Spicy Bonus Content @spicybonuscontent.bsky.social · 16hFor people who don't know the technical jargon, a Category 5 freakshow means sustained meltdowns at a rate of 137 Pirros per hour. Structures made of reinforced copium may withstand the initial blast but can still be lifted from their foundations. 0280
Spicy Bonus Content @spicybonuscontent.bsky.social · 18hI could scrape together $100K if it meant I got to play puppet with the President of the United States for a few minutes. Are any other Trump administration officials offering these rock-bottom prices? Just kidding, I'm sure there are. 000
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Spicy Bonus Content @spicybonuscontent.bsky.social · 15/10/2026socialism as a concept is not immune from criticism but it always feels a little unfair to blame it for Jacobin 000
Spicy Bonus Content @spicybonuscontent.bsky.social · 15/10/2026He's president in 2026 and I don't recall ever hearing him say a bad word about Hitler! 000
Spicy Bonus Content @spicybonuscontent.bsky.social · 14/10/2026Hello, yes, I am the assignment editor for Jacobin and I would like to offer you MILLIONS OF DOLLARS* to write this essay * payable in exposure 000
Spicy Bonus Content @spicybonuscontent.bsky.social · 14/10/2026now hold on, which animal Kash Patel fucked is a matter of legitimate public interest 000
Spicy Bonus Content @spicybonuscontent.bsky.social · 13/10/2026tbf learning to read is also probably a regrettable life choice for her 000
Spicy Bonus Content @spicybonuscontent.bsky.social · 13/10/2026She almost sounds despondent at having to finish the sentence "We have a great relationship [sigh] [deep regret at the life choices that have brought me to this] with Venezuela." 160
Spicy Bonus Content @spicybonuscontent.bsky.social · 13/10/2026oh no, I'm not falling for THAT again 000
Spicy Bonus Content @spicybonuscontent.bsky.social · 13/10/2026No. Paxton hates a lot of them (e.g., for the impeachment) and he'd have the power to settle a lot of scores if he were a senator, especially with Trump's DOJ looking the other way. 100
Spicy Bonus Content @spicybonuscontent.bsky.social · 13/10/2026Honestly you're both right, although ideologically the people you're thinking of and the people he's thinking of aren't all that different anyway. 000
Spicy Bonus Content @spicybonuscontent.bsky.social · 12/10/2026I remain confident the GOP can hold Idaho. 000
Spicy Bonus Content @spicybonuscontent.bsky.social · 12/10/2026My initial reaction was "who?" but I'm not as plugged in as I used to be, so I checked out his wikipedia page. Knowing all that, my question is now "who?" SNL is half his resume and it's the only thing he's done I've heard of. Sorry I missed your podcast of jokes about Asians, buddy. 010
Spicy Bonus Content @spicybonuscontent.bsky.social · 12/10/2026somebody run a poll on Susan Collins in Oregon, stat 000
Spicy Bonus Content @spicybonuscontent.bsky.social · 12/10/2026Nah, Jacobin is just like that. They're not falling so far into leftist ideology that they come out the other side; they just dip their toes in it while reaching the conclusions available to anyone who is the smartest and most special boy in the room. 21220
Spicy Bonus Content @spicybonuscontent.bsky.social · 12/10/2026I'd say it's more that Jacobin is quite *consistent* with their takes. It's just that a lot of their takes end up being things that Jordan Peterson could agree with. This is what the guy (and it's virtually always a guy) who reads Jacobin is looking for. Edgy truths THEY won't tell you and such. 020
Spicy Bonus Content @spicybonuscontent.bsky.social · 12/10/2026I am by no means suggesting you first 020
Spicy Bonus Content @spicybonuscontent.bsky.social · 12/10/2026You could say this about any of the much bigger injustices in the world. It's a miracle we're all not radicalized against 50 things simultaneously! Why should us rednecks waste ammo on THIS? This is just lazy. Even Trump puts in more effort when he tries to stir up stochastic terrorism, ffs. 000
Spicy Bonus Content @spicybonuscontent.bsky.social · 12/10/2026how did I miss the bisexual vibe Grimace was laying down? gahhhhhh of course he was hitting on me, I'm such an idiot 0210
Spicy Bonus Content @spicybonuscontent.bsky.social · 12/10/2026where does he live? there are some fascinating factional DSA politics I'm sure could use his wisdom somebody get him some pamphlets 000
Spicy Bonus Content @spicybonuscontent.bsky.social · 12/10/2026The MAGA base is already energized. The margin will come from people who switch sides or deliberately sit out because they're mad at Trump. Polls won't affect them at all. 000
