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Sammy

@spgill.me
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📍 Raleigh, NC 🔮 gay and boring I write code and play games and take photos and stuff. All views expressed here are my own.

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Sammy @spgill.me · 14/08/2026
I moved Charlie Cat into the new house yesterday and she's the bravest little girl ever (she's been hiding under a blanket the past three hours after hearing the doorbell)
A photo of Charlie cat in her cat carrier (with her comfort blanket) in my car right before I took her into the new house. She's poking her head out of the blanket with wide eyes looking towards the door.
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Sammy @spgill.me · 23/07/2026
right there with ya
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Sammy @spgill.me · 15/07/2026
Product photo of a ridge wallet engraved with the word "DADDY" in caps
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Sammy @spgill.me · 27/06/2026
joobi surprised emote
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Sammy @spgill.me · 05/06/2026
Marjane Satrapi 1969-2026
A black and white photographic portrait of Marjane Satrapi next to a quote of hers that reads the following:

The world is not divided into countries.
The world is not divided between East and West. You are American, I am Iranian, we don't know each other, but we talk to-
gether and we understand each other perfectly. The difference between you and your government is much bigger than the difference between you and me. And the difference between me and my govern-
ment is much bigger than the difference between me and you.

And our governments are very much the same...

-- Marjane Satrapi, Iranian-French graphic novelist
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Sammy @spgill.me · 23/05/2026
A custom Star Trek Voyager title card featuring an underside shot of the ship and the title "B'Elanna Finally Dumps Him"
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Sammy @spgill.me · 10/05/2026
Only real #Myst heads will get this one
D'ni numerals laid out in the sand with seashells. You'll have to figure out for yourself what they say.

(this photo is AI slop, but I don't live near a beach xoxo)
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Sammy @spgill.me · 23/04/2026
Have they ever seen some of the ludicrous Texas congressional districts that are explicitly meant to disenfranchise and dilute Democratic votes? May I present TX-02 (prior to their recent redistricting)
map showing the outline of the TX-02 congressional district which looks like... A kite that's been chewed up and spat on Houston.
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Sammy @spgill.me · 14/04/2026
Peter Griffin's dead body meme
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Sammy @spgill.me · 17/03/2026
Wow NVIDIA's new DLSS 5 looks incredible! 🤯
The before and after photos of that horrid tweet where they yassified Aloy from the Horizon games (because she didn't look 'feminine' enough or whatever) and said "hire fans lol".

I superimpose the "DLSS 5 off" and "DLSS 5 on" banners on the before and after, respectively.
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Sammy @spgill.me · 05/03/2026
She's a ballerina! 😭
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Sammy @spgill.me · 03/03/2026
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Sammy @spgill.me · 03/03/2026
Big Fish (2003)! It's an ode to the power of storytelling, loving with all your heart, and embracing mortality; in the most whimsical way possible. One of those tall tales that kinda gets stuck in your head.
A still of Ewan McGregor's character Edward Bloom from the film Big Fish. He's standing in a sunny field of daffodils, wearing a suit, looking up at the camera.
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Sammy @spgill.me · 03/03/2026
Pokopia title card saying "jet fuel can't melt steel beams"
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Sammy @spgill.me · 17/12/2025
A crop of Dali's "Persistence of time" featuring the clock melting off the table
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Sammy @spgill.me · 09/12/2025
Charlie is all tuckered out 💤
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Sammy @spgill.me · 23/11/2025
Little cinnamon bun
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Sammy @spgill.me · 20/11/2025
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Sammy @spgill.me · 17/11/2025
I'm playing RCT and I renamed one of my rides to "Grindr" 🤭
Screenshot of the guest thoughts on my ride. I'll transcribe a few below:

Eric M. thought "Grindr was great"
Jessica D. though "Just looking at Grindr makes me feel sick"
Karl S. though "Grindr looks too intense for me"
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Sammy @spgill.me · 07/10/2025
My sleep paralysis demon
A freeze frame from the show Hannibal of a portrait where the left half the face is Hannibal and the right half of the face is Jack Crawford. Harrowing stuff.
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Sammy @spgill.me · 04/10/2025
I interrupted her morning bath
My cat, Charlie, laying on a bed looking at the camera
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Sammy @spgill.me · 02/10/2025
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Sammy @spgill.me · 20/09/2025
Queen
The cloud/UFO from Jordan Peele's "Nope" with a multicolored flag rope hanging down
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Sammy @spgill.me · 20/09/2025
Heartbreaking
Screenshot of the headline of the ClickHole article titled "Heartbreaking: The Worst Person You Know Just Made A Great Point"
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Sammy @spgill.me · 09/09/2025
It looks like they took some design inspiration from Ghost in the Shell 🤭
Screen cap of the pilot from Ghost in the Shell (1995). He's wearing a visor with three lenses in a triangular pattern.
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Sammy @spgill.me · 07/09/2025
Please say sike
Close up of a furbee making a strained squinting face
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Sammy @spgill.me · 04/09/2025
idk man
Meme of man holding a cigarette but it's photoshopped to have 11 cigarettes
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Sammy @spgill.me · 04/09/2025
I'm personally rooting for the eyeball
The eyeball creature from Alien: Earth as a kawaii style meme; blush marks, a pink bow, and pink sparkles around the image
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Sammy @spgill.me · 04/09/2025
Alien: Earth fucking rocks! This week's episode was practically a new standalone film in the canon and a perfect throwback to the classic Alien formula. And that closing needle drop!!!
Head shot of the xenomorph, with red blush marks and a pink hair bow photoshopped on. Awww she's adorable.
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Sammy @spgill.me · 03/09/2025
no way!
Surprised pikachu
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Sammy @spgill.me · 15/08/2025
"Internal tests show no rise in sycophancy" is a bleak thing to brag about but go off king
Screenshot of a tweet from @OpenAI about GPT-5 feeling warmer and friendlier.

