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Spatula City

@spatula8.bsky.social
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Refugee from an older microblogging site that got decimated by new ownership. Hope to meet old and new followers here. A/S/L = 60-ish, M, Totowa NJ.

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Spatula City @spatula8.bsky.social · 9m
​Connections: Sports Edition #747 Blue first today: 50% 🔵🔵🔵🔵 🟡🟡🟡🟡 🟢🟢🟢🟢 🟣🟣🟣🟣 Play the puzzle: www.nytimes.com/athletic/con...
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Play Connections: Sports Edition
Group sports terms that share a common thread. A new puzzle is available each day.
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Spatula City @spatula8.bsky.social · 4h
Wall Street III: Wall Street With a Vengeance
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Spatula City @spatula8.bsky.social · 6h
Ruin a book by adding a word: Charlie and the Dark Chocolate Factory 🤢
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Spatula City @spatula8.bsky.social · 8h
Ruin a book by adding a word... Strunk and White: "The Elements Of Gangnam Style" [FWIW your suggestion improves the book 🍹]
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Spatula City @spatula8.bsky.social · 8h
Something kind of in the same ballpark. #TMI
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Will Harris @willharrisinva.bsky.social · 11h
I haven't yet watched the Martin Mull documentary on Netflix, but I remain very proud of my Random Roles interview w/ him, during which he says, "Oh, my God, you’ve reminded me of things *I* haven’t even thought of!" and later adds, "Oh, you *are* a son of a bitch!" www.avclub.com/martin-mull-...
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Spatula City @spatula8.bsky.social · 12h
I played squaredle.com 10/09: 56/56 words ( 7 bonus words) 🎯 In the top 9% by accuracy 🔥 Solve streak: 1680
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Squaredle
Squaredle is a daily word building game. Swipe letters in the grid to test your vocabulary every day and rise to the top of the leaderboards!
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TSN @tsnofficial.bsky.social · 13h
Mike Ditka, the legendary former Chicago Bears coach and first tight end ever inducted into the Pro Football Hall of Fame, has died at the age of 86, his family announced Friday.
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Spatula City @spatula8.bsky.social · 15h
I played squaredle.com?puzzle=i-lov...: 384/384 words ( 62 bonus words) 🎯 In the top 44% by accuracy
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Squaredle
Squaredle is a daily word building game. Swipe letters in the grid to test your vocabulary every day and rise to the top of the leaderboards!
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Spatula City @spatula8.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
​Connections: Sports Edition #746 Today's solve rate: 54% 🟡🟡🟡🟡 🟣🟣🟣🟣 🟢🟢🟢🟢 🔵🔵🔵🔵 Play the puzzle: www.nytimes.com/athletic/con...
nytimes.com
Play Connections: Sports Edition
Group sports terms that share a common thread. A new puzzle is available each day.
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Spatula City @spatula8.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Connections Puzzle #1216 🟦🟦🟦🟦 🟨🟨🟨🟨 🟪🟪🟪🟪 🟩🟩🟩🟩
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Spatula City @spatula8.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
High School High School Musical #Combine2FilmTitles2MakeANewFilm
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Spatula City @spatula8.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Se7en Brides for Se7en Brothers #Combine2FilmTitles2MakeANewFilm
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Spatula City @spatula8.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
#Combine2FilmTitles2MakeANewFilm Mother, Jugs and Speed II: Cruise Control
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Spatula City @spatula8.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Awesome game but I'm going to make a hashtag out of it: #Combine2FilmTitles2makeaNewFilm
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Spatula City @spatula8.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Capitulating to Trump is an own-goal which will drown out any coverage of her other stances. Republican-Lite never wins, but it's fools gold for centrist Dems.
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Spatula City @spatula8.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Of all the different varieties of gritties, my favorite one is nitty.
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Spatula City @spatula8.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Darline Graham doesn't know crap about foreign policy. A U.S. Senator make life-and-death decisions, and appropriation decisions for trillions of dollars. We can't have ignoramuses in those positions. Has Annie Andrews considered focusing her rhetoric on Darline's colossal ignorance?
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Spatula City @spatula8.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Can the Democratic Party, with one voice, attack the POTUS for being the poorly-socilaized 12-year-old brat that he is? Have we tried that yet?
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Spatula City @spatula8.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
I played squaredle.com 10/08: 55/55 words (+10 bonus words) ⏱️ In the top 26% by speed 🔥 Solve streak: 1679
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Squaredle
Squaredle is a daily word building game. Swipe letters in the grid to test your vocabulary every day and rise to the top of the leaderboards!
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Spatula City @spatula8.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
​Connections: Sports Edition #745 Average mistakes today: 1.6 🟢🟢🟢🟢 🟣🟣🟡🟣 🟣🟣🟣🟣 🟡🟡🟡🟡 🔵🔵🔵🔵 Play the puzzle: www.nytimes.com/athletic/con...
nytimes.com
Play Connections: Sports Edition
Group sports terms that share a common thread. A new puzzle is available each day.
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Spatula City @spatula8.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Connections Puzzle #1215 🟦🟦🟦🟦 🟨🟨🟨🟨 🟩🟩🟩🟩 🟪🟪🟪🟪
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Spatula City @spatula8.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
On 01/06/2021, the POTUS would have been delighted if his MAGA thugs had assassinated a few members of the House or Senate. I'm not sure he wouldn't be thorougly entertained by an Iranian nuke exploding in L.A.
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Spatula City @spatula8.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
There was a 2010 hit by Far East Movement where I thought i heard, "Like a cheese steak" repeated 1000 times.
