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Sparky @sparkysmalarkey.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
That's what I thought when I saw this on Grand Designs a couple of weeks ago – I feel very sorry for the people in the block of flats opposite.
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Sparky @sparkysmalarkey.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
My friend Sabina is taking on the Strong Woman Challenge, to raise funds for the British Heart Foundation – please bung her a few quid, if you can! www.justgiving.com/fundraising/...
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Sabina
Help Sabina Kashmiri raise money to support British Heart Foundation
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Sparky @sparkysmalarkey.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Enid Blyton’s really trying to crack that Tom Clancy/airport thriller market.
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Sparky @sparkysmalarkey.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
My youngest daughter received her final book from Dolly’s Imagination Library a couple of weeks ago - what a truly wonderful legacy she has left behind.
Letter from Dolly Parton congratulating the recipient on reaching 5 years old and marking the end of their Imagination Library journey.
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Sparky @sparkysmalarkey.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
bsky.app/profile/basi...
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Sparky @sparkysmalarkey.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Excellent, now we just need to purge the charity shops of their rapidly increasing stock of his back catalogue.
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Sparky @sparkysmalarkey.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
this is unhinged.
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Sparky @sparkysmalarkey.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
static.klipy.com
Ripley Questions IQs in Aliens
ALT: Ripley Questions IQs in Aliens
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Sparky @sparkysmalarkey.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
Little known fact; 10mph is the speed at which light travels through Norfolk. This explains a lot.
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Sparky @sparkysmalarkey.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
RIP
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Optimus Prime: Autobots, Roll Out!
ALT: Optimus Prime: Autobots, Roll Out!
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Sparky @sparkysmalarkey.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
Class
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Sparky @sparkysmalarkey.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
"No, I can't believe I'm here, either. Hee hee."
A picture of Michael Jackson
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Sparky @sparkysmalarkey.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
"you'll have to speak up, I'm wearing a towel"
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Sparky @sparkysmalarkey.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
Stefan sounds like exactly the sort of insufferably pompous twat whose opinion I’d prefer to avoid by turning my headphones up.
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Sparky @sparkysmalarkey.bsky.social · 01/08/2026
We got to see the full season here, in the UK. I still live in hope of a Blu-Ray release at some point.
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Sparky @sparkysmalarkey.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
is that single or return?
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Sparky @sparkysmalarkey.bsky.social · 24/06/2026
Norwich, where Bob isn’t necessarily just your uncle.
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Sparky @sparkysmalarkey.bsky.social · 19/06/2026
Blue Velvet. Dennis Hopper is still Frank. Everybody else? Muppets.
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Dennis Hopper: Frank Booth in Blue Velvet
ALT: Dennis Hopper: Frank Booth in Blue Velvet
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Sparky @sparkysmalarkey.bsky.social · 31/05/2026
I’d feel safer driving around in car constructed entirely from soft boiled eggs
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Sparky @sparkysmalarkey.bsky.social · 30/04/2026
Some speakers in the channel playing Mumford and Sons on a loop would be more effective than mines.
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Sparky @sparkysmalarkey.bsky.social · 24/04/2026
*fingers crossed
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Sparky @sparkysmalarkey.bsky.social · 24/04/2026
I ordered the blood red vinyl as soon as it was announced - fingers I won’t be waiting until too long for my copy to arrive…
Notice from bleep.com

“We have experienced overwhelming demand for this record. We want to supply all orders, and so are keeping the presses going to match demand. The record is currently being pressed at multiple pressing plants around the world. Customers who have already received order confirmations should still get their order on, or close to release date. From this point, we can not guarantee that orders will be delivered by release day, and it is likely there will be some delay, but we will get them to you as soon as possible. The release date listed here is a long date and should be improved upon. Digital formats will be available for download from 29th May. We will not keep pressing this format beyond the release date. The black vinyl format will be repressed and kept in stock moving forward beyond release date.”
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Sparky @sparkysmalarkey.bsky.social · 22/04/2026
If you're still having trouble with Bleep, I got mine from Bandcamp... boardsofcanada.bandcamp.com/album/inferno
boardsofcanada.bandcamp.com
Inferno, by Boards of Canada
18 track album
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Sparky @sparkysmalarkey.bsky.social · 10/04/2026
OI know because OI driv hair
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Sparky @sparkysmalarkey.bsky.social · 10/04/2026
They still do in Norfolk
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Sparky @sparkysmalarkey.bsky.social · 09/04/2026
Or worse...
