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Maryland Nyan-san

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Maryland Nyan-san @sphrog.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
guys i think my bonsai is sick.mayb I should try adding even more tiny animals??
photo of a terraced tera cotta planter containing a bonsai tree, an african violet, miniature bamboo, and an unidentified sickly succulent, all of them crowded out by a menagerie of miniature animals from the Zuru Gumi Yum Surprise line of gacha candy
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Maryland Nyan-san @sphrog.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
it's the TRIangle of liiiiife
photo of a triangular succulent planter with various tiny plastic African savanna fauna arranged artfully. the lion is wearing a king hat
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Maryland Nyan-san @sphrog.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
the famous kelly "sickos" cartoon edited to say "yiffos" and the guy peering thru the window is some kind of dog man saying "Yes... owo ... YES!"
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Maryland Nyan-san @sphrog.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
2 panels of an achewood comic
panel 1: philippe receives a proposition from ultra peanut
panel 2: snoopys balls
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Maryland Nyan-san @sphrog.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
just got back from the gift shop on Planet Snoopy and everyone knew you
photo of a miniature snoopy toy labeled "WORLD'S SMALLEST PEANUTS"
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Maryland Nyan-san @sphrog.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
over at the hellsite they permanently suspended my old barely-active account for "inauthentic behavior" (no examples provided) and instantly rejected my appeal. guess I'm finally deleting that shit!
Hello,
 
We have reviewed your appeal request for account, @sphrog.
 
Our support team has determined that a violation of our Rules did take place, specifically:
 
Violating our Rules against inauthentic behaviors.
 
We considered the additional information provided and decided an overturn of our original decision is not warranted in this case. Therefore, we will not overturn our decision to lock your account.
 
In order to restore account functionality, you can resolve the violations by logging into your account and completing the on-screen instructions.
 
Thanks,
X Support
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Maryland Nyan-san @sphrog.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
brb updating f-list
photo of a filthy car entertainment touchscreen tuned to siriusxm channel 34 "Lithium" which is currently playing the Smashing Pumpkins'  1995 smash hit "Bullet with Butt"
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Maryland Nyan-san @sphrog.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
I know a fur who thinks he's astute he's always ruining the color of his suits he don't use glue sticks he don't use dyes he knows one weird trick for fursuit lice he uses watersliiiide chlorine watersliiide chlorine
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Maryland Nyan-san @sphrog.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
once there was this fur who didn't want to do basic maintenance on his fursuit so he went to theme parks and he went suited up on the log flume he'd rather chlorinate it than learn to do lauuuundryyyy
HUNDREDS OF BEAVERS
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Maryland Nyan-san @sphrog.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
accidentally went to kings dominion during Pride at the Park
meme from I Think You Should Leave with a romance reality show host telling Tim Robinson "I feel that you're just here for the zipline"
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Maryland Nyan-san @sphrog.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
Happy 10th name day @tapestrybeast.bsky.social !! Nonna was nice enough to sing a tune for the occasion 😽 (🎨 by @grumpyfart.bsky.social, plus my sloppy music syncing; see original animated icon in the replies)
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Maryland Nyan-san @sphrog.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
a diagram of the holy trinity in which God is described as a lamb beaver made of bread
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Maryland Nyan-san @sphrog.bsky.social · 16/06/2026
Wow! This 39 year old furry still grows bonsai the old fashioned way
a photo of a terraced terra cotta pot planted with various small succulents, an african violet, and a tiny bonsai, accented by small smooth river stones and decorative moss. the finishing touch? a bunch of thoughtfully placed tiny plastic animals from the Zuru "Gumi Yum Surprise" line of gas station gachapon
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Maryland Nyan-san @sphrog.bsky.social · 15/05/2026
thanks for the quick response, no rush! the prop is definitely already a child of the hand bone. where would I look to turn off physics settings? I'm not seeing any in the inspector
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Maryland Nyan-san @sphrog.bsky.social · 15/05/2026
judge shopping again, I see
photo portrait of Peter K Rosenthal, head film critic for The Onion, pointing his finger angrily at you, the viewer
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Maryland Nyan-san @sphrog.bsky.social · 07/05/2026
Actual gameplay footage captured on the Nintendo Switch 2 system
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Maryland Nyan-san @sphrog.bsky.social · 05/05/2026
wren and sneaky 🤫
photo of a perfectly ordinary green watering can hanging from a hook in an overgrown gardenphoto of the same watering can but zoomed & brightened to reveal a mama wren peeking out from a nest stuffed inside
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Maryland Nyan-san @sphrog.bsky.social · 01/04/2026
taking a single hesitant sip of my snack size McDerpy & instantly banishing my GI tract to gwima's domain
photo of a mcdonalds drive thru menu at dusk featuring the k-pop demon hunters huntrix menu, which includes a menu item that i swear is called the "derpy mcflurry"
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Maryland Nyan-san @sphrog.bsky.social · 30/03/2026
you ever eat something so good you say "uhhh oh" out loud
photo of a hand other than mine holding a vibrant bag of Irvins brand Fly By Jing Chili Crisp Potato Chips, a snack that now endangers my life
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Maryland Nyan-san @sphrog.bsky.social · 26/03/2026
used to pray for times like these...
a photo of a real prayer candle featuring our lord and savior Falco Lombardi cradling the entire world in His blessed wings (original falco art by nommz)
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Maryland Nyan-san @sphrog.bsky.social · 17/03/2026
😱
an edit of this comic/meme: https://knowyourmeme.com/photos/3229844-would-you-have-listened-to-me-if-i-looked-like-this

