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<-- GOOP | Spax

@spax.zone
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world-renowned goopy axolotl with terrible time management they/them—🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️(nb)—fuck genAI see my webbed site! spax.zone my profile is rated T for Teen (im an adult though) pfp by my wife @banana-cre.me 💙💙

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<-- GOOP | Spax @spax.zone · 24/09/2026
DONT BELIEVE HER LIES
a REAL drawing of kat's balloon kitty fursona with sharp teeth
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<-- GOOP | Spax @spax.zone · 22/09/2026
youtu.be/6-RsB9jxxyg
Buy a man eat fish,
He Day,
Teach fish man,
To a lifetime
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<-- GOOP | Spax @spax.zone · 22/09/2026
sure whatever
a screenshot of the shrek 2 video game, showing roy the save fairy, a whimsical low poly middle aged balding male fairy wearing a white tanktop and a pink tutu, holding a stereotypical tapered wooden wand."Let your followers tell you one thing they like about your OC." with an arrow pointing to the image on the left
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<-- GOOP | Spax @spax.zone · 21/09/2026
tumblr post from user nitewrighter:

Me: I don't get it. I thought I was doing a lot better than I was a few years ago. I'm like 10 times more on top of things than I used to be. How does everything feel terrible now?
The Tiny Me in OSHA-approved Hi-Vis Gear Who lives in my brain and pulls all the levers: Boss, it's the fascism. You're completely gunked up with cortisol due to the fact that your entire daily life is now underscored with a haunting awareness of the rapid erosion of your rights, dignity, and any and all social safety nets, and you're also bearing witness to the most vulnerable people immediately being persecuted. This creates a natural stress response that basically means you're going to continue having memory and organizational problems, as well as emotional imbalances.
Me: BUT I HAVE A BULLET JOURNAL AND I MEDITATE NOW.
Tiny OSHA Me: BOSS, THE FASCISM.
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<-- GOOP | Spax @spax.zone · 13/09/2026
full 19x19 grid (10% resolution, but bluesky will likely compress it further)
A 19x19 grid of my daily art pieces
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<-- GOOP | Spax @spax.zone · 13/09/2026
365 days of daily art
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<-- GOOP | Spax @spax.zone · 08/09/2026
if anyone is curious what inspired this post:
a picture of three spirit halloween costumes: michael myers, deluxe michael myers, and "mechanic jumpsuit", with the only notable differences being a mask, a mask with hair, and no mask
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<-- GOOP | Spax @spax.zone · 07/09/2026
throwback to when i guest starred in @techconnectify.bsky.social's lava lamp video
A drawn-over screenshot of Technology Connection's video titled "What exactly is the goop inside a lava lamp?". It's showing a frame of the video with Alec behind 7 lava lamps, 5 of which have my fursona's face drawn over all the goopy wax blobs.
drawn by @banana-cre.me
video link is https://youtu.be/16gB2BDXwTo
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<-- GOOP | Spax @spax.zone · 04/09/2026
*inflates your screenshot big and round*
a screenshot of a completed firefox file download named "Screen Shot 2026-09-04 at 01.50.45.png"
it is 493 MB
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<-- GOOP | Spax @spax.zone · 04/09/2026
a preview of what's to come
a blurry 19x19 grid of artwork...
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<-- GOOP | Spax @spax.zone · 29/08/2026
goops can't sit on these. this is anti-goop infrastructure
 a photo of a black wirebench on a white background
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<-- GOOP | Spax @spax.zone · 27/08/2026
Beep Boop
A drawing of Robo-Nahua (she/they) made up of nanites. She says "Beep Boop I am Goop" and an arrow points to her with the words "Full of Nanites"
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<-- GOOP | Spax @spax.zone · 23/08/2026
hehehehehe
a screenshot of the bottom left of my vscodium interface, showing 145 detected errors from my code now that i've changed it from javascript to typescript. also notably, there are zero warnings
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<-- GOOP | Spax @spax.zone · 14/08/2026
hello? any fishermen (or -women) following me? i need advice on a knot to make this cord not disconnect when i tug on it accidentally
a picture of a two-part lamp cord, with one piece plugging into the other. the part connected to the lamp is notably very short
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<-- GOOP | Spax @spax.zone · 02/08/2026
a discord screenshot of a dm between Spax (me) and Kev (@codingpa.ws)
Kev: that is a great denial of service function
Kev: I'd love to get a few EC2s and take down your DB
Spax: sob
Spax: i'll make a queue for it at some point
Spax: please don't fuck up my db
Spax: :hampter: [an emote of a very sad looking hamster]
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<-- GOOP | Spax @spax.zone · 24/07/2026
a three-panel doodle featuring my sona.

