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C. Spencer Beggs

@spencerbeg.gs
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The original large language model. This is not financial advice. It’s not even good advice. I am not an expert on anything. You probably shouldn’t listen to me.

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C. Spencer Beggs @spencerbeg.gs · 07/10/2026
Touché, Amazon.
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C. Spencer Beggs @spencerbeg.gs · 27/09/2026
The only way this makes sense...
A manuiuplated screen shot to make the Washington Post Article "Trump administration considers building baseball park in Grand Teton Nation Part" to appear as if it came from the satirical website The Onion.
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C. Spencer Beggs @spencerbeg.gs · 04/09/2026
Delaware? I am so mad (in Midwestern) mydialect.us/quiz-standar...
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C. Spencer Beggs @spencerbeg.gs · 21/08/2026
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C. Spencer Beggs @spencerbeg.gs · 15/08/2026
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C. Spencer Beggs @spencerbeg.gs · 30/07/2026
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C. Spencer Beggs @spencerbeg.gs · 08/07/2026
Looks like we were both right in our own way.
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C. Spencer Beggs @spencerbeg.gs · 27/06/2026
Star was right meme but saying either interact the names
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C. Spencer Beggs @spencerbeg.gs · 24/06/2026
Oh, snap! @darializaforny.bsky.social might pull it off! Let’s go!
Early vote results showing Darializa Avila Chevalier with a healthy lead over incumbent Adriano Espillat in NY 13.
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C. Spencer Beggs @spencerbeg.gs · 20/06/2026
Ja Rule, still got it.
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C. Spencer Beggs @spencerbeg.gs · 13/05/2026
Pizza No. 2
Another homemade pizza
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C. Spencer Beggs @spencerbeg.gs · 13/05/2026
Pizza No. 1
Homemade pizza
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C. Spencer Beggs @spencerbeg.gs · 10/04/2026
You sure about that, bro?
Chart from the Bureau of Labor Statistics showing the Consumer Price Index demonstrating that price increases are not, indeed, “leveling off”.
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C. Spencer Beggs @spencerbeg.gs · 02/04/2026
Merry Passover, ya filthy animals.
A piece of matzo with the correct amount of chopped liver and minced horseradish.
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C. Spencer Beggs @spencerbeg.gs · 04/03/2026
You’re talking about Justin Sun the philanthropist?
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C. Spencer Beggs @spencerbeg.gs · 14/02/2026
Turn off “Slide to Type” in the keyboard settings. It somehow misaligns the key target areas.
IOS keyboard settings panel
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C. Spencer Beggs @spencerbeg.gs · 13/02/2026
Turn off slide to type. Where should I send my invoice?
IOS keyboard settings panel with slide to type turned off.
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C. Spencer Beggs @spencerbeg.gs · 01/02/2026
South Park “And it’s gone” meme, except it reads: “And he got a pardon”.
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C. Spencer Beggs @spencerbeg.gs · 30/01/2026
Seating chart: With an hour to showtime, the 9:45 p.m. screening of “Melania” has sold 15 out of 124 tickets at AMC Lincoln Square in New York City.
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C. Spencer Beggs @spencerbeg.gs · 25/01/2026
I want to as well but, the truth is they have been telling us quite explicitly for quite some time exactly what they want and what they will tolerate.
Plank No. 1 of Trump’s “Agenda 47” campaign on donaldjgrump.com reads “Seal the border and stop the migrant invasion”; plank No 2. Reads “Carry out the largest deportation operation in American history”Delegates at the Republican National Convention in July 2024 wave placards that read “Mass Deportation Now!”
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C. Spencer Beggs @spencerbeg.gs · 18/01/2026
Camera wonk challenge: Comment on this photo without inserting a gear review. Diffaculty level: Infinity.
Photographer John Abernathy is assaulted by ICE goons in Minneapolis, Minnesota.
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C. Spencer Beggs @spencerbeg.gs · 11/01/2026
One of my friends has a Grokipedia entry and at one point it improperly escapes some Markdown and spills its prompts.
Grok accidentally spills its prompts in an article about Joe Muto.
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C. Spencer Beggs @spencerbeg.gs · 09/01/2026
Is this set correctly?
Language settings in Bluesky iOS app
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C. Spencer Beggs @spencerbeg.gs · 09/01/2026
It think you are writing in French. Check your language settings maybe?
Screenshot of Bluesky app wierdness
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C. Spencer Beggs @spencerbeg.gs · 08/01/2026
TikTok Shop advertising me “height pills”. I am offended that I did not think of this.
TikTok shop advertising “height pills”
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C. Spencer Beggs @spencerbeg.gs · 07/01/2026
No, you didn’t…
A ad for “Tears of the Left” reads: Yes, we did. 100% Bourbon. 0% Safe Space.
