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Special Agent Dale Pooper

@specialagentdalep.bsky.social
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World's greatest psychic detective/streamer and biggest Shinada Tatsuo fan

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Special Agent Dale Pooper @specialagentdalep.bsky.social · 22h
I think instead of that loud beeping, amber alerts should just go "PEDOPHILE PEDOPHILE PEDOPHILE PEDOPHILE"
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Special Agent Dale Pooper @specialagentdalep.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Bald terrorists release lice across city, people everywhere slightly itchy
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Special Agent Dale Pooper @specialagentdalep.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
I still believe this lets get crackin boys
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Special Agent Dale Pooper @specialagentdalep.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Rapist in the kitchen cookin straight trash
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Special Agent Dale Pooper @specialagentdalep.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Dude that Steel Ball Run outro is such a fucking disappointment why did they do this to us
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Special Agent Dale Pooper @specialagentdalep.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
I did not expect Macklemore of all people to have a spine, lots of fun surprises this week
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Special Agent Dale Pooper @specialagentdalep.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Chester Bless is GREEN
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Special Agent Dale Pooper @specialagentdalep.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
You ever be having a good day and then suddenly remember that we're unwilling cogs in the machine that produces our suffering, simultaneously meat and grinder?
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Special Agent Dale Pooper @specialagentdalep.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
terraria time www.twitch.tv/specialagent...
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Master Mode One Year One World Challenge | Streaming terraria.
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Special Agent Dale Pooper @specialagentdalep.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
When are we gonna get our indie spiritual successor to Boom Blox
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Special Agent Dale Pooper @specialagentdalep.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
Made some okay progress for 2 hours, still rocking wood armor and a wand of sparkimg cause there's crimson on one side of my spawn and jungle on the other, not touching either without gold armor
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Special Agent Dale Pooper @specialagentdalep.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
Doing a little Terraria challenge run where i play on the same world for a year and gate my progression each month, first stream is starting now
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Master Mode One Year One World Challenge | Streaming terraria.
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Special Agent Dale Pooper @specialagentdalep.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
I believe David Lynch used an actual Jersey Devil cub as the baby in Eraserhead. He covered its body in bandages, he wouldn't tell anyone how the baby was made, and he had previously lived in Philly where the thing was first reported.
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Special Agent Dale Pooper @specialagentdalep.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
I think im almost ready to put aside my disdain for doom eternal and try the dark ages
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Special Agent Dale Pooper @specialagentdalep.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
oh also it's my affiliate anniversary i guess
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Special Agent Dale Pooper @specialagentdalep.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
My girlfriend told me to stream cause i dont have any friends so i am
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Affiliate Anniversary Stream I Guess | Streaming terraria.
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Special Agent Dale Pooper @specialagentdalep.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
late night streaming the new terraria update twitch.tv/specialagentdalepooper
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Late Night Whatever Stream | Streaming terraria.
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Special Agent Dale Pooper @specialagentdalep.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
The Elder Scrolls VI: PoopFuck
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Special Agent Dale Pooper @specialagentdalep.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
Saw an incel eating Arby's, call it a beef and chuddar
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Serf @serf.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
another late night bug out where i blame the audience for being mediocre while contributing nothing of value myself the twist is that this time i might play turtles in time and there might be other people there playing badly god i hate doing thissssss twitch.tv/serfins sheer contempt 4 u
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Special Agent Dale Pooper @specialagentdalep.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
I did not care for Chrono Trigger. Wasn't super interested in the story, couldn't connect with any of the characters, wasn't a fan of the combat. Just didn't like it.
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Special Agent Dale Pooper @specialagentdalep.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
Ever think about how fucked up backyards are? "You know the vast, beautiful expanse of nature that we have the honor and privilege of existing within? What if we replaced it with boxes made of its flesh and kept what little was left of it in little rectangles behind the boxes that dogs shit on?"
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Special Agent Dale Pooper @specialagentdalep.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
If Homer was alive today he would eat donuts and drink beer and say d'oh
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Special Agent Dale Pooper @specialagentdalep.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
Sick of all this AI computer search engine stuff, back in my day if I wanted to know something I'd ask my friend Chad. Chad GPT. He'd praise me excessively for asking the question and give me an answer that was wrong half the time. Pretty sure he drank all the water from the pool in my backyard.
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Serf @serf.bsky.social · 27/07/2026
oh god thats the perfect screenshot we well underway without you twitch.tv/serfins
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Special Agent Dale Pooper @specialagentdalep.bsky.social · 22/07/2026
Sorry guys this account was just a humiliation ritual so i coun join rich people club, im gonna go eat babies and live forever if anyone needs me
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Special Agent Dale Pooper @specialagentdalep.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
We at Bethesda hear you, and have all 5 of our non-management employees furoiusly typing prompts to make the games you love as profitsble for us as ever!
