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collin @spiketvofficial.bsky.social · 06/02/2026

Going to the Asian supermarket is one of my favorite parts of having far left politics

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collin @spiketvofficial.bsky.social · 05/02/2026

are you fucking kidding me i JUST BOUGHT a Hunter Tyson jersey

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collin @spiketvofficial.bsky.social · 01/01/2026

New Years Eve in New Orleans. I am going to find Don Lemon and I am going to fight Don Lemon.

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collin @spiketvofficial.bsky.social · 27/12/2025

Took this picture of the theater where I watched Marty Supreme

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collin @spiketvofficial.bsky.social · 25/12/2025

Lot of so called “leftists” spending Christmas celebrating consumerism and gluttony while De’Aaron Fox actively fights fascism. Interesting 🤔

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collin @spiketvofficial.bsky.social · 22/12/2025

Yeah ok get back to me when you don’t have to apologize for party rocking anymore 😒

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collin @spiketvofficial.bsky.social · 20/12/2025

Being an injured NBA player honestly sounds like such a great gig. Your responsibilities in life are getting fits off and sitting with courtside with your friends. Sign me up

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collin @spiketvofficial.bsky.social · 03/12/2025

I don’t use spotify for anything other than occasionally sending a link to a friend which created a funny situation where the song “Too Close” by Denver Nuggets power forward Aaron Gordon is my second most listened to song of 2025.

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collin @spiketvofficial.bsky.social · 30/11/2025

Pretty funny to spend as much money as I do on streaming services just to be humbled by a 9:30am soccer game on “USA Network”

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collin @spiketvofficial.bsky.social · 27/11/2025

Can’t wash the private equity olive oil off my hands because the USB kitchen faucet isn’t charged 👍 hell ya

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collin @spiketvofficial.bsky.social · 27/11/2025

Hope your thanksgiving rocks! -Collin

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collin @spiketvofficial.bsky.social · 25/11/2025

Not even doing a bit here - Kroenke teams are currently favored to win The Super Bowl, The Stanley Cup, The English Premier League, and the Champions League. The Nuggets have the second best odds to win the NBA Finals. Fuckin nuts

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Joshua J. Friedman @joshuajfriedman.com · 21/11/2025

A reporter asks if Mamdani stands by calling Trump a fascist. Mamdani starts to give a delicate answer. Trump (smiles, pats Mamdani's arm): "That's OK, you can just say yes. It's easier. I don't mind."

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collin @spiketvofficial.bsky.social · 21/11/2025

I hate spotify despite what i consider to be it’s very noble mission of forcing musicians to have day jobs

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collin @spiketvofficial.bsky.social · 10/06/2025

i post every now and then about forcibly relocating rural americans to high rise apartments in major cities and most people probably think i’m joking but actually i genuinely think that’s the only way to save america and it’s a cause i’m willing to die for

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collin @spiketvofficial.bsky.social · 08/05/2025

if i was a cardinal i’d vote for whoever i thought was gonna win the fastest even if they were evil and homophobic and stuff. that’s how much i love looking at my phone

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collin @spiketvofficial.bsky.social · 19/04/2025

touchtunes should let you pay $5 to turn it down a little bit

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collin @spiketvofficial.bsky.social · 20/03/2025

was recently made aware that the zoomer thing where you call stuff that's mid "ohio" has made it's way to latin america and now i can't stop thinking about walking down the streets of buenos aires or something and hearing some zoomer latina say "sus zapatos son muy **ohio**" or some shit

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collin @spiketvofficial.bsky.social · 21/02/2025

Trump is a lot of truly awful things but at least he’s not a fucking nerdass. Elon on the other hand…jesus christ. Just have to sit and watch the federal government get dismantled by a guy i would have relentlessly bullied in high school.

