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𝗝𝗼𝗵𝗻-𝟭𝟭𝟳

@spartanofluck.bsky.social
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𝙾𝚞𝚛 𝚍𝚞𝚝𝚢 𝚊𝚜 𝚜𝚘𝚕𝚍𝚒𝚎𝚛𝚜 𝚒𝚜 𝚝𝚘 𝚙𝚛𝚘𝚝𝚎𝚌𝚝 𝚑𝚞𝚖𝚊𝚗𝚒𝚝𝚢, 𝚠𝚑𝚊𝚝𝚎𝚟𝚎𝚛 𝚝𝚑𝚎 𝚌𝚘𝚜𝚝. || @kelly087.bsky.social's fiancé. || 18+, Minor Muns & Muses DNI || PARODY || PFP created by me! Working on sourcing original creator of the Eagle decal in the banner

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𝗝𝗼𝗵𝗻-𝟭𝟭𝟳 @spartanofluck.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Sounds like his kind of treat, then. He'll give the traditional kiss before he picks one up off the plate.
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𝗝𝗼𝗵𝗻-𝟭𝟭𝟳 @spartanofluck.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Stern look noticed. Commencing non-verbal communication to determine if something is wrong. (To literally anyone else it looks like he's just staring at her)
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𝗝𝗼𝗵𝗻-𝟭𝟭𝟳 @spartanofluck.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
ʏᴏᴜ ᴄᴀɴ ᴡɪɴ ɪꜰ ʏᴏᴜ ᴅᴀʀᴇ. #SpartanSunday 🎨 - Angelstorm-82 on DeviantArt!
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𝗝𝗼𝗵𝗻-𝟭𝟭𝟳 @spartanofluck.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
It looks delicious... what is it called?
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𝗝𝗼𝗵𝗻-𝟭𝟭𝟳 @spartanofluck.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
He nods, affirming with a "Mhm..." just before another neck kiss.
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𝗝𝗼𝗵𝗻-𝟭𝟭𝟳 @spartanofluck.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
"Hello, Petty Officer," he whispers. "Having a good day so far?"
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𝗝𝗼𝗵𝗻-𝟭𝟭𝟳 @spartanofluck.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Does this to @kelly087.bsky.social (Maybe a couple kisses to the neck, too)
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𝗝𝗼𝗵𝗻-𝟭𝟭𝟳 @spartanofluck.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
We might have to take on Activision to make it stick... but I think it's a fight we can manage.
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𝗝𝗼𝗵𝗻-𝟭𝟭𝟳 @spartanofluck.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Yeah those probably aren't happening, let's be honest.
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𝗝𝗼𝗵𝗻-𝟭𝟭𝟳 @spartanofluck.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Yeah if I can make sure we're even here in five years I'll do that.
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𝗝𝗼𝗵𝗻-𝟭𝟭𝟳 @spartanofluck.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
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This Is Fine Dog Meme in Burning House
ALT: This Is Fine Dog Meme in Burning House
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𝗝𝗼𝗵𝗻-𝟭𝟭𝟳 @spartanofluck.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Not the time, Daisy. Now if you'll excuse me, I need to get ready to become an even greater symbol of corporate greed.
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Clown Transformation Meme
ALT: Clown Transformation Meme
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𝗝𝗼𝗵𝗻-𝟭𝟭𝟳 @spartanofluck.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
// I don't know how to feel about this
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Ben affleck
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𝗝𝗼𝗵𝗻-𝟭𝟭𝟳 @spartanofluck.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
📲I'll let you know what I find, then. 📲See you tonight.
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𝗝𝗼𝗵𝗻-𝟭𝟭𝟳 @spartanofluck.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
He's very glad she agrees.
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𝗝𝗼𝗵𝗻-𝟭𝟭𝟳 @spartanofluck.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
📲Yes. 📲If you're up for that.
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𝗝𝗼𝗵𝗻-𝟭𝟭𝟳 @spartanofluck.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
#SpartanSunday See? He can wear something nice.
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𝗝𝗼𝗵𝗻-𝟭𝟭𝟳 @spartanofluck.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
📲Not yet, but I've got a genre in mind. How do you feel about mystery?
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𝗝𝗼𝗵𝗻-𝟭𝟭𝟳 @spartanofluck.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
@kelly087.bsky.social 📲Movie tonight?
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𝗝𝗼𝗵𝗻-𝟭𝟭𝟳 @spartanofluck.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
First to the front. Always.
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𝗝𝗼𝗵𝗻-𝟭𝟭𝟳 @spartanofluck.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
He nods in agreement. "I assume all the IIs on board will get invites, unless you think we should leave someone off the list..." He selects a smaller room, then continues, "What about non-Spartans? Admiral Hood and Captain Lasky come to mind."
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𝗝𝗼𝗵𝗻-𝟭𝟭𝟳 @spartanofluck.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
He's laying in his bunk with an arm around @kelly087.bsky.social, scrolling through available rooms on his tacpad. "Do we want it somewhere on S-deck?" he asked. "Can't imagine we'd invite too many non-Spartan personnel..."
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𝗝𝗼𝗵𝗻-𝟭𝟭𝟳 @spartanofluck.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
To be fair, people probably already do.
