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Sphexish

@sphexish.bsky.social
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Sphexish @sphexish.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Ah yes, scripture... Known mainly for not containing any instructions on how a person should behave whatsoever.
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Sphexish @sphexish.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
"Just say that [fill in blank] was corrupt + leave the rest to me and the R. Congressmen."
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Sphexish @sphexish.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Sounds to me like he doesn't want any US money flowing into other countries because he knows he can't line his own pockets with it once it's there. Unless it was going to Venezuela, obviously.
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Sphexish @sphexish.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
I mean, if members of the Supreme Court can get away with the 'we're just good friends!' excuse whenever a billionaire buys them some lavish gift, why can't the president's son?
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Sphexish @sphexish.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
The Hunger Games: Catching Fire
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Sphexish @sphexish.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
No, but see, they're actually incredible heroes! Their crucial research being the only thing standing between us and the otherwise-inevitable AI-pocalypse! So basically we should give them lots of money and adoration and stop trying to hinder them in any way, or the AI might get us.
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Sphexish @sphexish.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
Make your favorite film sound as boring as possible without giving away the title: Obnoxious weatherman suffers through long and repetitive workday.
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Sphexish @sphexish.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
"Turns out our newest line of robots are strong enough to break down all known doors, especially when working together, and will steal all your shit. So you all need to buy vault doors for your houses. Or maybe buy our robots, so they can protect you against the rogue crime robots we also create."
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Sphexish @sphexish.bsky.social · 27/06/2026
Marshals version: "We were in pursuit of a dangerous criminal when we noticed a large group of potential antifa terrorists menacingly waiting for a large communistic vehicle which they would most likely try to ram us with. Fearing for our lives, we fired defensive shots."
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Sphexish @sphexish.bsky.social · 03/05/2026
Creatures & Creatures II, Turrican, Ghostbusters, Mission Impossible... all on the C64.
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Sphexish @sphexish.bsky.social · 28/03/2026
They do. And it's not like we can act all high-and-mighty: most other countries are dealing with the same kind of idiots voting for the same kind of political figures -- many of whom are looking to the US for ideas as well.
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Sphexish @sphexish.bsky.social · 24/03/2026
Maar verkopen ze nu ook flessen bloemkool dan? www.youtube.com/watch?v=dnzc...
youtube.com
Andre van Duin buurtsuper- flesje bloemkool
YouTube video by chakychabaaz
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Sphexish @sphexish.bsky.social · 22/03/2026
media.tenor.com
a man in a hat is talking to another man with the words " i must apologize for wimp-lo "
Alt: Scene from the movie Kung Pow: Enter the Fist, in which the old martial arts master says to the main character: "I must apologize for Wimp-Lo. He is an idiot. We have purposely trained him wrong, as a joke."
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Sphexish @sphexish.bsky.social · 22/03/2026
Peregrin Took: "The closer we are to danger, the farther we are from harm!"
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Sphexish @sphexish.bsky.social · 22/03/2026
"Fearing for his life, and the lives of his fellow officers, our highly-trained agent fired defensive shots into the cockpit of the illegal alien pilot who was threateningly taxiing towards them, clearly attempting to ram the airport."
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Sphexish @sphexish.bsky.social · 17/03/2026
Snor of geen snor, ik vind het vooral knap dat Lidewij in zoveel verschillende gemeentes meedoet. Dat wordt wel aanpoten straks!
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Sphexish @sphexish.bsky.social · 12/03/2026
My suggestion for what to do with the technology: replace all CEOs with LLMs. Especially in tech companies. No one will notice the difference, and each company will save up to millions of dollars in salary and bonuses.
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Sphexish @sphexish.bsky.social · 09/03/2026
Looks like the giant hamster wheel business is gonna be booming!
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Sphexish @sphexish.bsky.social · 04/03/2026
Hegseth, continued: "We have gone AWOL on this bitch. We are there to kick ass and chew chewing gum, and we are ALL out of fucks to give. Our uber-lethal operators are Oscar Mike to FUBAR-town -- population: us."
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Sphexish @sphexish.bsky.social · 02/03/2026
Sounds like a bald eagle has the chance to so the funniest bird strike in history right now.
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Sphexish @sphexish.bsky.social · 02/03/2026
"Our bath-emptying was so succesful we threw out the baby as well."
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Sphexish @sphexish.bsky.social · 28/02/2026
(Not necessarily in that order)
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Sphexish @sphexish.bsky.social · 26/02/2026
"De prinses verwacht niet dat de suggestie om dan maar brioche te eten kwaad bloed zal zetten bij haar onderdanen, tegen de achtergrond van de grote tekorten aan brood van de afgelopen periode."
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Sphexish @sphexish.bsky.social · 26/02/2026
"President Trump just doesn't understand why President Zelenskyy can't just sell out his country to Russia, like he has."
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Sphexish @sphexish.bsky.social · 21/02/2026
He needs those tariffs to pay off the debts created by his previous tariffs.
