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Goey! | ImperfectPorkchop @sparky678348.bsky.social · 18/09/2026

I am so tired of these mouth breathers insisting that Donkey Kong Bonanza doesn't count as a 3D Mario platformer.

Goey! | ImperfectPorkchop @sparky678348.bsky.social · 18/09/2026

Ignorance is our natural state, and while those who have avoided it by turn of fortune need not suffer its continuance, we should be understanding of those still afflicted, same as with any hereditary disease.

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Goey! | ImperfectPorkchop @sparky678348.bsky.social · 19/08/2026

A person is ~66k cubic cm. There's 989 billionaires in the US, or ~63.8 million cubic cm of billionaire worth a total of 8.4 trillion dollars. Divided across across 350 million Americans, we can get about 0.18 cubic cm of billionaire each. That fifth of a gram of billionaire is worth $228,260.87.

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Goey! | ImperfectPorkchop @sparky678348.bsky.social · 12/08/2026

If you are trying to win an election, don't sit next to Mike from PA. Campaign suicide.

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Goey! | ImperfectPorkchop @sparky678348.bsky.social · 12/08/2026

Please excuse my enemies. I think they do not know that I will gladly self-destruct if they leave me alone.

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Goey! | ImperfectPorkchop @sparky678348.bsky.social · 28/07/2026

Crem is honors god metal in some sort of broken state and when honor is "fixed" the crem will harden and remetalicize. The now hardened cremcast of Roshar (and indeed the planet) is shattered and the cremshards of Roshar explode in different directions. Not to fear however because urithiru is 1/2

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Schu @schu22.bsky.social · 23/01/2026

Harley..Morenstein is here!

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Goey! | ImperfectPorkchop @sparky678348.bsky.social · 17/07/2026

My delightful girlfriend @dozenbybail.bsky.social made me some Coke nails 🥰 The pros of dating a professional nail girlie 😎

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Goey! | ImperfectPorkchop @sparky678348.bsky.social · 14/07/2026

Why my favorite word is recontextualization: Context Contextual Contextualize Recontextualize Recontextualization

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Goey! | ImperfectPorkchop @sparky678348.bsky.social · 06/07/2026

I just found out that Zicam is homeopathic and I feel betrayed

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Goey! | ImperfectPorkchop @sparky678348.bsky.social · 04/07/2026

You have to look at the bright side. This is the coldest summer for the rest of our lives.

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Goey! | ImperfectPorkchop @sparky678348.bsky.social · 29/06/2026

I just dropped off a piping hot cup of nut for the lab coats to examine Everyone cross your fingers that I'm firing blanks

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Goey! | ImperfectPorkchop @sparky678348.bsky.social · 26/06/2026

St. Peter waiting at the Pearly Gates to count how many microplastics have lodged themselves into my soul

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Goey! | ImperfectPorkchop @sparky678348.bsky.social · 24/06/2026

This 🔥 smells like a bomb ass burger?

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Goey! | ImperfectPorkchop @sparky678348.bsky.social · 20/06/2026

I'm thinking my first tattoo should represent my status as the M7 Egg

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Goey! | ImperfectPorkchop @sparky678348.bsky.social · 20/06/2026

I, like many of you, love the idea of tabletop gaming. In practice, however, I find the genre severely lacking in rats piloting mechs. What is the point of using our imagination if there are no rats piloting mechs? At long last the egregious power vacuum is filled by none other than CYBERRATS

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Goey! | ImperfectPorkchop @sparky678348.bsky.social · 14/06/2026

I'm absolutely broken by the news about Oliver Tree. He was one of the most genuine and unique artists to ever have graced the world with his self-expression. Alone in a crowd is a very very important album to me. That was a man WELL before his peak. Human culture was robbed today.

