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Crocodile Spanky 🇦🇺🍍🍤🐨🦘🍺🫖🐊

@spankymccracken.bsky.social
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From the Land Downunder,🦘 where universal healthcare exists - and oligarchs don't plunder. 🐨 Live a life of peace, safety, security, and community harmony 🙏🏻 ✨️ THIS should be everyone's goal. 🇦🇺🇦🇺🇦🇺

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Crocodile Spanky 🇦🇺🍍🍤🐨🦘🍺🫖🐊 @spankymccracken.bsky.social · 1h
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Crocodile Spanky 🇦🇺🍍🍤🐨🦘🍺🫖🐊 @spankymccracken.bsky.social · 2h
All legally, and with due process and protocol as per the Australian constitution Deal with it
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Crocodile Spanky 🇦🇺🍍🍤🐨🦘🍺🫖🐊 @spankymccracken.bsky.social · 10h
Her Mouth Strait
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Crocodile Spanky 🇦🇺🍍🍤🐨🦘🍺🫖🐊 @spankymccracken.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
This should boost Russia's bank account. US dollars for Russia's oil, a surefire way to extend the war with Ukraine and purchase more armsfor Putin. All under the pretext of solving the Hormuz problem which Trump created. And he think he's fooling us
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Crocodile Spanky 🇦🇺🍍🍤🐨🦘🍺🫖🐊 @spankymccracken.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
This cute little guy will grow into a 80lb chonka some day. 💖💖💖💖
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Jiri Prochazka Cuddles a Wombat
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Crocodile Spanky 🇦🇺🍍🍤🐨🦘🍺🫖🐊 @spankymccracken.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Yes their poop is actually square, not long.... we have the weirdest animals is Australia
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Crocodile Spanky 🇦🇺🍍🍤🐨🦘🍺🫖🐊 @spankymccracken.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Congratulations to the 2026 Nobel Peace Prize winner A judge, a woman, a person of colour.... Trump will be so pissed
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Crocodile Spanky 🇦🇺🍍🍤🐨🦘🍺🫖🐊 @spankymccracken.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Omg... that is right. And watching a live government execution, is not as traumatising as reading The Diary of Anne Frank, or To Kill a Mockingbird
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Crocodile Spanky 🇦🇺🍍🍤🐨🦘🍺🫖🐊 @spankymccracken.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Omg 😭
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Crocodile Spanky 🇦🇺🍍🍤🐨🦘🍺🫖🐊 @spankymccracken.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
And his cankles mean that his shoes don't fit any more either
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Cinderella: The Shoe Fits Perfectly Before
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Crocodile Spanky 🇦🇺🍍🍤🐨🦘🍺🫖🐊 @spankymccracken.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
To instill fear and terror into their population. 《See what WE as your government, can do to you》
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Crocodile Spanky 🇦🇺🍍🍤🐨🦘🍺🫖🐊 @spankymccracken.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Agreed. Too timid, too diplomatic. Ossoff is the way to go
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Crocodile Spanky 🇦🇺🍍🍤🐨🦘🍺🫖🐊 @spankymccracken.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Presidential material, right here 👌
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Crocodile Spanky 🇦🇺🍍🍤🐨🦘🍺🫖🐊 @spankymccracken.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Yes I think a Bengal Beautiful cats, as are they all
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Adorable Bengal Cat Playing with Water
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Crocodile Spanky 🇦🇺🍍🍤🐨🦘🍺🫖🐊 @spankymccracken.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Americans are going through a hell perpetrated by their own government. The violence and killings is civilians by government agencies is infuriating and unforgivable
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Crocodile Spanky 🇦🇺🍍🍤🐨🦘🍺🫖🐊 @spankymccracken.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
💪 💪 💪. Good man!
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Crocodile Spanky 🇦🇺🍍🍤🐨🦘🍺🫖🐊 @spankymccracken.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Oops.... Iran got the location wrong
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Crocodile Spanky 🇦🇺🍍🍤🐨🦘🍺🫖🐊 @spankymccracken.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
A giant leap of faith
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Crocodile Spanky 🇦🇺🍍🍤🐨🦘🍺🫖🐊 @spankymccracken.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Iran.... if you're listening....
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Crocodile Spanky 🇦🇺🍍🍤🐨🦘🍺🫖🐊 @spankymccracken.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
A little...er... unnatural
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Female Masked Disguise
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Crocodile Spanky 🇦🇺🍍🍤🐨🦘🍺🫖🐊 @spankymccracken.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
As real as this
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Sophia The Robot: Artificial Robotgirl
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Crocodile Spanky 🇦🇺🍍🍤🐨🦘🍺🫖🐊 @spankymccracken.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Yes!! Boomerang 🪃 🪃 , good one!
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Crocodile Spanky 🇦🇺🍍🍤🐨🦘🍺🫖🐊 @spankymccracken.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Another sexual predator jailed. A former catholic bishop, 76, from Broome Western Australia sexually abused indigenous men in a tenure community. Jailed for 6 years. It took a long time for justice www.abc.net.au/news/2026-10...
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Long-serving Catholic bishop who sexually abused young Indigenous men jailed
A victim of Christopher Saunders reveals his pain at being used as a "toy" as the former Bishop of Broome is sentenced to six and a half years in prison for sex offences against two men.
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Crocodile Spanky 🇦🇺🍍🍤🐨🦘🍺🫖🐊 @spankymccracken.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Trump proves every single day that he's not a president. He's just a mob boss who goes after anyone who doesn't support him. A real president works for and protects all his people, not just those who voted for him.
