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Maria @sparkykneecap.bsky.social · 13h
I want new faces in acting. All these celebrities, their plastic surgery, and their personalities take me out of whatever world they’re trying to make us believe.
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Maria @sparkykneecap.bsky.social · 14h
Not a lady coming in to 3 hours after I made her juice to tell me it’s old and the water separated from the pulp so she deserves a a re-do. Girl no. You were walking around the store for 3 hours and the drink is 1/2 gone.
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Maria @sparkykneecap.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
If I don’t have kefir everyday my stomach literally hates me to the end of the earth and back.
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Maria @sparkykneecap.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Had a dirty doctor pepper and I’m p much sold it’s good as hell
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Maria @sparkykneecap.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
I’ve been in a music video hole and I’m realizing that Turnstile’s video for Birds is referencing Jimi Hendrix’ Voodoo Child.
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Maria @sparkykneecap.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Should I use all my tip money to get a little white truck??????
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Maria @sparkykneecap.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
In my batching my own yerba mate era
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Maria @sparkykneecap.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
I’m a firm believer in the music video. I was raised by it.
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Maria @sparkykneecap.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
I love tomatoes on a vine cause the vine has this beautiful smell that lingers when touched.
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Maria @sparkykneecap.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
People who are like “we’re all a race, a human race” need to shut up. DUH DUH DUH and we have a racism problem so????? I get what they’re trying to do but sir it’s so ok to just acknowledge that divide and conquer did a number on us and we live in its shadow
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Maria @sparkykneecap.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
(Imagine Iggy Pop’s “Nightclubbing”playing) Pansy is a drunk selfie type of chicken 🧃
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Maria @sparkykneecap.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
I don’t have the ambition to adapt mad men into an anime but someone should PLEASE
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Maria @sparkykneecap.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
Just thought about how funny it would be to tell the director of “Wings of Desire” that part of the reason it’s my criterion top four was because (to my shock) the SpongeBob movie isn’t on criterion and I had to pick something else.
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Maria @sparkykneecap.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
My only goals in life right now are look like an anime side character and buy a building.
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Maria @sparkykneecap.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
My phone still recognizes my old Portland address as home and I’m feeling sentimental about it.
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Maria @sparkykneecap.bsky.social · 26/07/2026
Scrambled egg ice cream ketchup swirl. Thoughts?
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Maria @sparkykneecap.bsky.social · 23/07/2026
I love you Amy Goodman from Democracy Now
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Maria @sparkykneecap.bsky.social · 16/07/2026
It’s not dad rock when I listen to it
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Maria @sparkykneecap.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
Always thinking about fma brotherhood
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Maria @sparkykneecap.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
I think the next trend is going to be swag era
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Lonnie Garcia @RCCC🦠💚 @sixgills.bsky.social · 14/07/2026
Happy #PortfolioDay ! I am Lonnie, a mixed-race, trans Chicano artist that blends Mexican folk-inspired sculpture with eclectic, kitsche interest in the vein of camp. If you want this look for your project, contact me at lonniegart@gmail.com <3 lonniegarcia.com
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Maria @sparkykneecap.bsky.social · 14/07/2026
Coming into work an hour after waking up feels evil. Just up and immediately hit with “latte” before being asked how I am or anything.
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Maria @sparkykneecap.bsky.social · 13/07/2026
Feeling insane at the museum after I geeked over a hand quilted piece from the 19th century and when I asked my sister what she thought of it, she said “ok”. Which is so fair but it made me realize how we each experience museums differently and it’s pretty funny.
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Maria @sparkykneecap.bsky.social · 10/07/2026
I’m reading a book in between doom scrolling and my brain feels full as fuck
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RAPIDPUNCHES 🍉🫒🕊️ @rapidpunches.itch.io · 08/07/2026
Real talk can anyone pitch in--suddenly I need $500 for a family emergency I have to address within 7 days. ko-fi.com/rapidpunches
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💥Alex.W💪🏾💥 @jokeb0i.bsky.social · 08/07/2026
The Joker Fish 🐠🃏
my batman designs in a post modernist style
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Maria @sparkykneecap.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
Thinking about Nongs and how tender the chicken is. I miss her 😔
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Maria @sparkykneecap.bsky.social · 06/07/2026
When England scored the first goal my dad walked out to water the garden and didn’t come back inside. That’s how devastating this shit is.
