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Sparky Mularkey 🐢

@sparkymularkey.bsky.social
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The other Taskmaster fan. 💀 Writer | Diné (Navajo) Indiginerd | 🏳️‍🌈 | ☸️ I had that viral Batman birthday party! 🦇

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Sparky Mularkey 🐢 @sparkymularkey.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Saw this beauty hanging out on a chair in front of the local pizza joint. It's a high traffic area, so I took her to safety in the trees nearby.
Large oraying mantis in the shadows, sitting on an aluminum chair.Large, green praying mantis, sitting on the lush, green leaves of a tree branch. She's reaching up with one of her front claws, ascending further up the branch.
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Sparky Mularkey 🐢 @sparkymularkey.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Let's fuckin go. Let's get that bread. Rise and grind. 😐
A Nike swoosh "Just Do It" t-shirt trampled into the grass and mud like my dreams of a fruitful career have been trampled into the dirt of our capitalist hellscape.
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Sparky Mularkey 🐢 @sparkymularkey.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Yay!! Cells at Work: Cat! 😻 It's here!!
The cover to volume 1 of Cells at Work: Cat. There is a personified Red Blood Cell with cat ears and a tail. She's carrying a box and, out of that box, there is a cute, pouncing cat. It had a cream colored body with big splotches of black and orange.
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Sparky Mularkey 🐢 @sparkymularkey.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
I wish I had remained unburdened with the knowledge of the Cells at Work Kabuki stage play premiering next year. I won't be able to go see it! 😭 #はたらく細胞
A promotional poster for the Cells at Work kabuki stage play, showing the two main characters and photos of the actors.
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Sparky Mularkey 🐢 @sparkymularkey.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
If not that, then I would be more than happy for Cells at Work: White Brigade. I love these goobers.
The boys. Four white blood cells from the anime Cells at Work. Imagine ground-level security forces but they're all completely white. They're doing an excitable and fun pose, and one of them is holding a cup of green tea.
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Sparky Mularkey 🐢 @sparkymularkey.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
Telling my kids that these are the Saja Boys.
Four of the white blood cells from Cells at Work. They're anthropomorphized to look like men in all-white uniforms.
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Sparky Mularkey 🐢 @sparkymularkey.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
Cells at Work is such a beloved and nostalgic show for me. I'm really excited for this rewatch!
A promotional image from the anime Cells at Work. Cells in the human body are anthropomorphized, so you see a red blood cell as a delivery person, a white blood cell as a security guard, etc.
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Sparky Mularkey 🐢 @sparkymularkey.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
Your ancestors are ashamed of you.
The absolute worst parking job I've ever seen in my entire life. Wholly selfish. This country is going to Hell and this is why. I don't even want to visually describe it.
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Sparky Mularkey 🐢 @sparkymularkey.bsky.social · 02/08/2026
I know there are some good, strong, objective answers, but subjectively, I'm always going to go with Greg Smallwood.
A selfie of me with my Moon Knight shirt with Greg Smallwood artwork in it, posing with a copy of Moon Knight #2 with the same artwork.
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Sparky Mularkey 🐢 @sparkymularkey.bsky.social · 02/08/2026
Raids, robberies, and running moonshine! Burning buildings to the ground! 🔥 Getting in fights over women in speakeasies! 🍺
A scan of an old newspaper article from 1929 which reads, "Gang Leader Faces Trial on 8 Counts. Fond du Lac, Wisconsin. December 16th. Gladwin Mularkey, Oxford, alleged leader of the Mularkey Gang which terrorized Marquette county for years, today faced trial on eight counts before a jury of eight men and four women. He is accused of arson, larceny and conspiracy to commit larceny. The breakup of the gang came about last October when two of Gladwin's brothers, Kenneth and Clayton, attempted to wrest leadership of the "mob" from the older man. A fight over a woman, the confessions said, brought about Gladwin's immediate downfall."
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Sparky Mularkey 🐢 @sparkymularkey.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
Damn it, you're right! And I loved it! 😭💖
The meme of the guy standing silently with his arms crossed and a troubled look on his face before throwing his hands up in the hair and shouting "I guess!"
