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🔞 Ian Jones 🏳‍🌈

@spazwazza.myatproto.social
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Smuttist. Fanfic author. Crackship connoisseur. Comic book enthusiast. Vtuber admirer.

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🔞 Ian Jones 🏳‍🌈 @spazwazza.myatproto.social · 23/10/2026
Bernie Sanders "I am no longer asking" meme demanding super kawaii zombie idol Ku-Ku-Kureiji Ollie be made a brand ambassador for the Monster Prom franchise and put into a game
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🔞 Ian Jones 🏳‍🌈 @spazwazza.myatproto.social · 21/10/2026
Dunno if satyrs count as furries, but here's my wee little fella.
Satyr in a white ruffled shirt, black vest and loincloth sitting on a bus on the way to Camp SpookySatyr with bushy blonde beard and eyebrows and wild hair curlsSatyr with bushy blonde beard and eyebrows and wild hair curls(smiling)
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🔞 Ian Jones 🏳‍🌈 @spazwazza.myatproto.social · 19/10/2026
A mocked-up screenshot of Shanoa sitting on Dracula's throne from Dracula X, with Miriam from Bloodstained facing her and saying "Please be my girlfriend."
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🔞 Ian Jones 🏳‍🌈 @spazwazza.myatproto.social · 19/10/2026
Drop some COMPUTERS 💻🖤🖥️
Strong Bad's Grape-nuts Robot
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🔞 Ian Jones 🏳‍🌈 @spazwazza.myatproto.social · 18/10/2026
Bueno Excellente
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🔞 Ian Jones 🏳‍🌈 @spazwazza.myatproto.social · 18/10/2026
angry question meme w/ the above 3 posts
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🔞 Ian Jones 🏳‍🌈 @spazwazza.myatproto.social · 17/10/2026
May I nominate @haydenvtuber.bsky.social, or only accepting self-nominees?
Hayden, infuriatingly sexy giraffe Vtuber man
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🔞 Ian Jones 🏳‍🌈 @spazwazza.myatproto.social · 17/10/2026
Fuck a zodiac sign, who's your main in Soul Calibur?
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🔞 Ian Jones 🏳‍🌈 @spazwazza.myatproto.social · 17/10/2026
What, like this?
Dakimakura cover of Kureiji Ollie(clothed)Dakimakura cover of Kureiji Ollie(less clothed)
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🔞 Ian Jones 🏳‍🌈 @spazwazza.myatproto.social · 13/10/2026
Dude with glasses in a t-shirt and boxers looking down at his nuclear boner and proclaiming proclaiming,  "GOOD FUCKING LORD!!"
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🔞 Ian Jones 🏳‍🌈 @spazwazza.myatproto.social · 13/10/2026
Stonks↗️Not stonks↘️
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🔞 Ian Jones 🏳‍🌈 @spazwazza.myatproto.social · 13/10/2026
Angry crying punch
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🔞 Ian Jones 🏳‍🌈 @spazwazza.myatproto.social · 13/10/2026
Yoda: "Be like that, it do."
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🔞 Ian Jones 🏳‍🌈 @spazwazza.myatproto.social · 13/10/2026
"A man with an unwashed ass has an opinion again" in vaporwave text
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🔞 Ian Jones 🏳‍🌈 @spazwazza.myatproto.social · 13/10/2026
Omaru Polka: (Kazoo Music Stops)
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🔞 Ian Jones 🏳‍🌈 @spazwazza.myatproto.social · 12/10/2026
#holoctober #graveyART #キョーコの押収品 Day 11 - Stickman This was just supposed to be a stick figure pose reference I gave an artist for a commission I'm hoping to get, but y'know what? With this year's holoctober having a bunch of Stickman days, figured why not post it.
Stick figure reference of Hyakuto Kyoko(of hololive ASOBI★MAWARI-TAI!) and Kureiji Ollie(of hololive ID gen 2, holoro). Kyoko is performing a one-handed kabedon beneath a street lamp, with Ollie backed against a wall, and is dangling her handcuffs suggestively from one finger with the other hand.

Ollie is blushing and playing with Kyoko's tie.
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🔞 Ian Jones 🏳‍🌈 @spazwazza.myatproto.social · 11/10/2026
Who I mistook that for at first glance, I've since identified him as Captain Marvel. Y'know Ozymandias from Watchmen? In the way that all the heroes in that were knockoffs of older characters Moore wasn't allowed to use, Ozymandias was based on this guy.
Cover of Gillen/Wijngaard's Peter Cannon: Thunderbolt no. 1
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🔞 Ian Jones 🏳‍🌈 @spazwazza.myatproto.social · 09/10/2026
Ollie!
Hololive ID Gen 2 Kureiji OllieHololive ID Gen 2 Kureiji OllieHololive ID Gen 2 Kureiji Ollie
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🔞 Ian Jones 🏳‍🌈 @spazwazza.myatproto.social · 07/10/2026
Input fields for the Cover Corp contact page: First Name, Last Name  Privacy, Email Address, Telephone Number, Inquiry
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🔞 Ian Jones 🏳‍🌈 @spazwazza.myatproto.social · 05/10/2026
Necco Sky Bar

