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SPECIAL CREAM CANNON

@speccreamcannon.bsky.social
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SPECIAL CREAM CANNON @speccreamcannon.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
noodling away at writing, trying not to succumb to The Horrors while also writing about people succumbing to The (other, sexier) Horrors, you know
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SPECIAL CREAM CANNON @speccreamcannon.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
i think you forgot the "bad end" tag
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Queen Jolyne (Comms Closed) @queenjolyne.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
speaking of goths... Gothitelle! (I know it's a little late but it's still technically big titty day) #nsfw #art #goth #pokemon
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sweet, frilly nonsense @meltyautumn.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
Got the go-ahead to post the full version :) 👽✨THERE WILL BE SIGNS - a TF Comic made specifically for @inneranimalmag.bsky.social Issue #2!! "A girl named Katsi tracks slow, strange changes to her body after she starts a relationship with an alien!" cw: ear-fucking, penetration, slobber, sweat
A comic page, where a dark-skinned girl named Katsi sits at her messy computer desk and starts a diary entry. Empty soda cans and ramen cups sit on top of stacked CRT computer montiors.

A large cutaway shows her having sex with a slender, mutli-limbed, gossamer-white salamander alien. The alien's thick tongue is penetrating Katsi's ear, and bursting out her OTHER ear with wet squeltches. The alien's thin and flexible tail is stuffed deep in Katsi's butthole. Katsi drools happily, one eye half-closed.

Text explains that the alien ("Gala") has been studying humans in secret, and that they're "researching" each other right now. A small panel shows the two of them naked, smiling, with cups of steaming tea, sharing a demure kiss.

The last panel states "However... it appears to be having some... effects." There is a close-up of Katsi's mouth, with her tongue having bifurcated into two glowing white tentacles.Several additional diary entries--all dated weeks apart--detail additional transformations to Katsi's body.

Her sweat and saliva have both been replaced by milk that has an odd property: it changes flavor based on what she's thinking about at the time.

She's gained the ability to SEE wi-fi, but she can't turn it off, and it makes it very hard to sleep.

Her digestive system has simplified into a kind of straight, squishy tube. She mentions something Gala told her: Gala's fluids are causing encoding errors in Katsi's RNA. "Like a Unicode character getting an extra bit flipped on, and suddenly mapping to something unexpected."A final comic page, where Gala and Katsi are sitting in Katsi's bedroom. Gala is running a scan on Katsi's lower back, and points out that her Appendix is now producing a short-throw force field. Her organ seems to think her vertebrae need protection from small-caliber plasma rifles. Katsi is shocked.

Gala says "Not a gift from my species I'm afraid", to which Katsi pauses, closing her eyes and quietly musing "But a gift nonetheless".

Gala stares at the human girl in awe, before slurping her tongue across her face with a smile. Katsi giggles and meekly tries to bat away the alien hands cupping her cheeks. "How about a few more changes, then?" Gala says. Katsi begins to feel her hand warp--the matter flowing like water.

She thinks "To be loved is to be changed."