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Sparky Mularkey 🐢 @sparkymularkey.bsky.social · 27/07/2026
Remembering the old ways...
The meme of Geordi La Forge holding out a hand in rejection to the word "twinning" and then pointing in approval at the phrase "drift compatible," in reference to the ancient text Pacific Rim.
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Sparky Mularkey 🐢 @sparkymularkey.bsky.social · 27/07/2026
Kokoum and his legendary stank face. I'm so sick of this AI bullshit. And now this? It's bad medicine.
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Sparky Mularkey 🐢 @sparkymularkey.bsky.social · 27/07/2026
A meme from King of the Hill saying, "Five hundred years of oppression, and somehow I find this the most irritating."
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Sparky Mularkey 🐢 @sparkymularkey.bsky.social · 22/07/2026
The meme of that cartoon man standing there with his arms crossed and a disturbed look on his face before throwing his hands up in exasperation and exclaiming, "I guess!"
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Sparky Mularkey 🐢 @sparkymularkey.bsky.social · 21/07/2026
Wonder Woman, my girl, what is going on with your legs? 😭
A variant cover by an artist I will not name. Wonder Woman is sitting poolside and her legs and hips have some very questionable anatomy.
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Sparky Mularkey 🐢 @sparkymularkey.bsky.social · 20/07/2026
Rockin' the fit for the occasion.
A selfie of me, wearing a blue and white tie-dye NASA t-shirt which has an astronaut and the NASA logo printed on it.
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Sparky Mularkey 🐢 @sparkymularkey.bsky.social · 20/07/2026
Happy Moon Landing Day! It's Moon Day Monday! 🎉 We went to the fucking MOON, BABY!! 🌕
A photo of one of the Apollo 11 astronauts, standing in the goddamn moon, motherfuckers!!
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Sparky Mularkey 🐢 @sparkymularkey.bsky.social · 20/07/2026
share an 80s movie you will always love
A still photo from Ladyhawke (1985). There is a knight in all black atop a black horse. Perched on his left hand is a hawk.
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Sparky Mularkey 🐢 @sparkymularkey.bsky.social · 13/07/2026
"There's no more. That's the end of magic..." ✨ Rest in peace, Sam Neill.
Actor Sam Neill as Merlin from the Hallmark TV movie. He has keen eyes and a faint smile, wearing fantasy clothes with a feathered coat.
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Sparky Mularkey 🐢 @sparkymularkey.bsky.social · 09/07/2026
A meme that says "Maryland Mentioned," featuring an anime girl with various Maryland cultural artifacts superimposed onto her. A Ravens cap, Old Bay, an Orioles hoodie, a can of Natty Bo, Ledo Pizza, a blue crab, the state flag, etc.
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Sparky Mularkey 🐢 @sparkymularkey.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
That's right! 😤 #TaskmasterMentioned
A panel from Wolverine #23 by Saladin Ahmed, Julius Ohta, and Jesus Aburtov. Wolverine is talking about the Taskmaster, saying, "He's a money-grubbing dirtbag, but he's a professional."
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Sparky Mularkey 🐢 @sparkymularkey.bsky.social · 04/07/2026
Nyan nyan nyan~ 😽
A mirror selfie of me in a bathroom with a mirror medicine cabinet. I'm wearing ruby red cat ears, and the reflection of me is the medicine cabinet mirror is the one looking at the phone camera while my reflection in the main mirror is looking over at the smaller one. It's very fun.
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Sparky Mularkey 🐢 @sparkymularkey.bsky.social · 03/07/2026
The classic "it's something" meme, this the stick figure man jumping in the air and holding his arms in a big loop with a nonplussed expression on his face.
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Sparky Mularkey 🐢 @sparkymularkey.bsky.social · 26/06/2026
Late night loaf.
A photo of a white cat sitting on a gray couch. His front paws are tucked under his chest, giving him that classic "cat loaf" shape. There is a wooden coffee table with books and matches, and next to the couch is a vintage lamp that gives a dynamic lighting effect to the room. Lots of shadows.
