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S.P.E.W.E.Y.

@spewey.bsky.social
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Special Person Entering the World, Egg Yolks Projectile vomit specialist Self-saucing Yeah, I've beaten up E.T. I spew on all MAGA

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S.P.E.W.E.Y. @spewey.bsky.social · 20/05/2026
Pulling up the rear
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S.P.E.W.E.Y. @spewey.bsky.social · 20/05/2026
Let's create a $1,780 dollar fund in honor of the year that Benedict Arnold was discovered to be a treasonous scumbag. Every MAGA who stormed the capital must be forced to contribute. Proceeds will go towards reimbursing the officers they injured.
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S.P.E.W.E.Y. @spewey.bsky.social · 18/05/2026
They're too drunk to realize that
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S.P.E.W.E.Y. @spewey.bsky.social · 14/05/2026
😂
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S.P.E.W.E.Y. @spewey.bsky.social · 14/05/2026
Steven Cheung is a China expert. On Chinese food.
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S.P.E.W.E.Y. @spewey.bsky.social · 14/05/2026
Poor Abe has to look over this mess 🤢
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📎 Otto Von Danger @ottovondanger.bsky.social · 04/05/2026
Good Morning Folks...another shitty day in MAGA Hell.
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S.P.E.W.E.Y. @spewey.bsky.social · 04/05/2026
Will Dr. Jesus Trump save him?
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Miaganga @miaganga.bsky.social · 03/05/2026
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S.P.E.W.E.Y. @spewey.bsky.social · 03/05/2026
3 chins heading for 4.
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Ben Collins @bencollins.bsky.social · 02/05/2026
We are live.
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🚨HAPPENING NOW: Tim Heidecker Gives A Major Friday Night Update On The Future Of InfoWars
YouTube video by The Onion
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marc @markskoda.bsky.social · 28/04/2026
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Fight The Right… 👊🏼👊🏽👊🏿 @wtafc.bsky.social · 29/04/2026
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S.P.E.W.E.Y. @spewey.bsky.social · 29/04/2026
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S.P.E.W.E.Y. @spewey.bsky.social · 26/04/2026
So they evacuated Vance before Trump?
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S.P.E.W.E.Y. @spewey.bsky.social · 26/04/2026
If I have to keep hearing Wolf Blitzer say he was taking a leak while it all went down I'm going to scream
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Dana Goldberg @dgcomedy.bsky.social · 22/04/2026
At 33 points, Trump’s approval rating is official lower than his felony count.
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Audrey @parickards.bsky.social · 19/04/2026
This smart dog knows about politics, he literally gives a shit.😆😆
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AnarchoTerran @anarchoterran.bsky.social · 19/04/2026
Donald Trump Miracle Show www.youtube.com/shorts/YuBd7...
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Donald Trump Miracle Show 😂
YouTube video by Vrhunske Price
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S.P.E.W.E.Y. @spewey.bsky.social · 19/04/2026
This has become inevitable 👇
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S.P.E.W.E.Y. @spewey.bsky.social · 18/04/2026
Right!! How could forget!
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jboys3.bsky.social @jboys3.bsky.social · 18/04/2026
Working hard after working hard.
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S.P.E.W.E.Y. @spewey.bsky.social · 18/04/2026
"One Bad Apple!" "One Bad Apple!" "One Bad Apple!"
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S.P.E.W.E.Y. @spewey.bsky.social · 18/04/2026
Trump's (liquor) Cabinet
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S.P.E.W.E.Y. @spewey.bsky.social · 18/04/2026
Geoffrey Holder, versatile actor. I'll always remember him as the "voodoo guy" in Live and Let Die. I could have sworn he did a Starburst commercial but it might just be the Mandela Effect.
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Kurt Andersen @kurtandersen.bsky.social · 18/04/2026
Backward theocratic police state, hilarious instant AI propaganda—the cognitive dissonance is intense. youtu.be/haE2erHRJhU?...