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SPECIAL CREAM CANNON @speccreamcannon.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
the ability they just added to turn off RTs from specific accounts is a happy medium. you can keep following people but if they're flooding your feed with NYT headlines you can hide it
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SPECIAL CREAM CANNON @speccreamcannon.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
hello i would like to apply for the position of "unhealthy obsessed with your work to the point of referencing it even in wildly inappropriate contexts" here is my CV <800 screenshots of discord arguments>
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SPECIAL CREAM CANNON @speccreamcannon.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
gotta get an updated av with novelty glasses for the occasion
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SPECIAL CREAM CANNON @speccreamcannon.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
Okay fine I'll get more cinnamon rolls
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SPECIAL CREAM CANNON @speccreamcannon.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
ironically, they buzz when they're constipated
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SPECIAL CREAM CANNON @speccreamcannon.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
change comes from without (something being put in you) vs. from within (just kinda getting bigger)
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The Space Bunny! @resolutecourier.northsky.social · 01/03/2026
Your social media circles are mainly trans women because you want to fuck them My social media circles are mainly trans women because they are all the most unhinged and correct posters left We are not the same
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SPECIAL CREAM CANNON @speccreamcannon.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
*fires eight thousand missiles that fly off in all directions then spiral around real cool like before all converging on a single target* not much how about you
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SPECIAL CREAM CANNON @speccreamcannon.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
static.klipy.com
I Sure Hope It Does Road Work Ahead
ALT: I Sure Hope It Does Road Work Ahead
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SPECIAL CREAM CANNON @speccreamcannon.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
www.youtube.com/watch?v=FdFj...
youtube.com
Red Alert 3 - SOVIET MARCH || METAL COVER by RichaadEB
YouTube video by RichaadEB
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SPECIAL CREAM CANNON @speccreamcannon.bsky.social · 10/07/2026
chapter 5 is *especially* touhou
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SPECIAL CREAM CANNON @speccreamcannon.bsky.social · 10/07/2026
i think there's a new game coming soon and also the latest chapter of deltarune had extremely strong touhou influences/vibes
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SPECIAL CREAM CANNON @speccreamcannon.bsky.social · 08/07/2026
at the lab where they come up with the recommended dosage, one tech leans back from the table and sighs, pinching their brow. "Why do we even bother writing these?"
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SPECIAL CREAM CANNON @speccreamcannon.bsky.social · 08/07/2026
the only enchantment on the ball is one that causes anyone seen through it to appear naked this is both for her benefit and to potentially give you a look at the goods
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SPECIAL CREAM CANNON @speccreamcannon.bsky.social · 05/07/2026
[LOADING ONEMORETHING.EXE...]
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SPECIAL CREAM CANNON @speccreamcannon.bsky.social · 05/07/2026
mysterious background figure that inexplicably knows everything? gotta be eldar
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Aura @aurahack.ca · 07/06/2026
the american flag represents everything bad about america (colonialism, sports betting, rampant racism, florida, etc.) the american flag bikini represents everything good about america (sideshows, publicly booing your elected representatives, hoagies, etc.)
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SPECIAL CREAM CANNON @speccreamcannon.bsky.social · 01/07/2026
i sure am! ... wait a second.
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77Shaya77 @77shaya77.bsky.social · 27/06/2026
Preview of the next adoption 🫠💚
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Monstrifex @monstrifex.bsky.social · 25/06/2026
A STREAM COME TRUE (1-5/5) Jill and I are working on a new TF anthology book! Here's my first sequence 😈 Thank you to my patrons for helping fill the livestream chat lol.
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SPECIAL CREAM CANNON @speccreamcannon.bsky.social · 25/06/2026
like people trying to make you feel better by making cupcakes but somehow managing to accidentally leave a thumbtack in each one and you can't tell them to stop making you thumbtack cupcakes because they were so nice making you cupcakes to make you feel better and auughghghghghghhghfdfsfds
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SPECIAL CREAM CANNON @speccreamcannon.bsky.social · 25/06/2026