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Sparky Mularkey 🐢 @sparkymularkey.bsky.social · 25/06/2026
OK, Bubblegum, I think you're being a little bit dramatic...
My flame point Siamese cat Bubblegum Esquire throwing a moody. Laying flat on the floor with his head on the ground forlornly. He's mad that I won't let him eat the string.
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Sparky Mularkey 🐢 @sparkymularkey.bsky.social · 24/06/2026
It's finally here! @kim-hu.com, you're famous!! ✨
A photo of the variant cover of Usagi Yojimbo Kaitō '84 by Kim Hu. The cover art features two anthropomorphic white rabbit characters in a Japanese style convenience store, reaching for energy drinks. There are snacks on the shelves and clutter around them. It kicks ass! Kim, I'm so happy for you! This is so cool!!
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Sparky Mularkey 🐢 @sparkymularkey.bsky.social · 24/06/2026
A comic of a man laying on the couch with a blank stare and his hands interlocked together on his stomach. In the second panel, he sits up suddenly and looks over his shoulder and asks, "Oh shit, for real?"
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Sparky Mularkey 🐢 @sparkymularkey.bsky.social · 14/06/2026
The perfect end to the outing! Dessert that's almost too cute to eat!
Cute mini red bean cakes from Toimoi, shaped like strawberries, a bunny, and Legally Distinct Greetings Feline.
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Sparky Mularkey 🐢 @sparkymularkey.bsky.social · 14/06/2026
This jasmine coconut tea was the PERFECT drink on this sweltering day! ☀️
The view from the line in front of the Molly Tea booth.A photo of the iced tea I purchased. It's in a clear plastic cup and has a lovely light honey orange color to it.
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Sparky Mularkey 🐢 @sparkymularkey.bsky.social · 14/06/2026
VICTORY!
A glorious chicken skewer!
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Sparky Mularkey 🐢 @sparkymularkey.bsky.social · 14/06/2026
I'M SO EXCITED.
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Sparky Mularkey 🐢 @sparkymularkey.bsky.social · 14/06/2026
Pretty messed up of them to have big piles of sugar cane right outside of the window where the gym treadmills are. Very cruel.
A blurry photo of a stand right outside of the gym that has big piles of sugar cane. I'm so addicted to sugar that it's not even funny.
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Sparky Mularkey 🐢 @sparkymularkey.bsky.social · 14/06/2026
Walking down to the gym to discover an ASIAN FOOD FESTIVAL! 🎉 Gonna get a workout in and then undo all of my progress with some Mongolian meat skewers and dumplings! 😂
The goodest boy. A giant inflatable lion dog. He's protecting the parking garage.
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Sparky Mularkey 🐢 @sparkymularkey.bsky.social · 08/06/2026
Finally saw the Masters of the Universe movie. I absolutely loved it. And the rumors are true... Jared Leto's Skeletor absolutely stole the show. #MOTU #Skeleto
Skeletor serving cunt.
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Sparky Mularkey 🐢 @sparkymularkey.bsky.social · 02/06/2026
Happy birthday to me! ☕
A selfie of me, a woman with pale skin and brown curly hair. I'm wearing my favorite mesh shirt, one that goes from nude to deep brown, almost like a cold brew with cream on top. I'm also wearing a big, flash costume jewelry necklace that's so obnoxious I literally can't wear a single piece of additional jewelry or it will be entirely too much. I'm looking very pleased with myself, because I am. Happy birthday to me!
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Sparky Mularkey 🐢 @sparkymularkey.bsky.social · 25/05/2026
Help! Why was this fricken' Skeletor milkshake actually delicious??! 😭
A photo of part of the Masters of the Universe promotional menu at Denny's. This picture features the "Skeletor's Dark Shakeverse," a milkshake made with strawberry ice cream and blueberries, topped with whipped cream and pop rock candy. I can't believe it was actually GOOD. Not good for you, of course but definitely delicious.
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Sparky Mularkey 🐢 @sparkymularkey.bsky.social · 25/05/2026
That was the best damn episode of the Mandalorian I've ever seen.
A photo of the movie theater standee for the Star Wars: The Mandalorian and Grogu movie.
