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Emma 🌵🌞🏴‍☠️🏒

@spicycanuck.bsky.social
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41 in human years. Aka Smokehead, Wrestler Stede, and Theo’s mom. I like shows about men who fall in love with each other

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Emma 🌵🌞🏴‍☠️🏒 @spicycanuck.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
When I say my husband is the Ed to my Stede. Someone at work said something rude to me and this was his reaction Although this kind of long game is probably more Stede coded tbh lol For legal reasons, he was joking
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Emma 🌵🌞🏴‍☠️🏒 @spicycanuck.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
Dickfuck no it’s not!
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Emma 🌵🌞🏴‍☠️🏒 @spicycanuck.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
I love yall. Crew for life
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Emma 🌵🌞🏴‍☠️🏒 @spicycanuck.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
Are any of my Canadian friends familiar with how the MAID process works there? Like application processing times, etc?
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Emma 🌵🌞🏴‍☠️🏒 @spicycanuck.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
🚨 TW: grief; parent illness They don’t tell you that sometimes anticipatory grief can last for years. That you’ll sob over a 6 minute phone call because you Had Them Back for that time. They don’t tell you that sometimes you have to watch your parent lose themselves, and lose a bit of yourself too
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Emma 🌵🌞🏴‍☠️🏒 @spicycanuck.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
Hello my darlings. Today is my dear friend Jake’s birthday. He passed in 2015 and Theos middle name is partially after him. I’m pretty sure he used to visit Theo when he was a baby, because Theo said hi to him once. I miss him. So this is what I’ve got for TITT today 😅 I love yall so much
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Emma 🌵🌞🏴‍☠️🏒 @spicycanuck.bsky.social · 23/07/2026
Well. I was prescribed adhd meds yesterday and I start them today. I’m really hoping they do…anything. I’m not hoping for miracles but like any change would be amazing 🥲 I’ll keep yall updated?
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Emma 🌵🌞🏴‍☠️🏒 @spicycanuck.bsky.social · 21/07/2026
Gmorning! I was told to write affirmations to stick on my mirror, to read while getting ready. They can even be neutral if the positive ones feel like I’m gaslighting myself (*taps head* she mean in here). What would you write on yours about yourself? I love you and I’m proud of you for being here ❤️
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Emma 🌵🌞🏴‍☠️🏒 @spicycanuck.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
When going on a double date with a pirate friend (hi @alittlevelma.bsky.social) it’s important to look vaguely piratey
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xray_vex 🎃👻🧡💜💚🖤 @xrayvex.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
just a little over 50 days til my sur/gery appointment. SO GRATEFUL to everyone who has donated so far. 💖 even tho this is a procedure i've wanted my whole life, it's still a big scary thing to go thru, especially during a time when work is slow/nonexistent for me.
50 days, 10 hrs, 31 min
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Emma 🌵🌞🏴‍☠️🏒 @spicycanuck.bsky.social · 14/07/2026
In other news: we’ve been by the ocean the last few days (it’s restorative), and this has been the general vibe. Yes, that IS a piña colada 😘
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Emma 🌵🌞🏴‍☠️🏒 @spicycanuck.bsky.social · 14/07/2026
Hi frens! It’s TITT time! Yall know what my therapy homework was, so what’s yours? And how’s it going? I had an opportunity last night to speak kinder to myself and I really did try to be more gentle. It’s hard when you hold yourself to really high standards, you know? You are so dearly cherished ❤️
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Emma 🌵🌞🏴‍☠️🏒 @spicycanuck.bsky.social · 09/07/2026
My therapy homework for this week is to speak kindly to myself. So uh. So that’s how that’s going
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Emma 🌵🌞🏴‍☠️🏒 @spicycanuck.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
Hello loves! Let’s have us a TITT 😎 Tomorrow I have back-to-back appts w my therapist AND my psychiatrist so that is very neat and cool 👍 I was asked to make a self portrait for therapy and I used some OFMD memes lol. How are you?? Miss you and love you
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Emma 🌵🌞🏴‍☠️🏒 @spicycanuck.bsky.social · 30/06/2026
I very much forgot what day it was today and I’m sorry. However, I come bearing good news! My new therapist is an OFMD fan! Plus I was wearing my wolf shirt, so that made talking about my extremely negative self esteem a bit easier 😅👍
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Emma 🌵🌞🏴‍☠️🏒 @spicycanuck.bsky.social · 29/06/2026
My husband, everyone
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Emma 🌵🌞🏴‍☠️🏒 @spicycanuck.bsky.social · 29/06/2026
Saw this in a spicy book store today and of course it reminded me of @shraaamp.bsky.social
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Emma 🌵🌞🏴‍☠️🏒 @spicycanuck.bsky.social · 28/06/2026
You’ve jammed your last pearl
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Emma 🌵🌞🏴‍☠️🏒 @spicycanuck.bsky.social · 28/06/2026
@ann-banann.bsky.social : “No one got canceled for telling Emma to stfu last night!” Me: “Aw, man!” 😂😂😂
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Emma 🌵🌞🏴‍☠️🏒 @spicycanuck.bsky.social · 28/06/2026
🙄🙄🙄rude
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Emma 🌵🌞🏴‍☠️🏒 @spicycanuck.bsky.social · 28/06/2026
It’s 11:11! Make a wish!