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C. Spencer Beggs @spencerbeg.gs · 07/01/2026
Thanks for pointing me to the account. Bluesky, fix your search please.
Bluesky search box does not work.
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C. Spencer Beggs @spencerbeg.gs · 05/12/2025
Image of a sticky note reading: "New Troubleshooting Procedure: 1. It's not DNS. 2. There's not way it's DNS. 3. It was DNS."
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C. Spencer Beggs @spencerbeg.gs · 03/12/2025
Flip it, reverse it and add a few.
Spotify thinks my listening age is 24.
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C. Spencer Beggs @spencerbeg.gs · 27/11/2025
Much better.
A better looking Thanksgiving plate.
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C. Spencer Beggs @spencerbeg.gs · 27/11/2025
Not my most elegant work, but the skin is actually perfect.
A fugly, but tasty roasted Thanksgiving Turkey.
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C. Spencer Beggs @spencerbeg.gs · 26/11/2025
If you want to make the argument that his opponents were uniquely bad, do that, but Mamdani's margin over Cuomo was nearly nine points. If you add Cuomo, Sliwa and Adams together, Mamdani still wins. And the Mandani-Cuomo split was in large parts an internecine struggle (that's what elections are).
A graphic showing Zohran Mamdani's NYC results as mayor.
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C. Spencer Beggs @spencerbeg.gs · 21/11/2025
@zohrankmamdani.bsky.social is already delivering on his campaign promises.
A poster on the door of a Queens schwarma shop touting $8 halal plates, a signature campaign promise of incoming NYC mayor Zohran Mamdani.
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C. Spencer Beggs @spencerbeg.gs · 16/11/2025
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C. Spencer Beggs @spencerbeg.gs · 05/11/2025
I really think his law firm, Millbank, LLP, really should have him at least in their featured lawyers section of the website, though, no?
A screenshot of the "featured lawyers" carousel on the Millbank, LLP, website that is conspicuously missing a photo of Neal Katyal on the day that he argued the tarrifs case before the Supreme Court of the United States.
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C. Spencer Beggs @spencerbeg.gs · 05/11/2025
My gambit worked! Vote Mamdani or else.
The author dressed for Halloween as Michael Meyers with a Mamdani campaign button.
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C. Spencer Beggs @spencerbeg.gs · 24/10/2025
Two frogs in a pot. An older frog is admonishing a younger frog: “This is fine. Stop being dramatic.”
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C. Spencer Beggs @spencerbeg.gs · 13/10/2025
A photo of the historic moment.
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C. Spencer Beggs @spencerbeg.gs · 11/10/2025
For comparison, this is in slot 19.
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C. Spencer Beggs @spencerbeg.gs · 10/09/2025
Article detailing Charlie Kirk’s anti-gun control stance where he says some deaths are unfortunately the cost.
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C. Spencer Beggs @spencerbeg.gs · 21/08/2025
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C. Spencer Beggs @spencerbeg.gs · 18/08/2025
President Barack Obama wearing a tan suit at a White House press conference in 2014, an event that caused conservative media lickspittles to clutch their pearls for weeks on end. They are still mad about it.
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C. Spencer Beggs @spencerbeg.gs · 05/08/2025
Should have pitched…
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C. Spencer Beggs @spencerbeg.gs · 21/07/2025
Amazing Park hang time today. New York City, I love you.
The sunset as seen from Central Park.
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C. Spencer Beggs @spencerbeg.gs · 25/06/2025
Famous Paul Krugman quotation from 1998: “The growth of the Internet will slow drastically, as the flaw in ‘Metcalfe’s law' becomes apparent: most people have nothing to say to each other! By 2005, it will become clear that the Internet’s impact on the economy has been no greater than the fax machine’s”
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C. Spencer Beggs @spencerbeg.gs · 25/06/2025
In other news, my niece made her stage debut as Chip the Cup in the new Broadway tour of “Beauty and the Beast.” It was amazing. Buy tickets while you still can.
An actress playing Chip the Cup in the new Broadway tour of “Beauty and the Beast” poses on the red carpet.
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C. Spencer Beggs @spencerbeg.gs · 22/06/2025
I feel like this should have been a Wordle in one today.
Wordle starting with the word CRAZY
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C. Spencer Beggs @spencerbeg.gs · 21/06/2025
Free disco dance party at Lincoln Center last night.
People attending a free disco dance party at Lincoln Center in New York City.
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C. Spencer Beggs @spencerbeg.gs · 20/06/2025
A Labubu with a vape.
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C. Spencer Beggs @spencerbeg.gs · 18/06/2025
Listen, I am definitly team #DoNotRankCuomo, but after looking at my sample ballot, I seriously considering throwing Paperboy Love Prince into the five slot, because that is, indeed, a dope-ass name.
A sample 2025 NYC Democratic primary ballot showing the unusual candidate name “Paperboy Love Price.”
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