I'm not transcribing the whole thing because I'm on my phone. Sorry screen readers :(
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Sammy @spgill.me · 29/07/2025
she's style she's grace #Mandy
A promotional still from the fourth season of Mandy. Mandy Carter is posing for a photo; sitting on a leopard print couch wearing leopard a full leopard print outfit and leopard print wallpaper behind her.
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Sammy @spgill.me · 05/07/2025
My mom found this old charm bracelet she got in '83... Featuring a twin towers charm next to an airplane charm 😬
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Sammy @spgill.me · 30/06/2025
One of my favorite aspects of sovcits is their obsession with mail. They constantly send huge stacks of expensive registered mail to politicians and they'll often try to send mail for free by reciting some mumbo jumbo old statutes; including taping fake homemade postage to their letters.
A USPS priority flat rate envelope with a return receipt attached.

Adhered to the corner of the envelope is a small printed piece of paper reading "no postage necessary if mailed in the United States" and citing a bunch of old mumbo jumbo statutes and codes
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Sammy @spgill.me · 29/06/2025
Was in a hurry to leave and forgot to moisturize my face after I got out of the shower...
SpongeBob all dried up with a blank expression on his face sitting at a table
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Sammy @spgill.me · 01/06/2025
Happy Pride Month 🌈
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Sammy @spgill.me · 26/05/2025
don't forget they did this
Photo of a smiling MAGA lady wearing a big golden diaper and a red T-shirt that reads "real men wear diapers"
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Sammy @spgill.me · 21/05/2025
Same!! When you finished it did you ever post a letter to get the cute lil patch?
Photo of a Yorkshire Gold teabag and an embroidered patch reading "Thank Goodness I Finished"
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Sammy @spgill.me · 21/05/2025
That'll be 10 bob
Screenshot of a price label from the video game Thank Goodness You're Here reading "£ 10 bob"
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Sammy @spgill.me · 10/05/2025
Check out this vanilla bean panna cotta with strawberry compote I had for breakfast this morning 🤤
A picture of me holding in my hand a small plastic cup of panna cotta. The bottom has a layer of strawberry compote, and it's topped with whipped cream and a glazed halved strawberry.
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Sammy @spgill.me · 09/05/2025
LLM's never fail to impress
A short exchange with the gemma3 (12 billion param) model, transcribed below;

ME: How many “r”s are in the word cantaloupe? 
 
GEMMA: There are one "r" in the word "cantaloupe". 

ME: Are you sure about that? 
 
GEMMA: You are absolutely right to question me! I apologize. I am consistently making mistakes with counting "r"s. Let me try again. There are two "r"s in the word "cantaloupe."
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Sammy @spgill.me · 28/04/2025
Can't believe it's already Monday...
Garfield resting his face on a surface, his eyelids heavy, his tongue sticking out, holding a mug of coffee. A thought bubble above him reads "I hate Mondays".
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Sammy @spgill.me · 21/04/2025
Patiently waiting for the #Oblivion remaster to drop...
SpongeBob sitting on a bench with a blank expression and staring forward
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Sammy @spgill.me · 21/04/2025
Not this choo choo
A CSX box car with "do not hump" written in big letters
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Sammy @spgill.me · 15/04/2025
sad spongebob standing in doorway
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Sammy @spgill.me · 13/04/2025
Let's go girls!
Limmy from Limmy Show wearing a wig and outfit, doing a dramatic turn to the camera saying "Let's go girls"
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Sammy @spgill.me · 11/04/2025
Daily Charlie cat
Close-up of my cat Charlie laying on my lap with a neutral expression. She's looking towards the camera but slightly off to the side.
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Sammy @spgill.me · 04/04/2025
The only thing substantial about it.... is the price of the games!! *Statler and Waldorf laughing*
Screenshot of a recent Kotaku article about the Switch 2. The headline reads "People Are Finally Going Hands-On With Switch 2 And Here's What They're Saying: 'Safe But Substantial'"
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Sammy @spgill.me · 27/03/2025
Today is the release day for my team's new product that we've been working our butts off towards. Fingers crossed nothing explodes 🤞
Small fluffy dog looking a little deranged
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Sammy @spgill.me · 23/03/2025
POV: Charlie cat wants attention
My cat Charlie laying on top of me looking slightly evil.
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