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Sperkplerg

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Hooray. What fresh new hell do we get today? M$? Still dogshit.

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Sperkplerg @sperkplerg.bsky.social · 11h
This was done with Kushner weeks ago. Utter bullshit. 12 days of diesel (at best) for double what the Canadians (remember? Our neighbors and friends) charged us for their surplus. These assholes think we're stupid. Thing is, most of us are, indeed, are stupid as a bucket of cat shit. #fuckmaga
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Sperkplerg @sperkplerg.bsky.social · 11h
@sfchronicle.com given your demographic, it's astonishing none of you have reported that your resident pedosadists haven't raped, abused, and destroyed every possible child they can get their claws into. You have a persistent pedosadist problem. Deal with it. If you won't, we'll all see it.
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Sperkplerg @sperkplerg.bsky.social · 12h
Over/under on this clown is 12 days.
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Sperkplerg @sperkplerg.bsky.social · 12h
Weird how the house of Saud can't identify and repel attacks. They can only blindly launch them, most famously on 9/11. Let them fight. End MBS.
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Sperkplerg @sperkplerg.bsky.social · 12h
They have a house on a military base? I want to beat the ever-loving-shit out of 2024 dollar-store Goebbels just a little bit more, now. Cowardly twat.
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Sperkplerg @sperkplerg.bsky.social · 12h
Well, c'mon. I wanna rip pow this year, and couldn't give a fuck less about your investor class. May I be in the white room, and may shareholders go broke, step on a rake, and get *really bad* customer service. I'm happy to pitch in on both fronts.
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Gabriele Svelto @gabrielesvelto.mas.to.ap.brid.gy · 15h
I double-checked this on a couple of Xitter stat sites and it's true. Average views of the main AfD account dropped 90% and average engagement dropped by 60%. This is commercial social media for you: bots, damn bots and Russian bots.
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Sperkplerg @sperkplerg.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Slooooooop.
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Sperkplerg @sperkplerg.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
So are Tim Miller and Sarah Longwell. Let them all answer together.
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Sperkplerg @sperkplerg.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
This isn't "child marriage." This is pure pedosadism. People who gain from hurting children are just that. They're not child rapists, or child abusers. They're pedosadists. Fucking say it in clear language, @nytimes.com
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Sperkplerg @sperkplerg.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Well, I mean, pedosadism is perfectly fine here, as long as you have enough income. Child marriages = pedosadism. Stop dressing this up as anything other than distilled evil by our oligarchs. Burn them *all* down. Now.
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Sperkplerg @sperkplerg.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Bullshit. What's in that seal? What's the adhesive? What's that pod of laziness made from? How long until your shit machines die, and we have to throw them out too? Just make fucking coffee. If you're using Keurig to be more green, you're dumber, and more co-opted than a bag of cat shit.
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Sperkplerg @sperkplerg.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Say it clearly: Palestinian health care intentionally destroyed by the IDF. Fucking ghouls.
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Sperkplerg @sperkplerg.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
You'll be fine. You're stupider than a bucket of catshit, but embarrassingly MAGA. You'll be fine. Fuck you, dipshits.
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Sperkplerg @sperkplerg.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
"Zero percent funding since tRump forced his way in." Fuck yeah. When the institutions get co-opted by the tyrants, burn them. Then burn the tyrant.
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Sperkplerg @sperkplerg.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Oh, hey. I see five strings approved by lazy, uneducated morons. Slop, for fucking sure.
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Sperkplerg @sperkplerg.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Charlie couldn't play his own boner, much less six strings of resonance. I fucking hate this AI slop picture.
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Sperkplerg @sperkplerg.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
The error you make is assuming that the Democratic party would do the slightest fucking thing to reign this autocratic bullshit in. They're done nothing. Vote as if you see that.
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Sperkplerg @sperkplerg.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Man, I hope this project didn't die.
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Check out the catalog of flyers from 1985-1997!
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Fortune @fortune.com · 10/10/2026
“France is effectively handing over large subsidies to older French at the expense of everyone else. Mass national student demonstrations should come as no surprise.” bit.ly/47KFAmR
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'Fantasy economics': Baby boomer vs. Gen Z tensions hit France as pension costs drive debt crisis and education cuts that fuel student protests | Fortune
"Thus the fiscal pressure caused largely by France’s very generous government pension plan has led to cutbacks in other spending, notably on education."
