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Ethan Gouldini

@spectralhouse.bsky.social
222 followers 486 following 992 posts

Artist and writer Art director, lead concept for Stillfleet Studio science enthusiast, terrible escape artist Peace, Solidarity & N95s

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Ethan Gouldini @spectralhouse.bsky.social · 22h
Final Fantasy-ass childhood nightmare fuel happy Halloween from Return to Oz trauma rewatch town
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Ethan Gouldini @spectralhouse.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
:throwing a Molotov McFlurry: The political foundations of heterosexual identity have collapsed into rubble rubble rubble rubble”
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Ethan Gouldini @spectralhouse.bsky.social · 15/10/2026
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Ethan Gouldini @spectralhouse.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
Save your wrist! Classic!
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Ethan Gouldini @spectralhouse.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
These people claim they’re manufacturing the technogod but they’re bashing together the nonliving virtual equivalent of shapeshifters and devils
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Ethan Gouldini @spectralhouse.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
Gosh howdy that’s a heapin’ helping of flavorade sprinkled over “shut up and eat the dogfood”
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Ethan Gouldini @spectralhouse.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
You gig-hopping fiends! Tonight it's a mashup mashup: The Sometimes Kingdom RPG X ROAD WARRIORS become The SOMEtimes Road Warriors. Follow a group of dirtbag comedians making it or breaking it at the gig of the 20th century (1978 to be precise), the COURT OF THE FAE only on Twitch.tv/stillfleet
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Ethan Gouldini @spectralhouse.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
I hope people are ready for ftl with the coolest weapon of all, resource and transport logistics
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Ethan Gouldini @spectralhouse.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
:throwing a Molotov McFlurry: The political foundations of heterosexual identity have collapsed into rubble rubble rubble rubble”
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kitsuneart 🦊🔜 MCM London F-22 @kitsuneart.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
Manga page from the way of the house husband, written and illustrated by Kousuke Oono, where Masa (an underling of the main character former gang) says “I’ve never used chat got in my life” and his aura is so powerful it burst out of him and push away all the other members of the gang.

