Sparky @sparky1050.bsky.social · 15hMaking a small investment to start working out at home, so hopefully I actually make use of it!… 😬 181
Sparky @sparky1050.bsky.social · 01/10/2026It’s been a hell of a week, but I got my haircut atleast 🥴 3180
Sparky @sparky1050.bsky.social · 30/09/2026Why doesn’t stress have the same benefits as working out? Like my heart still races, I get sweaty AF, and I’m also exhausted afterwards; they are basically the same things!?!?! 020
Reposted by SparkyXalavier Nelson Jr. @writnelson.bsky.social · 28/09/2026WE'RE MAKING A SHELVING SIM WHERE YOU USE THE DEWEY DECIMAL SYSTEM IN A LIBRARY THAT'S HAUNTED AS FUCK BECAUSE A BILLIONAIRE WAS STUFFING CORPSES IN THE WALLS TO GENTRIFY HIS CITY WISHLIST "SOMETHING IS WRONG WITH THE LIBRARY" TODAY store.steampowered.com/app/3971340/... 881533542
Sparky @sparky1050.bsky.social · 28/09/2026Two more Mystic Force Rangers with the tough-as-nails Vida along with the negative-rizz Xander! Also finished working on the Zordon Dice Tower 082
Sparky @sparky1050.bsky.social · 27/09/2026I apparently follow 2 different people here that watched Happy Death Day and then Twin Peaks yesterday… 150
Sparky @sparky1050.bsky.social · 26/09/2026I be like “I know a place” and it’s just the board game mansion of “13 Dead End Drive” 0113
Sparky @sparky1050.bsky.social · 25/09/2026Man, you know that depression got hands when even FCF doesn’t help 🫥 030
Sparky @sparky1050.bsky.social · 21/09/2026I was a good boy and finally scheduled a haircut! But it’s not until next Wednesday, so I’ve still got over a week of having this raggedy mess on my head 020
Sparky @sparky1050.bsky.social · 21/09/2026Straight men are obsessed with the Roman Empire, when they should be obsessed with the Collapse of the Roman Empire and WHY (my county is under a boil water advisory… 😑) 040
Sparky @sparky1050.bsky.social · 21/09/2026Me getting halfway through a second playthrough of Three Houses while everyone else is playing Fire Emblem Fortunes Weavestatic.klipy.comSlowpoke Pokemon Surprised FaceALT: Slowpoke Pokemon Surprised Face 020
Sparky @sparky1050.bsky.social · 18/09/2026Ugh, why is it so hard to find a local barber daddy? I just want a handsome man to cut my hair and if he needs to get a little rough to do a good job so be it! 051
Sparky @sparky1050.bsky.social · 17/09/2026Took me a minute to finish these up but got two more figures done; Madame Odius of Ninja Steel and My favorite neurodivergent queer Yellow Ranger, Chip Thorn! 091
Sparky @sparky1050.bsky.social · 14/09/2026It’s a slightly chilly 63• out and some leaves are blowing in the wind already 🔪🎃 070
Sparky @sparky1050.bsky.social · 12/09/2026Had a busy morning getting some projects done, but can now chill in some Halloween vibes 2280
Sparky @sparky1050.bsky.social · 09/09/2026I know this is a joke of a joke, but if I knew a seamstress I’ve totally wanted to get a DOoP uniform. They are cute! …and kinda slutty… 140
Sparky @sparky1050.bsky.social · 07/09/2026Got most of my Halloween decorations up today so figured I should update the profile pic too 🎃🦇💀 040
Sparky @sparky1050.bsky.social · 06/09/2026Now the pumpkin spice/butt munching gays have won the lottery 080
Sparky @sparky1050.bsky.social · 02/09/2026People talking about shoving autumn leaves up their assholes, and yet, I didn’t even do that but the fall allergies be hitting hard and fast! 🤧 050
Sparky @sparky1050.bsky.social · 01/09/2026I’ve put WAY too much time into Three Houses already, but I just started a second run and yet I’m already giddy about itstatic.klipy.comFire Emblem: Ike's Prideful DialogueAlt: Fire Emblem: Ike's Prideful Dialogue 050