the first panel is her talking to someone off-screen, with an unknown person off in the distance behind her. she says "One sec-"
the second panel has her turned around, shooting a gun that appeared in her right hand, with the blast hitting the random person in the background, turning them into a nondescript smear
the third panel is her turning back around, saying "Okay, so-" with a satisfied look and brandishing the gun in her hand. the body's smear is still behind her

(note that she's left handed and the depiction of her shooting a gun with her right hand is incorrect)

drawn by @banana-cre.me ilyyyyyy
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<-- GOOP | Spax @spax.zone · 19/07/2026
"The Fesh Pince of Blair" in the logofont of "The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air"
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<-- GOOP | Spax @spax.zone · 08/07/2026
A low quality image of a milk carton with a missing poster for MIPS the rabbit from Super Mario 64
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<-- GOOP | Spax @spax.zone · 30/06/2026
got pissed off enough by this phenomenon to make this image
an edited tweet (text in brackets is edited in)
"ape attack survivor" from twitter handle @pissvortex posted this at 9:39 AM on August 19th 2025:
Hey man I see you clicked [on this video] [while listening to music on your phone] so I went ahead and [paused what you were listening to] for you hope that's cool
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<-- GOOP | Spax @spax.zone · 29/06/2026
the album cover of DJ Khaled's "Suffering From Success"
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<-- GOOP | Spax @spax.zone · 28/06/2026
youtu.be/5QXn1SAvFtw?...
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<-- GOOP | Spax @spax.zone · 28/06/2026
* (He is behind the tree.)
a digital illustration of the scarlet tree that the Forgotten Man from Deltarune is always behind, alongside the purple path underneath it. a black box can be seen only behind the tree trunk's brush strokes, alongside an Egg on the ground next to it
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<-- GOOP | Spax @spax.zone · 23/06/2026
probably one of my favorite commissions of all time thank you so much @joldfish.bsky.social for animating my gooper!! :3
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<-- GOOP | Spax @spax.zone · 23/06/2026
test
animation test, 4 frames, each one with an incrememting number to keep track of the frames.
posting to test animated images
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<-- GOOP | Spax @spax.zone · 19/06/2026
crazy developments in the hbomberguy discord
a screenshot of discord mobile, showing a server called "Hbomberguy Disco" and two channels under "General Discussions": "general" and "forcefem-basement"
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<-- GOOP | Spax @spax.zone · 18/06/2026
hey guys i just searched up this hashtag
a screenshot of a bluesky search for #gazm21volga , yielding a result from Jan Clevering of a black car
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<-- GOOP | Spax @spax.zone · 14/06/2026
i checked out the kickstarter page and look at this husk of a main character
a character page of one of the main characters from "Chimptopia", a white guy named Nolan with short brown hair, a desaturated blue t-shirt, and tan pants. he wears an angry expression on his face and sports a similarly aggressive pose. three extra expressions of him are sketched on the right, with him looking smug, flabbergasted, and nervous.
his written attributes are as follows:
Age: 25
Aspiration: N/A
Vibes: Hotheaded
Hobby: Chatting up women (unsuccessfully)
Likes: Women
Hates: Everything, Gluten
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<-- GOOP | Spax @spax.zone · 12/06/2026
by @banana-cre.me
a mostly full-body drawing (by @banana-cre.me) of my sona Nahua, a blue anthropomorphic axolotl girl, looking off to the side with a neutral expression, with her hand cuffed to a wall behind her. she wears a piece of cloth which only partially covers below her waist, only held up by her hand behind her back. her bare chest is otherwise left exposed.
the yellow sticky note covers a mistake when her hand was initially drawn.
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<-- GOOP | Spax @spax.zone · 11/06/2026
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<-- GOOP | Spax @spax.zone · 08/06/2026
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<-- GOOP | Spax @spax.zone · 05/06/2026
why did they whitewash the orange cat
picture of an orange cat staring at the camera with edited text in front of it reading "Fuck it's Now????? What's next? Later????? I can't do it anymore"
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<-- GOOP | Spax @spax.zone · 31/05/2026
3d render of impact font text reading "EXTREMELY LOUD INCORRECT BUZZER"
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<-- GOOP | Spax @spax.zone · 29/05/2026