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💥Alex.W💪🏾💥 @jokeb0i.bsky.social · 01/07/2026
anyway, not to be a sea fairing scaliwag but here’s an ACTUALLY free link to the Fat & Skin folds edition of Morpho: archive.org/details/morp...
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Morpho: Fat and Skin Folds: Anatomy for Artists : Michel Lauricella : Free Download, Borrow, and Streaming : Internet Archive
The must-have guide for all artists who draw the human figure!&gt;In Morpho: Fat and Skin Folds, artist and teacher Michel Lauricella presents a unique...
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💥Alex.W💪🏾💥 @jokeb0i.bsky.social · 21/06/2026
Hey, did you know I have a store and also I'm super duper close to the balance I need to make a withdrawal?? Did you?? did you know that you could have a sexy gonzo hung up in your livingroom right now?? Well the way there is right below this wonderful post!
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Maria @sparkykneecap.bsky.social · 19/06/2026
Mimis walked halfway down the sidewalk and back and girl is TIRED
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Maria @sparkykneecap.bsky.social · 15/06/2026
01 - I remember the song that was playing and the loud silence between us. I knew that when we got to grandma’s, it would be different.
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Maria @sparkykneecap.bsky.social · 10/06/2026
If Rhythm Heaven requires me to get a Switch 2, so be it.
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Maria @sparkykneecap.bsky.social · 10/06/2026
😔
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Maria @sparkykneecap.bsky.social · 04/06/2026
It’s my Friday today nothing can make me mad. I don’t have to be here tomorrow or for the next couple days.
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Maria @sparkykneecap.bsky.social · 03/06/2026
Don’t let anyone tell you California is progressive, look at how these losers vote.
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Maria @sparkykneecap.bsky.social · 23/05/2026
Shout out to those who use mashed potatoes as salad dressing at the salad bar I see you
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Maria @sparkykneecap.bsky.social · 19/04/2026
Made cabbage rolls last night and was so tired after but taking that first bite I was like oh yeah it was worth it
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Maria @sparkykneecap.bsky.social · 17/04/2026
Who else up making soup?
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Maria @sparkykneecap.bsky.social · 13/04/2026
In dire need of a character upgrade.
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Maria @sparkykneecap.bsky.social · 30/03/2026
The bestie said I draw how Charlie Kaufman writes, neurotic. What an honor.
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Maria @sparkykneecap.bsky.social · 26/03/2026
How many times a day do you guys think about Tupac’s big beautiful kind eyes?
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Glittertooth @ pilk 🍉 @glittertooth.bsky.social · 22/03/2026
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Maria @sparkykneecap.bsky.social · 22/03/2026
I feel like I need to befriend an elder from every culture so I can get invited to the carne asada. Like yes teach me your ways of cooking and give me cute life advice, I’ll wash the dishes.
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Maria @sparkykneecap.bsky.social · 21/03/2026
So I get why people leave Hamnet in tears.
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More Perfect Union @moreperfectunion.bsky.social · 19/03/2026
Exactly.
Jerome Powell says you’re right to blame data centers for making your bills more expensive: ‘probably pushing inflation up’
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Maria @sparkykneecap.bsky.social · 17/03/2026
Someone asks for an iced macchiato, what do you do?
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Maria @sparkykneecap.bsky.social · 04/03/2026
It’s very cool that humans feel the need to create art. It trips me up. How beautiful, to imagine and act on it.
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Maria @sparkykneecap.bsky.social · 03/03/2026
Paul McCartney best beatle because of the ram album
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Maria @sparkykneecap.bsky.social · 24/02/2026
Is it sacrilegious if I watch the criterion channel on my iPad?
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