SparkNotes @sparknotes.bsky.social · 15/03/2026On this day in 44 BC, Julius Caesar looked around and said, "Kind of a weird vibe in here." 06323
SparkNotes @sparknotes.bsky.social · 13/03/2026Not a cell phone in sight. Just people living in the moment. Beautiful. 314854
SparkNotes @sparknotes.bsky.social · 09/03/2026Once again reminding you all that the Ides of March is a scam holiday invented by Big Dagger to sell more daggers 09842
SparkNotes @sparknotes.bsky.social · 11/02/2026the weather: *is a little misty* me: nice wuthering heights reference 04512
SparkNotes @sparknotes.bsky.social · 02/01/2026New year, new me! *wakes from uneasy dreams to find I’ve been transformed into a gigantic insect* 35716
SparkNotes @sparknotes.bsky.social · 16/12/2025every friend group has - a woman who delights in anything ridiculous - her soft-spoken sister - a 27-year-old spinster with no prospects - a wealthy and uncomfortable gentleman - his best friend - the best friend's deeply unpleasant sisters 04412
SparkNotes @sparknotes.bsky.social · 04/09/2025ⓘ This user's good opinion once lost is lost forever 0469
SparkNotes @sparknotes.bsky.social · 28/08/2025If I were the unnamed narrator in an Edgar Allan Poe story I would simply introduce myself 1467
SparkNotes @sparknotes.bsky.social · 20/08/2025I adhere to the Jane Austen style of writing (dropping a surprise engagement around chapter 46 and naming the hottest character after myself) 0478
SparkNotes @sparknotes.bsky.social · 13/08/2025having a shakespeare girl summer (I took a nap for 42 hours and everyone thought I died) 39323
SparkNotes @sparknotes.bsky.social · 11/08/2025if you work online all day, avoid eye strain with the 20-20-20 rule! after 20 minutes of work, look at something 20 feet away, then leave ithaca to fight in the trojan war and return 20 years later a broken man 0542313
SparkNotes @sparknotes.bsky.social · 14/03/2025You want me to make friends? The thing that killed Julius Caesar? 431685
SparkNotes @sparknotes.bsky.social · 06/02/2025no I don't want to "work in an office," I want to be the catcher in the rye. what's that you ask? well you know how kids are always hanging out unsupervised near precarious cliffsides 2645
SparkNotes @sparknotes.bsky.social · 31/12/2024New year, new me! *reappears onstage with the body of a man and the head of a donkey* 29217