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Crocodile Spanky 🇦🇺🍍🍤🐨🦘🍺🫖🐊 @spankymccracken.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Oh my heart...😢😢😢😢
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Crocodile Spanky 🇦🇺🍍🍤🐨🦘🍺🫖🐊 @spankymccracken.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Haha 👏 😄 🤣 perfect!
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Crocodile Spanky 🇦🇺🍍🍤🐨🦘🍺🫖🐊 @spankymccracken.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Melbourne, Australia: Uber driver tried to kidnap and extort passenger during ride from Melbourne Airport. She was saved when she called police from the back seat. Very disturbing report, and what's more disturbing is that Uber refuse to discipline the driver. youtu.be/hl9LWNhvODQ?...
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Uber Passenger Locked In Car After Driver Demands Inflated Fare In Airport Scam | 10 News
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Crocodile Spanky 🇦🇺🍍🍤🐨🦘🍺🫖🐊 @spankymccracken.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Please protect this man. 🙏🏻 He's a national treasure and must never be harmed
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Crocodile Spanky 🇦🇺🍍🍤🐨🦘🍺🫖🐊 @spankymccracken.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
And they would fall for that one too. Maga are not too sharp
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Crocodile Spanky 🇦🇺🍍🍤🐨🦘🍺🫖🐊 @spankymccracken.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
It was only a baby 👶🏻 😳
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Crocodile Spanky 🇦🇺🍍🍤🐨🦘🍺🫖🐊 @spankymccracken.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Hmmmm... not at all suspicious.....
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Crocodile Spanky 🇦🇺🍍🍤🐨🦘🍺🫖🐊 @spankymccracken.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
🙏🏻💖
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Crocodile Spanky 🇦🇺🍍🍤🐨🦘🍺🫖🐊 @spankymccracken.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
He's doing everything he promised 🙌 🙏🏻 ❤️ 💯
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Crocodile Spanky 🇦🇺🍍🍤🐨🦘🍺🫖🐊 @spankymccracken.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
They're only speaking the language that their supporters understand The language of Bullshit Maga believes all these lies without question
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Crocodile Spanky 🇦🇺🍍🍤🐨🦘🍺🫖🐊 @spankymccracken.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
I think he would be suitable for ANY position which requires honesty, integrity, hard work ethic and results. He's got it all
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Crocodile Spanky 🇦🇺🍍🍤🐨🦘🍺🫖🐊 @spankymccracken.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
💔🙏🏻 I know the pain. I lost mine yesterday, after beautiful 15 years of companionship. Sending love ❤️ 💖 🌈
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Crocodile Spanky 🇦🇺🍍🍤🐨🦘🍺🫖🐊 @spankymccracken.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Yes. Fix the system. Trump and other people with 34 felony convictions, would NEVER get a job anywhere with his CV, not even at McDonald's.
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Crocodile Spanky 🇦🇺🍍🍤🐨🦘🍺🫖🐊 @spankymccracken.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Yes!!! Even here in Australia. We've all had a gut full of him!!
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Crocodile Spanky 🇦🇺🍍🍤🐨🦘🍺🫖🐊 @spankymccracken.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Meanwhile...I can cut a boiled potato in half 🤣😂😆 This chef is very skillful
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Crocodile Spanky 🇦🇺🍍🍤🐨🦘🍺🫖🐊 @spankymccracken.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Respect to this fine man. He represents everything honorable and decent. I would shake his hand too
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Crocodile Spanky 🇦🇺🍍🍤🐨🦘🍺🫖🐊 @spankymccracken.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
When women get drunk - she knew what she was doing. She asked for it. It's her fault When men get drunk - he's was drunk and couldn't help himself. She shouldn't have been there. It's her fault
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Crocodile Spanky 🇦🇺🍍🍤🐨🦘🍺🫖🐊 @spankymccracken.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
I hope he doesn't live in Omaha. That would confuse him too
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Crocodile Spanky 🇦🇺🍍🍤🐨🦘🍺🫖🐊 @spankymccracken.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Does it work in stilettos though?
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Crocodile Spanky 🇦🇺🍍🍤🐨🦘🍺🫖🐊 @spankymccracken.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
The corruption runs so deep in politics. Global politics, but ESPECIALLY in American politics
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Crocodile Spanky 🇦🇺🍍🍤🐨🦘🍺🫖🐊 @spankymccracken.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Yes, it's not as bad raping a 14 year old compared to a 7 year old. That's what she said. What a vile woman
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Crocodile Spanky 🇦🇺🍍🍤🐨🦘🍺🫖🐊 @spankymccracken.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
There are many many men in this world, who from their birth to their death, NEVER raped anyone Be like THOSE men. It's not that difficult
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Crocodile Spanky 🇦🇺🍍🍤🐨🦘🍺🫖🐊 @spankymccracken.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Omg this is indeed brilliant stuff. 👏 👏 👏 👏 Unique, innovative, creative and brilliant
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Crocodile Spanky 🇦🇺🍍🍤🐨🦘🍺🫖🐊 @spankymccracken.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Exquisite little beings.... so beautiful 😍 🤩 👌 ❣️
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Crocodile Spanky 🇦🇺🍍🍤🐨🦘🍺🫖🐊 @spankymccracken.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
The 4 None brothers Get none Want none Have none Ate none
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Crocodile Spanky 🇦🇺🍍🍤🐨🦘🍺🫖🐊 @spankymccracken.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
When you have a law degree, and not a rap sheet
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