(Original text says “I’ve never smoked a cigarette in my life”)
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Haradoshin! 🐛 @haradoshin.bsky.social · 27/07/2026
Pro tip: you don’t have to comm artists to boost and support them. People claim they can’t support artists and creators because they are financially strapped, but they can still boost posts, comment, like, and in general just be supportive! It’s completely free outside of an internet connection ;)
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Ethan Gouldini @spectralhouse.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
Hardcoded biological essentialism…with qualifiers!
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Ethan Gouldini @spectralhouse.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
:clanking little metal security bars woosh away in the foreground as I get out my infinity gauntlet for top tier manga and anime gems to finally finish Urosawa’s Monster and i also for some reason sound like either hiroshi naka or Josh Brolin: Fine, I’ll do it myself
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Graphic Policy @graphicpolicy.com · 11/10/2026
X-Men ‘97: Season 2 part 2 with Ethan Gould . We discuss the later half of this season of the Disney+ animated series! #xmen97 @levin.bsky.social @spectralhouse.bsky.social graphicpolicy.com/2026/10/11/x-men-…
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X-Men ‘97: Season 2 part 2 with Ethan Gould
We discuss the later half of this season of the Disney+ animated series, featuring: messy Southern Gothic, flying buttresses calling X-Factor “race traitors”, The World's Most Powerful Speak-And-Spell and of course, dinosaurs and 90s aesthetics.
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Elana Levin @levin.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
"The World's Most Powerful Speak-And-Spell!" -- @spectralhouse.bsky.social. I think you all will find our new X-Men '97 podcast episode worth the wait.
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Ethan Gouldini @spectralhouse.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Hannah Höch's Weinerville
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Ethan Gouldini @spectralhouse.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Delsym and store brand version of it are great for it
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Ethan Gouldini @spectralhouse.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
I feel like at the level of a franchise we get to pick and choose. That’s why The Warriors Three are still alive in the MCU, umbrella academy had two wonderful seasons and Alien’s Jockey is an unsolvable cosmic mystery to this very day.
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Ethan Gouldini @spectralhouse.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Everyone’s making this out to be like the Czech storybook in Monster I might have to go pick this up from the library
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Ethan Gouldini @spectralhouse.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
My raptor has a firstname, it’s m-e-t-a-phor, my raptor has a second name it’s GCTCGTTACTGGCTCA-
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Ethan Gouldini @spectralhouse.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
The Turtle Blimp had a detachable steering saddle underneath its un-reinforced balloon. I’m not being nitpicky by the way I’m genuinely interested in the intersection of commercial 90’s cartoon toy adaptations and pre-21st century aeronautic technology
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Ethan Gouldini @spectralhouse.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Un-flays is like the Simpsons’s reverse-jumping out the window
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Ethan Gouldini @spectralhouse.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Magnets are made of HIM
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Ethan Gouldini @spectralhouse.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
:Pinhead, suturing victim’s torso back together: I really can’t say how sorry we all are about this mixup. :H John Benjamin as Hell’s counsel: Do NOT use the word sorry it is a potential admission of guilt, Pinhead
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Ethan Gouldini @spectralhouse.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
The dweeb in me does greatly appreciate that the writers room arrived with a builder’s list of plot discrepancies and tv science they were clearly aching to resolve and by god, they shoved that lore mortar into every conversational crack
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Ethan Gouldini @spectralhouse.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
I just earnestly typed in “xXx release date” into God’s own internet to settle whether we saw it at the dollar theater or in theater theaters twenty years ago and that’s, that’s basically a network sitcom joke isn’t it
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Ethan Gouldini @spectralhouse.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
There’s a fishmonger near us now and it’s obnoxious how much more flavorful cooking shrimp 🦐🍤 from scratch is. Like seriously, what is this, THE SEA?
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Keezy Young🌼 @keezyyoung.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
I'm the James Dean of going to bed
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Ethan Gouldini @spectralhouse.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Donatello in Barry Gordon voice: “please, the Turtle Blimp is a marketing name Raphael came up with, it’s a dirigible at best.”
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Ethan Gouldini @spectralhouse.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
For anyone who didn’t obsessively track this down twenty five years ago this concerto rules
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Ethan Gouldini @spectralhouse.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
The truth is to deliciously horrifying to comprehend: gouldini.itch.io/spaghetti-we...
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Spaghetti Werehouse by gouldini
Harrow the grotesque living family-style eatery and save the world!
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Ethan Gouldini @spectralhouse.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Oh wait wait I have something for this: gouldini.itch.io/spaghetti-we...
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Spaghetti Werehouse by gouldini
Harrow the grotesque living family-style eatery and save the world!
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Ethan Gouldini @spectralhouse.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
So good
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Ethan Gouldini @spectralhouse.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Free your mind
A hamburger plushie smoking wearing a witches hat
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Ethan Gouldini @spectralhouse.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
“Da’vheed-2? Painter? Explorer? Scholastic utopian robonaut? Never heard of em.”
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Ethan Gouldini @spectralhouse.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
How old am I? I remember our local grocer account old
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Ethan Gouldini @spectralhouse.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Ok I’m just getting back after a week out sick…apparently Metroid is popular now? Did I slip timelines? That’s highly unlikely.
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Ethan Gouldini @spectralhouse.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Way ahead of you incidentally can I have sixty million dollars plz
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Ethan Gouldini @spectralhouse.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Left
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Ethan Gouldini @spectralhouse.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Look Who’s Talking Tu Quoque
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Ethan Gouldini @spectralhouse.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Gentlemen, it’s been a treat, I say, laughing haughtily with my bow and arrow nocked. I’ve been saving this one just for you…as I let loose my trick arrow, the Kill Everyone With a Single Arrow arrow
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Ethan Gouldini @spectralhouse.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Skeksis: low-key kinda hot or is that, is that just me
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MARCY BONES! 🎃 @marcybones64.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
what if there was a You
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Ethan Gouldini @spectralhouse.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Recongle
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Ethan Gouldini @spectralhouse.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
“But Pagliacci,” the doctor wailed. “The clown is patient!!”
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Ethan Gouldini @spectralhouse.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
The AI:
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Ethan Gouldini @spectralhouse.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Fuck This Particular Sapient Bipedal Species In Particular (us) is always a good road. I like the idea of elves and other species encountering vampires and asking to humans they know like “the fuck do these guys hate you so much?? All you do is sit around inventing ways to make your lives harder.“
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Ethan Gouldini @spectralhouse.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
20 y/o me?? Why would I care about that hot idiot’s garbage opinions??
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Ethan Gouldini @spectralhouse.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Ok guys I mostly listen to Gamelan and the same Alon Parsons Project album on continuous repeat who is Ed Sheeran
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Ethan Gouldini @spectralhouse.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
With a sample size of n=infinite bullshit
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