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@spicygoats.bsky.social
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He/Him 🏳️‍⚧️ I'm just here for the funnies, not for any political bullshit. If I want to feel suicidal, that's what the news channel is for.

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Spicygoats @spicygoats.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
What the fuck is YouTube on today. Is it trying to align everything to Shorts format?
The YouTube home page but all of the videos and community posts are misaligned. There is massive amounts of wasted empty space between some videos, while others are right next to each other. It's so cramped that only two words can fit in the titles.
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Spicygoats @spicygoats.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Sometimes I only use Bluesky to post about my cat, and really that's okay. Look at this picture I found of her loafing as a kitten. It's titled "very important", which I think is appropriate.
My tortoiseshell calico cat Trico as a kitten. She is loafing on someone's leg. Very important.
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Spicygoats @spicygoats.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
I think Trico brought half of a bumblebee into my bed this morning because I just found it in my blanket, roasted from the drier. What the fuck
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Spicygoats @spicygoats.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Now that I've played through Metroid 1, Super, and Fusion, I should really play Dread in anticipation for Ravenous. I still don't have a Switch 2 but maybe I can work something out w/ my brother when that comes out. Also I appreciate all of the badass hungry Samus art and memes on the timeline
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Spicygoats @spicygoats.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Me when I'm a lying cunt
Mii E-10 from Tomodachi Life: Living the Dream saying "I guess I'm just not that interested in Queens of the Stone Age"
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Spicygoats @spicygoats.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
lmao
A screenshot of Unusual Suspects, a game on NEAL.FUN.
On the left is my drawing of Amy Rose from memory, which I drew based on vague hints of a pink character with small animal ears and a red dress. On the right is Peppa Pig who has been put behind jail bars.
The website believes my drawing of Amy resembles Peppa by 70%. It also believes it resembles Fiona from Shrek more somehow, but it gave me the win anyway.
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Spicygoats @spicygoats.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
My fucking GERD has come back, yiPpEe!! Just what I wanted for my birthday! WaHoOoo!! I LOVE CONSTANTLY TASTING ACID AND CHEST PAIN!!!
A digital countdown labeled "KILLING MYSELF" has made it to 0 and confetti rains down from the screen. In the middle is large black text that says "POSTPONED" which has been scratched out, and large white text saying "BACK ON" has been added to the bottom of the screen.
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Spicygoats @spicygoats.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
She's making dream biscuits!! 🚨✨️
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Spicygoats @spicygoats.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
Ok first I watch Jerma's flash game stream on the TV while disassembling our old couch and he plays a game called "Save The Couch" And just now I was thinking about having Oreos as a lil treat and Vinny brings up his spirit guide that tries to convince him to have another Oreo. What the fuck
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Spicygoats @spicygoats.bsky.social · 01/08/2026
The Red Vox show last night was peak!! My gameboy camera froze up when it hit the spotlights so I couldn't get good pics with it, but at least I got a nice selfie with me and my dad. I'm so glad he recovered in time so we could go together. :) They opened with Reno and they sounded incredible!
A pixelated selfie of me and my dad taken with a Gameboy Camera. This is us when we were in line for the show. This and all the following pictures have a frame that says "Nintendo" on top and "Gameboy" on the bottomA picture of the sign outside the Basement East. The text is unrecognizable through the pixels, but it says:
"7-31 RED VOX SOLD OUT
8-1 JERRY GARCIA'S 84TH BDAY CELEBRATION
8-2 RIFFWOOD"A big crusty unrecognizable blob of light. It was supposed to be the stage with the band playing, but from where we were sitting there was no way to get a clear picture. I kept it anyway just so I have something. You can kinda discern the crowd at the bottom.
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Spicygoats @spicygoats.bsky.social · 01/08/2026
We just passed by a semi truck on the interstate and i couldnt see it well with the font but i swear to god it said "gay trans" on the driver door
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Spicygoats @spicygoats.bsky.social · 27/07/2026
Ah, I see. I understand this song much clearer now. Thank you.