Chocolate bar segmented into 4, each cavity containing a different filling: caramel, vanilla, peanut butter, fudge
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🔞 Ian Jones 🏳‍🌈 @spazwazza.myatproto.social · 23/09/2026
The Mood Meter

Horizontal axis = Unpleasant—Pleasant
Vertical axis = Low Energy—High Energy

Lower left: "Mom would be sad," "It's so over"
Mid-range: "It is what it is"
Upper left: "Fuck it we ball"
Most of right side: "We are so fucking back"
Uooer right: "LET'S FUCKING GOOOOOOOOOO"
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🔞 Ian Jones 🏳‍🌈 @spazwazza.myatproto.social · 19/09/2026
Kureiji Ollie!
Super kawaii zombie idol Ku Ku Kureiji Ollie desu
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🔞 Ian Jones 🏳‍🌈 @spazwazza.myatproto.social · 08/09/2026
VIVI NUMBER GO UP
STONKS
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🔞 Ian Jones 🏳‍🌈 @spazwazza.myatproto.social · 07/09/2026
Get you one of these, they're like $30 and just turn the bites off. Above a certain temp, the protein in the venom denatures and just stops itching. In the olden days, they used to do it by heating a metal spoon, but that way is tricky. Too hot, you burn yourself. Not hot enough, no effect.
Beurer Insect Bite Healer
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🔞 Ian Jones 🏳‍🌈 @spazwazza.myatproto.social · 04/09/2026
Dear Dr. Ruth,

I'm writing to tell you my problem. It seems I have been married to a sex fiend for the past 22 years.
He makes love to me regardles of what I am doing. Ironing, washing dishes, sweeping etc. I would like to know if there is anything you [text becomes illegible]
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🔞 Ian Jones 🏳‍🌈 @spazwazza.myatproto.social · 04/09/2026
Checks out, but also feels like they're hedging their bets a little. "Okay, you're either from Chicago or Milwaukee. ......or Miami." (Chicago, btw.)
Dialect map results from https://mydialect.us: "You talk most like someone from Illinois ─ about 58% of your answers match a typical resident."
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🔞 Ian Jones 🏳‍🌈 @spazwazza.myatproto.social · 03/09/2026
Bsky smugly snarking about all the AI being down, while not realizing that without it, the staffers won't be able to vibecode bsky back together when it inevitably has its daily breakdown.
Nonfunctional Bluesky feed
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🔞 Ian Jones 🏳‍🌈 @spazwazza.myatproto.social · 30/08/2026
Post your getaway vehicle
Red mini pickup truck with a jet engine mounted in the bedRed mini pickup truck with a jet engine mounted in the bed
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🔞 Ian Jones 🏳‍🌈 @spazwazza.myatproto.social · 27/08/2026
😳 I'm SO curious as to your thoughts re: Mettaton being a part of Undyne and Alphys' relationship. This oldie but goodie from @dronema.bsky.social basically gave me permanent brain worms on the subject.
Undyne holding Mettaton's leash and looking on smugly as Alphys pegs him
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🔞 Ian Jones 🏳‍🌈 @spazwazza.myatproto.social · 26/08/2026
Also Half-Elf Bladesinger Wizard. SHUT UP, I DON'T HAVE A WIZARD PROBLEM. Art by @jazzmedic.bsky.social, @teallinum.bsky.social and, uh...me dicking around on HeroForge.
Half-Elf Bladesinger Wizard. Swarthy skin, mid-length platinum hair. Sleeveless blue tunic beneath a studded cuirass of dark leather, matching bracers. Loose grey pants, calfskin boots. Wearing a shamshir with a white wood handle on a sword belt. Grumpy-looking.Half-Elf Bladesinger Wizard. Swarthy skin, mid-length platinum hair. Sleeveless blue tunic beneath a studded cuirass of dark leather, matching bracers. Loose grey pants, calfskin boots. Carrying a shamshir with a white wood handle in one hand, and a crystal orb spell focus in the other. Jade pendant around his neck. Less grumpy-looking.HeroForge figure of a reasonable approximation of the previously described Half-Elf Bladesinger Wizard, with the added details of a belt pouch and a spellbook on his back. (Front view)HeroForge figure of a reasonable approximation of the previously described Half-Elf Bladesinger Wizard, with the added details of a belt pouch and a spellbook on his back. (Rear view)
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🔞 Ian Jones 🏳‍🌈 @spazwazza.myatproto.social · 26/08/2026
Also Fire Genasi Scribe Wizard. SHUT UP, I DON'T HAVE A GENASI PROBLEM. Art by @azucar-arts.bsky.social, Sami Ennaji and @mellifera38.bsky.social
Fire Genasi Scribe Wizard looking flustered. Hair like embers. Wearing a white ruffled shirt and a charcoal jacket with gold trim and a high collar.Fire Genasi Scribe Wizard, standing in a library holding a scroll and a spellbook.Fire Genasi Scribe Wizard expression sheet. Infatuated, smug, underwhelmed, disgusted and sad.
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🔞 Ian Jones 🏳‍🌈 @spazwazza.myatproto.social · 26/08/2026
Woe, curse of Air Genasi Artillerist Artificer be upon thee. Also his custom rifle/spell focus. Art by @spaceelf-art.bsky.social and @blacksalander.bsky.social
A very pretty Air Genasi in various outfits including labcoat, archaeology field gear and traveling clothes.

