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SpicyMB

@spicymb.bsky.social
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My life like a movie. Doogal (2006)

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SpicyMB @spicymb.bsky.social · 10h
I hope Angry Birds 3 does better than Avengers Doomsday
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SpicyMB @spicymb.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
We dont talk enough about the large number of men pretending to be bi because they're afraid to tell people they're straight
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SpicyMB @spicymb.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Had no idea the communist manifesto was published by penguin books
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SpicyMB @spicymb.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
The modern internet would be fixed if Filthy Frank shot himself in the testicles with a mossberg 480 and posted it to vimeo uncensored
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SpicyMB @spicymb.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Never let god stop you from peeing at church
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SpicyMB @spicymb.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Im teaching my 12 year old niece to smoke hookah. To prepare her for the real world
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SpicyMB @spicymb.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
Im being forced to do the weenis at gunpoint
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SpicyMB @spicymb.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
I need someone to fuck my ass so hard it bleeds cyan and magenta
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SpicyMB @spicymb.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
Bologna in my vagogna
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SpicyMB @spicymb.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
Batman dies in the new Spiderman
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SpicyMB @spicymb.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
I am the pee pooper. I poop all of the pee
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SpicyMB @spicymb.bsky.social · 16/07/2026
I have received a 37 day long ban from r/boobies for commenting the lyrics of Afro Man's Because I Got High on every post
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SpicyMB @spicymb.bsky.social · 14/07/2026
I would like to apologize for Oppa Bathroom Style
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SpicyMB @spicymb.bsky.social · 14/07/2026
Oppa bathroom style
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SpicyMB @spicymb.bsky.social · 10/07/2026
I sell cigarettes to children and i dont feel bad about it
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SpicyMB @spicymb.bsky.social · 27/06/2026
Peabut nutter samniches
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SpicyMB @spicymb.bsky.social · 22/06/2026
The amazing digital jeff the killer
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SpicyMB @spicymb.bsky.social · 21/06/2026
The phrase "exploring each other's bodies" is really funny to me. Like yea, we're both Indiana Jones and the Temple of Doom is your ass hole
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SpicyMB @spicymb.bsky.social · 18/06/2026
Its hotter than yo grandma's nutsack in here
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SpicyMB @spicymb.bsky.social · 18/06/2026
Fast ride. Don't take it easy 😈
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SpicyMB @spicymb.bsky.social · 13/06/2026
Boner of a lonely fart
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SpicyMB @spicymb.bsky.social · 13/06/2026
I cannot physically restrain myself from showing my colleagues tasteful nude life drawings of Jar Jar Binks. They keep asking for more. Are they enabling my problematic behavior
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SpicyMB @spicymb.bsky.social · 13/06/2026
I cackle maniacally as i fly my zeppelin through enemy territory. The opposition look up in horror at my ship, the sides of which have been painted to depict furry foot-fetish art with big impact font text that reads 'Who let the Dogs Out?'. The enemy troops weep, for they know the war is lost
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SpicyMB @spicymb.bsky.social · 13/06/2026
No matter what anyone tells you, the police can't stop you from pissing your own pants. Use this information wisely
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SpicyMB @spicymb.bsky.social · 13/06/2026
The sweat on my brow is worth less than the shit my dog just took on your lawn
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SpicyMB @spicymb.bsky.social · 13/06/2026
Drinking water and eating healthy is the real punk rock
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SpicyMB @spicymb.bsky.social · 13/06/2026
If at first you don't succeed, start another podcast
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SpicyMB @spicymb.bsky.social · 13/06/2026
Humans think they're the dominant species, but when i give shotguns to the dolphins maybe then they'll be whistling a different tune
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SpicyMB @spicymb.bsky.social · 13/06/2026
Crop dusting some wicked nasty farts at the HEB. Im being detained by the CIA for biochemical warfare
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SpicyMB @spicymb.bsky.social · 13/06/2026
Fuck the US government. Draw girls kissing
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SpicyMB @spicymb.bsky.social · 13/06/2026
Im a punk. Im a rockstar. I jack off 37 times a day, and the fascists can't do shit to stop me
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SpicyMB @spicymb.bsky.social · 12/06/2026
Sometimes you really gotta ask yourself: Am i at a point in my life where im willing to re-read homestuck in its entirety
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SpicyMB @spicymb.bsky.social · 12/06/2026
WHERE WAS IT GOOSE. YOU SAID YOU HAD DORBEES FANS IN MIND WHERE THE HELL WAS IT GOOSE
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SpicyMB @spicymb.bsky.social · 12/06/2026
Currently sat down for Digital Circus Last Act. If i don't immediately recognize the Dorbees reference Gooseworx mentioned, im giving it half a star on letterboxd
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SpicyMB @spicymb.bsky.social · 11/06/2026
First pride month without Scott Adams
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SpicyMB @spicymb.bsky.social · 30/05/2026
Anyone who pays for pornography is a moron. Yahoo that crap. Shit comes from the pipes. As will you, due to your newfound porning knowledge
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SpicyMB @spicymb.bsky.social · 29/05/2026
Im gonna be on the balcony hunched over plucking aimlessly on a bass guitar shirtless after not showering for a month, anybody need anything?
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SpicyMB @spicymb.bsky.social · 27/05/2026
Now that i really think about it, my life has some weird parallels to the plot of Elf (2003). This has me questioning everything i know about my self
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SpicyMB @spicymb.bsky.social · 27/05/2026
People keep giving me shit for joining the Castrate All Dogs movement but they refuse to explain why? They can't give me one good reason for why you shouldn't want to castrate all dogs. This is exactly how american politics works
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SpicyMB @spicymb.bsky.social · 25/05/2026
Legalize first degree burns
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SpicyMB @spicymb.bsky.social · 22/05/2026
*shoots you with my sexy divorce gun*
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SpicyMB @spicymb.bsky.social · 22/05/2026
I need to restore the balance. Im teaching kids to vape so that those anti vape ads dont become an invasive species
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SpicyMB @spicymb.bsky.social · 21/05/2026
Me n bro when we're literally fish
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SpicyMB @spicymb.bsky.social · 20/05/2026
Fitz and his Tantrums can eat horse shit. Oh here we go and make your hands clap are not real song lyrics. They're bland, boring, and originally designed to stop you from masturbating, like graham crackers
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SpicyMB @spicymb.bsky.social · 20/05/2026
Kind of fucked up how every component of a sandwich was alive at some point
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SpicyMB @spicymb.bsky.social · 19/05/2026
Knockles Beisbol
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SpicyMB @spicymb.bsky.social · 18/05/2026
TV and films would be so much better if it weren't for... eugh... general audiences
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SpicyMB @spicymb.bsky.social · 14/05/2026
Coffee is a wonderful invention that fills my withered body with life and vigor. There's also a non-zero chance i'll shit myself but its a worthwhile sacrifice
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SpicyMB @spicymb.bsky.social · 14/05/2026
I once saw my uncle beating his shit to Pixels (2015)
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SpicyMB @spicymb.bsky.social · 14/05/2026
Using ChatGpt to write a manifesto
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