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collin @spiketvofficial.bsky.social · 13/02/2025

local bands i work with love emailing me shit like “collin those drum edits sound bad” like ok Mom Blouse how many of your 75 monthly listeners are gonna notice that i fucked up your drum edit gtfo

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collin @spiketvofficial.bsky.social · 11/02/2025

{several layers of vocoder vocals come in} Israel has a {several random glitches, radio static} right to DEFEND {beautiful major 9 piano chord, 10 layers of autotune saxophones playing soaring run} it’s….self

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collin @spiketvofficial.bsky.social · 09/02/2025

thinking back to last years super bowl which at one point became so boring the attendees of the party i was throwing started ranking David Bazan’s discography

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collin @spiketvofficial.bsky.social · 09/02/2025

about as excited for the super bowl as i’d be for, say, an august 15th wednesday afternoon game between the Rays and the Orioles

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collin @spiketvofficial.bsky.social · 09/02/2025

only funny super bowl outcomes ranked: 3. Butker misses game winning field goal (shorter the better) 2. Trump dies (any method) (bonus points if televised) 1. Kelce proposes, Taylor says no

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jos @josiahhughes.bsky.social · 08/02/2025

we need kanye on bluesky!

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collin @spiketvofficial.bsky.social · 08/02/2025

going back to 2019 and telling myself that my favorite Bon Appetit personalties (Molly, Andy, Brad) are nothing but a faint memory while I make recipes from my least favorites (Rick, Carla, Solah) on an almost weekly basis. amazing how things can change....

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collin @spiketvofficial.bsky.social · 25/01/2025

watched Before Sunrise last night. good flick. struck by how uniformly beautiful women have been throughout the ages and how guys have been spent decades at a time looking like…that…or something equivalently awful

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collin @spiketvofficial.bsky.social · 19/01/2025

ladies and gentlemen the democrats

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collin @spiketvofficial.bsky.social · 27/12/2024

since my goals with Dua Lipa have always been strictly creative in nature this doesn’t bother me in the slightest

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collin @spiketvofficial.bsky.social · 27/12/2024

i'm cooking with seed oils you people couldn't even fathom

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collin @spiketvofficial.bsky.social · 24/12/2024

learning is a lifelong journey

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collin @spiketvofficial.bsky.social · 19/12/2024

if i was one of those people who was scared to leave the suburbs i would go to panera bread so much this shit is actually fire

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collin @spiketvofficial.bsky.social · 18/12/2024

oh ya i’m never seeing this shit

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collin @spiketvofficial.bsky.social · 16/12/2024

had a real deal hangover for the first time in forever today and all i could think about was how guilty i feel for making my Disco Elysium guy do literally anything in this state

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collin @spiketvofficial.bsky.social · 12/12/2024

remember all the dork asses who were like “actually free credit monitoring will be more valuable in the long run” ya well who’s laughing now nerds

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collin @spiketvofficial.bsky.social · 10/12/2024

collin if you could say anything to Luigi Mangione what would it be? my answer - i wouldn’t say anything to Luigi Mangione. i would listen

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collin @spiketvofficial.bsky.social · 08/12/2024

can’t do numbers on twitter anymore because nobody’s on twitter anymore. can’t do numbers on bluesky because nobody’s on bluesky. i am in the “poster’s wilderness”

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collin @spiketvofficial.bsky.social · 08/12/2024

remember how Mahmoud Ahmadinejad sorta laid low for a couple years then popped up with a twitter account where he’d occasionally comment on american sports rivalries? i think Assad should do that but for bluesky

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collin @spiketvofficial.bsky.social · 04/12/2024

i fear my favorite basketball team The Denver Nuggets have some major issues that need resolved before they win another championship like they did in 2023

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collin @spiketvofficial.bsky.social · 03/12/2024

LMAO apple just told me march was my biggest month for listening to “bisexual seasonal affective disorder snuggling with cats indie jams” nah im just kidding it was a succinct recap of the music i listened to this year because it is the streaming service for adults :)

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collin @spiketvofficial.bsky.social · 03/12/2024

bluesky is, at its core, a nerd app and i will never forgive that vile man for making all my beautiful non-nerd friends come here

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collin @spiketvofficial.bsky.social · 18/10/2024

project 2025? ya i project i’m gonna drink 20 or 25 beers this weekend

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collin @spiketvofficial.bsky.social · 02/07/2023

sorry but fireworks look exactly the same as they did when i was six years old. literally we’ve gone from zero to iphone 14 in my lifetime and fireworks are still the same shit.

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collin @spiketvofficial.bsky.social · 02/07/2023

my neighbors are rockin the sickest playlist rn. it’s all EDM remixes that have four pop hooks per track. just heard, swear to god, Little Lion Man > The Middle > sick dubstep breakdown > Levitating > Numb

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