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Special Agent Donut

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Special Agent Donut @specialagentdonut.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
I like AVGN but I absolutely cannot stand that theme song.
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Special Agent Donut @specialagentdonut.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
Why do the aliens Kang and Kodos (and the rest) need to continue to wear their space helmets while on their own spaceship? Boy, I really hope somebody got fired for that blunder.
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Special Agent Donut @specialagentdonut.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
can we stop asking viewers to "hit that like button, comment, subscribe" and all that stupid bullshit? It's so off putting. I can't imagine sitting there in editing with a straight face and adding that stupid little animation of the mouse clicking each little icon with the stupid sound effects.
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Special Agent Donut @specialagentdonut.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Hate that everyone says "welcome in" instead of simply saying "welcome". It's one of those mindless things that everyone emulates without thinking. Just like when they all say "I know, right?" without thinking about why they say it like that.
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Special Agent Donut @specialagentdonut.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Don't know why but I find it super annoying whenever someone has a vtuber type avatar of themself in a video and it bounces every time it changes position.
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Special Agent Donut @specialagentdonut.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
As you wade through the internet swamps, you'll soon discover you're either an Elaine Benes or a Jake Jarmel. Not everything needs exclamation points. Yet there are many who use them quite haphazardly.
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Special Agent Donut @specialagentdonut.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
If somehow some way, the heavens opened up and gave us an LJN game collection, that would be the greatest thing ever.
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Special Agent Donut @specialagentdonut.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Using garlic salt.
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The Big Lebowski: Walter & The Dude - Coen Brothers
ALT: The Big Lebowski: Walter & The Dude - Coen Brothers
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Special Agent Donut @specialagentdonut.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
If you took Laurel and Hardy and had them do a Freaky Friday scenario where they switched brains/bodies, you'd get Farley and Spade.
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Special Agent Donut @specialagentdonut.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Hate that shit where people don't want to be on camera, so they just keep waving their hands in front of the camera. No, either get on camera, or just narrate. You waving your hands while the rest of you is off camera just looks dumb as hell.
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Special Agent Donut @specialagentdonut.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Just finished Dragon Quest 7 Reimagined only to find out that two of the trophies didn't pop when they were supposed to and there's no way to make the game to recheck. The only option is to replay the game and the two that I need are VERY late in the game. Fuck that. Why can't things ever just work?
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Special Agent Donut @specialagentdonut.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
So Dragon Quest 7 Reimagined is supposed to be streamlined from the original. Really? I would have hated to play the original, because while I enjoyed the gameplay of Reimagined, that story went on FOR-EV-ER! Doesn't help that almost everyone you talk to gives you the runaround and wastes your time.
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Tim Robinson: You Sure About That? (ITYSL)
ALT: Tim Robinson: You Sure About That? (ITYSL)
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Special Agent Donut @specialagentdonut.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
I LOVE Takis but HATE when I get a bag where they seem to have forgotten to actually add the spice. Seriously, sometimes you open a bag and there’s so little powder I would’ve been better off eating a pack of saltines. I love getting a bag with so much powder you can’t even see the chip underneath.
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Special Agent Donut @specialagentdonut.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
But no, let’s just waste a ridiculous amount of time and risk not rescuing them by instead getting into a long drawn out brawl and trying to keep one of the 100 guys from touching the controls. This idiocy permeates all throughout the game and series.
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Special Agent Donut @specialagentdonut.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
He could have webbed the controls, or broke them. He could have moved the chute so it could no longer fill the hole. He could have pulled the dons out of the hole. He could have webbed the truck to prevent it from putting out more cement AT THE START of the fight, not the end.
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Special Agent Donut @specialagentdonut.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Insomniac’s Peter Parker has got to be the dumbest character I’ve ever seen. Like literally unintelligent. All for the sake of making the game harder. Like the Hammerhead part with the dons and the cement. He handled that in the dumbest way possible.
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Special Agent Donut @specialagentdonut.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
I can’t stand when game developers seem to make it their life’s mission to take all the fun out of getting trophies/achievements. Like “you must beat it on this most hair ripping super unfair difficulty under 2 hrs” or “beat this horde of 100 enemies without taking a single hit”. How about fuck no?
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Special Agent Donut @specialagentdonut.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Winston getting left out of Ghostbusters material made sense for like 30 minutes in 1984. After that, he should have been included in every single thing along with the others from then on into infinity. Leaving him out is like leaving out one of the ninja turtles. He's integral.
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Special Agent Donut @specialagentdonut.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Kirby games are so fucking boring.
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Special Agent Donut @specialagentdonut.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Basically every. Nintendo direct. Every. Damn. Time.
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Special Agent Donut @specialagentdonut.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Nintendo LOVES to announce that more details will be revealed in the future, instead of just revealing them now, or waiting until they’re ready to reveal everything.
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Special Agent Donut @specialagentdonut.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
How it feels trudging through the internet these days. Learn a new vocabulary word FFS.
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Special Agent Donut @specialagentdonut.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
So in the remake of Ocarina of Time we’re going to still be subjected to Navi saying “Listen!” all the time?
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The Office: Michael Scott's Iconic 'No, God, No!'
ALT: The Office: Michael Scott's Iconic 'No, God, No!'
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Special Agent Donut @specialagentdonut.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
They bring up the Zelda movie during a direct specifically about Zelda and celebrating its 40th anniversary. Only show the title and be like “we’ll tell you more at a later time”. NOW is the time! It comes out in April. There’s less than a year to go, you gonna wait until March or something?