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Serf @serf.bsky.social · 14/07/2026
it's an orange summer with the #focusv lets put it thru it's paces with friends and then stumble into some kind of game. 6 diff jars to try out! #dabs #carta twitch.tv/serfins
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Special Agent Dale Pooper @specialagentdalep.bsky.social · 13/07/2026
Im not generally into combat sports but i will say it was really fun watching Conor "The Rapist" McGregor whiff the same kick 3 times in a row before getting his face caved in and blowing out his leg trying the same kick AGAIN
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Serf @serf.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
let's crack open some quality and skulls in #brigadorkillers twitch.tv/serfins
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Special Agent Dale Pooper @specialagentdalep.bsky.social · 03/07/2026
That being said if Susie and Noelle don't live happily ever after when the game is over im gonna kick Tricky Tony's ass
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Special Agent Dale Pooper @specialagentdalep.bsky.social · 03/07/2026
Kinda bullshit you spend the entire light world section of chapter 5 wingmanning(wingtheming?) for Susie just for her to cockblock your once chance to fuck a hot anime catgirl
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Special Agent Dale Pooper @specialagentdalep.bsky.social · 02/07/2026
Timothee Chalamet thinks he's Robert Pattinson but he's actually Taylor Lautner
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Special Agent Dale Pooper @specialagentdalep.bsky.social · 29/06/2026
uhm ive been streaming for like an hour and forgot to post anywhere so yeah skyrim i guess www.twitch.tv/specialagent...
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Late Night Whatever Stream
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Special Agent Dale Pooper @specialagentdalep.bsky.social · 29/06/2026
All the annoying fandom nerds review bombing deltarune chapter 5 cause they got a new chapter of deltarune instead of a 6 hour lore dump about dess
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Special Agent Dale Pooper @specialagentdalep.bsky.social · 18/06/2026
Sorry i havent been around much lately, a wizard put lighting in my eyes a few months ago and now i cam see into other universes. So ive been pretty busy with that.
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Special Agent Dale Pooper @specialagentdalep.bsky.social · 18/06/2026
Am i crazy or do ants lowkey taste kinda good
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Special Agent Dale Pooper @specialagentdalep.bsky.social · 17/06/2026
Alright he's eepin and his dad needs money for weed lets do this shit twitch.tv/specialagentdalepooper
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I'm a plaid suit in a pinstripe world. I'm a plaid suit in a pinstripe world. I'm a plaid suit in a pinstripe world. I'm a plaid suit in a pinstripe world. I'm a plaid suit in a pinstripe world. I'm a...
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Special Agent Dale Pooper @specialagentdalep.bsky.social · 17/06/2026
Waiting for the kiddo to fall asleep and doing some settings tweaks for a modded minecraft stream tonight
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Special Agent Dale Pooper @specialagentdalep.bsky.social · 16/06/2026
I ended up doing 20 minutes of intor, getting bored, and quitting, prolly gonna try again tonight but we'll see
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Special Agent Dale Pooper @specialagentdalep.bsky.social · 15/06/2026
I might stream hytale in a sec idk youll just have to find out twitch.tv/specialagentdalepooper give me money for drugs
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I'm a plaid suit in a pinstripe world. I'm a plaid suit in a pinstripe world. I'm a plaid suit in a pinstripe world. I'm a plaid suit in a pinstripe world. I'm a plaid suit in a pinstripe world. I'm a...
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Special Agent Dale Pooper @specialagentdalep.bsky.social · 13/06/2026
Idk why so many other dudes had such a hard time finding the clit, it only took me a few hours
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Special Agent Dale Pooper @specialagentdalep.bsky.social · 12/06/2026
Why is Almond Joy called Almond Joy if if barely had any almonds. Should be called Coconut Bullshit(Featuring Almond)
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Special Agent Dale Pooper @specialagentdalep.bsky.social · 12/06/2026
I can't wait to fight the pickle in Asgore's fridge
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Special Agent Dale Pooper @specialagentdalep.bsky.social · 10/06/2026
Why did they do this and why is it so ugly? I can only hope this is a prelide to a new traditional formula zelda game with a completely different artstyle that isnt horrendous. But it could be that Nintendo's staff are undergoing some kind of mass psychogenic illness
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Special Agent Dale Pooper @specialagentdalep.bsky.social · 10/06/2026
Cant wait for Shogun Asgore
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Special Agent Dale Pooper @specialagentdalep.bsky.social · 06/06/2026
I already probably wasn't gonna play Stranger than Heaven but this Tupac shit seals it. The Yakuza series is dead and RGG is a sad pathetic husk of what it used to be
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Special Agent Dale Pooper @specialagentdalep.bsky.social · 04/06/2026
Did you know? all the fish in Subnautica are hermaphroditic and only have one sex! The reaper leviathan is a nonbinary icon! For more awesome subnautica facts, go to twitch.tv/specialagentdalepooper!
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Special Agent Dale Pooper @specialagentdalep.bsky.social · 03/06/2026
Rayman Legends Retold is very very confusing. "You know what game really needs a remake? That one from from less than 15 years ago with a timeless artstyle and great gameplay that people keep coming back to despite it's age."
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Special Agent Dale Pooper @specialagentdalep.bsky.social · 31/05/2026
I guess now im back to streaming like once a week, ive pretty much gotten to the end of subnautica 2 so i'm gonna stream through the first game for the fourth time
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Sleepin' With the Fishes
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