And a little robot turret, who is a good boy, named Turrence.A single-handed break action firearm, somewhere between a long pistol and a short rifle, with magic glyphs along the barrel.
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🔞 Ian Jones 🏳‍🌈 @spazwazza.myatproto.social · 20/08/2026
Y'know what? My life mostly sucks this week, but my custom printed Ollie daki cover arrived way earlier than expected and it came out awesome. @cuddlyoctopus.bsky.social really came through on this one. Shoutout to Selmetti, the artist, not on bsky.
Dakimakura of Kureiji Ollie of Hololive Indonesia Generation 2 in her default outfitDakimakura of Kureiji Ollie of Hololive Indonesia Generation 2, mostly naked save for some chest bandages and an artfully placed thigh, with her hair down
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🔞 Ian Jones 🏳‍🌈 @spazwazza.myatproto.social · 19/08/2026
Floronic Man is kind of both sometimes?
Floronic Man, Justice League Dark
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🔞 Ian Jones 🏳‍🌈 @spazwazza.myatproto.social · 19/08/2026
Geordi La Forge no/yes meme: CNC MUSIC FACTORY ✋

CNC KNIFE THROWING MACHINE 👉
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🔞 Ian Jones 🏳‍🌈 @spazwazza.myatproto.social · 12/08/2026
#Twitch 🖕
Cancelling a Twitch Turbo subscription
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🔞 Ian Jones 🏳‍🌈 @spazwazza.myatproto.social · 11/08/2026
👉👈 I feel weird just posting mine on my TL and tagging you, and even if you had your DMs open, bluesky doesn't support media sharing in DMs yet...so I've kinda been sitting on this one for a minute. Might as well share it here, I guess.
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🔞 Ian Jones 🏳‍🌈 @spazwazza.myatproto.social · 01/08/2026
Discord embed of this post.

"I'm curious who she wanted to be under."

"Zolon."

"Oh please, you know she tops him."
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🔞 Ian Jones 🏳‍🌈 @spazwazza.myatproto.social · 27/07/2026
Lee Majors: What? Women are things.
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🔞 Ian Jones 🏳‍🌈 @spazwazza.myatproto.social · 24/07/2026
Just saw it. Anyone know if he survived?
This post, timestamped 7 hours ago.
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🔞 Ian Jones 🏳‍🌈 @spazwazza.myatproto.social · 22/07/2026
Lyrics to Masters of War by Bob Dylan, with "that even Jesus would never forgive what you do" highlighted.
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🔞 Ian Jones 🏳‍🌈 @spazwazza.myatproto.social · 21/07/2026
Sentenced to Mating Press
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🔞 Ian Jones 🏳‍🌈 @spazwazza.myatproto.social · 19/07/2026
Sentenced to mating press
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🔞 Ian Jones 🏳‍🌈 @spazwazza.myatproto.social · 07/07/2026
Princess Miranda Vanderbilt(Monster Prom) in a blue minidress, sandals and tiny crown
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🔞 Ian Jones 🏳‍🌈 @spazwazza.myatproto.social · 05/07/2026
OXO displacement measuring cup for sticky/viscous ingredients. Try measuring peanut butter or molasses without one, I fucking dare you.
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🔞 Ian Jones 🏳‍🌈 @spazwazza.myatproto.social · 28/06/2026
Cake buds!
Mecca Chameleon screenshot, camoflaged as layered cake
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🔞 Ian Jones 🏳‍🌈 @spazwazza.myatproto.social · 20/06/2026
This big himbo, Duke, from our Battle Century G campaign(it's a Mecha system) is the most fun I've ever had playing a character. Total golden retriever boyfriend energy. Went FULL anime. Everyone else is playing Macross or Iron-Blooded Orphans, his ass is playing G-Gundam. 🎨: anarchiceris.carrd.co
A big built anime man with long green hair and a guitar propped up on one shoulder. In his civvies on the left: black boots, blue jeans, a Midnight Howl t-shirt and a brown leather bomber jacket with a fleece collar. In his pilot suit on the right: a G-Gundam-style skintight white suit with motion sensors on the ankles, wrists and shoulders and a logo on the chest depicting a G with a speedometer.
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🔞 Ian Jones 🏳‍🌈 @spazwazza.myatproto.social · 14/06/2026
Norm Macdonald on Weekend Update: "Now this might strike some viewers as harsh, but I believe everyone involved in this story should die."
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🔞 Ian Jones 🏳‍🌈 @spazwazza.myatproto.social · 12/06/2026
Two people pointing at the full moon: "Woah, it's a perfect moon for a werewolf to come out"

Werewolf behind them: "I'm gay"
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🔞 Ian Jones 🏳‍🌈 @spazwazza.myatproto.social · 11/06/2026
Angry crying punch
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