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LEGO What Shall We Do with the Drunken Hegseth? 🍺 🤮
YouTube video by Drew Ponder
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S.P.E.W.E.Y. @spewey.bsky.social · 18/04/2026
Time to strike up the band
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S.P.E.W.E.Y. @spewey.bsky.social · 18/04/2026
Who's the most hung over this morning?
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S.P.E.W.E.Y. @spewey.bsky.social · 18/04/2026
We'll all need to be on psychedelics for the next 2 1/2 years.
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S.P.E.W.E.Y. @spewey.bsky.social · 18/04/2026
Kashyap Patel, Pete Kegsbreath, and Jeanine "Box-O-Wine" Piro walk into a bar. ...wait, no bar necessary. They're probably just drinking at work.
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S.P.E.W.E.Y. @spewey.bsky.social · 17/04/2026
He's still processing "groceries" and "affordability".
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S.P.E.W.E.Y. @spewey.bsky.social · 17/04/2026
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S.P.E.W.E.Y. @spewey.bsky.social · 17/04/2026
Usually he snaps awake when he at least hears his name. Not this time.
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S.P.E.W.E.Y. @spewey.bsky.social · 17/04/2026
"And again I say to you, it is easier for a camel to pass through the eye of a needle, than for the wealthy to enter into the kingdom of heaven.”
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S.P.E.W.E.Y. @spewey.bsky.social · 17/04/2026
Turned ketchup into red wine.
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Allison Gill @muellershewrote.com · 16/04/2026
Don't forget about the time he thought people here on a visa got free Visa credit cards.
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S.P.E.W.E.Y. @spewey.bsky.social · 14/04/2026
Head banging to Sade at the moment
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Adam Keiper @adamkeiper.com · 14/04/2026
"Supposing we hit the body with a tremendous—whether it's ultraviolet or just very powerful light....Supposing you brought the light inside the body, which you can do either through the skin or in some other way....And then I see the disinfectant...by injection inside or almost a cleaning."
The creepy Trump-as-Jesus picture Trump posted to Truth Social on 12 April 2026.
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S.P.E.W.E.Y. @spewey.bsky.social · 14/04/2026
Too early for Halloween? lol
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Massimo (mirror) @rainmaker1973-m.bsky.social · 08/04/2026
Their disabilities didn't stop these dogs from enjoying life. Original post
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TheEnder @theender.bsky.social · 13/04/2026
📫Feel Free to Repost📫 🎞Join For Daily Clips🎞
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S.P.E.W.E.Y. @spewey.bsky.social · 13/04/2026
#Murica #Idiocracy
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S.P.E.W.E.Y. @spewey.bsky.social · 13/04/2026
Typical Republican family
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S.P.E.W.E.Y. @spewey.bsky.social · 13/04/2026
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John Fugelsang @johnfugelsang.bsky.social · 13/04/2026
Every single Guy Fieri picture looks like trans fats attacking Trump’s arteries.
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S.P.E.W.E.Y. @spewey.bsky.social · 12/04/2026
A visit by Vance killed a pope and now Orban's political career. We can only hope that he never leaves Trump's side.
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Allison Gill @muellershewrote.com · 12/04/2026
I think someone is holding something over Melania’s head. I’ll tell you who and what in 45 minutes live on MTN. Here’s a link: youtube.com/live/6BC5AVW...
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LIVE: Melania Accidentally REVEALS Ghislaine BLACKMAIL SCHEME?!
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S.P.E.W.E.Y. @spewey.bsky.social · 12/04/2026
93% of the "frontage". From the same guy who redirected a hurricane with a Sharpie.
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Khashoggi's Ghost @urocklive1.bsky.social · 10/04/2026
I lol'd at this.😆
Told my wife to have dinner ready at 6 or I'll obliterate her entire civilization.

So anyway, she now charges me a fee to use the bathroom that used to be free, and I didn't get any dinner, but I'm pretty sure I won that exchange.
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