Spider-Mike @spidermike.bsky.social · 09/10/2026That's pretty gross. And barbaric. And who the fuck is watching? 100
Spider-Mike @spidermike.bsky.social · 19/09/2026If this were during covid, this would be impressive 001
Spider-Mike @spidermike.bsky.social · 17/09/2026Not that my opinion holds any weight, but sometimes, you gotta know when to shut the fuck up 110
Spider-Mike @spidermike.bsky.social · 12/09/2026static.klipy.comSuck It Suck My Fat OneALT: Suck It Suck My Fat One 120
Spider-Mike @spidermike.bsky.social · 11/09/2026.... For the next 3 daysstatic.klipy.comChappelle's Playahaters: Bad Things Happen To YouALT: Chappelle's Playahaters: Bad Things Happen To You 020
Spider-Mike @spidermike.bsky.social · 11/09/2026static.klipy.comSupa Hot Fire Rap Battle ReactionALT: Supa Hot Fire Rap Battle Reaction 130
Spider-Mike @spidermike.bsky.social · 10/09/2026Definitely going to work really damn hard to vote him out. 100
Reposted by Spider-MikeOzzdog12, Polar Destroyer creator @ozzdog12.bsky.social · 20/08/2026All my homies Hate AI 093
Spider-Mike @spidermike.bsky.social · 18/08/2026Oh. Shit.static.klipy.comDora the Explorer and Boots dancing 'BIG BACK'ALT: Dora the Explorer and Boots dancing 'BIG BACK' 100
Spider-Mike @spidermike.bsky.social · 14/08/2026My life is poorer for seeing this nonsense, because what do you mean "I don't know" or anything that ends in "months". Nasty. Just nasty. Now if they took baths instead I could let it slide, but let's be honest.... 010
Spider-Mike @spidermike.bsky.social · 21/07/2026I can't hear anyone say his name normally that isn't thisstatic.klipy.comSoulja Boy Reacts to DrakeALT: Soulja Boy Reacts to Drake 001
Reposted by Spider-MikeOzzdog12, Polar Destroyer creator @ozzdog12.bsky.social · 16/07/2026If you’re feeling defeated today, just remember Gimli came back from a 2-17 deficit to Legolas at the Battle of Helms Deep and won 43-42. 021
Spider-Mike @spidermike.bsky.social · 07/07/2026static.klipy.comTim Meadows: That's Not EnoughALT: Tim Meadows: That's Not Enough 010
Spider-Mike @spidermike.bsky.social · 01/07/2026static.klipy.comCrash Out: Driver's Intense ReactionALT: Crash Out: Driver's Intense Reaction 000
Spider-Mike @spidermike.bsky.social · 29/06/2026Man, they're so close to getting it. Why would someone opt not to use their insurance? It couldn't be because everything with healthcare is too expensive, could it? 010
Spider-Mike @spidermike.bsky.social · 21/06/2026"don't make this a thing" is about to be my new favorite gif 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 182
Spider-Mike @spidermike.bsky.social · 17/06/2026This might be the most unintentionally funny thing I've ever seen. Like ever 180
Reposted by Spider-MikeDominique Baker @bakerdphd.bsky.social · 15/06/2026So you can just do that 43589693
Spider-Mike @spidermike.bsky.social · 13/06/2026I'll skip anything that got radio play. Outside of that I can't skip anything 000
Spider-Mike @spidermike.bsky.social · 10/06/2026As a childhood Black Church attendee, I'm VERY jealous of that hour runtime 010
Spider-Mike @spidermike.bsky.social · 10/06/2026Maine made their choice. Hopefully it's enough to beat "concerned" 30 year incumbent Susan Collins 010
Spider-Mike @spidermike.bsky.social · 10/06/2026static.klipy.comNicholas Cage Laughing HystericallyALT: Nicholas Cage Laughing Hysterically 000
Spider-Mike @spidermike.bsky.social · 10/06/2026I'm not a good influencestatic.klipy.comDo ItALT: Do It 020
Spider-Mike @spidermike.bsky.social · 09/06/2026My problem with this sentence is that it's supposed to be a jury of your peers. I don't see not one peer! 020
Spider-Mike @spidermike.bsky.social · 08/06/2026I'm telling you, any chamber that gets flipped (hopefully both), they are going to claim shenanigans and try to either not seat, not certify, and/or steal the seats through the redness of these state legislatures. Prepare accordingly. Vote down ballot as much as you can, and flip it all 021
Spider-Mike @spidermike.bsky.social · 08/06/2026I really need to remember this. I have a lot of guilt when it comes to rest and I'm working on it 010
Spider-Mike @spidermike.bsky.social · 05/06/2026It's not to say people don't grow & evolve. I believe in that to my core. I also believe that you reap what you sow & I don't feel good about this cause it definitely seems like dude has sown bad seeds. It's also REAL convenient that he's learning and growing in his 40s as he runs for the Senate!! 100
Spider-Mike @spidermike.bsky.social · 05/06/2026At the end of the day, it's simple: He makes good decisions or doesn't. He's smart or he isn't. He represents Mainers well enough or he doesn't. IDK what that electorate is feeling, but from afar, I'm low key panicking. If they don't elect him, I'm worried. If they elect him, I'm worried. Catch 22. 100
Spider-Mike @spidermike.bsky.social · 05/06/2026What this latest scandal does is it establishes a long-standing pattern of poor decision-making skills (we know what they are, I don't need to list them) that most voters probably don't take a lot of comfort in, especially seeing who's running the country currently. 100
Spider-Mike @spidermike.bsky.social · 05/06/2026And now either voters in Maine are going to "vote blue no matter who", which is clearly dangerous *stares in Fetterman* OR they send Collins back (also old, also been there too long) and it's a wish casting problem later. Shoulda, woulda, coulda. 100
Spider-Mike @spidermike.bsky.social · 05/06/2026The biggest problem is that there wasn't a truly competitive primary and people couldn't really put candidates through their paces. Instead, we got a 79 year old governor pushed by the Establishment who dropped out very early. 100
Spider-Mike @spidermike.bsky.social · 05/06/2026So about that dude up in Maine... Yes, any cheating should have been between him and his wife, privately. They seemingly worked it out and are good. Except. It's not private anymore. For a couple, that sucks. Dude decided to run for office and it is what it is. 100
Spider-Mike @spidermike.bsky.social · 04/06/2026If this was fee to me and I found out after?!?! It's John Wick except all hands 020
Spider-Mike @spidermike.bsky.social · 03/06/2026Tell senile grandpa to go take another nap so he doesn't talk to us anymore 010