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Special Agent Donut @specialagentdonut.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
So tired of hearing how something only mildly emotional "broke" someone. Especially when that thing is fictional.
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Special Agent Donut @specialagentdonut.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
What it feels like when you swat at a fly with all your might and always hit nothing but air.
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Bugs Bunny's Baseball Strikeout
ALT: Bugs Bunny's Baseball Strikeout
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Special Agent Donut @specialagentdonut.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
Seeing a video about something very interesting, assuming it will be a quick interesting bit of entertainment. Then seeing that the runtime is equal in length to a full length motion picture.
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Judge Judy Regrets Laptop Use
ALT: Judge Judy Regrets Laptop Use
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Special Agent Donut @specialagentdonut.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
Does every actor and voice actor have to deliver their lines so breathy all the time? Use your vocal cords, jeez.
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Special Agent Donut @specialagentdonut.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
My idiot cat when he stares at me, and then I finally look at him.
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Michael Cera: Nevermind I Wasn't Staring
ALT: Michael Cera: Nevermind I Wasn't Staring
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Special Agent Donut @specialagentdonut.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
One of my favorite things to do is look at the comment section of any video or post and see how quickly it devolves into an argument. Usually less than 10 comments. You know that old saying "you'd argue with a fencepost if it argued back"? That's the internet.
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Special Agent Donut @specialagentdonut.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
Monster Hunter games are really fun, but their stories are so eye roll inducing. Absolutely nauseatingly saccharine.
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Special Agent Donut @specialagentdonut.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
Wish public speakers gave more thought to the movement of their hands. They get stuck in patterns where they move them back and forth with every other word and it’s really distracting. Or they’ll clasp them together, open them to speak, then clasp them again. Like punctuation. Very distracting.
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Special Agent Donut @specialagentdonut.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
Look at that goofy little smile.
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Special Agent Donut @specialagentdonut.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
90s cartoons really over compensated when it came to trying to make sure their audience didn't have seizures from flashing lights. Whenever there's a segment that flashes, they dim the brightness by like 90%, it looks ridiculous. Thanks Pokemon.
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Special Agent Donut @specialagentdonut.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
Furthermore, if you're going to have a fight where there's just a gang of enemies at once, you have got to either give them better AI or give me better crowd control. And again, step 1 in this direction would be letting me cancel out of animations.
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Special Agent Donut @specialagentdonut.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
One of the more egregious offenses that game developers seem to be incapable of avoiding is having a battle system where you cannot cancel out of your attack animations. If I'm getting hit by enemies because the game will literally not let me dodge out of the way, then that's bad game design.
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Special Agent Donut @specialagentdonut.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
I want to sit down and watch everything that ties into the MCU, including all the Fox movies like the X-Men series and stuff like that. But there's so much to catch up with and watch, I'd need to just sit and do nothing else like in the Time Enough At Last episode of The Twilight Zone.
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Special Agent Donut @specialagentdonut.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
Some of these content creators really need heavier editing and curation. You click on a video to see their reaction and they blab on and on before actually getting to the point of the video. Just clicked on one video it took them over 5 min to get to the point!
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Special Agent Donut @specialagentdonut.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
Can't stand it when people start off what they have to say with "Fun fact" or "story time" or anything similar. So glad most of those that bought into that trend to begin with seem to be fading away.
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Special Agent Donut @specialagentdonut.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
Wish Capcom weren't such cowards and would just agree to a Street Fighter vs Mortal Kombat already. It would be even better if they did like what Tekken X Street Fighter was supposed to be, each studio putting out their own game with their own takes on the characters.
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Special Agent Donut @specialagentdonut.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
One thing about making your own sauces at home, is you often make too much. So then you save it, sure that you're going to use it for something else. But you never do. It just sits there. Then you throw it away.
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Special Agent Donut @specialagentdonut.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
I'm kind of excited for the upcoming release of Stage Tour. My wallet is less enthused.
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Special Agent Donut @specialagentdonut.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
I don't think there has ever been a time where I was looking forward to potato salad.
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Special Agent Donut @specialagentdonut.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
Every chore has its own version of “these gotta soak a while” often used with washing dishes when you don’t feel like dealing with it just yet. Like with laundry, it’s “these gotta go through the dryer one more time.”
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Special Agent Donut @specialagentdonut.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
Eminem should publish his own Rhyming Dictionary. He can be the foremost authority on what rhymes with what and call it the "Mathers' Rhyming Dictionary", just like the Merriam-Webster dictionaries.
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Special Agent Donut @specialagentdonut.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
Can you see that a sitcom with a laugh track exists and NOT complain about the laugh track? Prove it. Please.
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Special Agent Donut @specialagentdonut.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
Optimist: full etc. Pessimist: empty etc. Sierra mist: mmm
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Special Agent Donut @specialagentdonut.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
Whenever someone tries to respond to something I brought up over 24-48hrs ago.
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Special Agent Donut @specialagentdonut.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
Will never understand the desire people have to feel sad or something when consuming media. Like they WANT it from their books, music, movies. Just saw the trailer for the Wildwood movie and it’s the most over the top sappy and maudlin piece of schlock I’ve seen in recent memory.
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Special Agent Donut @specialagentdonut.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
Well, it's only been 14 years but it finally occurred to me who Anne Hathaway's Selina Kyle in Dark Knight Rises reminded me of. It was Lilith from Frasier.
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