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Sparky

@sparky1050.bsky.social
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He/Him 🏳️‍🌈Gay, 🦦Furry, 🎮Videogames, ⚡️Power Rangers, 🐉D&D Novice miniature painter

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Sparky @sparky1050.bsky.social · 15h
Making a small investment to start working out at home, so hopefully I actually make use of it!… 😬
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Sparky @sparky1050.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Fuck AI in profile but posts AI Halloween image…?
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Sparky @sparky1050.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
It’s been a hell of a week, but I got my haircut atleast 🥴
Selfie of me in a purple pastel collared shirt with a new haircut
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Sparky @sparky1050.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Why doesn’t stress have the same benefits as working out? Like my heart still races, I get sweaty AF, and I’m also exhausted afterwards; they are basically the same things!?!?!
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Xalavier Nelson Jr. @writnelson.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
WE'RE MAKING A SHELVING SIM WHERE YOU USE THE DEWEY DECIMAL SYSTEM IN A LIBRARY THAT'S HAUNTED AS FUCK BECAUSE A BILLIONAIRE WAS STUFFING CORPSES IN THE WALLS TO GENTRIFY HIS CITY WISHLIST "SOMETHING IS WRONG WITH THE LIBRARY" TODAY store.steampowered.com/app/3971340/...
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Sparky @sparky1050.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Two more Mystic Force Rangers with the tough-as-nails Vida along with the negative-rizz Xander! Also finished working on the Zordon Dice Tower
Fully painted miniature of the Pink Mystic Force RangerFully painted miniature of the Green Mystic Force RangerA painted Dice Tower of Zordon with edge highlights that accentuates all of the details of the top and bottom of the tube
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Sparky @sparky1050.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
I apparently follow 2 different people here that watched Happy Death Day and then Twin Peaks yesterday…
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Sparky @sparky1050.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
I be like “I know a place” and it’s just the board game mansion of “13 Dead End Drive”
The board game of 13 Dead End Drive set up as a mansion with death traps
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Sparky @sparky1050.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Man, you know that depression got hands when even FCF doesn’t help 🫥
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Sparky @sparky1050.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
I am SO tired of AI slop… 🫩
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Sparky @sparky1050.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Oh, so the Halo series is like DEAD dead
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Sparky @sparky1050.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
I was a good boy and finally scheduled a haircut! But it’s not until next Wednesday, so I’ve still got over a week of having this raggedy mess on my head
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Sparky @sparky1050.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Straight men are obsessed with the Roman Empire, when they should be obsessed with the Collapse of the Roman Empire and WHY (my county is under a boil water advisory… 😑)
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Sparky @sparky1050.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Me getting halfway through a second playthrough of Three Houses while everyone else is playing Fire Emblem Fortunes Weave
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Slowpoke Pokemon Surprised Face
ALT: Slowpoke Pokemon Surprised Face
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Sparky @sparky1050.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Ugh, why is it so hard to find a local barber daddy? I just want a handsome man to cut my hair and if he needs to get a little rough to do a good job so be it!
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Sparky @sparky1050.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Took me a minute to finish these up but got two more figures done; Madame Odius of Ninja Steel and My favorite neurodivergent queer Yellow Ranger, Chip Thorn!
My fully painted Madame Odius figureStill of Madame Odius from Power Rangers Ninja SteelMy fully painted figure of the Yellow Mystic Force RangerA still of an action shot of the Yellow Mystic Force Ranger with his Magi Staff Crossbow from Power Rangers Mystic Force
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Sparky @sparky1050.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
He’s just like me fr
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Sparky @sparky1050.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
It’s a slightly chilly 63• out and some leaves are blowing in the wind already 🔪🎃
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Sparky @sparky1050.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Had a busy morning getting some projects done, but can now chill in some Halloween vibes
Selfie chilling on the couch with a Halloween pillow with bats and wearing a tank top with frat bro werewolves and boxers with eyeballs on them
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Sparky @sparky1050.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
I know this is a joke of a joke, but if I knew a seamstress I’ve totally wanted to get a DOoP uniform. They are cute! …and kinda slutty…
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Sparky @sparky1050.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
Got most of my Halloween decorations up today so figured I should update the profile pic too 🎃🦇💀
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Sparky @sparky1050.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
Now the pumpkin spice/butt munching gays have won the lottery
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Sparky @sparky1050.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
People talking about shoving autumn leaves up their assholes, and yet, I didn’t even do that but the fall allergies be hitting hard and fast! 🤧
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Sparky @sparky1050.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
I’ve put WAY too much time into Three Houses already, but I just started a second run and yet I’m already giddy about it
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Fire Emblem: Ike's Prideful Dialogue
Alt: Fire Emblem: Ike's Prideful Dialogue
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Sparky @sparky1050.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
Not sure if it’s just cause I’m getting older, but certain celebrity deaths have been genuinely hurting nowadays. Like Hayden Panettierre and Dolly really got me tearing up at work
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Sparky @sparky1050.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
Man slowly backing into a parking spot with his oversized truck while a line of people wait “Ugh, I hate men” *2 seconds later* Hot daddy pushing a cart “Uhh, I LOVE men”
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Sparky @sparky1050.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
It has been over a month since I’ve been able to paint, but I was able to get back to it with the Evil General Zurgane!!