A screenshot from Genius.com showing an annotated song lyric. The lyric is just the word "Papaya" and the annotation is nothing but a picture of an apple with a realistic mouth and eyes staring at you.

The song is Found God In A Tomato by Psychedelic Porn Crumpets
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Spicygoats @spicygoats.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
I downloaded a giant Minecraft horror modpack for the fuck of it and it's the funniest shit ever. I get in game. I have a sanity meter. It gives me pills and says "Jerald joined the game" I get three different achievements titled something like "Who's Watching Me?" I'm then blanketed in darkness in
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Spicygoats @spicygoats.bsky.social · 25/06/2026
I would literally die for this thing, just look at them
Cute umbrella creature thing from Rhythm Heaven Groove.
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Spicygoats @spicygoats.bsky.social · 23/06/2026
YES, the hat came to her instead >:)
Trico standing in front of the propeller hat, as if she could be wearing it
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Spicygoats @spicygoats.bsky.social · 23/06/2026
I'm want her to stand underneath the preview photo...
Trico watching Vinny make a propeller hat on his Tomodachi Life stream.
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Spicygoats @spicygoats.bsky.social · 17/06/2026
It took me the entire 24ish years of my existence on this earth to notice that the Ocarina of Time theme has the warp flute motif from the original Legend of Zelda (andalsomario3) in it...
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Spicygoats @spicygoats.bsky.social · 15/06/2026
New Hoobastank song spooked my dad today bc it showed up on his Pandora after he woke up from a nap The song's called How Do You Sleep Also I love this image, good image
Doug, Dan, Chris, and Jesse of Hoobastank hiding behind a door like sneaky little bastards
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Spicygoats @spicygoats.bsky.social · 20/05/2026
I tripped over Trico in the dark and now she's afraid of literally everything
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Spicygoats @spicygoats.bsky.social · 16/05/2026
Perfect choices here already
The red skeleton from voices of the void asking "what would you like to spend time doing with me?"
The answers are "torturing the innocent" "vaporizing chat members" or "hunting grey aliens"
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Spicygoats @spicygoats.bsky.social · 14/05/2026
carpussi pls
Trico looking at me through my car's left mirror
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Spicygoats @spicygoats.bsky.social · 11/05/2026
Felt like drawing something fun for Penny's Wind Waker playthrough! Haven't drawn digitally in a good while and I think this is my first time drawing Babble! Where are they taking her? 🤔 @snapcube.gay #snapstreamart
Babble The Rabbit in a pink hero's tunic being gracefully lifted into the air by a flock of seagulls (the birds not the band)
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Spicygoats @spicygoats.bsky.social · 05/05/2026
THE FUNNIEST SHIT IS ABOUT TO HAPPEN ON MY ISLAND
Sonia from Tears of the Kingdom telling me she has a crush on Ganondorf in my Tomodachi Life game.

"I can't explain it, but Ganondorf is on my mind all the time lately"
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Spicygoats @spicygoats.bsky.social · 18/04/2026
How to approach your crush
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Spicygoats @spicygoats.bsky.social · 16/04/2026
I did that thing! (Kinda.) I, too, did not want to do repeats so that was tough. Because a lot of these games fit multiple categories. (Mostly Psychonauts. It fits so many.)
The popular grids.fun thing people are doing with their favorite video games.

Favorite Game - Psychonauts
Best Story - Outer Wilds
Favorite Art Style - Mindwave
Biggest Personal Impact - Zelda: Wind Waker
Best Combat - Control
(2nd row missing due to lack of brain power. Though Psychonauts is also eligible for Underrated, Needs a Remake, and Criminally Overlooked.)
Favorite Protagonist - Hi-Fi Rush
Favorite Antagonist - Portal 2
Best Soundtrack - Chicory: A Colorful Tale
Best Multiplayer - Kirby Air Ride
Not Usually My Thing - V Rising
Turn My Brain Off - Minecraft
Best With Friends - Sea Of Thieves
Best Retro Game - Zelda: Majora's Mask
Nostalgic Childhood Game - Banjo Tooie
Game Everyone Should Play - The New Flesh
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Spicygoats @spicygoats.bsky.social · 14/04/2026
RED VOX TOUR!!! THEY ARE COMING TO NASHVILLE!!! THE STARS HAVE ALIGNED THANK YOU GOD!!
