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Spanny Tampson

@spannytampson.bsky.social
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Gymnastics curmudgeon. Gymcastic alum.

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Scouty Rowdy @scoutyrowdy.bsky.social · 23/06/2025
Lovely. Now more of our suckers and losers are gonna have headaches. Last time the felon/rapist was the president, my wife was hit with ballistic missiles from Iran. We will deal with the repercussions of her traumatic brain injury for the rest of our lives. God bless our troops! Fuck off cheeto!
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Spanny Tampson @spannytampson.bsky.social · 01/04/2025
OMG CORY BOOKER READ MY SISTERS STORY OUT LOUD ON THE FLOOR I AM SHAKING @booker.senate.gov
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Spanny Tampson @spannytampson.bsky.social · 27/02/2025
Everyone go thank Elon for my thrice deployed, twice injured veteran sister's service.
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Spanny Tampson @spannytampson.bsky.social · 19/12/2024
You never fail to credit Sarah and Suzanne when acknowledging your own successes. It's very classy.
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Spanny Tampson @spannytampson.bsky.social · 11/12/2024
Gonna be hard to top Better Call Salt.
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Spanny Tampson @spannytampson.bsky.social · 07/12/2024
Guess who has two thumbs, speaks limited French, and has new labral tears in ✨ both ✨ hips? This moi. #blessed #dontgetlyme
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Spanny Tampson @spannytampson.bsky.social · 03/12/2024
Fucking right you will.
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Spanny Tampson @spannytampson.bsky.social · 03/12/2024
You are Simone. And this is your Pearl of Doha. Should you have to go out and compete with a kidney stone? Absolutely not. But you can and you will and we will be here for you unconditionally, whether you land on your feet or your face. We love you.
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Spanny Tampson @spannytampson.bsky.social · 02/12/2024
Every day I wonder how that red flannel bitch from the Pete Buttigieg v college kids debate feels about her choices
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Spanny Tampson @spannytampson.bsky.social · 30/11/2024
My 13th reason
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Spanny Tampson @spannytampson.bsky.social · 27/11/2024
It's an unknowable mystery
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Spanny Tampson @spannytampson.bsky.social · 27/11/2024
Also "her training and rigid diet combine to keep her tiny." Well done, 1995.
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Spanny Tampson @spannytampson.bsky.social · 27/11/2024
Also Nadia's interpretation that a 14 yr old pretending to play the piano on FX is considered "flirting."
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Spanny Tampson @spannytampson.bsky.social · 27/11/2024
Note the *surf virtually* note. Really dates things.
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Spanny Tampson @spannytampson.bsky.social · 27/11/2024
So last night before bed I was looking through old newspaper articles, as one does, and came across this relic of pure creepiness. Consider @gymcastic.bsky.social Commentary Hall of Shame. Then guess how old the subject of this article is.
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Spanny Tampson @spannytampson.bsky.social · 26/11/2024
Do we report as misinformation or?
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Spanny Tampson @spannytampson.bsky.social · 23/11/2024
Stalking your socials for Lizzie pics was the highlight of my week and absolutely the best use of my Saturday
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Spanny Tampson @spannytampson.bsky.social · 23/11/2024
Pouring one out for one of the @gymterpets.bsky.social 's classiest, most beloved good girls. Lizzie was a gift. Thank you @dvorameyers.bsky.social for sharing this beautiful soul with us.
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Spanny Tampson @spannytampson.bsky.social · 23/11/2024
Fuck the typos. If typos are a measurement of the loss and bereavement of one of this world's most beloved beacons of joy and light then d9eo6d6dydgg655w
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Spanny Tampson @spannytampson.bsky.social · 23/11/2024
I do not accept this. I do not accept this at all.
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Spanny Tampson @spannytampson.bsky.social · 21/11/2024
No one chooses the dead parent card, but once it's given to you, you're allowed to play it wherever whenever for the rest of time. It's just how the rules were written.
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Spanny Tampson @spannytampson.bsky.social · 20/11/2024
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a man in a white coat and tie is talking on a cell phone .
ALT: a man in a white coat and tie is talking on a cell phone .
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Spanny Tampson @spannytampson.bsky.social · 20/11/2024
You know that feeling when you have so many questions that you can't think of a single one?
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Spanny Tampson @spannytampson.bsky.social · 20/11/2024
Fascinating! Restricted how?
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Spanny Tampson @spannytampson.bsky.social · 20/11/2024
Was Dr Pepper busy?
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Spanny Tampson @spannytampson.bsky.social · 17/11/2024
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a woman is smiling and saying did everyone try the chicken i thought the chicken was lovely .
ALT: a woman is smiling and saying did everyone try the chicken i thought the chicken was lovely .
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Spanny Tampson @spannytampson.bsky.social · 16/11/2024
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a man in a suit and tie is saying " oh that 's terrible "
ALT: a man in a suit and tie is saying " oh that 's terrible "
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Spanny Tampson @spannytampson.bsky.social · 16/11/2024
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Spanny Tampson @spannytampson.bsky.social · 16/11/2024
Somewhere I have this image photoshopped where Martha is next to the karate kid
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Spanny Tampson @spannytampson.bsky.social · 16/11/2024
Also, game design? Like my kid will want me to play some game with him and every game inexplicably needs 23 in-game hours of nighttime. Unrelated to gameplay, just for funsies. Make everything pitch black for a while. I can definitely see things and I definitely won't get a migraine
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Spanny Tampson @spannytampson.bsky.social · 16/11/2024
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Spanny Tampson @spannytampson.bsky.social · 14/11/2024
These are stunning.
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Spanny Tampson @spannytampson.bsky.social · 13/11/2024
I will, thank you!
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Spanny Tampson @spannytampson.bsky.social · 13/11/2024
I want to learn more about it! Thank you for including source links in your post, I'm going to click through them and try to read up
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Spanny Tampson @spannytampson.bsky.social · 13/11/2024
No, it was super helpful. I saw a rough translation of Olegs recent post and it had me in the front row of the struggle bus. Your post helped a ton.
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Spanny Tampson @spannytampson.bsky.social · 13/11/2024
This is such a helpful breakdown, thank you!
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Spanny Tampson @spannytampson.bsky.social · 13/11/2024
Alter was the OG Simone in terms of natural god given ability. This is the hill I will die on.
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Spanny Tampson @spannytampson.bsky.social · 11/11/2024
Can I sit with you?
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Spanny Tampson @spannytampson.bsky.social · 11/11/2024
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