Sparky @sparky1050.bsky.social · 26/08/2026Not sure if it’s just cause I’m getting older, but certain celebrity deaths have been genuinely hurting nowadays. Like Hayden Panettierre and Dolly really got me tearing up at work 250
Sparky @sparky1050.bsky.social · 22/08/2026Man slowly backing into a parking spot with his oversized truck while a line of people wait “Ugh, I hate men” *2 seconds later* Hot daddy pushing a cart “Uhh, I LOVE men” 270
Sparky @sparky1050.bsky.social · 20/08/2026It has been over a month since I’ve been able to paint, but I was able to get back to it with the Evil General Zurgane!! 191
Sparky @sparky1050.bsky.social · 19/08/2026Well…every gay bear fan with a piss kink just won the lottery… 3100
Sparky @sparky1050.bsky.social · 11/08/2026Yeah! No more re-skeet spamming!! *quote reskeet spamming* 050
Sparky @sparky1050.bsky.social · 08/08/2026Every time I do spray paint stuff, I always wonder “am I doing this right or am I going to get super paint lung cancer” 260
Sparky @sparky1050.bsky.social · 07/08/2026I REALLY hope I can make it through the day without turning this into an episode of Untucked, but Back Office have been testing my patience ALL WEEK 030
Sparky @sparky1050.bsky.social · 01/08/2026“Like, our world is dying But it’s kinda funny” Sami Landri is the voice of our generationstatic.klipy.comSami Landri: T'Es Woke Toi?Alt: Sami Landri: T'Es Woke Toi? 040
Sparky @sparky1050.bsky.social · 30/07/2026This makes me want a spiritual successor to Oregon Trail based on modern day economics and this is one of the possible game over screens 060
Sparky @sparky1050.bsky.social · 28/07/2026If you see this, quote a Pic of yourself in sunglasses x Do eclipse glasses count? 0201
Sparky @sparky1050.bsky.social · 25/07/2026The mini challenge on Canada All Stars made no sense…but the guest star made it so I don’t care 🤩 000
Sparky @sparky1050.bsky.social · 24/07/2026I better see you 🚬gots give the same amount of devotion to Korra you gave Wanda in MoM, y’all know she is just as innocent!! 010
Sparky @sparky1050.bsky.social · 20/07/2026I just want to hang out with a bunch of daddies playing poker while they take turns shotgunning me with their cigars, is that too much to ask?!?!?! 060
Sparky @sparky1050.bsky.social · 18/07/2026Canada really has the wildest and best untucksstatic.klipy.comBrooke Lynn Hytes: The Queen of the NorthALT: Brooke Lynn Hytes: The Queen of the North 120
Sparky @sparky1050.bsky.social · 17/07/2026My work has now pinned Copilot to every employee’s dashboard, I hope the company atleast got paid to do it… Atleast I was able to just unpin it right away 070
Sparky @sparky1050.bsky.social · 13/07/2026I have been playing Fire Emblem: Three Houses and the tonal whiplash is jarring AF. “I just killed my adoptive father on orders of the Church, but he said the Church is evil before he died…” 😨😫😢 “WHO’S READY FOR TEA TIME?!?!” 🤪🤩🥳 040
Sparky @sparky1050.bsky.social · 10/07/2026Emperor Gruumm of the Troobian empire! I didn’t realize until I started painting him that he’s basically Zedd 2.0, but he’s still different and interesting enough to be iconic in his own right! Plus he has a motorcycle!! What a bad boy 😍😍 060
Sparky @sparky1050.bsky.social · 10/07/2026A trans masc drag queen named Trans-from-her Has anyone done this? 140
Sparky @sparky1050.bsky.social · 03/07/2026Thunderstorm was so bad last night that one of my dogs had to jump in bed next to me, we’ve had her for 6 years and she’s never had to do that before 😬 050
Reposted by SparkyHey, Guffaw! @guffaw.bsky.social · 02/07/2026Today on 🎓THE GREEK LIFE🍻, Theo and his frat bros! 030949
Sparky @sparky1050.bsky.social · 02/07/2026Are we sure today isn’t Friday? It sure FEELS like a Friday 020