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@sparxyte.wtf
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gen 5 stan (they/he)

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sparxyte @sparxyte.wtf · 05/09/2026
dril tweet: who cares. pick up a foot ball
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sparxyte @sparxyte.wtf · 06/07/2026
Woke 2 has already begun in Minneapolis 🏳️‍⚧️
Just an absolutely GARGANTUAN set of Truck Nutz hanging off the back of a truck, but painted like the trans flag. It fuckin OWNS.
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sparxyte @sparxyte.wtf · 03/06/2026
Charlie Scott
LeBron James 
Michael Jordan 
Bob McAdoo 
Wilt Chamberlain
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sparxyte @sparxyte.wtf · 21/04/2026
$58 for Kenny Pickett's 58-yard TD run in the 2021 ACC Championship Game, PLUS an additional $40 for the 40 extra yards gained after the fake slide which, while questionably legal, was sick as hell #H2P #CharitibundiBowl @newap-georgia.bsky.social
Donation to New American Pathways for $100.60 ($98 plus fees)
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sparxyte @sparxyte.wtf · 19/03/2026
quad box lookin' useful atm
CBS has a game, whereas TBS, TNT, and TruTV are all showing the exact same feed, commercials and all
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sparxyte @sparxyte.wtf · 15/01/2026
truly amazing
ironghazi map
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sparxyte @sparxyte.wtf · 12/08/2025
JD Vance Follower tag
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sparxyte @sparxyte.wtf · 05/08/2025
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sparxyte @sparxyte.wtf · 25/07/2025
Piggy poop balls
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sparxyte @sparxyte.wtf · 17/04/2025
Not football-related, but $57.51 (plus fees) for Duquesne beating VCU in the 2024 A10 men's basketball final to make their first men's NCAA tournament in FORTY SEVEN DANG YEARS #GoDukes #CharitibundiBowl @newap-georgia.bsky.social
Donation screenshot of $59.03 for New American Pathways.
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sparxyte @sparxyte.wtf · 15/04/2025
okay that hat's sick as hell, so I might as well donate now if it's unaccounted for. While we're piling on Penn State's cheap-ass fans, 42.39 (plus fees) for Pitt PROBABLY keeping Penn State out of the playoff in 2016, lol lmao lol @newap-georgia.bsky.social #CharitibundiBowl
Charitibundi Bowl donation receipt of 43.51: 42.39 (2016 Pitt-Penn State score), plus feesPitt $3,591
Penn State $1,079
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sparxyte @sparxyte.wtf · 21/01/2025
GET A JOB

STAY AWAY FROM HER
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sparxyte @sparxyte.wtf · 17/09/2024
lmao look at this scrub, just missing out on the first 5%
User #500,652 of 10 million+!
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sparxyte @sparxyte.wtf · 12/09/2024
Videobirb!
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sparxyte @sparxyte.wtf · 01/01/2024
Be the human who pushes other humans to cry in the shower
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sparxyte @sparxyte.wtf · 27/09/2023
having a sorting option titled "poster's roulette" shows the devs have a level of Being Online that encourages me about this site. expecting to see future updates include "the reply guy's gambit" and "lurker's delight"
Screenshot of the new reply sorting settings, highlighting "Random (aka "Poster's Roulette ")".
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