been going through that one myself sucks a real big one huh
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SPECIAL CREAM CANNON @speccreamcannon.bsky.social · 25/06/2026
(in response i mean)
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SPECIAL CREAM CANNON @speccreamcannon.bsky.social · 25/06/2026
do you also get the thing where you ask people for help while you're struggling and mostly get shrugs and "i don't know how to help you but you seem smart so you'll figure it out"?
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SPECIAL CREAM CANNON @speccreamcannon.bsky.social · 25/06/2026
bsky.app/profile/spec...
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SPECIAL CREAM CANNON @speccreamcannon.bsky.social · 21/06/2026
i know this must be true because caine is trying to censor me (autocorrect keeps changing "sexual" to "serial")
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SPECIAL CREAM CANNON @speccreamcannon.bsky.social · 21/06/2026
my nsfw tadc headcanon is that the characters do not have human sexual anatomy but experience sexual sensation via contextually appropriate methods e.g. gangle would feel like she's having sex if someone else wore her main mask + her ribbons were wrapped around them.
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SPECIAL CREAM CANNON @speccreamcannon.bsky.social · 19/06/2026
(the hive mind also spreads itself of course)
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SPECIAL CREAM CANNON @speccreamcannon.bsky.social · 19/06/2026
mythril isn't actually that great it's just a silver/iron alloy the dark lord isn't immortal he's been killed like 8 times every time he "teturns" it's actually a different guy the fungal hivemind infesting the southern jungles isn't real it's just hallucinogenic (the hive mind spreads this one)
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SPECIAL CREAM CANNON @speccreamcannon.bsky.social · 19/06/2026
tape a microphone to your chest, record audio for a few weeks, and speed it up and maybe you can hear GSH GSH GSH
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SPECIAL CREAM CANNON @speccreamcannon.bsky.social · 19/06/2026
magic isn't real it's just static electricity that's super out of control wizard robes are long and flowy and wizards have big bushy beards so they generate more static wake up sheeple
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SPECIAL CREAM CANNON @speccreamcannon.bsky.social · 18/06/2026
Laughing jasper flint?
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SPECIAL CREAM CANNON @speccreamcannon.bsky.social · 08/06/2026
isn't two point museum moddable
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SPECIAL CREAM CANNON @speccreamcannon.bsky.social · 01/06/2026
Today's entertainment will be provided by our funny clown friend, Sparkle T. Glitter! "What's that short for?", the fool asks, referring to the "T". "Oh, it's short for 'Endless Sparkling Teeth Glittering In An Ever-Twisting Mouth", the inhuman biped taking the stage says in response.
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SPECIAL CREAM CANNON @speccreamcannon.bsky.social · 31/05/2026
what about "gssh gssh gssh"
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Noaqin(comms open) @noaqin.bsky.social · 27/05/2026
💚🍏 2024
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SPECIAL CREAM CANNON @speccreamcannon.bsky.social · 27/05/2026
isn't it wild how fast doll man content turned into mechsploitation man content after the trailer for armored core 6 came out
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Heavy Lashes @heavylashes.bsky.social · 24/05/2026
Sunday Nunday - Neon Edition. ✨
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SPECIAL CREAM CANNON @speccreamcannon.bsky.social · 22/05/2026
"You see, I've been building up a resistance. It was all a trick - all the pills contain the substance." "... you can't build up a resistance to hypnoferium." "...Yes... mistress..."
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SPECIAL CREAM CANNON @speccreamcannon.bsky.social · 22/05/2026
static.klipy.com
That's Why I'm Here Obi-Wan
ALT: That's Why I'm Here Obi-Wan
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SPECIAL CREAM CANNON @speccreamcannon.bsky.social · 19/05/2026
at least she didn't drink all my Pepsi and call me a bitch
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CyanCapsule @cyancapsule.bsky.social · 18/05/2026
Medusa 🐍
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tartafterdark🔞🏳️‍⚧️ COMMISSIONS OPEN! @tartafterdark.bsky.social · 25/11/2025
drew @sluttyemmy.bsky.social ( = ⩊ = ) with a lot of weird chems being pumped into her!
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Plushccubus 🔞 @plushccubus.bsky.social · 11/05/2026
#GoldenWeek #DigitalArt #MyArt #OC #Goblin
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Dr.Rabbit🔔 @drrabbit.bsky.social · 09/05/2026
ASUKA GW🦈💛💦
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SPECIAL CREAM CANNON @speccreamcannon.bsky.social · 11/05/2026
"... then, sacrificing three narcomoebas to dread return, I return Thassas Oracle." "So how much damage is that?" "None. But I won." "... so it's a combo... and you won... with no damage...?" "Yeah. Why?" *while pouting goblinishly* "oh.... no reason..."
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