Panel 1: labeled "DLSS 5 Off" above, a low-poly lion with huge naturals  says "That's why I decided to render myself in such a simple style."
Panel 2: labeled "DLSS 5 On" above, a photorealistic lion (Mufasa from the Lion King remake) with huge naturals says "Would you have listened to me if I looked like THIS??"
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Maryland Nyan-san @sphrog.bsky.social · 10/03/2026
shout out to bon appetite commenter ELLIOTT for sharing this ancient secret mushroom crisping technique
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Maryland Nyan-san @sphrog.bsky.social · 10/03/2026
😩🤌
photo of a bowl of ravioli with homemade cream sauce topped with even more crispy mushroomsphoto of yoda looking fully crossfaded with the caption "2:12am... going back for more crispy mushroom"
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Maryland Nyan-san @sphrog.bsky.social · 04/03/2026
tried this again tonight with a more robust, creamy pan sauce (a blend of the video's recipe & this www.bonappetit.com/recipe/cream...) and it is no goofing one of the best things i have tasted period
photo of a simmering pan of creamy white wine reduction pan saucephoto of a pan full of crispy sauteed golden brown oyster mushroomsphoto of a bowl of the previous two pictures served over perfect al dente fettuccine 😽👌
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Maryland Nyan-san @sphrog.bsky.social · 03/03/2026
www.tumblr.com/brattylikest... this one's a keeper. intensely savory with a delightful spread of textures from al dente to extra crispy. give it a chance even if you're not usually fond of mushrooms, it'll make you a believer
a mouthwatering photo of a bowl of fettuccine pasta and beyond chik'n in a light wine reduction pan sauce topped with crispy oyster mushrooms, facon, and shredded parm
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Maryland Nyan-san @sphrog.bsky.social · 14/02/2026
don't let this happen to you!!
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Maryland Nyan-san @sphrog.bsky.social · 14/02/2026
this valentine's day, don't forget to wear protection
a photo of a hand holding a small container of "megababe THIGH RESCUE Anti-Friction Stick"
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Maryland Nyan-san @sphrog.bsky.social · 03/02/2026
itadoggymasu
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Maryland Nyan-san @sphrog.bsky.social · 01/02/2026
well, young in spirit
real photo of elon musk wearing a childlike blue and white kigu rolling the world's worst joint at a bay area babyfur party circa 2009 that he was reportedly disinvited from soon thereafter
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Maryland Nyan-san @sphrog.bsky.social · 29/01/2026
A Centaur Playing with His Son
Otto Bache, 1867 
Oil on canvas
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Maryland Nyan-san @sphrog.bsky.social · 29/01/2026
girl it is 20 gat damn degrees outside what are you DOIN
photo of a brown hound in a pink high collared winter coat laying comfortably on hard, compacted snow in a fenced yard, gazing at the viewer with her snout pressed up against the icesame as previous photo except the dog is in a slightly different pose
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Maryland Nyan-san @sphrog.bsky.social · 23/01/2026
You have been visited by the Happy Holidays Hound. Reply "VERY NICE HONEY!!" to spare her the embarrassment of remembering it's almost February
a photo of a brown dog captured mid-yawn as she presents you with her blessed child, a seasonally inappropriate highland coo wearing a santa hat
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Maryland Nyan-san @sphrog.bsky.social · 22/01/2026
do you think a depressed person could build THIS
a more distant view of the same lego set from the previous post in daytime, nestled in a bay window surrounded by a frankly distressing amount of assorted zelda paraphernalia a close-up photo of a lego approximation of the traveling korok from TOTK, tipped back helplessly on its overstuffed backpack (an MOC of my own design, built of mostly leftover parts from the deku tree build, because I was dissatisfied with the ones I could find online. im 39 years old btw)
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Maryland Nyan-san @sphrog.bsky.social · 22/01/2026
I live here now btw ⬇️
photo of a minifig's-eye-view of the zelda deku tree lego set at night, master sword plinth in the foreground, the tree itself looming beyond, all illuminated by an incredibly convoluted LED lighting kit that took longer to install than the whole set took to build
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Maryland Nyan-san @sphrog.bsky.social · 16/01/2026
