speedphantom @speedphantom2000.bsky.social · 12/03/2026media.tenor.coma man wearing headphones eating a big macALT: a man wearing headphones eating a big mac 000
speedphantom @speedphantom2000.bsky.social · 26/12/2025they're corny so much that i feel like im in reddit 100
speedphantom @speedphantom2000.bsky.social · 26/12/2025im not even defending ai, im just telling you to stop acting like a damn redditor 000
speedphantom @speedphantom2000.bsky.social · 25/12/2025people like you are the reason why ur getting replaced by ai 200
speedphantom @speedphantom2000.bsky.social · 25/12/2025i don't think thats a little difference, you litteraly saw a #breakthepencil ragebait and still fall for i 100
speedphantom @speedphantom2000.bsky.social · 25/12/2025media.tenor.coma cartoon of squidward from spongebob squarepants dancing in a room with balloonsALT: a cartoon of squidward from spongebob squarepants dancing in a room with balloons 020
speedphantom @speedphantom2000.bsky.social · 20/11/2025you would call weebs in conventions trans people because they has a dress 000
speedphantom @speedphantom2000.bsky.social · 26/09/2025hey moldy i remember that i meet you in a vc in bill jensen old server out of all places you could go 010
speedphantom @speedphantom2000.bsky.social · 13/04/2025hello person who drew the who made playtime cry art 000
speedphantom @speedphantom2000.bsky.social · 09/01/2025well. here goes my twitter account getting suspended for posting this shit. fuck you elon 200
speedphantom @speedphantom2000.bsky.social · 24/12/2024@cmcccartoons.bsky.social why did you deactiveate your 11 year old twitter account 000
speedphantom @speedphantom2000.bsky.social · 24/11/2024Warn all your friends, send this to everybody Tell everyone you know, tell everybody now What are you waiting for' Just hurry up and forward this to every single person that you know! Hit send right now! 000
speedphantom @speedphantom2000.bsky.social · 24/11/2024Delete immediately before someone gets hurt! Forward this message on to everybody Delete immediately before someone gets hurt! Forward this message on to everybody Delete immediately before someone gets hurt! Forward this message on to everybody Warn all your friends, send this to everybody 100
speedphantom @speedphantom2000.bsky.social · 24/11/2024 you may have worn any time you were online! 100
speedphantom @speedphantom2000.bsky.social · 24/11/2024If you get infected, you'll wish you had never been born So before it emails your grandmother all of your porn Turn off your computer and make sure it powers down Drop it in a forty-three-foot hole in the ground Bury it completely, rocks and boulders should be fine Then burn all the clothes 100
speedphantom @speedphantom2000.bsky.social · 24/11/2024Delete immediately before someone gets hurt! Forward this message on to everybody Delete immediately before someone gets hurt! Forward this message on to everybody Warn all your friends, send this to everybody Tell everyone you know, tell everybody now 100
speedphantom @speedphantom2000.bsky.social · 24/11/2024Buy you a warehouse full of pink leotards (Look out!) Then cause a major rift in time and space And leave a bunch of Twinkie wrappers all over the place That's right it's a 100
speedphantom @speedphantom2000.bsky.social · 24/11/2024It's gonna melt your face right off your skull (Look out!) And make your iPod only play Jethro Tull (Look out!) And tell you knock-knock jokes while you're trying to sleep (Look out!) And make you physically attracted to sheep (Look out!) Steal your identity and your credit cards (Look out!) 110
speedphantom @speedphantom2000.bsky.social · 24/11/2024Decide to give you a permanent wedgie, Legally change your name to Reggie, Even mess up the pH balance in your pool 100
speedphantom @speedphantom2000.bsky.social · 24/11/2024And invest your cash in stock in Euro Disney Then, it will tie up your phone, making crank long-distance calls It'll set your clocks back an hour and start clogging the shower So just trash it now, or else it will 100
speedphantom @speedphantom2000.bsky.social · 24/11/2024And the hard drive of anyone related to you Virus alert! Delete immediately before someone gets hurt! Forward this message on to everybody Soon, very soon, it will make all the paint peel off your walls It'll make your keyboard all sticky Give your poodle a hickey 100
speedphantom @speedphantom2000.bsky.social · 24/11/2024Or else it will Translate your documents into Swahili Make your TV record "Gigli" Neuter your pets, and give you laundry static cling (Look out!) It's gonna make your computer screen freeze (Look out!) Erase the Easter eggs off your DVDs (Look out!) Erase your hard drive and your backups too 110
speedphantom @speedphantom2000.bsky.social · 24/11/2024Hey, everyone, listen up, your attention if you please Really wanna give you a warning 'Cause I found out this morning About a dangerous, insidious computer virus If you should get an email with the subject, 'stinky cheese' Better not go taking your chances Under no circumstances, should you open it 100
speedphantom @speedphantom2000.bsky.social · 17/11/2024i just blocked @endwokeness.bsky.social yay 000
