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Spider-Mike

@spidermike.bsky.social
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Husband, Dad, DM, Podcaster, Musician, Dog Father, Philly Sports Fan, Comic Book Lover

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Spider-Mike @spidermike.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
That's pretty gross. And barbaric. And who the fuck is watching?
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Spider-Mike @spidermike.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
If this were during covid, this would be impressive
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Spider-Mike @spidermike.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Disrespectfully, fuck that.
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Spider-Mike @spidermike.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Not that my opinion holds any weight, but sometimes, you gotta know when to shut the fuck up
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Spider-Mike @spidermike.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
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Suck It Suck My Fat One
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Spider-Mike @spidermike.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
.... For the next 3 days
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Chappelle's Playahaters: Bad Things Happen To You
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Spider-Mike @spidermike.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
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Supa Hot Fire Rap Battle Reaction
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Spider-Mike @spidermike.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Definitely going to work really damn hard to vote him out.
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Ozzdog12, Polar Destroyer creator @ozzdog12.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
All my homies Hate AI
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Spider-Mike @spidermike.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
God damn. Unloaded the full clip
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Spider-Mike @spidermike.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
Oh. Shit.
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Dora the Explorer and Boots dancing 'BIG BACK'
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Spider-Mike @spidermike.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
My life is poorer for seeing this nonsense, because what do you mean "I don't know" or anything that ends in "months". Nasty. Just nasty. Now if they took baths instead I could let it slide, but let's be honest....
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Spider-Mike @spidermike.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
Wet nuggets?! No thanks
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Spider-Mike @spidermike.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
Some real nice items on that board, bro
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Spider-Mike @spidermike.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
Criminally slept on show
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Spider-Mike @spidermike.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
What you got on that board, my guy?
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Spider-Mike @spidermike.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
Scooby Doo
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Spider-Mike @spidermike.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
Frog. Kermit The Frog
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Spider-Mike @spidermike.bsky.social · 21/07/2026
Back inflammation
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Spider-Mike @spidermike.bsky.social · 21/07/2026
I can't hear anyone say his name normally that isn't this
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Soulja Boy Reacts to Drake
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Spider-Mike @spidermike.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
It's like, bro, read the room
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Ozzdog12, Polar Destroyer creator @ozzdog12.bsky.social · 16/07/2026
If you’re feeling defeated today, just remember Gimli came back from a 2-17 deficit to Legolas at the Battle of Helms Deep and won 43-42.
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Spider-Mike @spidermike.bsky.social · 09/07/2026
What a little cock womble
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Spider-Mike @spidermike.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
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Tim Meadows: That's Not Enough
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Spider-Mike @spidermike.bsky.social · 02/07/2026
Oh no. That sucks
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Spider-Mike @spidermike.bsky.social · 01/07/2026
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Crash Out: Driver's Intense Reaction
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Spider-Mike @spidermike.bsky.social · 29/06/2026
Man, they're so close to getting it. Why would someone opt not to use their insurance? It couldn't be because everything with healthcare is too expensive, could it?
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Spider-Mike @spidermike.bsky.social · 23/06/2026
Stomach bouta sound like the Rack City intro
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Spider-Mike @spidermike.bsky.social · 21/06/2026
"don't make this a thing" is about to be my new favorite gif 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
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Spider-Mike @spidermike.bsky.social · 17/06/2026
This might be the most unintentionally funny thing I've ever seen. Like ever
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Spider-Mike @spidermike.bsky.social · 16/06/2026
Sugary booty noodles? I'm cool, man
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Dominique Baker @bakerdphd.bsky.social · 15/06/2026
So you can just do that
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Spider-Mike @spidermike.bsky.social · 13/06/2026
I'll skip anything that got radio play. Outside of that I can't skip anything
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Spider-Mike @spidermike.bsky.social · 10/06/2026
As a childhood Black Church attendee, I'm VERY jealous of that hour runtime
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Spider-Mike @spidermike.bsky.social · 10/06/2026
Maine made their choice. Hopefully it's enough to beat "concerned" 30 year incumbent Susan Collins
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Spider-Mike @spidermike.bsky.social · 10/06/2026
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Nicholas Cage Laughing Hysterically
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Spider-Mike @spidermike.bsky.social · 10/06/2026
I'm not a good influence
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Do It
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Spider-Mike @spidermike.bsky.social · 09/06/2026
My problem with this sentence is that it's supposed to be a jury of your peers. I don't see not one peer!
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Spider-Mike @spidermike.bsky.social · 08/06/2026
I'm telling you, any chamber that gets flipped (hopefully both), they are going to claim shenanigans and try to either not seat, not certify, and/or steal the seats through the redness of these state legislatures. Prepare accordingly. Vote down ballot as much as you can, and flip it all
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Spider-Mike @spidermike.bsky.social · 08/06/2026
I really need to remember this. I have a lot of guilt when it comes to rest and I'm working on it
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Spider-Mike @spidermike.bsky.social · 05/06/2026
It's not to say people don't grow & evolve. I believe in that to my core. I also believe that you reap what you sow & I don't feel good about this cause it definitely seems like dude has sown bad seeds. It's also REAL convenient that he's learning and growing in his 40s as he runs for the Senate!!
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Spider-Mike @spidermike.bsky.social · 05/06/2026
At the end of the day, it's simple: He makes good decisions or doesn't. He's smart or he isn't. He represents Mainers well enough or he doesn't. IDK what that electorate is feeling, but from afar, I'm low key panicking. If they don't elect him, I'm worried. If they elect him, I'm worried. Catch 22.
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Spider-Mike @spidermike.bsky.social · 05/06/2026
What this latest scandal does is it establishes a long-standing pattern of poor decision-making skills (we know what they are, I don't need to list them) that most voters probably don't take a lot of comfort in, especially seeing who's running the country currently.
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Spider-Mike @spidermike.bsky.social · 05/06/2026
And now either voters in Maine are going to "vote blue no matter who", which is clearly dangerous *stares in Fetterman* OR they send Collins back (also old, also been there too long) and it's a wish casting problem later. Shoulda, woulda, coulda.
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Spider-Mike @spidermike.bsky.social · 05/06/2026
The biggest problem is that there wasn't a truly competitive primary and people couldn't really put candidates through their paces. Instead, we got a 79 year old governor pushed by the Establishment who dropped out very early.
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Spider-Mike @spidermike.bsky.social · 05/06/2026
So about that dude up in Maine... Yes, any cheating should have been between him and his wife, privately. They seemingly worked it out and are good. Except. It's not private anymore. For a couple, that sucks. Dude decided to run for office and it is what it is.
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Spider-Mike @spidermike.bsky.social · 04/06/2026
If this was fee to me and I found out after?!?! It's John Wick except all hands
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Spider-Mike @spidermike.bsky.social · 04/06/2026
Fully agree. Instavibe when it hits
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Spider-Mike @spidermike.bsky.social · 03/06/2026
Tell senile grandpa to go take another nap so he doesn't talk to us anymore
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Spider-Mike @spidermike.bsky.social · 03/06/2026
Seriously. The way I could scream right now
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