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Goey! | ImperfectPorkchop @sparky678348.bsky.social · 13/06/2026

Playing some god forsaken LEAGUE OF LEGENDS with my good friend twitch.tv/betabuttercup I am Mastery level 72 on Anivia, come see how the real experts do things (inting and big dreams)

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LATE NIGHT BUTT BLASTIN IN LoL

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Goey! | ImperfectPorkchop @sparky678348.bsky.social · 12/06/2026

Absolutely magnificent work. The artist confirmed on Reddit that these are part of a portrait mod for Terraria and clearly it'll be a must have. Follow Gribbon Scribbles so you don't miss it

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Goey! | ImperfectPorkchop @sparky678348.bsky.social · 10/06/2026

Im at the point where I think next gen consoles are unnecessary At this point the only things that can increase are unnecessary graphical fidelity, the bar of entry, and Nvidias fat wallet If current consoles can't handle what AAA devs want to accomplish, they are dreaming too big.

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Goey! | ImperfectPorkchop @sparky678348.bsky.social · 06/06/2026

The AYN Thor is a god tier Morrowind device.

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Goey! | ImperfectPorkchop @sparky678348.bsky.social · 05/06/2026

The server running our universe needs a reboot I think. The northern lights being visible in California sounds like a ram issue to me.

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Goey! | ImperfectPorkchop @sparky678348.bsky.social · 04/06/2026

I don't understand why everyone loves half life so much. Literally walk from point A to point B shooting bad guys, hallway with guns simulator. I'm not some borderlands superfan, but isn't Borderlands literally just halflife but expanded upon in every direction?

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Goey! | ImperfectPorkchop @sparky678348.bsky.social · 29/05/2026

Brilliant! Someone get this man a white tee shirt and a sharpie, STAT!!

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Goey! | ImperfectPorkchop @sparky678348.bsky.social · 28/05/2026

Fuck dust jackets. All of my homies hate dust jackets. Print the badass art on the cover of the book, I implore you. Why are we printing the badass art on a fragile sheet surrounding a brick? We are just begging for it to become damaged. Fuck dust jackets. All of my homies hate dust jackets.

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Goey! | ImperfectPorkchop @sparky678348.bsky.social · 23/05/2026

They really dropped the ball not calling hummus garbanzo butter.

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Goey! | ImperfectPorkchop @sparky678348.bsky.social · 19/05/2026

Google AI bullshits this "summary" based on ONE Instagram post with zero interaction. "Pennypart" is a strange storefront that's obviously drop shipping, and I can't actually find the watch there. I got the watch at an Amazon overstock place?

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Goey! | ImperfectPorkchop @sparky678348.bsky.social · 19/05/2026

I can't find a drop of info about this, "Kevin Fili" returns nothing relavent on Google. Pretty watch though 🤩

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Goey! | ImperfectPorkchop @sparky678348.bsky.social · 18/05/2026

I am switching sides, I'm now a proponent of watch talk.

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Goey! | ImperfectPorkchop @sparky678348.bsky.social · 17/05/2026

For real tho my hermit crabs are called Renarin and Rlain and I love them even though they're gay crabs.

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Goey! | ImperfectPorkchop @sparky678348.bsky.social · 17/05/2026

HERMIT CRABS ARE NOT GAY. DO NOT TELL ME THAT HERMIT CRABS ARE GAY. IF YOU SAY HERMIT CRABS ARE GAY I WILL BAN YOU FROM MY ANTI-WOKE HERMIT CRAB FACEBOOK GROUP. NO SISSY LIBERALS ARE ALLOWED IN THIS HERE FACEBOOK GROUP, BECAUSE LIBERALS ALWAYS TRY TO TALK TO ME ABOUT GAY CRABS AND CRABS ARE NOT GAY.

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Goey! | ImperfectPorkchop @sparky678348.bsky.social · 17/05/2026

I'm looking for a queen rollie pollie hmu

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Goey! | ImperfectPorkchop @sparky678348.bsky.social · 10/05/2026

Recently got into the Dungeon Crawler Carl series and it has been making my shifts just fly by. I'm in the middle of book three right now, no spoilers please. The 1st book slapped, the 2nd book was a little bit disappointing to me and that made me nervous. This 3rd book has me very hype for more

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