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speedloafer.bsky.social @speedloafer.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
of multi-millionaires pretending that Twitter isn't a fascist hellhole just to keep their vanity projects going? No.
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speedloafer.bsky.social @speedloafer.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Martin is a regular poster on that fascist nonce site and hasn't once called out Elon or the site for any of the abhorrent things they do to the UK. That site causes more harm to the British public that anything this multi-millionaire pretends to care about. He loves himself a lot too much.
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speedloafer.bsky.social @speedloafer.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
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Ziekenhuisbal Steward
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speedloafer.bsky.social @speedloafer.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
RT to salute. Like to pay respects.
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speedloafer.bsky.social @speedloafer.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Tidy it up around the sides and a Swiss roll on top please.
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speedloafer.bsky.social @speedloafer.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
I cant be bought says the man with the "For sale" sign hanging around his neck.
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speedloafer.bsky.social @speedloafer.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
How about No.
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speedloafer.bsky.social @speedloafer.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
Oh that's low.
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speedloafer.bsky.social @speedloafer.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
The Planet of America.
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speedloafer.bsky.social @speedloafer.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
I wish I had some of that worthless art, the one that sells for £18 million at auction ideally.
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speedloafer.bsky.social @speedloafer.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
He should run for FIFA president if he doesn't get the Clacton gig.
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speedloafer.bsky.social @speedloafer.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
Nothing in East, yet.
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Lucky Bastard Beavis
ALT: Lucky Bastard Beavis
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speedloafer.bsky.social @speedloafer.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
Somebody once lit the Olympic flame with a flaming arrow, it could be that.
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speedloafer.bsky.social @speedloafer.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
You mean the war that's not even a war, that they have won several times already and signed a peace treaty, that war?
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speedloafer.bsky.social @speedloafer.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
The right way, the wrong way and the AI way. The AI way is the wrong way but faster.
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speedloafer.bsky.social @speedloafer.bsky.social · 25/07/2026
No idea but I do see Gerry Adams and David Bowie in the background.
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speedloafer.bsky.social @speedloafer.bsky.social · 20/07/2026
"Cautions" is that a warning from other parents?
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Northern & proud 👊 @gazlancs.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
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speedloafer.bsky.social @speedloafer.bsky.social · 18/07/2026
I'm the same. Toast grated OVER my pot noodle, I call it "the combo".
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speedloafer.bsky.social @speedloafer.bsky.social · 16/07/2026
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Chris Morris Declares War on The Day Today
ALT: Chris Morris Declares War on The Day Today
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speedloafer.bsky.social @speedloafer.bsky.social · 14/07/2026
"It is not yet clear whether the fireworks caused the blaze, although police said they had received a report of the pyrotechnics." This appeared online the day before she was arrested. www.reddit.com/r/manchester...
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From the manchester community on Reddit: Total moronic behaviour, little mystery why I have been breathing in smoke.
Explore this post and more from the manchester community
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speedloafer.bsky.social @speedloafer.bsky.social · 08/07/2026
"Big in the Islamic republic of Japan" does not the same ring to do it.
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speedloafer.bsky.social @speedloafer.bsky.social · 08/07/2026
Ali G is a white guy who thinks he is black. That was the joke.
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speedloafer.bsky.social @speedloafer.bsky.social · 08/07/2026
Does he wear the bin during the podcast or is he like @blindboyboatclub.bsky.social and has a realistic looking bin made from fabric?
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speedloafer.bsky.social @speedloafer.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
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Ouija Board Spells Bye Felicia
ALT: Ouija Board Spells Bye Felicia
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speedloafer.bsky.social @speedloafer.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
He has to be the worst regular penalty taker in professional football.
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speedloafer.bsky.social @speedloafer.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
and boxing.
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speedloafer.bsky.social @speedloafer.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
Attention UK criminals. You can get more lenient sentences by simply having your employer take over the entire case against you. That's investigation, trial (both defence and prosecution) and even punishment.
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speedloafer.bsky.social @speedloafer.bsky.social · 05/07/2026
Knock-off Nigel
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speedloafer.bsky.social @speedloafer.bsky.social · 27/06/2026
The BBC clearly have a right wing problem.
