Sparky @sparkysmalarkey.bsky.social · 06/10/2026That's what I thought when I saw this on Grand Designs a couple of weeks ago – I feel very sorry for the people in the block of flats opposite. 010
Sparky @sparkysmalarkey.bsky.social · 30/09/2026My friend Sabina is taking on the Strong Woman Challenge, to raise funds for the British Heart Foundation – please bung her a few quid, if you can! www.justgiving.com/fundraising/...justgiving.comSabinaHelp Sabina Kashmiri raise money to support British Heart Foundation 000
Sparky @sparkysmalarkey.bsky.social · 27/09/2026Enid Blyton’s really trying to crack that Tom Clancy/airport thriller market. 021
Sparky @sparkysmalarkey.bsky.social · 23/09/2026My youngest daughter received her final book from Dolly’s Imagination Library a couple of weeks ago - what a truly wonderful legacy she has left behind. 000
Sparky @sparkysmalarkey.bsky.social · 18/09/2026Excellent, now we just need to purge the charity shops of their rapidly increasing stock of his back catalogue. 2140
Sparky @sparkysmalarkey.bsky.social · 11/09/2026static.klipy.comRipley Questions IQs in AliensALT: Ripley Questions IQs in Aliens 011
Sparky @sparkysmalarkey.bsky.social · 02/09/2026Little known fact; 10mph is the speed at which light travels through Norfolk. This explains a lot. 000
Sparky @sparkysmalarkey.bsky.social · 27/08/2026RIPstatic.klipy.comOptimus Prime: Autobots, Roll Out!ALT: Optimus Prime: Autobots, Roll Out! 000
Sparky @sparkysmalarkey.bsky.social · 26/08/2026"No, I can't believe I'm here, either. Hee hee." 0481
Sparky @sparkysmalarkey.bsky.social · 09/08/2026Stefan sounds like exactly the sort of insufferably pompous twat whose opinion I’d prefer to avoid by turning my headphones up. 000
Sparky @sparkysmalarkey.bsky.social · 01/08/2026We got to see the full season here, in the UK. I still live in hope of a Blu-Ray release at some point. 020
Sparky @sparkysmalarkey.bsky.social · 24/06/2026Norwich, where Bob isn’t necessarily just your uncle. 010
Sparky @sparkysmalarkey.bsky.social · 19/06/2026Blue Velvet. Dennis Hopper is still Frank. Everybody else? Muppets.static.klipy.comDennis Hopper: Frank Booth in Blue VelvetALT: Dennis Hopper: Frank Booth in Blue Velvet 010
Sparky @sparkysmalarkey.bsky.social · 31/05/2026I’d feel safer driving around in car constructed entirely from soft boiled eggs 000
Sparky @sparkysmalarkey.bsky.social · 30/04/2026Some speakers in the channel playing Mumford and Sons on a loop would be more effective than mines. 070
Sparky @sparkysmalarkey.bsky.social · 24/04/2026I ordered the blood red vinyl as soon as it was announced - fingers I won’t be waiting until too long for my copy to arrive… 130
Sparky @sparkysmalarkey.bsky.social · 22/04/2026If you're still having trouble with Bleep, I got mine from Bandcamp... boardsofcanada.bandcamp.com/album/infernoboardsofcanada.bandcamp.comInferno, by Boards of Canada18 track album 110
Sparky @sparkysmalarkey.bsky.social · 09/04/2026Or worse...media.tenor.comwinnie the pooh is standing in front of a mirror and looking at himselfAlt: winnie the pooh is standing in front of a mirror and looking at himself 000
Sparky @sparkysmalarkey.bsky.social · 08/04/2026Much like The Wire, I spent the first few episodes wondering what the hell was going on, but then it all clicks into place. A great show. 050
Sparky @sparkysmalarkey.bsky.social · 07/04/2026something something wall blown down in MY back lane 000
Sparky @sparkysmalarkey.bsky.social · 07/04/2026"Sorry, we'd love to platform a Nazi for 3 nights, but the government says we can't so we're taking our ball home." 070
Sparky @sparkysmalarkey.bsky.social · 07/04/2026#BoycottFestivalRepublic ; Reading and Leeds, Latitude, Wilderness, Lovebox, Great Escape, Electric Picnic. 000
Sparky @sparkysmalarkey.bsky.social · 07/04/2026Festival Republic have really nailed their colours to the mast. #BoycottFestivalRepublic ; Reading and Leeds, Latitude, Wilderness, Lovebox, Great Escape, Electric Picnic. 000
Sparky @sparkysmalarkey.bsky.social · 07/04/2026They should have never booked him in the first place. 010
Sparky @sparkysmalarkey.bsky.social · 07/04/2026Skrewdriver's agent is waiting anxiously by the phone... 010
Sparky @sparkysmalarkey.bsky.social · 07/04/2026Financially better off maybe, but the reputational damage is there for all to see. 000
Sparky @sparkysmalarkey.bsky.social · 06/04/2026Nazi apologists. Money is the only thing FR/Live Nation care about, so vote with your wallet and #BoycottFestivalRepublic ; Reading and Leeds, Latitude, Wilderness, Lovebox, Great Escape, Electric Picnic. 020
Sparky @sparkysmalarkey.bsky.social · 06/04/2026#BoycottFestivalRepublic - Reading and Leeds, Latitude, Wilderness, Lovebox, Great Escape, Electric Picnic 010
Sparky @sparkysmalarkey.bsky.social · 06/04/2026As someone who worked for him and Festival Republic for a very long year, none of this surprises me. My experience was a company with a toxic culture that trickled down from the top and no understanding of nuance; just all about the money. 001
Sparky @sparkysmalarkey.bsky.social · 16/02/2026Thanks for sharing, MMM. I've just managed to get a ticket to see this show in London next month and frankly, I'm a little bit excited. 010
Reposted by SparkyChristy Coysh @christycoysh.bsky.social · 13/01/2026I’ve got something to show you. Feat. @brettdomino 18783246
Sparky @sparkysmalarkey.bsky.social · 29/12/202536 years ago, I made a tagliatelle carbonara for Su Pollard, when she came to eat at the restaurant I was working in. 000
Sparky @sparkysmalarkey.bsky.social · 24/12/2025Bloody hell, are you going to handcuff him to a radiator, too? 010
Sparky @sparkysmalarkey.bsky.social · 19/12/2025Thinking about going no-contact with my mum next year 020
Sparky @sparkysmalarkey.bsky.social · 09/12/2025A lovely tribute and a fascinating interview – thanks for sharing 020
Sparky @sparkysmalarkey.bsky.social · 02/12/2025As we've learnt over the past decade, 52% of the British public don't know their arseholes from their elbows. 000
Sparky @sparkysmalarkey.bsky.social · 27/11/2025Possibly the most beautifully staged production I’ve ever seen. Just hoping it runs and runs, so we can take our now four-year old to see it when she’s old enough. 020