A fully painted miniature of Zurgane from Power Rangers Ninja StormThe same miniature but at a different 45• angleA full size reference image of Zurgane
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Sparky @sparky1050.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
Well…every gay bear fan with a piss kink just won the lottery…
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pinky @tanookitalez.com · 17/08/2026
the hero swings both ways #zelda
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Sparky @sparky1050.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
Not now hunny, I’m watching a Nearah Nuff lip sync
The Sims meme of a mom on the computer while her baby is on fire on the floor next to her
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Sparky @sparky1050.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
Matrix style human orgasm batteries…
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Sparky @sparky1050.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
Yeah! No more re-skeet spamming!! *quote reskeet spamming*
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Sparky @sparky1050.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
Every time I do spray paint stuff, I always wonder “am I doing this right or am I going to get super paint lung cancer”
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Sparky @sparky1050.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
I REALLY hope I can make it through the day without turning this into an episode of Untucked, but Back Office have been testing my patience ALL WEEK
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Sparky @sparky1050.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
To half of Michigan-
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Sparky @sparky1050.bsky.social · 01/08/2026
“Like, our world is dying But it’s kinda funny” Sami Landri is the voice of our generation
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Sami Landri: T'Es Woke Toi?
Alt: Sami Landri: T'Es Woke Toi?
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Sparky @sparky1050.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
This makes me want a spiritual successor to Oregon Trail based on modern day economics and this is one of the possible game over screens
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Sparky @sparky1050.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
If you see this, quote a Pic of yourself in sunglasses x Do eclipse glasses count?
A selfie of myself standing in front of a large building wearing very reflective glasses for a partial eclipse. The lighting outside is fairly yellow due to the partial eclipse happening
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Sparky @sparky1050.bsky.social · 25/07/2026
The mini challenge on Canada All Stars made no sense…but the guest star made it so I don’t care 🤩
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Sparky @sparky1050.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
I better see you 🚬gots give the same amount of devotion to Korra you gave Wanda in MoM, y’all know she is just as innocent!!
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Sparky @sparky1050.bsky.social · 21/07/2026
EVERY ONE GETS LAYED OFF!!!!
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Sparky @sparky1050.bsky.social · 20/07/2026
I just want to hang out with a bunch of daddies playing poker while they take turns shotgunning me with their cigars, is that too much to ask?!?!?!
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Sparky @sparky1050.bsky.social · 18/07/2026
Canada really has the wildest and best untucks
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Brooke Lynn Hytes: The Queen of the North
ALT: Brooke Lynn Hytes: The Queen of the North
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Sparky @sparky1050.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
My work has now pinned Copilot to every employee’s dashboard, I hope the company atleast got paid to do it… 🫩 Atleast I was able to just unpin it right away
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Sparky @sparky1050.bsky.social · 13/07/2026
I have been playing Fire Emblem: Three Houses and the tonal whiplash is jarring AF. “I just killed my adoptive father on orders of the Church, but he said the Church is evil before he died…” 😨😫😢 “WHO’S READY FOR TEA TIME?!?!” 🤪🤩🥳
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Sparky @sparky1050.bsky.social · 10/07/2026
Emperor Gruumm of the Troobian empire! I didn’t realize until I started painting him that he’s basically Zedd 2.0, but he’s still different and interesting enough to be iconic in his own right! Plus he has a motorcycle!! What a bad boy 😍😍
A fully painted miniature of Emperor GruummA close up still of Emperor Gruumm from the knees upEmperor Gruumm skidding in on his motorcycle
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Sparky @sparky1050.bsky.social · 10/07/2026
A trans masc drag queen named Trans-from-her Has anyone done this?
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Sparky @sparky1050.bsky.social · 03/07/2026
Thunderstorm was so bad last night that one of my dogs had to jump in bed next to me, we’ve had her for 6 years and she’s never had to do that before 😬
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Hey, Guffaw! @guffaw.bsky.social · 02/07/2026
Today on 🎓THE GREEK LIFE🍻, Theo and his frat bros!
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Sparky @sparky1050.bsky.social · 02/07/2026
Are we sure today isn’t Friday? It sure FEELS like a Friday
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