsky.social · 16/04/2025
Too damn bright out outside. . . Maybe I'll talk t' Ludwig about that storm machine. . .
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BOWSETTE! @spitefulspikes.bsky.social · 16/04/2025
Jokin' round like that ain't exactly. . .princess-y, you know.
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BOWSETTE! @spitefulspikes.bsky.social · 16/04/2025
What, I'm not tryna be rude! If I was bein' rude, I would'a said that I was gonna come over if you weren't actually running your kingdom.
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BOWSETTE! @spitefulspikes.bsky.social · 16/04/2025
[The lightning is bouncing off everywhere. When there's a pause in the lightning, she reaches into her shell, and pulls out a blue flower. It turns the turtle all frosty and ice balls start firing out of her palm!]
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BOWSETTE! @spitefulspikes.bsky.social · 16/04/2025
[Hides in her shell, the lightning bounces off the shell and shoots back at StormFly. Oh, oh no.]
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BOWSETTE! @spitefulspikes.bsky.social · 16/04/2025
[Fire crackles around her mouth, clearly disrespected.] I'll melt you down to liquid, clothes-dryer!
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BOWSETTE! @spitefulspikes.bsky.social · 16/04/2025
BWAH!? Koopas are a dignified race! I'm the queen of 'em, so better bow at my feet, you overcomplicated toaster!
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BOWSETTE! @spitefulspikes.bsky.social · 16/04/2025
[Blinks back.]
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BOWSETTE! @spitefulspikes.bsky.social · 16/04/2025
(( the nintendo luigi/dimentio to cookierun shadowmilk pipeline /silly ))
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MARIO. @pcskyplumber.bsky.social · 20/11/2024
ー; ``WILL YOU EVER REACH THE END? `` 💫
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‍ ‍ ‍𝗚𝗢, MARIO! 𝗝𝗨𝗠𝗣, MAN! @pluckyplumber.bsky.social · 15/11/2024
temp pinned. its freetun #mariorp
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☀︎ ┊ 𝗗𝗔𝗜𝗦 .ᐟ @sarasalands.bsky.social · 25/01/2025
temp pinned! princess daisy of sarasaland, mario and mvrp. icon: sugaryrainbow ( tumblr ). header: paraspikey ( tumblr ).
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[ 𝕆𝕟𝕖 𝕁𝕦𝕞𝕡 𝕄𝕒𝕟 ] @onejumpman.bsky.social · 27/02/2025
“ᴏʜ ʏᴇᴀʜ! ᴡʜᴏ'ꜱ #1 ɴᴏᴡ? ʟᴜɪɢɪ!” ⚡~ #MarioRP ~⚡ ⚡~ #SmashRP ~⚡ ⚡~ #MVRP ~⚡ ⚡~ #OpenRP ~⚡ ⚡~ Writer is over 18 ~⚡ ⚡~ +8 years of RP experience ~⚡ ⚡~ ♥️➕🔄❔~⚡
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BOWSETTE! @spitefulspikes.bsky.social · 16/04/2025
[Eating a four-scoops of ice cream on a cone. Her Chain Chomps are pulling in three different directions, but she's so strong, that she's not even moving.]
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BOWSETTE! @spitefulspikes.bsky.social · 16/04/2025
Would make sense, yeah.
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BOWSETTE! @spitefulspikes.bsky.social · 16/04/2025
[Walking her Chain Chomps. . .]
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BOWSETTE! @spitefulspikes.bsky.social · 16/04/2025
[Her last memory of Sora was body-slamming him into the blast zone during a Super Smash Bros tournament.] . . . [Still wondering why he looks familiar.]
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𝙂𝙇𝙊𝙍𝙔 𝙏𝙊 𝙏𝙃𝙀 𝙆𝙄𝙉𝙂—! @clobbahinkirbies.bsky.social · 15/04/2025
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BOWSETTE! @spitefulspikes.bsky.social · 16/04/2025
((ough times two ))
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✧ 𝓒𝐎𝐔𝐑𝐀𝐆𝐄 @elementofcourage.bsky.social · 15/04/2025
Name 𝐒𝐎𝐑𝐀 Age: 𝐄𝐈𝐆𝐇𝐓𝐄𝐄𝐍 Place of Origin: 𝐄𝐐𝐔𝐄𝐒𝐓𝐑𝐈𝐀 𝐍𝐎 𝐋𝐄𝐖𝐃‼️
art by steelsoul
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BOWSETTE! @spitefulspikes.bsky.social · 16/04/2025
(( bowsette 🤝 alex
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Link @heroiccourage.bsky.social · 19/03/2025
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a young link from the video game the legend of zelda is holding a sword and looking at the camera .
Alt: A young link from the video game the Legend of Zelda is holding a sword and looking at the camera.
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BOWSETTE! @spitefulspikes.bsky.social · 16/04/2025
Heh. Sorry, kid. I don't really control m'own strength! Gwahahahaha! [She lets out a hearty laugh, stomping her admittedly prideful ass towards the trashcan, pulling out the smoldering ball.] Mmm. Guess you humans don't have much for sturdy ball materials yet. . .
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𝗦. 𝗪𝗶𝗻𝗰𝗵𝗲𝘀𝘁𝗲𝗿 💻 @firebound.bsky.social · 13/04/2025
why are you so small /ref
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𝙃𝙊𝙏 𝙎𝙏𝙐𝙁𝙁—! @sarasiansunset.bsky.social · 10/04/2025
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Pɾiɳcess Tσɑɗstσσl @parasolplight.bsky.social · 08/04/2025
( ...𝐖𝐞𝐥𝐥, 𝐬𝐡𝐞 𝒘𝒂𝒔 𝐚𝐭 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐜𝐚𝐬𝐭𝐥𝐞. ) #NintendoRP || #MarioRP || #MVRP
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BOWSETTE! @spitefulspikes.bsky.social · 15/04/2025
[Catches the ball out of pure fucking happenstance.] Eh? Oh! [She throws it so hard the ball catches ablaze and hurtles into a trashcan??? Slam Dunk, Touchdown? Who knows.]
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