sparcus 🎮 @sparcus87.bsky.social · 9hHi there! It's your friendly, local, multi-billion dollar, multi-national company! Gee,I know you're about to spend an exorbitant amount of money on our gasoline or groceries, but won't you please round up for charity? You see, we'd do it, but our shareholders really prefer when you do. Thanks! 0100
sparcus 🎮 @sparcus87.bsky.social · 05/10/2026I generally liked the first one. They did a great job with Riddles in the Dark and the dwarves singing. The other two I mostly blocked out because... yeah 010
sparcus 🎮 @sparcus87.bsky.social · 04/10/2026When I'm old and gray, a lifetime of memories behind me, loves gained and lost, family and friends passed on, lived experiences and world-changing events, I will still be making Homestar Runner references that no one else remembers. 061
sparcus 🎮 @sparcus87.bsky.social · 04/10/2026Like this?lego.comVincent van Gogh – Sunflowers 31215 | Art | Buy online at the Official LEGO® Shop USRecreate Vincent van Gogh’s Sunflowers with LEGO® bricks 000
sparcus 🎮 @sparcus87.bsky.social · 04/10/2026They pulled off a genius move to restart a magic minecart and use it to kill a giant snake! I rolled 8d8 damage for 43 and the snake had 42 hit points left. It was fantastic. 030
sparcus 🎮 @sparcus87.bsky.social · 04/10/2026While one player completely bailed to watch the Yankees, we still had a fantastic session with my two other players. They fully completed this dungeon, finding all five crystals to open the door that will lead them further into the Underdark chasing after a drow. 130
sparcus 🎮 @sparcus87.bsky.social · 03/10/2026My Star Wars-obsessed seven-year-old is "helping" to set up my D&D session. 080
sparcus 🎮 @sparcus87.bsky.social · 03/10/2026LPT: The easiest way to keep your house clean is not to live in it. 030
sparcus 🎮 @sparcus87.bsky.social · 03/10/2026static.klipy.comMr. Hankey Says Howdy Ho!Alt: Mr. Hankey Says Howdy Ho! 010
sparcus 🎮 @sparcus87.bsky.social · 03/10/2026I'm with you. There are few things I care less about than the NBA. I'll watch college basketball only if I'm doing a bracket but have zero interest in professional. As for this song, I only know it exists because of bsky posts. Turns out it's not on my 2007 iPod Classic in my car. 010
sparcus 🎮 @sparcus87.bsky.social · 02/10/2026What's the morality scaling of guilt-tripping a player into not bailing on D&D by feigning ignorance about him wanting to watch the Yankees playoff game instead of playing? 😇😈 050
Reposted by sparcus 🎮J @meltingskywards.bsky.social · 02/10/2026october #promosky 🍂🎃🌙 I'm J. I'm a librarian in a reading slump. I post about whatever feels right and delete it when it feels wrong. • books: romantasy, fantasy, history • music: metalcore, musicals • art/craft: crochet, cross stitch, drawing, pottery • games: storyrich, rpg, point & click 1269
Reposted by sparcus 🎮Sof ✐ᝰ @sofialmallo.bsky.social · 02/10/2026Peachtober day 01: Oak #peachtober #peachtober2026 1112
sparcus 🎮 @sparcus87.bsky.social · 02/10/2026October? More like Bachtober. Gonna go for Baroque. Time to fugue around and find out. 190
sparcus 🎮 @sparcus87.bsky.social · 02/10/2026I don't know a lot about art, but I know it when I see it. This is art. 110
sparcus 🎮 @sparcus87.bsky.social · 01/10/2026This remains one of my favorite exchanges in any movie ever. 110
sparcus 🎮 @sparcus87.bsky.social · 26/09/2026Gotta buy that half-priced (still $8) watered-down breakfast beer to stand being in the same stadium with that mfer 000
sparcus 🎮 @sparcus87.bsky.social · 26/09/2026I feel bad for all the people that existed before video games. 0120
sparcus 🎮 @sparcus87.bsky.social · 25/09/2026My druid just had his first conversation with this armor after getting it gifted to him by a local druid circle the party assisted. He doesn't know what the armor wants or where it's from, just that it speaks to him in Draconic and has not had a wearer capable of understanding it in a long time. 170
sparcus 🎮 @sparcus87.bsky.social · 25/09/2026What the hell?! I just opened PoGo for the first time in about five hours and apparently the new in-game auto-catcher found three shiny Pokémon! (Nothing new and all terrible IVs, but a nice surprise!) 1210
sparcus 🎮 @sparcus87.bsky.social · 23/09/2026Happy Bi Visibility day, my friends! And I'm still proud of this post... 070
sparcus 🎮 @sparcus87.bsky.social · 22/09/2026It sincerely looks like his legs are crossed to me. I know they're not, but the lighting on the pants and shoes look like it, and it would at least explain the entirely awkward posture he's got going on 110
sparcus 🎮 @sparcus87.bsky.social · 21/09/2026I'm grading quizzes and in one problem students needed to find and correct an error in a solved equation. One student's answer said "the person who did the error didn't right the equation wright." It's almost impressive to mess up homophones that badly twice in the same sentence. 270
sparcus 🎮 @sparcus87.bsky.social · 21/09/2026A Lord of the Rings quote, but it starts with "Dude". "Dude, I have no memory of this place."static.klipy.comno memeoryAlt: no memeory 0142
sparcus 🎮 @sparcus87.bsky.social · 20/09/2026I played LoZ: Twilight Princess back when it was released. I beat it, enjoyed it, but then basically forgot everything about it. I decided that I want to replay it before the OoT remake gets released and I'm now a few hours into the game. It really is a pretty looking game and I'm liking it again! 160
sparcus 🎮 @sparcus87.bsky.social · 20/09/2026Won't people please think of the needs of rich, white men for once?! 020
sparcus 🎮 @sparcus87.bsky.social · 20/09/2026Thanks, Dat! I'm really enjoying printing and painting! Since we only play about once a month due to scheduling, I have more time to prep. Often too much time! 010
sparcus 🎮 @sparcus87.bsky.social · 20/09/2026Thanks! Because I always overestimate how much we'll get through in a session, they only saw the stone hand and one crystal so far, but now I'm all set for the next session! 110
sparcus 🎮 @sparcus87.bsky.social · 19/09/2026No notes.static.klipy.comLegend Of Zelda Botw: Link's Thumbs UpAlt: Legend Of Zelda Botw: Link's Thumbs Up 020
sparcus 🎮 @sparcus87.bsky.social · 19/09/2026Here are all of the props I 3D-printed, primed, and painted for tonight's D&D session as my players explore a dungeon that can lead them into the Underdark in pursuit of the disguised drow Lady Swilda Borthin. I'm proud of the results of my first big painting job! 2142
sparcus 🎮 @sparcus87.bsky.social · 17/09/2026static.klipy.comLord of the Rings: The Return of the King TitleAlt: Lord of the Rings: The Return of the King Title 010
sparcus 🎮 @sparcus87.bsky.social · 16/09/2026Five years later that dodo will have risen up the corporate ladder becoming CIO and the boss of the interviewer. He will not be happy, failing in his prime directive in the past, but he will be proud of the changes he will institute in the company's data management frameworks. 0210
sparcus 🎮 @sparcus87.bsky.social · 13/09/2026Eve:static.klipy.comApril Introduces Derek and BenAlt: April Introduces Derek and Ben 080