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Soren Sylpheed 🏺 || The Spartan Janitor

@spartanjanitor.bsky.social
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A clean boi that finds himself in a lot of messes. Was cursed to be a cat. I got better. || EN Vtuber www.twitch.tv/spartanjanitor

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Soren Sylpheed 🏺 || The Spartan Janitor @spartanjanitor.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Today is a "listening to Intial D all day in the office" kinda day. 🔥 🕺🔥
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Soren Sylpheed 🏺 || The Spartan Janitor @spartanjanitor.bsky.social · 22/07/2026
Been sick with bronchitis for a week and it's felt like an eternity because no streaming. I should be back to streaming today or tomorrow! Feeling things out though. 😷
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Soren Sylpheed 🏺 || The Spartan Janitor @spartanjanitor.bsky.social · 06/07/2026
No longer in LA. It was an interesting experience for sure. Lots of laughs and some good drinks at the end. 🙂‍↕️
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Soren Sylpheed 🏺 || The Spartan Janitor @spartanjanitor.bsky.social · 05/07/2026
#holoSerendipity Being physically at Holo EN's Serendipity concert was something else. Even despite venue and technical difficulties, the concert was a blast this community still manages to blow my mind with how awesome they are. So glad I could be a part of it this year!
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Soren Sylpheed 🏺 || The Spartan Janitor @spartanjanitor.bsky.social · 03/07/2026
Doki and the Sloppy Sisters are teaching me so much about horses, worm racing, and Marvel Rivals toe content today. Damn. Educational!
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Soren Sylpheed 🏺 || The Spartan Janitor @spartanjanitor.bsky.social · 03/07/2026
LA, I am inside you 😶‍🌫️
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Soren Sylpheed 🏺 || The Spartan Janitor @spartanjanitor.bsky.social · 16/06/2026
Been busy with work and health things lately and haven't streamed a whole lot. Trying to fix that this week now that work has died down. 😓
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Soren Sylpheed 🏺 || The Spartan Janitor @spartanjanitor.bsky.social · 14/05/2026
I have Sea Shanty 2 stuck in my head right now for no reason but I'm bot complaining.
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Soren Sylpheed 🏺 || The Spartan Janitor @spartanjanitor.bsky.social · 05/05/2026
I gotta get some Mexican food for dinner. Can't forget Cinco de Mayo! 🇲🇽
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Soren Sylpheed 🏺 || The Spartan Janitor @spartanjanitor.bsky.social · 05/05/2026
Eating spaghetti for lunch at my work's cafeteria and I came to a horrible conclusion: The noodles are short which means they snapped the noodles in half... Whyyyyyyy!? 😠🤌🇮🇹
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Soren Sylpheed 🏺 || The Spartan Janitor @spartanjanitor.bsky.social · 26/04/2026
Been playing Marathon lately. I had doubts at first that I'd get into it but when my friend Skelefellah told me about how he treated each outing like a game of Apex, it became REEEEALLY satisfying to play. Honestly, a very chill game tonplay with friends. Loot, scoot, shoot and maybe perish. Fun!
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Serah ✨ @serahbear.bsky.social · 11/04/2026
We're playing Sekiro with @spartanjanitor.bsky.social today! See you soon! twitch.tv/serahbear
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a spider is crawling in front of a window
Alt: Genichiro Ashina rising up from death on the floor. Game: SEKIRO: SHADOWS DIE TWICE
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Soren Sylpheed 🏺 || The Spartan Janitor @spartanjanitor.bsky.social · 13/03/2026
Happy favorite number day! (I always loved 13. Boo all the haters of Fridays like this.)
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Soren Sylpheed 🏺 || The Spartan Janitor @spartanjanitor.bsky.social · 12/03/2026
To all my friends, Felíz Jueves! 🕺
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Soren Sylpheed 🏺 || The Spartan Janitor @spartanjanitor.bsky.social · 10/03/2026
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Soren Sylpheed 🏺 || The Spartan Janitor @spartanjanitor.bsky.social · 10/03/2026
Told my family that we should throw out some bread they bought because it was moldy. They told me "just pick off the moldy parts, it'll be fine!" No...you really won't. Throw it out. That mold goes further into the bread than you think.