✨🏳️‍⚧️welcome back bluey ✨🏳️‍⚧️
a photo of a roadside statue of Bluey the dog from Bluey the show made mostly out of painted plywood & dryer vent hose that lives beside the parking lot of a hardware store in southern maryland for some reason. photo credit: @tapesteybeast.bsky.social
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Maryland Nyan-san @sphrog.bsky.social · 09/01/2026
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Maryland Nyan-san @sphrog.bsky.social · 26/12/2025
FOR unto Us A Child Is Boorn
photograph of a traditional nativity scene
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Maryland Nyan-san @sphrog.bsky.social · 25/12/2025
carrying on a proud and storied tradition
photo of a childs birthday card with a t-rex that has been altered with gift tag stickers into a festive holiday scene, reading "ENJOY YOU'RE DINOEL"photo of the interior of the card with similar decoration. the t-rex is trying to eat santa, who is in a plane now. the greeting reads "SENDING YOU GREAT BIG, DINO-SIZED WISHES FOR A MERR CRISMAS! HAVE SNOW"
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Maryland Nyan-san @sphrog.bsky.social · 25/12/2025
when leaving out offerings for yuletide guests, remember to accommodate their unique dietary needs
a photo of an elaborate yule altar with appropriate treats laid out for holiday visitors from above AND below
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Maryland Nyan-san @sphrog.bsky.social · 06/12/2025
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Maryland Nyan-san @sphrog.bsky.social · 05/12/2025
Teor's Armpits of Holding (9th level spellslot, banned from tournament play) #criticalrole #campaign4 (🎨 comm by @rygelspkb.bsky.social sorry im sorry im sorry)
illustrated close-up perspective shot of a bare chested hunk of a lion man lifting his beefy arm toward the viewer. thimble the fairy perches dreamily on his tit, while wicander halovar & tyranny the demon (from critical role campaign 4) are entangled in his armpit hair along with the coins he canonically stores there with the rest of the party's inventory. listen I didn't come up to this shit, take it up with travis willingham. is it thursday yet
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Maryland Nyan-san @sphrog.bsky.social · 09/11/2025
if you ever make it to the finish line & are a glutton for more lyrical literary punishment, give this one a shot
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Maryland Nyan-san @sphrog.bsky.social · 11/10/2025
spongebob REtrans 🙏
photo of a novelty billboard on the side of a hill by a hardware store that used to be decorated to look like spongebob squarepants but is now wearing optimus prime
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Maryland Nyan-san @sphrog.bsky.social · 01/10/2025
ive been replenishing this salsa with fresh tomatoes peppers onions etc for the past 3 days... by now it's little more than a dip of Theseus
photo of some partially fresh pico de gallo
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Maryland Nyan-san @sphrog.bsky.social · 25/09/2025
tfw the guac is extra
photo of a homemade vegetarian "carnitas" taco dinner for two with tortilla chips & fresh guac on the side. also there is a big stinky dog on the floor nearby
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Maryland Nyan-san @sphrog.bsky.social · 08/09/2025
autumn summoning ritual 2k25
photo of an electric range with a pot of colorful halloween bat pasta on one burner and a vast vat of vegetarian chili on the otherphoto of a bowl of chili poured atop colorful halloween bat pasta, topped with sour cream & chives
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Maryland Nyan-san @sphrog.bsky.social · 03/09/2025
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Maryland Nyan-san @sphrog.bsky.social · 31/08/2025
never change, open source software
a screenshot of an installer for FreeFileSync showing the final step in the installation process with the text "Instead of an ad, here's an animal" followed by a photo of a green frog emerging from the water with a butterfly perched on its snoot
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Maryland Nyan-san @sphrog.bsky.social · 26/08/2025
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Maryland Nyan-san @sphrog.bsky.social · 19/08/2025
love that memory
a screenshot of a Windows 11 notification from OneDrive reading "Look back at your memories - August 19" followed by a picture of a dragon hatchling perched on a cliff's edge overlooking a pristine mountain valley at sunrise. this actually happened to me
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