Spicy Bonus Content @spicybonuscontent.bsky.social · 11/10/2026I return home from a dozen different Jewish-owned delis and package stores. I crack open a dozen bottles of Mogen David. All the same sweet, cheap-tasting swill. My fists ball with rage. This cannot be what they drink themselves. How do they keep spotting me?! The conspiracy is even more devio— 070
Spicy Bonus Content @spicybonuscontent.bsky.social · 10/10/2026you just know that thing skitters around all night after the museum closes 060
Spicy Bonus Content @spicybonuscontent.bsky.social · 10/10/2026my Ford Pinto went rogue and blew up its gas tank my lawn darts went rogue and speared a little kid through the skull my nuclear reactor went rogue and irradiated a few hundred square miles of Ukraine nah j/k they actually did something about those things afterwards 120
Spicy Bonus Content @spicybonuscontent.bsky.social · 10/10/2026Oh listen to all you nervous Nancies. And I suppose you've never taken a shortcut through a hangar, either? 2280
Spicy Bonus Content @spicybonuscontent.bsky.social · 10/10/2026Yeah but for every perfectly sensible solution, there'll be some weirdo insisting that we converge on USB-B instead. (It's me, I'm the weirdo, I have nine printers and I vote) 000
Spicy Bonus Content @spicybonuscontent.bsky.social · 10/10/2026I have the most amazing exes in the world. If I could be judged by ANYTHING it'd be that. Newsom and Guilfoyle were always perfect for each other. If I had to guess why they couldn't make it work I'd say it's probably one of those things where the couple is TOO much alike. 000
Spicy Bonus Content @spicybonuscontent.bsky.social · 10/10/2026Here, we can fix it in editing. "Gavin Newsom's blatant Gavin Newsomness raises new questions about Kimberly Guilfoyle's judg—" no wait that one is also true 000
Spicy Bonus Content @spicybonuscontent.bsky.social · 10/10/2026If the DCCC *were* spending its money on hookers and blow once in a while I might chip in. 0110
Spicy Bonus Content @spicybonuscontent.bsky.social · 10/10/2026Hey, that's not Gowron!static.klipy.comDS9: Quark Says 'It's a Fake!'Alt: A Romulan senator says 'It's a fake!' 090
Spicy Bonus Content @spicybonuscontent.bsky.social · 09/10/2026It just makes me hear it as the song she's a Talafreak! Talafreak! she's Talafreaky 010
Spicy Bonus Content @spicybonuscontent.bsky.social · 09/10/2026ahahahaha excellent finally, my aging Xer ass has the moral high ground over you fat-cat children Venmo link in bio as soon as I figure out what Venmo is 000
Spicy Bonus Content @spicybonuscontent.bsky.social · 09/10/2026Capitalism is when the big boss man tells companies what they're allowed to charge. Socialism is when there's a trans girl playing volleyball. 000
Spicy Bonus Content @spicybonuscontent.bsky.social · 09/10/2026This is a better way of putting it: 010
Spicy Bonus Content @spicybonuscontent.bsky.social · 09/10/2026There's a kind of bigot who takes his bigotry so seriously it wraps around on him sometimes. I knew guys in my hick town who were racist but then they'd be like "except for the Igbo people of West Africa, they are our genetic superiors in every way" and there'd be a whole theory as to why. Uh… okay? 110
Spicy Bonus Content @spicybonuscontent.bsky.social · 09/10/2026you do not under any circumstances gotta hand it to 130-dB misogynists but I'll take him over Rowling, I guess 000
Spicy Bonus Content @spicybonuscontent.bsky.social · 09/10/2026Trip Tucker. It'd just be a crawl through his favorite Florida titty bars, but hey, I'm not looking to get bat'lethed here. 130
Spicy Bonus Content @spicybonuscontent.bsky.social · 09/10/2026NEW MISSION: Talk To That Barista Press Ⓐ to make small talk with her Press Ⓐ to make small talk with her Press Ⓐ to make small talk with her MISSION FAILED 030
Spicy Bonus Content @spicybonuscontent.bsky.social · 09/10/2026I love this because the only conceivable response to a computer actually making "GTA but about me and my hopes and dreams" is "oh god no not like that." 120
Spicy Bonus Content @spicybonuscontent.bsky.social · 09/10/2026There was a great story that came out last year about the FBI trying to investigate Zohran Mamdani's father as a dangerous radical but accidentally teaching him about Marxism in the process. 010
Spicy Bonus Content @spicybonuscontent.bsky.social · 08/10/2026look I just APPRECIATE the CULTURE around hair care, okay?! 060
Spicy Bonus Content @spicybonuscontent.bsky.social · 08/10/2026jesus, all I want out of life these days is to be hornier and sleepier 210