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a cartoon of a lion with its mouth open and the words let 's gooooo written below it
Alt: a tennis ball with a face, closing it's eyes and passionately screamiNG LET'S FUCKING GOOOOO!!!!! (There's actually no swears in this gif actually but please imagine there are)
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Spicygoats @spicygoats.bsky.social · 14/04/2026
Joey what the fuck
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Spicygoats @spicygoats.bsky.social · 08/04/2026
Fuck Twitch notifications man, I missed the Faster Than Sex premiere stream
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a pile of dirt is spread out on a white background .
Alt: An emoji screaming in agony as it disintegrates into ash
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Spicygoats @spicygoats.bsky.social · 08/04/2026
Yummy treats today :3c
CDs for Retcon and Songs for the Deaf (by Red Vox and Queens of the Stone Age respectively) propped up against a scratched af drawing tablet.
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Spicygoats @spicygoats.bsky.social · 26/03/2026
Too lazy to redraw her fluff rn but significant improvement
Pizza looking very dapper with her new outfit and face
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Spicygoats @spicygoats.bsky.social · 26/03/2026
The new Tomodachi Life is still so far away. The demo has me itching to do more, but everyone's trapped in ad mode now. 😭 I guess I could work on making Pizza look more like an actual opossum instead of whatever tf this is
Weird ass Mii thing that's supposed to be my opossum character Pizza.
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Spicygoats @spicygoats.bsky.social · 26/03/2026
These freaks
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Spicygoats @spicygoats.bsky.social · 11/03/2026
til my mom is really good at ragebaiting
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Spicygoats @spicygoats.bsky.social · 05/03/2026
Thank you to Cookies Bustle for reminding me that the Internet Archive exists and to Wheel Of Fortune for reminding me that Hips Don't Lie (and subsequently Udders Don't Lie) exists so my brain could finally put two and two together and check the archives for the Udderly Wonderful MAP.
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Udderly Wonderful MAP - GinjaNinjaOwO (2016) : GinjaNinjaOwO : Free Download, Borrow, and Streaming : Internet Archive
A shitpost animation MAP (Multi Animator Project) published by GinjaNinjaOwO/ActuallyRea on YouTube on January 3rd, 2016. Used to be privatized, but as of...
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Spicygoats @spicygoats.bsky.social · 16/02/2026
Idk who did the nerd emoji ass meow from Mewgenics but I love it
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vinny @vinny.vinesauce.com · 05/02/2026
Join us for our 5th annual Vinesauce and Friends Charity event in support of the @AHA. Over the last 4 years we have helped raise over $61,000 to help fund scientific research, educate communities, and so much more. Check out the campaign and more here: gearomatic.me/2026VSHEART
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Spicygoats @spicygoats.bsky.social · 30/01/2026
sad white boy grandpa rock new album is only 4 dollar on bandcamp, but you can get their whole discography for around 13 dollar, which is a whole fucking lot for almost the price of 3 whole retcons i do very much suggest this vine.bandcamp.com/music
A screenshot taken from the Vine/Red Vox Bandcamp page, showing that one can buy their entire discography for $12.25 USD. Wojack pointing Vinny has been sloppily photoshopped over the Retcon album art.
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Red Vox @redvoxband.com · 30/01/2026
Retcon is now on Bandcamp as well as most streaming platforms, even though a bunch are just fucking terrible. Thanks for waiting so long for this album. vine.bandcamp.com/album/retcon
vine.bandcamp.com
Retcon, by Red Vox
13 track album
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Spicygoats @spicygoats.bsky.social · 30/01/2026
IT WAS ALL PEAK BROTHER MADE ME CRY MEMORY LOSS IS AWESOME FUN(?) SENTENCES OUT OF CONTEXT AND THE WEBSITE TILTING MADE ME A LITTLE DIZZY BUT IT WAS WORTH
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a drawing of a skeleton holding a bunch of colored pencils .
