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@spangex.bsky.social
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foods and lewds || elder millennial || nsfw

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Spange @spangex.bsky.social · 6h
Never would have guessed (absolutely guessed)
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Spange @spangex.bsky.social · 7h
There’s a reason surgeons are often associated with a god complex
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Spange @spangex.bsky.social · 10h
Caramel apple pie let’s gooooo
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Spange @spangex.bsky.social · 12h
A friend was dating a guy whose last name was McGuirk and while he had nothing to do with the show it automatically made him much cooler
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Spange @spangex.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
If you’re a drummer with a backwards hat I am WEAK
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Spange @spangex.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
This is my nightmare, I hate it. Have an appliance repair guy coming this week and if I pay $135 for things to run normally when he shows up imma be pissed
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Spange @spangex.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
Yes please, I would also like to sign up for bottomless cheese
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Spange @spangex.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
We did picky tea last night, tonight is some sort of shrimp pasta situation (I think)
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Macy @missmacyx.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
Relationships should be 50/50. I make you hard and you make it hard for me to walk 😏
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Spange @spangex.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
Oh thank youuu
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Spange @spangex.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
There’s just something about trashy lingerie…
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Spange @spangex.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
Oh hell no. For $7 y’all are making me the right drink. I’m not confrontational but I’d insist on that.
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Spange @spangex.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Thinking free use thoughts
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Spange @spangex.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Give us pics in the DMs you cowards
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Spange @spangex.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
I just had a flash of a super hot moment and I genuinely don’t know if it was a memory, or a dream, or an audio??? Either way, love that for me
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Spange @spangex.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Younger man older woman let’s fucking gooooo
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Spange @spangex.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
I’ll be here letting my lotion absorb for a while
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Spange @spangex.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
It’s post-shower zone out time
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Spange @spangex.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Follow up I feel way better post shower
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Spange @spangex.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
I took off my scrubs and now I don’t even have the energy to shower Counterpoint: I’m laying here with my tits out
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Spange @spangex.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
oh hi
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Spange @spangex.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
When they’re about to cum and their hips go absolutely mental? Hook it to my veins
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Spange @spangex.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
God damn. You’re delicious.
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Spange @spangex.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Tits out for tornadoes
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Spange @spangex.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Serving bodyodyody on a Thighsday
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Spange @spangex.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
I suddenly need to cum against a pretty boy’s mouth x1000
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Spange @spangex.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
I would think you’d capture more with that timing: get the nighttime asians, the home from work euros, and the Americas will be awake
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Spange @spangex.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Also one of mine
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Spange @spangex.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Nothing wrong with being “tame”. Also the colour filling your jars is so pretty!
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Spange @spangex.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Good lord Alex!! So much going on, all of it very good
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Spange @spangex.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
100% you are posting
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Spange @spangex.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Decorating (I do 3 or 4 trees), baking, sparkly everything, hosting Christmas cocktails, eating more cheese than usual
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Spange @spangex.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
41 seems a bit scant, no?
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Spange @spangex.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Hold on, work event? Hell yeah brother
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Spange @spangex.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
*Canada geese. I wouldn’t normally be so pedantic but I know you love to word good
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Spange @spangex.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Forever obsessed with mac and cheese as a vegetable in the south
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Spange @spangex.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
You’re so soft 🥹
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Spange @spangex.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Expeditiously!
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Spange @spangex.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Love that take cause I def leaned further into silly than sexy
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Spange @spangex.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
By far the worst Monster, sadly
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Spange @spangex.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
I fear I may have a problem
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Spange @spangex.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Surely this photo of plain thighs is unrelated to slutty little thigh tattoo queries…
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Spange @spangex.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
What makes a slutty thigh tattoo? Is it merely placement? Subject matter? Something else? Would love to hear your hot takes
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Spange @spangex.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Felt! I’m up against 8 straight shifts and a bitch is already tired
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Spange @spangex.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Oh this is real! Nvm then. I thought this was like when I have crushes on sports people and tendies are always an insane choice.
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Spange @spangex.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Make better choices babe
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Spange @spangex.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
I hope xan is doing well
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Spange @spangex.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Quiet coffee before a mini road trip to see my long distance college bestie. Days like this are good.
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Spange @spangex.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
I wish I was winding down from this very long and busy day with a cute boy and his hard dick between my legs
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Spange @spangex.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
I’d like to top that 😏
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