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Spatula City @spatula8.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
This is more of a riddle than a joke, to be fair.
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Spatula City @spatula8.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
I'm reminded of an old joke: Who played for the Knicks AND the Rangers AND the Dodgers? A. Their stadium organist, Gladys Gooding
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Spatula City @spatula8.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Bon Jovi: "We've got to hold on... To what we've got... It doesn't make a difference if we're naked or not..." #MisheardLyrics
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Spatula City @spatula8.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Did the POTUS fail to make 'SI' happen? CNBC dot com, which wallows in every opportunity to kiss Trump's butt, still calls AI 'AI'.
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Spatula City @spatula8.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
If his adult children weren't five assholes, this lunatic would be wearing a straitjacket now.
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Spatula City @spatula8.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Which moron came up with the idea to make fun of a crippled man’s affliction?
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Spatula City @spatula8.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
I played squaredle.com 10/07: 35/35 words ( 5 bonus words) ⏱️ In the top 16% by speed 🔥 Solve streak: 1678
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Squaredle
Squaredle is a daily word building game. Swipe letters in the grid to test your vocabulary every day and rise to the top of the leaderboards!
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Spatula City @spatula8.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Sounds like you‘ve got a ‘smart’ appliance. 🤪🤓🥸
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Spatula City @spatula8.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Connections Puzzle #1214 🟨🟨🟨🟨 🟩🟩🟩🟩 🟦🟦🟦🟦 🟪🟪🟪🟪
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Spatula City @spatula8.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
He said that America's KIA from the Iran war are 'small potatoes'. Why does this not end his political career? Never mind; I know the answer. He's a cult leader, and his cultists vote. He can say whatever.
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Spatula City @spatula8.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Hope the late Victor Kiam doesn't mind that I plagiarized him. Plagiarism is OK in parody.
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Spatula City @spatula8.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Thanks. Shart jokes getting enshittified was not a clever enough exemplar of wordplay to earn a 'like'. Yeah, now that I think of it, I could have done better. 🤔
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Spatula City @spatula8.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
At one time, fart jokes were being converted to shart jokes, but like everything else in the last 11 years, these jokes have been enshittified.
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Spatula City @spatula8.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Another law is if the lady is lying on the casino floor long enough, she's legally a table game. I'd put a black chip on the her tummy and bet on 'boy or girl'.
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Spatula City @spatula8.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
"Trickle-down economics takes some time to bring prosperity to the working class; let's be patient." -- ultra-billionaire Jeff Bezos. /s
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The Guardian @theguardian.com · 06/10/2026
Eva Marie Saint, star of North by Northwest and On the Waterfront, dies aged 102
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Eva Marie Saint, star of North by Northwest and On the Waterfront, dies aged 102
Landmark roles were in 50s classics directed by Elia Kazan and Alfred Hitchcock, before going on to play Superman’s adoptive mother in later life Eva Marie Saint, one of the last survivors of Hollywood’s golden age of the 1940s and 50s, has died aged 102. Her screen work spanned six decades: Saint made her screen debut opposite Marlon Brando in On the Waterfront, starred in Alfred Hitchcock’s celebrated thriller North by Northwest, and in one of her last screen appearances played Superman’s adoptive mother Martha Kent in the 2006 superhero film Superman Returns. A family spokesman said on Tuesday that Saint had died of natural causes at her home in Los Angeles. Continue reading...
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Spatula City @spatula8.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
The simplest explanation for this is: In Occam's medicine chest.
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Spatula City @spatula8.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
I'm a single person living alone, so it's astounding how much time I spend with neither my tits nor my dick out. I could take them out now with no ramifications but I choose not to. Am I not living life to the fullest?
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Spatula City @spatula8.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
I played squaredle.com 10/06: 36/36 words ( 6 bonus words) ⏱️ In the top 18% by speed 🔥 Solve streak: 1677
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Squaredle
Squaredle is a daily word building game. Swipe letters in the grid to test your vocabulary every day and rise to the top of the leaderboards!
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Spatula City @spatula8.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
When Texas had natural disasters, Biden gave them all the federal assistance they needed without hesitation. He was President for ALL of America. But We The People decided we wanted more Trumpism and less Bidenism. 🤔🤯
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Spatula City @spatula8.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
I’ll again repeat something I’ve reiterated before: Trump‘s johnson is so small it skews his center of gravity.
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Spatula City @spatula8.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
He has no problem with two more 9/11 attacks. Is this the final straw for the last few MAGA hangers-on? No, they’ll go along with this. They’re a cult.
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Spatula City @spatula8.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Connections Puzzle #1213 🟦🟦🟦🟦 🟪🟪🟪🟪 🟩🟩🟩🟩 🟨🟨🟨🟨
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Spatula City @spatula8.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Jim Bakker and Marjoe Gortner, within same day. #RIP Is Joyce Meyer in good health? Just askin'.
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Will McKinley @willmckinley.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Farewell to Marjoe Gortner (1944-2026) who used an Oscar-winning documentary about his life as a bogus Pentecostal preacher to launch a long and varied acting career. MARJOE (1972) is on Tubi if you need a reminder that religious conservatives have always fallen for charismatic charlatans. #FilmSky
A poster for MARJOE (1972) produced and directed by Howard Smith
and Sarah Kernochan.
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Spatula City @spatula8.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Joba was virtually unhittable after getting called up, with a 0.50 ERA. The swarm of midges somehow ended his magic; he was just an OK pitcher after that.
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