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Soren Sylpheed 🏺 || The Spartan Janitor @spartanjanitor.bsky.social · 09/03/2026
Aaaaaahhhh .....I forgot to fix my alarm clock last night.
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Soren Sylpheed 🏺 || The Spartan Janitor @spartanjanitor.bsky.social · 05/03/2026
Been reading TTRPG books at work in my downtime and I really wanna solo adventure in soon. Gonna try out the Ryuutama ruleset first and see how things turn out.
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Soren Sylpheed 🏺 || The Spartan Janitor @spartanjanitor.bsky.social · 20/02/2026
It's so nice to see that goofy tapir with her friends ln stage. Man I Love Nimi. 💭 💚 #NimiNightmare #Nimiversary
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J. L. Westover @mrlovenstein.bsky.social · 17/02/2026
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Soren Sylpheed 🏺 || The Spartan Janitor @spartanjanitor.bsky.social · 09/02/2026
Walked into the work cafeteria and there was some weird squiggly puff doing circles on the floor. I put my foot in front of it to stop it and it broke from circling and freaked out before going under the vending machines. It was almost like I just saw a Ghibil soot sprite. 😶
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Soren Sylpheed 🏺 || The Spartan Janitor @spartanjanitor.bsky.social · 29/01/2026
Picked up Vintage Story after seeing an inkling of the survival stuff you can do in it. Very much my vibe. Gonna try out Hytale next week.
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Soren Sylpheed 🏺 || The Spartan Janitor @spartanjanitor.bsky.social · 29/12/2025
The hotel toilet still smells like dog and I had the intrusive thought while peeing that I could make it sound like a dog drinking from their water bowl. Why am I like this?
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Soren Sylpheed 🏺 || The Spartan Janitor @spartanjanitor.bsky.social · 25/12/2025
Went to Seattle to experience a new city as a Christmas present to myself. The toilet in my hotel room smells strongly like dog and I don't know why.
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Soren Sylpheed 🏺 || The Spartan Janitor @spartanjanitor.bsky.social · 17/12/2025
Getting reminded how rough max difficulty on Ring Fit Adventure is last night live on Twitch was quite an experience. I still don't feel sore yet. I'm just wondering how tomorrow will feel...
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Soren Sylpheed 🏺 || The Spartan Janitor @spartanjanitor.bsky.social · 15/12/2025
Man. Looking back at my own feelings for the Game Awards this year and I think I'm done watching any more of them. I was hoping to celebrate video game creators but instead was met with mostly 3 hours of commercials. #thegameawards
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Soren Sylpheed 🏺 || The Spartan Janitor @spartanjanitor.bsky.social · 28/11/2025
Sporbday was yesterday. Very fun and now I wanna do community servers more often.
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Soren Sylpheed 🏺 || The Spartan Janitor @spartanjanitor.bsky.social · 12/11/2025
I paid off my college loans this week! Wooooo! One less anchor for me! 🎉🎉🎉
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Soren Sylpheed 🏺 || The Spartan Janitor @spartanjanitor.bsky.social · 07/11/2025
I saw baozhi in my feed this morning and I have a need that must be fulfilled. Dammit. Guess I gotta get some on the way home today.
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Soren Sylpheed 🏺 || The Spartan Janitor @spartanjanitor.bsky.social · 03/11/2025
It's just me liking my friends' go live posts the next day because I'm a goober and don't check my feed until I'm not at home. 😶‍🌫️
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Soren Sylpheed 🏺 || The Spartan Janitor @spartanjanitor.bsky.social · 28/10/2025
Homework is calling me but work work keeps me from home. Bweh. 😮‍💨
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Soren Sylpheed 🏺 || The Spartan Janitor @spartanjanitor.bsky.social · 26/10/2025
Last night's stream of Castlevania III reminded me that while I'm thankful for the NES games providing good bones for the series, HOT DAMN am I glad they learned from those early works. There was so much unfair nonsense in that game. 😂
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Soren Sylpheed 🏺 || The Spartan Janitor @spartanjanitor.bsky.social · 07/10/2025
October always gets me thinking about Castlevania. Man, I love that series.
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Soren Sylpheed 🏺 || The Spartan Janitor @spartanjanitor.bsky.social · 20/09/2025
.... there's a lot of karaoke happening today. Oh man.