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Sperkplerg @sperkplerg.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Thia is the next iteration of the Cornell rapists, enabled by their checked-out tech-douchebag parents. Find a mesh bag and a river.
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Sperkplerg @sperkplerg.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
No. I think it makes them as divisive, toxic and malformed as the rest of you are in Silly Valley. You're rearing future spree killers, you self-absorbed shitheads.
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Sperkplerg @sperkplerg.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
MAGA hillbilly morons are drooling at "rolling Russian coal" on the rest of us. I have plans for a guillotine, should we care about dealing with our traitors. Bad news, MAGA: We can trace down who received accommodations, and we can bring you to public justice. Evict your golden god, or......
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Sperkplerg @sperkplerg.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Jeezus, Texas. An amoeba has more defensible ethics. You're gonna let this bag of catshit get rich off of you and re-elect his criminal ass? The fuck is wrong with you, Texas? Cowards.
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Sperkplerg @sperkplerg.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
What a shame the military had to suspend recruitment "splash reels." Fuck these "war first" douchebags. They're getting out our very dumbest. Our best is far too smart to be captured by this bullshit. Hey Blue Angels: Go fuck yourselves, you shit salesmen.
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Sperkplerg @sperkplerg.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
And who amongst us won't pay to watch?
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Sperkplerg @sperkplerg.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
this googly-eyed fuck should watch his ass. They're gonna publicly execute him when he returns.
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Sperkplerg @sperkplerg.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
What we all doing? I'm down with Beck. Don't hold on. Drive.
youtu.be
Beck - Dear Life (Lyric Video)
YouTube video by BeckVEVO
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Sperkplerg @sperkplerg.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Anyone know what they're paying this Q-anon shill? That might be illuminating
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Sperkplerg @sperkplerg.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
I watched a woman lose a ham sandwich on the cable route. I still don't quite understand.
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Sperkplerg @sperkplerg.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
It cracks me up that KKKaroline Leavitt landed a gig before they could find anyone willing to succeed her. May they all go down in shame.
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Sperkplerg @sperkplerg.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Wow. When did blade Runner 2099 come out? Was it in the future?
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Sperkplerg @sperkplerg.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Masterful to kick the question right back at Collins every time. Chef's kiss.
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Sperkplerg @sperkplerg.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Isn't that entrapment?
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Sperkplerg @sperkplerg.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Dump M$, and switch to open source software. Ubuntu, LibreOffice, Artcraft, VLC, etc. Stop paying these do-nothings at M$ for broken, faulty, insecure software.
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Sperkplerg @sperkplerg.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
LOL. I bet Satya Nadella is thrilled he got right into line to smooch Trump's ass. I wonder if Copilot suggested he go lather Trump up?
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Sperkplerg @sperkplerg.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Yep. Brake fluid, Mayo, and unset jello. All for obvious reasons.
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Sperkplerg @sperkplerg.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Why are you propping this idiot cadaver up? Fuck this clown.
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Sperkplerg @sperkplerg.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
LOL. Hey michael and skeletor: You know everything you make is total dogshit, right? I literally drive customers away from your busted, unreliable crap. As hard as I can. Fuck you
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Sperkplerg @sperkplerg.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
This is stupid. What is venue capacity, and how many tickets were sold? Easy numbers to get. Report the facts. Stop with the wailing.
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Sperkplerg @sperkplerg.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
In the meantime, spike as many trees as you can in Sequoia/Kings. Earth first.
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Sperkplerg @sperkplerg.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Let's just find every angle on propping up a murderous Israel. "But they have good food!" Fuck off.
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Sperkplerg @sperkplerg.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Swap one republican for another. No difference.
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Sperkplerg @sperkplerg.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Can Donald Trump actually pronounce "pneumonic?"
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Sperkplerg @sperkplerg.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Just be hateful and divisive. That'll get the @wsj.com to high-post you, yo. Nice work.
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Sperkplerg @sperkplerg.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
As an adult, i really want to ask: "The hell were you going for, here?" I wish I were connected enough to ask the question
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Sperkplerg @sperkplerg.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Maximilian scared the crap out of me, and I must have watched this 10 times in the theater. Great movie for a kid who didn't know a darned thing about physics. Funny as an adult.
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Sperkplerg @sperkplerg.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Hooray. Another error-generating machine.
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Sperkplerg @sperkplerg.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Special mention for the Pepe LePew cameo.
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Sperkplerg @sperkplerg.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Sorry, I meant to say “dumb hillbilly sheepfucker dipshit.” My bad.
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