Alt: The autism creature being blasted with confetti gif (●_● ) uu uu
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Spicygoats @spicygoats.bsky.social · 30/01/2026
Hey so I had this nagging feeling in the back of my mind that these were probably unintentional but I didn't know for sure... I think they were unintentional lmao whoops 🙃
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Spicygoats @spicygoats.bsky.social · 22/01/2026
The Apple Music previews for the rest of Retcon's tracks are nourishing my brain right now such as springwater does to a young and thirsty plant
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kirby is wearing headphones on a black background and dancing .
Alt: Kirby wearing headphones on a black background and dancing.
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Spicygoats @spicygoats.bsky.social · 20/01/2026
Hate that I cannot for the life of me focus on any of my serious projects so they will forever stay in wip hell, meanwhile I am locked the fuck in when it comes to shitpost art
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SimzArt @simzart.bsky.social · 14/01/2026
hi I draw slice of life🪴 #PortfolioDay
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Spicygoats @spicygoats.bsky.social · 10/01/2026
get his ass
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Spicygoats @spicygoats.bsky.social · 07/01/2026
If cats could draw do you think they'd draw other cats like how we draw other people? Leonardo Dapussi?
Closeup of my cat Lily's face. She looks tired as ball
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Spicygoats @spicygoats.bsky.social · 07/01/2026
And while I'm at it, here's a bonus vinyot from around thanksgiving time. Idk what else to say about it. Good image.
Another sketch of the Vinny Vinesauce Melpert Red Vox Speen Guy. This time he is eating dinner and looking up with a noodle still in his mouth. Question marks are drawn on the side, adding to this kinda... "confused cat trying to eat while some shit's going down" vibe that I got when I took the initial screenshot. Good image.The original screenshot of Vinny eating his thankgiving dinner, with food dangling from his mouth and question marks to sell the "confused cat just tryin to eat" vibe described in the previous image. Gnorts and friend/family member are in the background too. Hi Gnorts. Good image.
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Spicygoats @spicygoats.bsky.social · 07/01/2026
Haven't had this much time on my hands in a while so I've been doodling like a motherfucker. Here's a binyor sketch I made from a photo I found on reddit
A realistic pencil sketch of Vinny, from Vinesauce and Red Vox. He is crouched down and looking to the right while holding a guitar. Reference photo is in the replies.
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Spicygoats @spicygoats.bsky.social · 02/01/2026
Drew more Pizza today, I could not stop thinking about her. My little mind goblin.
A variety of drawings of Pizza the opossum, my new freak animal companion I suppose.

From the top left to the bottom right:
• Pizza hanging from a tree branch.
• Pizza playing dead laying next to piece of actual pizza that she took a bite out of.
• Pizza biting into a bloody bagel.
• The classic Pizza doodle, now with an added arrow for emphases that she is the Pizza in question. (Or exclaimation rather.)
• E-10 holding Pizza in a fed up manner, as Pizza has a messy mouth after her previous bagel lunch.
• Dancing Pizza with sunglasses and music notes beside her for emphasis on her groove.
• The original opossum sketch I made before giving the final Pizza her iconic scraggly, infinitely moist, bug eyed look.
• Pizza facing forward, holding a kitchen knife in her jaws. I fucked up the eyes and mouth on that one, so it looks scarier than it was supposed to be. (Drawing small lines before going over them with a marker sucks, ok? It bleeds too much if you aren't careful and sometimes my hands are just too shaky.) Next to her is simply the word "kill."
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Spicygoats @spicygoats.bsky.social · 01/01/2026
New jacket & new fren :]
A drawing of my robot sona E-10 with a Red Vox shirt and big ass ski jacket on, with both of his hands relaxed in the jacket pockets. He looks to the left, chewing on a toothpick. On his shoulder is a mangy opossum happily staring off into space. (Her name is Pizza)
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Spicygoats @spicygoats.bsky.social · 27/12/2025
Coming back to Coolors every few years when I want a quick color palette has been an increasingly disheartening experience. What the FUCK do you MEAN they have an AI chatbot now?!
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