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speedloafer.bsky.social @speedloafer.bsky.social · 26/06/2026
not for a ghoul
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speedloafer.bsky.social @speedloafer.bsky.social · 26/06/2026
The only important thing is Digwa had 2 knives on him in public. That is why Henry is dead. The Digwa family lied to police too when they arrived on the scene and that is why Henry was treated so terribly in his final moments. A family of scumbags.
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speedloafer.bsky.social @speedloafer.bsky.social · 25/06/2026
I bet that is Ann Tifa herself.
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speedloafer.bsky.social @speedloafer.bsky.social · 24/06/2026
Henry himself didnt know he was stabbed in the chest, when the officer asks where he is stabbed he says "face". The only people who did know he was stabbed excused his visible injuries with lies and denied he had been stabbed at all.
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speedloafer.bsky.social @speedloafer.bsky.social · 19/06/2026
Jesus: "but I came from Heaven" Reform Voter: "Benidorm, he's sailed here from Benidorm?"
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speedloafer.bsky.social @speedloafer.bsky.social · 19/06/2026
Jesus would be told to go back to where he came from if he showed up around Reform voters.
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speedloafer.bsky.social @speedloafer.bsky.social · 10/06/2026
I just saw that yesterday, you can bet people he will insult too.
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speedloafer.bsky.social @speedloafer.bsky.social · 09/06/2026
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Cameron Diaz in There's Something About Mary
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speedloafer.bsky.social @speedloafer.bsky.social · 03/06/2026
The male officer checked Henry's waist, lifted his shirt and saw no blood. At the same time somebody off camera says "he hasn't been stabbed". The female officer asks Henry where have you been stabbed and Henry says "Face". What now?
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speedloafer.bsky.social @speedloafer.bsky.social · 03/06/2026
"The doctor who mends broken brains" that has to be a line from The Day Today.
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speedloafer.bsky.social @speedloafer.bsky.social · 03/06/2026
Several adults were there before the Police arrived who knew Henry was stabbed never called an ambulance or told the Police he had been stabbed. That's who the focus should be on.
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speedloafer.bsky.social @speedloafer.bsky.social · 03/06/2026
They were no obvious signs of a stabbing and his injuries were explained away by 2 people before the Police got to him. Why did none of the adults who were standing around call an ambulance? Why did none of the adults say "actually he has been stabbed" instead of saying he fell off a wall.
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speedloafer.bsky.social @speedloafer.bsky.social · 03/06/2026
There was a coverup happening from the 999 call and at the scene, the Police are always going to believe 10 sober people over 1 person who they believe is a drunk aggressor.
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speedloafer.bsky.social @speedloafer.bsky.social · 03/06/2026
Police were lied to on the 999 call and lied to at the scene. Henry (who they believed to a drunk) had his injuries explained away by 2 people (fell off wall) before Police even got to him. None of the adults that actually knew Henry was stabbed said anything to the Police or called an ambulance
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speedloafer.bsky.social @speedloafer.bsky.social · 03/06/2026
He was sacked from the BBC for being racist to and assaulting his Irish Top Gear producer because there was no food available in the Hotel they were staying in. I don't remember that happening to the Kardashians.
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speedloafer.bsky.social @speedloafer.bsky.social · 02/06/2026
Turtles cosplayers or shit fiddlers its one or the other.
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speedloafer.bsky.social @speedloafer.bsky.social · 01/06/2026
Actual men have been walking into women's toilets to abuse women since toilets were invented. It still happens today. Is there anything in the new EHRC ruling to prevent this from happening? Of course not because its not about protecting women.
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speedloafer.bsky.social @speedloafer.bsky.social · 30/05/2026
don't forget the hoodie with the big P for Pep, he better bring that.
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speedloafer.bsky.social @speedloafer.bsky.social · 30/05/2026
Any truth to the rumour that Pep is getting it? I mean to be fair I started the rumour but is there any truth to it?
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speedloafer.bsky.social @speedloafer.bsky.social · 28/05/2026
Its social media, we see it everyday. Stick to the wrestling Sting.
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