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Soren Sylpheed 🏺 || The Spartan Janitor @spartanjanitor.bsky.social · 04/09/2025
I wish everyone a happy Silk Song day. 😌
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Soren Sylpheed 🏺 || The Spartan Janitor @spartanjanitor.bsky.social · 15/08/2025
TFW you're yapping with friends... 😌
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Soren Sylpheed 🏺 || The Spartan Janitor @spartanjanitor.bsky.social · 12/08/2025
Paid for some people's lunch yesterday because they didn't know the place only took cash. Glad I could make a day a little more bearable for them. 🙂‍↕️
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Soren Sylpheed 🏺 || The Spartan Janitor @spartanjanitor.bsky.social · 10/08/2025
Oh no. I bought Peak...
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Soren Sylpheed 🏺 || The Spartan Janitor @spartanjanitor.bsky.social · 05/08/2025
Been watching Kbash's videos while I work lately and they have been such a great experience intellectually. The guy really gets into the meat of games and isn't afraid to deconstruct entire genres to find meaning and purpose. Can recommend. This guy's a gem. youtube.com/@kbash?si=5t...
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Soren Sylpheed 🏺 || The Spartan Janitor @spartanjanitor.bsky.social · 31/07/2025
Goofing around in Noita. Guess I'll pebbish. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ www.twitch.tv/spartanjanitor
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【Noita】A miserable pile of magic
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Soren Sylpheed 🏺 || The Spartan Janitor @spartanjanitor.bsky.social · 30/07/2025
New Augur means more Nightreign, oh boy! I wonder if they made 'em significantly less of a pincushion for Ironeye. 🤔 🏹
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Soren Sylpheed 🏺 || The Spartan Janitor @spartanjanitor.bsky.social · 28/07/2025
Had Greek chicken for lunch but they had chocolate cake for dessert instead of something like baklava. Maaaaaan
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Soren Sylpheed 🏺 || The Spartan Janitor @spartanjanitor.bsky.social · 28/07/2025
I love how different of an experience PlateUp is for everyone. When I play, half the time I'm just chilling in the kitchen doing like 3 things at once. Meanwhile, my friends outside the kitchen are freaking out taking orders and bussing tables. 🔥🍽️🔥 PlateUp is a relaxing experience. 🙂‍↕️
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Soren Sylpheed 🏺 || The Spartan Janitor @spartanjanitor.bsky.social · 16/07/2025
Been streaming my journey through Death Stranding but I never remember to post when I'm live. HEH. We're up to 3 streams now! D: www.twitch.tv/spartanjanitor #deathstranding
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【Death Stranding】Kojima Brand Xtreme Hiking #3
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Soren Sylpheed 🏺 || The Spartan Janitor @spartanjanitor.bsky.social · 15/07/2025
Did a very weird run on PlateUp tonight. We made the disgusting concept of a bakery where people share dunking cauldrons full of food with each other. The floor was never clean.... www.twitch.tv/videos/25128...
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Soren Sylpheed 🏺 || The Spartan Janitor @spartanjanitor.bsky.social · 11/07/2025
Took me a while to figure out that he was talking about Death Stranding 2. I definitely try to avoid talking in abbreviations because there's just too many things already taken in people's minds. A good number of people mentioned confusion on Dark Souls 2 because of this post.
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Soren Sylpheed 🏺 || The Spartan Janitor @spartanjanitor.bsky.social · 25/06/2025
My streamer anniversary is tomorrow apparently and I have no plans or ideas on what to do. Maybe just karaoke? ....but then it won't have a vod. Hmm... 🤔
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Soren Sylpheed 🏺 || The Spartan Janitor @spartanjanitor.bsky.social · 23/06/2025
Imagine putting out a streaming schedule. Couldn't be me. Anyway, at some point I'm gonna do more Death Stranding this week because I crave walking in a video game.
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Soren Sylpheed 🏺 || The Spartan Janitor @spartanjanitor.bsky.social · 17/06/2025
I had a dream where I was streaming and chat pointed out I opened an eroge. Wuh.
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Soren Sylpheed 🏺 || The Spartan Janitor @spartanjanitor.bsky.social · 08/06/2025
Did my first solo run on Nightreign. Damn this game is more satisfying than the OG and I'm starting to feel like I'll never gain interest in the Shadow of the Erdtree DLC.
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