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winnie the pooh is standing in front of a mirror and looking at himself
Alt: winnie the pooh is standing in front of a mirror and looking at himself
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Sparky @sparkysmalarkey.bsky.social · 08/04/2026
Much like The Wire, I spent the first few episodes wondering what the hell was going on, but then it all clicks into place. A great show.
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Sparky @sparkysmalarkey.bsky.social · 07/04/2026
something something wall blown down in MY back lane
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Sparky @sparkysmalarkey.bsky.social · 07/04/2026
"Sorry, we'd love to platform a Nazi for 3 nights, but the government says we can't so we're taking our ball home."
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Sparky @sparkysmalarkey.bsky.social · 07/04/2026
#BoycottFestivalRepublic ; Reading and Leeds, Latitude, Wilderness, Lovebox, Great Escape, Electric Picnic.
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Sparky @sparkysmalarkey.bsky.social · 07/04/2026
Festival Republic have really nailed their colours to the mast. #BoycottFestivalRepublic ; Reading and Leeds, Latitude, Wilderness, Lovebox, Great Escape, Electric Picnic.
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Sparky @sparkysmalarkey.bsky.social · 07/04/2026
They should have never booked him in the first place.
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Sparky @sparkysmalarkey.bsky.social · 07/04/2026
Skrewdriver's agent is waiting anxiously by the phone...
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Sparky @sparkysmalarkey.bsky.social · 07/04/2026
He has the moral depth of puddle.
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Sparky @sparkysmalarkey.bsky.social · 07/04/2026
Financially better off maybe, but the reputational damage is there for all to see.
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Sparky @sparkysmalarkey.bsky.social · 06/04/2026
Nazi apologists. Money is the only thing FR/Live Nation care about, so vote with your wallet and #BoycottFestivalRepublic ; Reading and Leeds, Latitude, Wilderness, Lovebox, Great Escape, Electric Picnic.
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Sparky @sparkysmalarkey.bsky.social · 06/04/2026
It is.
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Sparky @sparkysmalarkey.bsky.social · 06/04/2026
#BoycottFestivalRepublic - Reading and Leeds, Latitude, Wilderness, Lovebox, Great Escape, Electric Picnic
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Sparky @sparkysmalarkey.bsky.social · 06/04/2026
As someone who worked for him and Festival Republic for a very long year, none of this surprises me. My experience was a company with a toxic culture that trickled down from the top and no understanding of nuance; just all about the money.
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Sparky @sparkysmalarkey.bsky.social · 16/02/2026
Thanks for sharing, MMM. I've just managed to get a ticket to see this show in London next month and frankly, I'm a little bit excited.
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Sparky @sparkysmalarkey.bsky.social · 31/01/2026
Park life!
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Christy Coysh @christycoysh.bsky.social · 13/01/2026
I’ve got something to show you. Feat. @brettdomino
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Sparky @sparkysmalarkey.bsky.social · 08/01/2026
Rumour has it that he got his OBE for that tweet
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Sparky @sparkysmalarkey.bsky.social · 29/12/2025
36 years ago, I made a tagliatelle carbonara for Su Pollard, when she came to eat at the restaurant I was working in.
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Sparky @sparkysmalarkey.bsky.social · 24/12/2025
Bloody hell, are you going to handcuff him to a radiator, too?
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Sparky @sparkysmalarkey.bsky.social · 19/12/2025
Thinking about going no-contact with my mum next year
Back To The Future film poster
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Sparky @sparkysmalarkey.bsky.social · 09/12/2025
A lovely tribute and a fascinating interview – thanks for sharing
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Sparky @sparkysmalarkey.bsky.social · 02/12/2025
As we've learnt over the past decade, 52% of the British public don't know their arseholes from their elbows.
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Sparky @sparkysmalarkey.bsky.social · 28/11/2025
"Hi, I'm Barry Scott"
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Sparky @sparkysmalarkey.bsky.social · 27/11/2025
Possibly the most beautifully staged production I’ve ever seen. Just hoping it runs and runs, so we can take our now four-year old to see it when she’s old enough.
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