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Sphexish @sphexish.bsky.social · 16/02/2026
Thanks! I once made a simple browser-based slot machine for a giveaway of virtual items in an online game. It basically gave every player 100 free coins per day and tallied up their high score over a week. I'll never forget how HOOKED some people got to the stupid thing. Taught me a thing or two.
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Sphexish @sphexish.bsky.social · 06/02/2026
I imagine they're currently still in the process of trying to bribe him into agreeing not to immediately contradict their hastily-concocted 'staffer' cover-story. "Please Sir, we'll name TWO airports after you, promise!"
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Sphexish @sphexish.bsky.social · 06/02/2026
You'd think he would've learned not to record and post his crimes on social media by now.
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Sphexish @sphexish.bsky.social · 06/02/2026
Shame that this whistleblower is still on the wrong platform.
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Sphexish @sphexish.bsky.social · 05/02/2026
I know he HAS to believe it to maintain his personal cinematic universe, but for fuck's sake: you CANNOT, by definition, win a rigged election! "Too big to rig" is not a thing!
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Sphexish @sphexish.bsky.social · 02/02/2026
Props for the white haze in the background though; that could theoretically at least be tear gas.
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Sphexish @sphexish.bsky.social · 02/02/2026
"Sure, we're going to close all car dealerships except for those selling Lamborghini and Ferrari cars, but we're going to demand that those car dealers become more transparent about the prices of their different models and options so that American car-buyers can be consumers again."
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Sphexish @sphexish.bsky.social · 27/01/2026
It's really amazing how this guy manages to eventually call off all of these terrible crisis he's personally responsible for! The mark of a true leader, that.
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Sphexish @sphexish.bsky.social · 27/01/2026
Whenever I see comments like this from people on the right, I'm reminded of that Lauren Morril quote from 2017. I heard it for the first time during the pandemic days and it has stuck with me ever since: "I don't know how to explain to you why you should care about other people."
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Sphexish @sphexish.bsky.social · 26/01/2026
Yes, even the past appears to be very fluid and fast-moving with this administration.
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Sphexish @sphexish.bsky.social · 26/01/2026
This is like a sexual abuser complaining that a video of him assaulting someone doesn't tell the whole story because it omits the fact that the victim was refusing to date him even though he'd been stalking them for months.
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Sphexish @sphexish.bsky.social · 25/01/2026
"I think that it will all come right, that this cruelty too will end, and that peace and tranquillity will return again." - Anne Frank
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Sphexish @sphexish.bsky.social · 25/01/2026
Wow, they all pivoted from 'we know exactly what happened and the victim was a gun-toting terrorist' to 'nobody is allowed to draw any conclusions until there's been a thorough investigation' really fast, huh?
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Sphexish @sphexish.bsky.social · 25/01/2026
Makes sense that he has their back. He's a huge proponent of continuing to shoot helpless survivors until they are absolutely dead, after all.
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Sphexish @sphexish.bsky.social · 25/01/2026
I love how they all keep ominously repeating that the gun was LOADED, that this person had AMMUNITION with him. Which apparently automatically makes him a mass murderer-to-be. Because obviously none of the other people in the US carrying guns 'for safety' ever bring any bullets to put into them.
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Sphexish @sphexish.bsky.social · 24/01/2026
Guns don't kill people, Gregory. ICE agents do.
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Sphexish @sphexish.bsky.social · 21/01/2026
Seriously. And isn't this the same guy who assured everyone he 'wouldn't even touch the East Wing' before bulldozing it into oblivion overnight?
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Sphexish @sphexish.bsky.social · 20/01/2026
The worst thing for who?
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Sphexish @sphexish.bsky.social · 20/01/2026
"Any like any reasonable negotiator, we're only mentioning our TRUE reason for all the previous threats of annexing Canada & Greenland *now*, after we've managed to royally piss off everyone involved."
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Sphexish @sphexish.bsky.social · 20/01/2026
Well, he's right on one thing. There is indeed no going back.
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Sphexish @sphexish.bsky.social · 20/01/2026
Would be pretty nice of them actually! All three of them, standing close together in enemy territory, waving a big flag around...
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Sphexish @sphexish.bsky.social · 17/01/2026
New ChatGPT prompt suggestion for Senator Schmitt: "Please write an alternate history retelling of the Louisiana Purchase -- except this time the French don't want to sell *and* they have nukes."
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Sphexish @sphexish.bsky.social · 17/01/2026
Very weird indeed... I heard that every drug dealer the US blows up saves a couple thousand American lives, so *pardoning* one is pretty much akin to mass murder, right?
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Sphexish @sphexish.bsky.social · 17/01/2026
They really should. I mean, not much of a point competing in them anyway -- if the US loses anything Donnie'll just declare the whole thing 'RIGGED' and demand the winners hand over all their gold medals and trophies to him personally.
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Sphexish @sphexish.bsky.social · 17/01/2026
"Because obviously we wouldn't do shit if Russia and Chine decided to take over Greenland right NOW."
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