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ethereal swamp witch

@spiffyzebra.bsky.social
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is this thing on????

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ethereal swamp witch @spiffyzebra.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
My girl during a challenge:
Karine host of traitors Canada wearing a leather clutch bag bandeau top with matching full leather chaps in a forest clearing Karine host of traitors Canada welcoming competitors to one of their FIRST challenges in the woods wearing this absolutely gorgeous and insane haute couture rectangle   4D lewk with alien guy fiery-esque sunglasses???
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ethereal swamp witch @spiffyzebra.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
On my second watch, I drew this even!!!! Notice me, @dropout.tv 🧑‍🩰I love #TheWurst
Pencil & ink rendering of The Wurst from Starstruck Odyssey
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ethereal swamp witch @spiffyzebra.bsky.social · 17/05/2026
This is fycked up
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ethereal swamp witch @spiffyzebra.bsky.social · 31/03/2026
God DAMNIT
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ethereal swamp witch @spiffyzebra.bsky.social · 19/02/2026
This is how my son sleeps. No job, no rent, 11 am on a Thursday.
Gray stripey kitty boy lounging belly-up & completely zonked out on a blanketed bed
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ethereal swamp witch @spiffyzebra.bsky.social · 02/02/2026
A screenshot of a skeet that says “Here’s my pro tip: go to costco, buy the case of activia yogurt, drive home, Put half of the case of yogurt in your freezer - place the other half in the fridge to eat as normal. 

Come back to your freezer a few hours later, Enjoy a delicious fruity snack! Some have called it ‘fro-yo’ and you can do this for free in your house! 
Repeat as desired! “
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ethereal swamp witch @spiffyzebra.bsky.social · 07/01/2026
And FoB is still undefeated to this day
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ethereal swamp witch @spiffyzebra.bsky.social · 08/12/2025
Dead wasp in a raspberry
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ethereal swamp witch @spiffyzebra.bsky.social · 03/11/2025
The finch app truly has improved the lives of not only my real life animals but also makes me better at taking care of myself! Happy #420 I’ve never done anything so consistently!
Pink finch character bird dressed as celebratory fairy broccoli
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ethereal swamp witch @spiffyzebra.bsky.social · 24/09/2025
Oz salad hat mentioned???
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ethereal swamp witch @spiffyzebra.bsky.social · 08/09/2025
(Desperate Housewives) was the most insane show idk how they made it for so long. First 4 minutes of every ep is like someone accidentally walks in on a suicide attempt, there’s deep RICH sobbing, a sensible voiceover to try to “make a point” of whatever insane shit we just saw then immediate flash cut to scary clown Danny Elfman intro music??!! 
8 seasons!
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ethereal swamp witch @spiffyzebra.bsky.social · 28/07/2025
Inspo for a jacket I’m making my grandma
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ethereal swamp witch @spiffyzebra.bsky.social · 07/07/2025
The devil on my shoulder is also showing me pottery barn kids ads at 1am
Screenshot of $160 Queen sized Pokémon patterned bed sheets from wasp haven, pottery barn
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ethereal swamp witch @spiffyzebra.bsky.social · 30/06/2025
Had the most beautiful weekend in the City of Brotherly Love & adjacent Jersey Beaches 🎉🥰
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ethereal swamp witch @spiffyzebra.bsky.social · 16/06/2025
Was very high last night and DM’d Rachel Bloom that she looks just like this actress
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ethereal swamp witch @spiffyzebra.bsky.social · 04/06/2025
Edie from DH standing hand on hip, serving cunt 
Subtitle reads “yes, I burnt down your house, you sleazy little whore.”
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ethereal swamp witch @spiffyzebra.bsky.social · 26/05/2025
A week until I’ve had my babies for a whole year look at what was happening 51 weeks ago 🥺
Four baby kittens cuddly sleeping on momma kitty’s belly on some gravel nearly under a car The kittens, under the wheel of a car, while momma went out to get some food Baby kittens as seen from above, “hiding”next to a car in an active driveway Momma kitty getting some fresh water
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ethereal swamp witch @spiffyzebra.bsky.social · 01/05/2025
Just found this teensy tiny family photo in the back of a thrift store mirror I got today 😭💕
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ethereal swamp witch @spiffyzebra.bsky.social · 29/04/2025
Doing a Star Wars themed scavenger hunt @ work so I made this little guy today
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ethereal swamp witch @spiffyzebra.bsky.social · 26/04/2025
WHY??!! NOOOooo not the twins🫨🫨😭
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ethereal swamp witch @spiffyzebra.bsky.social · 22/03/2025
Nice try to the person who keeps trying to hide these baby books whenever I display them. I will find them and I will keep placing them prominently on display 👼🥰
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ethereal swamp witch @spiffyzebra.bsky.social · 21/03/2025
Lily is slowly getting over her only child syndrome btw
Dog on an armchair literally surrounded by big kitten boys on both sides
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ethereal swamp witch @spiffyzebra.bsky.social · 13/03/2025
My first son, Ziggy ❤️ 9 yrs ago
Close up of sleepy kitten dozing off on a quilt 
Sleepy kitten napping with human face pressed up against his little back
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ethereal swamp witch @spiffyzebra.bsky.social · 26/02/2025
Hey can someone tell me why Amazon is censoring this??? There is literally a mountain of text between their faces they are on opposite sides of the picture?
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ethereal swamp witch @spiffyzebra.bsky.social · 22/12/2024
The dogs & cats of Yule 2024
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ethereal swamp witch @spiffyzebra.bsky.social · 17/12/2024
Don’t tell the children of town but one of my crafts for next month is designing snoopy’s infamous puffer
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ethereal swamp witch @spiffyzebra.bsky.social · 17/12/2024
Little rug I got for the cats is Nibbler approved 👍
Tuxedo kitty sitting on a pink tear drop-shaped rug
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ethereal swamp witch @spiffyzebra.bsky.social · 15/12/2024
Free her ):
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ethereal swamp witch @spiffyzebra.bsky.social · 05/12/2024
Wait it’s #tbt!
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ethereal swamp witch @spiffyzebra.bsky.social · 28/11/2024
This sucks, thanks!
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ethereal swamp witch @spiffyzebra.bsky.social · 27/11/2024
Paul just informed me this is called “splooting”
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ethereal swamp witch @spiffyzebra.bsky.social · 20/11/2024
Got yelled at by these two for half an hour straight this morning💕
Two cat carriers with a towel on top - each carrier holding a precious kitten
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ethereal swamp witch @spiffyzebra.bsky.social · 13/11/2024
Uhh I guess who up on blueskyyyy (pronouncing like brewski)
Feral house kitty asleep with her little silly mouth hanging open exposing her teeny tiny little toothies
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