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Kat

@spatterdock.bsky.social
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Level 49 human who is trying to be kind.

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Kat @spatterdock.bsky.social · 16/02/2026
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Kat @spatterdock.bsky.social · 07/10/2025
A damp boy.
A very wet blue Quaker parrot, perched on his treat bowl, in full sun.
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Kat @spatterdock.bsky.social · 13/07/2025
Chuds gonna chud.
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Kat @spatterdock.bsky.social · 27/06/2025
Oh yeah, this app exists. It's somehow easy to forget. I never did take to Twitter, so I suppose that's why. 🤷
A side by side picture of 2D from the band Gorillaz, with black sclera - and a picture of Boba tea, with a red arrow pointing to the black boba pearls. Text above this reads: is it worth it
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Kat @spatterdock.bsky.social · 24/02/2025
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Kat @spatterdock.bsky.social · 05/02/2025
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Kat @spatterdock.bsky.social · 29/01/2025
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Kat @spatterdock.bsky.social · 17/12/2024
A tired yellow emoji looks up from its phone. It thinks what you just said is so fucking stupid.
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Kat @spatterdock.bsky.social · 11/12/2024
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Kat @spatterdock.bsky.social · 10/12/2024
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Kat @spatterdock.bsky.social · 10/12/2024
Wait til they find out the reward is "up to 50k".
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Kat @spatterdock.bsky.social · 08/12/2024
🤭 iykyk
A two panel image, from stills of the British television show "The Young Ones". Upper panel shows Father Christmas (Santa Claus) next to a blond young woman. She has a black hat and black jacket, with multiple pins on the lapels. The subtitles read "ho-di-ho! ho-di-ho!" The lower panel is nearly the same, but the woman looks up at Father Christmas with derision. The subtitle reads "fascist!".
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Kat @spatterdock.bsky.social · 07/12/2024
For when the kids ask. It really was the Silent Gen & Boomers. Sorry grandma and grandpa fucked you before you were born. My sympathies.
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Kat @spatterdock.bsky.social · 07/12/2024
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Kat @spatterdock.bsky.social · 05/12/2024
Henlo!
A blue and white Quaker Parrot leaning into the camera with extreme perspective, perched on a branch.
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Kat @spatterdock.bsky.social · 05/12/2024
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Kat @spatterdock.bsky.social · 30/11/2024
It's illegal to bait cops like this. #donuts
A parking lot with a few cars in the background. On an empty parking space, there is a pile of broken and discarded donuts. A line of text reads "it's illegal to bait cops like this".
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Kat @spatterdock.bsky.social · 30/11/2024
A messenger type message from "Stu" showing that he send a picture and a text below it. The picture is of a Moog synth keyboard set up. The text reads "I showed u my Moog pls respond".
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Kat @spatterdock.bsky.social · 30/11/2024
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Kat @spatterdock.bsky.social · 30/11/2024
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