i'll make one of these for you with an image you supply if you pay me a dollar on cashapp or kofi ideal aspect ratio is 3:5 $spaxolotl or ko-fi.com/spaxolotl
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<-- GOOP | Spax @spax.zone · 25/05/2026
diagram of my mental state in july when i was half awake half asleep and very much sick
crude diagram of my half-awake half-asleep mental state with an illness back in july. it depicts a blue axolotl creature's head facing left, with a brain in the top. a white line going horizontally to the front of the face, also curves over the brain. text at the face reads "here 2 hours ago" and text under the brain reads "here now"
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<-- GOOP | Spax @spax.zone · 23/05/2026
spax.zone - GOOP MUSIC \\Vol. 3 (restored cover from digital scan) the limited vinyl release is currently considered lost media (art by @banana-cre.me)
a digital drawing (meant to resemble an album cover), stylized to use only 3-4 blue-ish colors. it depicts a goopy axolotl girl (Nahua) wearing a bikini and futuristic headphones, where she's partially submerged in her own goop from the hips down. she holds a mic and sings into it with a smug grin, with the wire penetrating the surface of her leg (since she's made of goop). she's posed in front of a text-less "caution: wet floor" sign, and is in front of a smooth marbled background with the same color palette. stylized text in the top left reads "GOOP MUSIC, music 4 goo-brains" and "VOL.3" in the top right. the solid border has text "SPAX.ZONE" in the top left, "2026 MIX" (and a barcode) in the bottom right, and an up arrow in the top right.
art is by @banana-cre.me
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<-- GOOP | Spax @spax.zone · 18/05/2026
the night before game changer season 8
a low quality movie/show frame of a birds-eye view of two guys in separate beds looking up and thinking (or something). not sure what it's from
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<-- GOOP | Spax @spax.zone · 17/05/2026
screenshot of a steam notification with Hideo Kojima saying "I will help you" and Toby Fox saying "You got this"
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<-- GOOP | Spax @spax.zone · 12/05/2026
moo'
pic of moose picture
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<-- GOOP | Spax @spax.zone · 12/05/2026
comes out and kills you (art by @banana-cre.me)
a digital painting by @banana-cre.me of my fursona "Nahua" (a blue anthropomorphic axolotl girlthing who is also made of goop) mid-way through climbing out of a box with a solid light-pink background, looking directly at the viewer with a smug expression
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<-- GOOP | Spax @spax.zone · 24/04/2026
wjat the fuck
screenshot of a wikipedia article showing the header "People" and the first listed is "Alfons Goop (1910-1993), Liechtenstein N*zi leader"
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<-- GOOP | Spax @spax.zone · 08/04/2026
the more i look at this the worse it gets. why is the right foot of alvin and simon the exact same. why do all of their arms/hands look like they're that of a hairy human's. why do their heads look plastered on. why do alvin's sunglasses look like they were taken from google images. what the fuck
a banner ad for the movie "Alvin and the Chipmunks: Chiprecked", depicting three smug bipedal chipmunks wearing stereotypical beach-vacation outfits. the background is bright yellow and the word "christmas" is written underneath them
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<-- GOOP | Spax @spax.zone · 07/04/2026
was annoyed at a vscodium extension popping up with a certain function every time i opened a certain repository so i clicked "don't show this again" and oh my god this should be illegal
screenshot of a vscodium notification that says "Sorry, but that button is not yet implemented :)"
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<-- GOOP | Spax @spax.zone · 26/03/2026
found it
twitter post by user notive (@inotivei) with the text "SQuid Game Fan art (NO CRITICISM ALLOWED.)"
attached is a really extraordinary pencil drawing of gi hun alongside the reference pic
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<-- GOOP | Spax @spax.zone · 24/03/2026
i love my friends
a censored github screenshot of a pull request with the name "Add zipbomb to naughty endpoints"
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<-- GOOP | Spax @spax.zone · 22/03/2026
some dipshit sent a billion fucking requests and made my queue go over the free plan limit
a screenshot of a part of a cloudflare dashboard showing 2,248 successes and 0 errors, with a large spike at 3:01 on march 22nda screenshot of a part of a cloudflare dashboard showing 11,270 queue operations done today (out of 10,000, which is the limit)
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<-- GOOP | Spax @spax.zone · 22/03/2026
@stupidspidercat.bsky.social had a crab awakening
a screenshot of a discord conversation between me and Nine