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Emma 🌵🌞🏴‍☠️🏒 @spicycanuck.bsky.social · 27/06/2026
Listen, Dave. Can I call you Dave? We’ve decided that this tiger’s Devin Sawa haircut is somehow your fault. Please confirm or deny. But mostly confirm because we know it was you, Dave. @david-jenkins.bsky.social
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Emma 🌵🌞🏴‍☠️🏒 @spicycanuck.bsky.social · 26/06/2026
At therapy yesterday, we were doing intake and she asked, “What fills your cup?” My response? You. I talked about going to cons, doing cosplay, going to pirate meetups, and how much of a relief it is to be with ppl that I don’t have to mask with. So, I guess, what makes Emma happy is…you…
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Emma 🌵🌞🏴‍☠️🏒 @spicycanuck.bsky.social · 25/06/2026
Halfway through the therapy appointment: “Have you ever been evaluated for ADHD?” Lololol
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Emma 🌵🌞🏴‍☠️🏒 @spicycanuck.bsky.social · 25/06/2026
Is anyone else on Roost? I just joined and it’s so cute but I have no friends 😭
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Emma 🌵🌞🏴‍☠️🏒 @spicycanuck.bsky.social · 24/06/2026
Ya girl has OCD, a plan for a change in meds, and a therapy appointment later this week lol 👍
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Emma 🌵🌞🏴‍☠️🏒 @spicycanuck.bsky.social · 23/06/2026
Hello my darlings ❤️ Shall we talk it through? I have my first appointment with a psychiatrist today to talk about possible OCD bc turns out uncontrollable worrying isn’t normal? How are you doing? You are so loved and cherished 🫂
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Emma 🌵🌞🏴‍☠️🏒 @spicycanuck.bsky.social · 14/06/2026
What a time to be alive 😭😭😭
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Emma 🌵🌞🏴‍☠️🏒 @spicycanuck.bsky.social · 13/06/2026
No bc wdym I watched a show about pirates falling in love 4 years ago and now I’m hanging out with people I met on the internet that have turned into my dearest friends for life?
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Emma 🌵🌞🏴‍☠️🏒 @spicycanuck.bsky.social · 03/06/2026
It feels like…an excellent day today
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Emma 🌵🌞🏴‍☠️🏒 @spicycanuck.bsky.social · 27/05/2026
My most meaningful contribution on Threads before I deleted it
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Emma 🌵🌞🏴‍☠️🏒 @spicycanuck.bsky.social · 26/05/2026
Today is my late FILs birthday. He is who Theo is named after and I genuinely think Theo used to talk to him when he was small. Anyway Theo walked into my room this morning and said, “Mom today is grandpa Teddys birthday! Don’t worry, I already blew him a kiss” Okay 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭
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Emma 🌵🌞🏴‍☠️🏒 @spicycanuck.bsky.social · 24/05/2026
I deleted Threads because people are actually super fucking mean over there? And it’s now officially summer vacation so I might actually have the emotional bandwidth to like…text people back and stuff lol. Anyway here’s a super sweet card I got on the last day of school that made me sob!
