wow, it's crazy how much better i feel about myself after i shave and shower, damn i look pretty.
LB "Learn Ball" Sparrow
@sparr0wsne5t.northsky.social
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Loretta Blue, 26, she/they 🏳️⚧️🇵🇷 Stream of consciousness posting, I kinda just yap about whatever but usually it's about my sports teams, video games I'm playing, or how bad I wish I could be with my partners. 💊: 8/19/2025 ⛈️☀️/ 🐺😺
![Hanging Chad (foil): Retrigger first scored card of a hand 2 additional times [Foil: +50 chips]
Photograph: x2 mult for first scored face card
Golden Joker: +$4 at end of round
Certificate: Create a random card with a random seal at the start of round
Mystic Summit: +15 mult when 0 discards remain
Hologram (foil): Gain x.25 mult when a card is added to deck](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:6ybag6rbn2afp7b4iu3i4scu/bafkreidjeicnnifbrw2xhgaz7z4q2uobquk6rqhe6ouxdy7evsyhd5kajm)
![Deck Stake Wins: 100% [120/120]](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:6ybag6rbn2afp7b4iu3i4scu/bafkreieetczq2ne62axpb4qtkuwdmlrp5odqgwe3uio6yycvr2htarm4ha)
![Turtle Bean (foil): +5 hand size, reduces by 1 each round [Foil: +50 chips]
Stuntman: +250 chips, -2 hand size
Abstract Joker: +3 mult for each joker
Shoot the Moon: +13 mult for queens held in hand
Reserved Parking (polychrome): Face cards held in hand have a 1 in 2 chance of earning $1 [polychrome: x1.5 mult]
Card Sharp: x3 mult if poker hand has already been played in a round](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:6ybag6rbn2afp7b4iu3i4scu/bafkreifrx6ea5zbra34ymyna7lbbf4cdefiveu6emuqj7zypbhze3icqzq)
![Hanging Chad: Retrigger first scored card two additional times
Photograph (holographic): x2 mult for first scored face card [Holographic: +10 mult]
Triboulet: x2 mult for every scored king and queen
Sixth Sense (holographic): If first played hand of a round is a high card 6, destroy it and gain a spectral card
Driver's License: x3 mult when full deck contains 16 enhanced cards
Steel Joker: Gains x0.2 mult for every steel card in full deck.
Hiker (negative): Scored cards gain +5 chips [Negative: +1 joker slot]](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:6ybag6rbn2afp7b4iu3i4scu/bafkreihlisnl2zgwjn22xq5vvc3envlxudch62xheg53d5rxz352yjwyle)
![Mail-in Rebate (negative): Earn $5 per card of a given rank discarded, changes every round [Negative: +1 joker slot]
Hanging Chad (negative): Retrigger first scored card of a hand 2 additional times
Smiley Face: +5 mult for scored face cards
Photograph (foil): x2 mult for first scored face card of a hand [Foil: +50 chips]
Sock & Buskin: Retrigger scored face cards one additional time.
Swashbuckler: Adds the sell value of your other jokers as mult
The Duo: x2 mult if played hand contains a pair
Throwback (foil): Gains x.25 mult for every blind skipped.](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:6ybag6rbn2afp7b4iu3i4scu/bafkreietqxtyoa25ztv66jp7tpv7r5ua3uomlw7ef3upyjdz6eptdwuu4i)