they write:
i had  a fucking nightmare
about you
involving you??
i don't know dude ooh my god lmao
i need to type this out because in retrospect it's funny as fuxk
it started in the middle of a like, giant police operation, we were both cops in like, 90s patrol officer fits and we were standing in front of an open trunk full of guns, rifles, shotguns, pistols, etc. and i was like "you got all that?" and you were like "yep" and there was this pause, where both of us were looking away slightly, and after a moment you looked up at me and started speaking, to which i looked at you and you genuinely spoke the words, "is it weird that i kinda miss when you were a crab?" and i fuxking JOLTED awake half in shock and laughing hysterically i thjink i woke someone up dude what the fucj does that even MEAN
NEVER in my life have i ever had or seen an exchange like that ever and i'm still fuvking gigglibg

I wrote:
this is your crab awakening holy shit

they then wrote:
i'm begging please post a screenshot of this on bluesky or something i just need people to know about this

conversation ends
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<-- GOOP | Spax @spax.zone · 18/03/2026
this is probably how 68 feels rn
a drawing from Jeff Kinney's "Diary of a Wimpy Kid" (Book 1) showing a side view of 3 desks, with Greg Heffley in the center and the word "morons" pointing to the two caricatures in front and behind him.
The implication is that 68 is Greg, with 67 and 69 being the morons.
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<-- GOOP | Spax @spax.zone · 17/03/2026
IM BACK
a picture of one of those fast-food outdoor signs with the phrase "FISH IS BACK"
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<-- GOOP | Spax @spax.zone · 16/03/2026
i am thoroughly enjoying this www.linkedin.com/feed/update/...
a linkedin post that i made just now. it reads as the following:

what do i bring to the corporate table, and why is it goop? let's dive into this 👇

i am made of goop, which makes me flexible, fluid, and tenacious in my field. every day i walk into my workspace with confidence because of this

when i was solid, i used to be inflexible, rigid, and stiff in everything that i do. nothing could be done

this is why goop lifestyle is empowering, not just in the workplace, but in my day-to-day

my wife has divorced me

work goopier, not harder 📈📈📈
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<-- GOOP | Spax @spax.zone · 16/03/2026
everyone should follow me www.linkedin.com/in/spaxolotl...
a linkedin screenshot of a post i just made, reading "everyone here is so serious! let's start posting like the joker" with an attached image of the joker
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