A handwritten card expressing thanks for the receivers support of their child’s education, and how much the child loves them (the card recipient also loves them too, like so much). There is a picture below that the child drew of herself and the card recipient together and it’s very cute
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Emma 🌵🌞🏴‍☠️🏒 @spicycanuck.bsky.social · 09/05/2026
Hello my name is Emma and I’d like to talk about how hot Joel Fry is. If you would also like to talk about how hot Joel Fry is, let me know. And then we can both discuss how hot Joel Fry is. Thank you
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Emma 🌵🌞🏴‍☠️🏒 @spicycanuck.bsky.social · 10/04/2026
I’ve been on a field trip for work today but before we left I got lots of birthday cards from little friends and both the classes I work for sang me happy birthday together 😭😭😭 And on the bus ride back, The Chain started playing. An excellent (birth)day!
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Emma 🌵🌞🏴‍☠️🏒 @spicycanuck.bsky.social · 07/04/2026
Hi my loves! I was wondering if today we could share small things that have brought us joy? I know a lot of us have just…SO much going on right now, so I wanted to try and share little pieces of happiness with each other 🫂 Mine is this sweet drawing one of my kiddos made me 🥹 #TITT #AsACrew
A child’s drawing of a heart with the words “nicest teacher ever” written inside. It is addressed to “Ms. Emma!” and is labeled below as “candy heart”
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Emma 🌵🌞🏴‍☠️🏒 @spicycanuck.bsky.social · 24/03/2026
Hi friends ❤️ Wanna Talk It Through Tuesday with me? How have you been?
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Emma 🌵🌞🏴‍☠️🏒 @spicycanuck.bsky.social · 15/02/2026
My husband texting me updates on the birthday party he took Theo to, and then I get this 💀
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Emma 🌵🌞🏴‍☠️🏒 @spicycanuck.bsky.social · 14/02/2026
Hey friends, I’m sorry I’m not around more. I’m still here in spirit and I love you all so much. I am just consumed by work and then being tired from work. But work is good and worth being tired over. Anyway I love you so much and I hope you’re well ❤️
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Emma 🌵🌞🏴‍☠️🏒 @spicycanuck.bsky.social · 09/02/2026
I had the best fucking time last night and I love my friends so muchhhhh
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Emma 🌵🌞🏴‍☠️🏒 @spicycanuck.bsky.social · 07/02/2026
This is a Heated Rivalry post. Idk I just love rhinestones ok?
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Emma 🌵🌞🏴‍☠️🏒 @spicycanuck.bsky.social · 06/02/2026
Lots of people have been asking about the new job which is so kind 😭 I have been really loving it! I get to work with kids and occasionally make use of my child psych classes lol. The kids are so sweet and I am amassing a collection of drawings and trinkets. And they call me Miss Emma 🥹
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Jenn overboard! @self-induljennt.bsky.social · 03/02/2026
Hey loves, I need help and need to add to my to-do list. If you've ever wanted to get some art from me now would be a really lovely time. 🧡 Please help me fill up my coin purse again and give this a share. Thank you so much.
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Emma 🌵🌞🏴‍☠️🏒 @spicycanuck.bsky.social · 03/02/2026
I’ve been slacking on these posts and I feel terrible about it. I know it’s scary out there. I don’t have any particularly sage words of wisdom, but I do have eyes, ears, and virtual (consensual) hugs. I love you and I’m glad you’re here ❤️ #TITT #AsACrew
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Emma 🌵🌞🏴‍☠️🏒 @spicycanuck.bsky.social · 29/01/2026
I found out today that if DHS shows up at my child’s school, the school won’t always call the kids’ parents. I looked at all the little ones going to see their parents after school and thought “please don’t take our babies”. I cry every day. I hate this so much
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Emma 🌵🌞🏴‍☠️🏒 @spicycanuck.bsky.social · 26/01/2026
I took this picture in a hurry which is why I think my mouth looks weird lol but I went out with some of the other moms last night and I felt cute 💁‍♀️
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Emma 🌵🌞🏴‍☠️🏒 @spicycanuck.bsky.social · 20/01/2026
The sea* is my love *spending a weekend with crew
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Emma 🌵🌞🏴‍☠️🏒 @spicycanuck.bsky.social · 19/01/2026
😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭 love you
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Mr Buttons 🏴‍☠️🤡 soft clowning era. I wrote a fic, once 🏴‍☠️ @mrbuttons284266.bsky.social · 19/01/2026
I also have a drive with OFMD fics with broken image links restored.
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Emma 🌵🌞🏴‍☠️🏒 @spicycanuck.bsky.social · 19/01/2026
Ok goddamn
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