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Sparky Mularkey 🐢 @sparkymularkey.bsky.social · 23/05/2026
One of my favorite cartoons of all time!
A photo of my awesome Mummies Alive shirt, showing a composition of Ja-Kal and the logo for the show.
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Sparky Mularkey 🐢 @sparkymularkey.bsky.social · 28/04/2026
This happy MFer has got NO BUSINESS making food this got dang good! 😭
A statue of the mascot of Jollibee, which is (you guessed it) a jolly bee.The very first meal I ever ordered at Jollibee. A Chickenjoy with a biscuit, adobo rice, a peach mango pie, and some kinda coconut slush drink that was FIRE. The whole damn meal made me want to cry. It was so fucking good.
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Sparky Mularkey 🐢 @sparkymularkey.bsky.social · 20/04/2026
At the vet for a check-up. Bubblegum Esquire is not pleased.
A flame point Siamese cat sitting in a cat carrier with his face turned into the corner. He's angy.
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Sparky Mularkey 🐢 @sparkymularkey.bsky.social · 16/04/2026
What was the first comic you remember walking into a comic store and buying with your own money? I'll never forget buying Aquaman #1 by Geoff Johns, Ivan Reis, Joe Prado, and Rod Reis. That was the beginning of my love affair with comics.
The cover to Aquaman #1 by Geoff Johns, Ivan Reis, and Joe Prado (with colors by Rod Reis, but his name's not on the cover). The image shows Aquaman brandishing his golden trident towards the viewer while he's surrounded by the Trench, a hoarde of razor-fanged sea monsters.
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Sparky Mularkey 🐢 @sparkymularkey.bsky.social · 10/04/2026
These lush blossoms adorning this tree I passed by on my walk this morning are so stunning. I absolutely love starting my mornings with a relaxing walk through the neighborhood. 🌸
A photo of pink blossoms from the thin branches of a flowering tree. There are green leaves poking through as well as bits of blue sky in the top right and the bottom of the composition.
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Sparky Mularkey 🐢 @sparkymularkey.bsky.social · 02/04/2026
I've found that I have a real love and enjoyment of playing pool! I have a lot I need to improve on, but I'm looking forward to learning and practicing more.
A woman wearing a Demon Slayer t-shirt, a pastel pink skirt, and black leggings with black heeled wedge boots. She's holding a pool stick and leaning over slightly, lining up her shot on the pool table. She has a focused look on her face. She was happy.
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Sparky Mularkey 🐢 @sparkymularkey.bsky.social · 19/03/2026
The same comic cover in the quoted post, only now it's grayscale and has the Parental Advisory label in the bottle corner.
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Sparky Mularkey 🐢 @sparkymularkey.bsky.social · 17/03/2026
This GI Joe #20 Corona & Spicer cover has them looking like they're about to drop the hottest album of 2026.
The cover of GI Joe #20 1:50 Incentive variant. They're looking TOUGH.
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Sparky Mularkey 🐢 @sparkymularkey.bsky.social · 04/03/2026
Been listening to the Tron Ares Divergence remixed soundtrack. It's fucking rad.
The album cover to Tron Ares Divergence. It's a black background with a display of geometric lines and shapes resembling the iris of a human eye.
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Sparky Mularkey 🐢 @sparkymularkey.bsky.social · 05/02/2026
Tron Ares won for Best Visual Effects at the 2026 AACTA Awards! 🎉 LET'S GOOOOOOOOO!!
2026 AACTA Awards, Winner for Best Visual Effects or Animation, Tron: Ares.
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Sparky Mularkey 🐢 @sparkymularkey.bsky.social · 17/01/2026
Concept art of Ares with a stylized cesta.Concept art/storyboard of an action scene showing a digital jai alai match.Concept art/storyboard of Ares with a cesta.
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Sparky Mularkey 🐢 @sparkymularkey.bsky.social · 13/01/2026
A screen shot of this very same post but it's above another pose from user Sam Lowe which reads, "Wow, you really decided to call yourself that, huh," above a scan of a DC Comics villain named The Crumbler.
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