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𝗝𝗼𝗵𝗻-𝟭𝟭𝟳 @spartanofluck.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
// Add the spider sense and Chief can't even really use stealth to get the jump on Peter
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𝗝𝗼𝗵𝗻-𝟭𝟭𝟳 @spartanofluck.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
// Probably not? Not sure if Peter is as fast as Chief, but he's probably stronger, smarter, and is far too unpredictable for Chief to really fight back. This probably goes for almost every version of Peter as Spider-Man, honestly
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𝗝𝗼𝗵𝗻-𝟭𝟭𝟳 @spartanofluck.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
... right...
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𝗝𝗼𝗵𝗻-𝟭𝟭𝟳 @spartanofluck.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
// I think a Waffle House could probably survive the Fall of Reach
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𝗝𝗼𝗵𝗻-𝟭𝟭𝟳 @spartanofluck.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
"Blue Team, we're coming up on an unknown structure. This wasn't in the ONI brief, but it looks like a place that's seen a lot of combat. Proceed with EXTREME caution..." @fred-104.bsky.social @kelly087.bsky.social @zenrecon.bsky.social
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𝗝𝗼𝗵𝗻-𝟭𝟭𝟳 @spartanofluck.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
He's going to have... "a day" today, he can tell already.
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zυzυĸ @zuzukofunsc.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
Scary man.
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𝗝𝗼𝗵𝗻-𝟭𝟭𝟳 @spartanofluck.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
+galaxy" problem that is either never going to get acknowledged again or it's going to be handwaved away in a book or something
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𝗝𝗼𝗵𝗻-𝟭𝟭𝟳 @spartanofluck.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
// Halo 5: Guardians. Just the whole thing. Or at least have it re-written heavily. Aside from the whole "it derailed the series entirely" (something the franchise is STILL recovering from...) it kind of has this big fucking "Master Chief is basically entirely responsible for Cortana enslaving the+
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𝗝𝗼𝗵𝗻-𝟭𝟭𝟳 @spartanofluck.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
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Thad Castle (BMS) with Red Roses
ALT: Thad Castle (BMS) with Red Roses
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𝗝𝗼𝗵𝗻-𝟭𝟭𝟳 @spartanofluck.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
He would ask if something was on her mind, but he has a feeling he already knows...
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𝗝𝗼𝗵𝗻-𝟭𝟭𝟳 @spartanofluck.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
#SpartanSunday Nothing like a good spar on Sunday to keep himself busy.
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𝗝𝗼𝗵𝗻-𝟭𝟭𝟳 @spartanofluck.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
Another moment of him giving her "the brow," before his expression eases up. "Alright, if you want to play that game," he says with a light smirk. "I look forward to seeing what you have in store."
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𝗝𝗼𝗵𝗻-𝟭𝟭𝟳 @spartanofluck.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
Giving her "the brow." She's never been able to lie to him, and she knows this.
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𝗝𝗼𝗵𝗻-𝟭𝟭𝟳 @spartanofluck.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
What's she trying to do?
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𝗝𝗼𝗵𝗻-𝟭𝟭𝟳 @spartanofluck.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
// It's been long enough we can stop pretending like that show wasn't peak
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𝗝𝗼𝗵𝗻-𝟭𝟭𝟳 @spartanofluck.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
// I mean... isn't it obvious?
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Pablo Schreiber Tanto
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𝗝𝗼𝗵𝗻-𝟭𝟭𝟳 @spartanofluck.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
When I'm right, I'm right.
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𝗝𝗼𝗵𝗻-𝟭𝟭𝟳 @spartanofluck.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
😉
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𝗝𝗼𝗵𝗻-𝟭𝟭𝟳 @spartanofluck.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
... sorry, I got a little distracted. What about thickest Spartan?
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𝗝𝗼𝗵𝗻-𝟭𝟭𝟳 @spartanofluck.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
All booked up, surprisingly. This is the next best thing.
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𝗝𝗼𝗵𝗻-𝟭𝟭𝟳 @spartanofluck.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
He gave a light smirk her way. "If you say so, my love..." He makes his way over to her, bringing a hand up to cup her chin. "How are you today, hm?"
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𝗝𝗼𝗵𝗻-𝟭𝟭𝟳 @spartanofluck.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
Catching the coin in his hand, John opened his palm before opening his eyes. On the coin was a picture of an eagle. Closing his hand around the coin once more, he placed it back in his pocket. "The terms are set," he said, nodding in Salvador's direction.
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𝗝𝗼𝗵𝗻-𝟭𝟭𝟳 @spartanofluck.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
Not really. The bag can't fight back.
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𝗝𝗼𝗵𝗻-𝟭𝟭𝟳 @spartanofluck.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
"You're staring, Starlight." He's decided he's going to be a little cheeky today.
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𝗝𝗼𝗵𝗻-𝟭𝟭𝟳 @spartanofluck.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
;--
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𝗝𝗼𝗵𝗻-𝟭𝟭𝟳 @spartanofluck.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
Sometimes the Marines ask him to bend or break things. Junk, mostly. Scrap metal and the like. Usually he'll humor them. Seems to brighten their day a little.
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